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(Penza) Clear!
[Thump]
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Charging!
Clear!
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[Thumps]
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[Steady tone]
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[Sighs]
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Okay, I'm calling it.
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Time of death...
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8:32.
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[Gareth Dunlop's
Here Comes the Night]
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♪ Here comes the night ♪
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♪ when all
the ghosts come out ♪
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♪ I'm haunted
by everything ♪
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♪ it reminds me of myself ♪
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♪ I feel it's all
somehow... ♪
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♪ those lights above
racing by ♪
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♪ it's a trick
of the moonlight ♪
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♪ it's a trick
of the moonlight ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ here lies the ground ♪
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♪ that swallowed
all it's found ♪
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♪ I can hear them
singing out strong ♪
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Hello, Diana.
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Shall we?
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LV tear is within a zone
of fresh tissue necrosis,
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implicating a recent
myocardial infarction
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as the instigating event.
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Unfortunately,
the medical records show
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that Dr. Penza
never suspected heart disease,
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instead giving steroids
for an erroneous diagnosis
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of asthma,
thereby causing the fatal tear.
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I suggest these findings
warrant further investigation
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into Dr. Penza's standard
of care for this patient,
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making this my...
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third such recommendation
regarding Dr. Penza this year.
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Concluding autopsy
with examination of the brain.
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Dr. Treiber...
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I'm cold.
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♪ House 8x20 ♪
Post Mortem
Original air date on May 7, 2012
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
[Massive Attack's Teardrop]
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♪
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[Revs engine]
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[Gears grind]
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Yes, it's mine.
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And yes, I know that
I can't drive stick.
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And no, I don't care that
I parked in a handicapped spot.
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(House) "Staring death
in the face
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has changed my life."
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What a cliche.
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The cliche is to lead
a more meaningful life.
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I've taken a holy vow
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to lead a less
meaningful one.
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I've spent my life caring,
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giving, and searching
for the profound.
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Now it's time for
selfishness, indifference,
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and embracing the shallow.
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[Car alarm sounds]
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[Chirps]
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Your scan's in three days.
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Tell me this isn't
just you killing time
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until you find out if your
cancer's gonna kill it for you.
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I just paid $75,000 for
a ridiculously impractical car,
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the depth of shallowness.
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And tomorrow,
I'm driving it to Cleveland
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to meet my boyhood crush.
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The years have not been
kind to David Cassidy.
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Julie Christie.
Dr. Zhivago, Shampoo.
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I was precocious.
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She's opening
some kind of
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charity animal clinic
or something.
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I'm neglecting
my patients
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to fulfill
a silly fantasy.
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Textbook selfishness
and indifference.
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Or you've made sure that
your patients are well-covered,
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car is a rental,
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and while waiting to get
Julie Christie's autograph,
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you'll adopt a puppy.
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I don't even care
whether you believe me or not.
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Indifference.
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He tried to cut open
his own skull.
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Head CT and tox screen
were clean.
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Interesting.
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Cotard delusion.
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Also known as
"walking corpse syndrome."
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Disconnect in the amygdala
convinces you
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that you're secretly dead.
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Case solved.
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Rendering it...
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What's the past-tense
of "interesting?"
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No prior history
of mental illness,
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and before you say
it was caused by antivirals,
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I've already ruled that out.
Plus, Cotard's
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doesn't explain
the paresthesia in his hand.
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Also...
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Treiber won't let
any other doctor near him.
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He trusts your work.
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Treiber's the patient?
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What's the future tense
of "interesting"?
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How's Wilson doing?
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Wilson's scan is
at the end of the week.
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If his kick-ass chemo shrunk
the tumor to an operable size,
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he'll live.
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If it didn't, he'll die.
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That must be very hard.
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Is there anything
we can do?
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Other than the prayer circle,
what is there?
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Patient's AST is high.
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Psychosis could be
brought on by liver failure.
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Maybe Hep C?
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Bilirubin and serum protein
levels were normal.
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Doesn't explain the tingly hand
or why Chase hates him.
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I don't hate him.
He hates me.
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He hates all doctors,
and it's mutual.
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He only hates the ones
that screw up.
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And you.
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And they only hate Treiber
because he finds their mistakes.
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Mistakes are a wee bit easier
to find on a dead patient,
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a distinction he fails
to recognize.
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He's a rat.
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Who makes the hospital
a safer place
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by keeping doctors
accountable
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and focused.
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What if he got something
from a cadaver?
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He handles a lot of 'em.
You suggesting we DDX them all?
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No, just his last one.
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She had bad knees.
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She used dimethyl sulfoxide
for joint pain.
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Current from the defibrillator
could've converted it
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to dimethyl sulfate.
When Treiber cut into her,
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her blood released toxic fumes.
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Everyone in the basement
would be sick.
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Gas would've
dissipated quickly.
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His lungs are fine.
Blood clots make more sense.
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One in his hand
explains the paresthesia,
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one in his carotid explains
the psychotic episode.
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You two look
for toxic exposure.
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Adams, you can help
Chase ultrasound
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his evil nemesis
for evil clots.
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I know House doesn't like
seeing his patients,
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but doesn't a fellow doctor
rate an exception?
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Psychosis appears
to be intermittent.
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Just snapped out of it
long enough to ask
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if House actually
ordered this test.
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(Chase)
Don't worry.
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We're simply carrying out
his direct orders.
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(Treiber)
Right. Forgot.
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It's what you were
hired to do.
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Which is fine,
his diagnostic error metric
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is .17 compared to
the hospital average of .32.
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You actually think
you can quantify
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the value
of every doctor?
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Someone should.
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And since I'm the only one
who sees everything--
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Right, you were hired
to diagnose people
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after they're
already dead.
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No sign of stenosis
or clots.
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Every doctor, every diagnosis,
every treatment, every result.
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It's pretty impressive.
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It's pretty Orwellian.
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All written
in his secret code.
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He has to keep it
confidential.
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Just like
the Wannsee conference.
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The "Big Brother" metaphor
wasn't pointed enough for you?
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You had to
throw in Hitler?
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A couple years ago,
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he noticed a link
in child deaths,
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and it's completely changed
hospital policies all over--
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I get it.
Treiber is nerd king.
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The more people we kill,
the more lives he saves.
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Test is negative
for dimethyl sulfate,
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her blood is not toxic.
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Then we should look for toxic
exposure from something else.
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You really think the hospital
is idiotic enough
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to issue toxic supplies?
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Have you seen his tools?
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Treiber doesn't always
use hospital-issue.
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Then he's the idiot?
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No, but I don't want
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to explain that
assumption to House.
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Both: Found something.
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Thought we'd make it
a road trip.
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'80s music,
junk food, beer.
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I have a dental
appointment.
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That I'm going to
make now.
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Ah. I'll let you drive.
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Not worth listening
to you whine
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about your feelings and fears
for three days.
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It's not gonna happen.
I've taken a vow.
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People don't change.
You are a person, ergo, pass.
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Yes, that's why
I brought this.
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20 CCs of propofol.
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You can accompany me
willingly,
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or I will,
when you least expect it,
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inject the contents of this vial
into your bloodstream.
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The fall might result
in a concussion,
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or fractures,
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or you might get lucky
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and simply wake up
somewhere near Allentown
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with a nasty headache.
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The choice is yours,
and in case you've forgotten,
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I am indifferent.
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We leave tomorrow morning
at 8:00 a.m.
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No clots.
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No gas.
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But we found
enough of this
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to reanimate
the entire morgue.
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He's jacked on caffeine.
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(House)
Stimulant psychosis.
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How many times do I
have to solve this case?
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So all we have to do is hydrate
and observe him for 24 hours.
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Why don't you tell him
it was your idea?
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He might warm up to you.
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If you get an ear in the mail,
it's probably mine.
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(Treiber)
My abdomen!
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It's my abdomen!
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It's just the effects
of withdrawal.
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The pain is normal.
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No! No!
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This isn't right!
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[Panting]
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Abdominal pain
and distention
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means we were wrong
about stimulant psychosis.
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It could be
coexistent problems.
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He might just have
an obstruction.
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You know what House says
about coincidences.
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I didn't feel any masses
when I examined him,
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and no bowel sounds.
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Where's House?
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He hasn't come in yet,
and neither has Wilson.
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I've already tried them
three times.
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Here we go again.
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Diabetes could cause
nerve damage in his hand,
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and guts, and--
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(Park) Except his glucose levels
are normal,
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and he probably would've
mentioned he was a diabetic.
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What about
ulcerative colitis?
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Earlier attacks
caused thrombosis--
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We already
looked for clots,
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and there was no blood
in his stool.
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Try him again.
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[Beeps]
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[Muffled ringing]
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[Ringing continues]
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[Sighs]
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And Wilson's.
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Wherever they are,
they don't want to be disturbed.
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[Georgia Steamroller's
Radar Love]
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♪ ♪
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♪ I been driving all night,
my hands wet on the wheel ♪
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We take 78, we can do
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the "sweet treats and salty eats
snack food trail."
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My trip, my itinerary.
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We have to cover
300 miles today
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to be there
with plenty of time
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to catch Julie
by 4:00 tomorrow.
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And that thing I said
about letting you drive,
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I lied.
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[Gears grind]
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[Grinding worsens]
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What?
260
00:12:37,122 --> 00:12:39,123
I'm--I'm impressed.
261
00:12:39,191 --> 00:12:40,691
Not by that.
262
00:12:40,743 --> 00:12:44,545
But by your real effort
to maintain the facade.
263
00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:46,331
It's been almost an hour,
264
00:12:46,382 --> 00:12:49,200
and there's been no mention
of the elephant in the car.
265
00:12:49,251 --> 00:12:51,035
Well, I declined
the elephant option.
266
00:12:51,086 --> 00:12:52,703
Uh-huh.
267
00:12:52,755 --> 00:12:54,705
In three days,
you're gonna find out
268
00:12:54,757 --> 00:12:56,874
if you live or die.
269
00:12:56,925 --> 00:12:58,176
You don't want
to talk about it.
270
00:12:58,227 --> 00:12:59,761
No, but obviously you do.
271
00:12:59,845 --> 00:13:01,712
So, we're gonna
talk about it,
272
00:13:01,764 --> 00:13:03,598
but because I want to.
273
00:13:03,682 --> 00:13:05,350
I am neither
talking about it,
274
00:13:05,401 --> 00:13:06,734
nor talking about
not talking about it.
275
00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:09,153
You are hard-wired
to talk about it.
276
00:13:09,221 --> 00:13:11,105
It's how you cope,
it's who you are.
277
00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:12,073
Yeah, well,
278
00:13:12,157 --> 00:13:13,825
from now on, I'm not me.
279
00:13:13,892 --> 00:13:16,227
I'm...
I'm...
280
00:13:16,278 --> 00:13:18,279
Kyle Calloway.
281
00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:21,582
I thought your porn name
was Rusty Packard.
282
00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:23,167
Kyle is roguish,
carefree,
283
00:13:23,235 --> 00:13:26,070
and shares no qualities
with James Wilson.
284
00:13:26,121 --> 00:13:30,792
Can Kyle drive stick?
285
00:13:30,876 --> 00:13:32,377
[Engine revs]
286
00:13:32,428 --> 00:13:34,962
♪ And I'm sure
I've had enough ♪
287
00:13:35,047 --> 00:13:38,683
♪ she sends me comfort
coming in from above ♪
288
00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:40,301
Treiber won't let us
do anything without House.
289
00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:42,804
House just took himself
off the case.
290
00:13:42,888 --> 00:13:44,689
You said no bowel sounds
when you examined him.
291
00:13:44,756 --> 00:13:46,424
"No" like diminished,
or none at all?
292
00:13:46,475 --> 00:13:48,259
- None.
- You think it's an intussusception?
293
00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:50,812
If it is, it could mean
cancer's behind everything.
294
00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:52,146
Let's get a plain film
of his abdomen.
295
00:13:52,231 --> 00:13:53,781
Treiber will refuse
any procedure
296
00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:55,650
that wasn't
ordered by House.
297
00:13:55,734 --> 00:13:57,118
Only if he knows
it wasn't.
298
00:13:57,202 --> 00:13:58,736
You want to lie to a guy
299
00:13:58,787 --> 00:14:00,905
whose favorite pastime
is getting doctors fired.
300
00:14:00,956 --> 00:14:03,041
We're adults with
advanced medical training,
301
00:14:03,108 --> 00:14:05,126
not children left alone
with scissors.
302
00:14:05,210 --> 00:14:07,912
It's one X-ray.
303
00:14:12,968 --> 00:14:15,636
(House)
If we had a phone,
304
00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:18,222
we could've found somewhere
a little less charming.
305
00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:19,974
If we had a phone,
you'd be making calls,
306
00:14:20,059 --> 00:14:22,960
downloading porn,
and playing Angry Birds.
307
00:14:23,011 --> 00:14:25,813
This trip is about me,
and I like this place.
308
00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:27,598
This is not about you
not wanting me to have a phone.
309
00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:28,966
You're weak.
310
00:14:29,017 --> 00:14:30,768
You knew that
you'd backslide
311
00:14:30,819 --> 00:14:35,323
and spend your time talking to
teary ex-wives and your parents,
312
00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:37,692
trying to make them feel better
about you being sick.
313
00:14:37,776 --> 00:14:40,244
Bacon burger
with fries looks awful.
314
00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:41,696
I'll have that.
315
00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:45,683
I'll have the Big One.
316
00:14:47,035 --> 00:14:49,670
You sure? It's $79.
317
00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:50,788
Unless I finish it
in an hour,
318
00:14:50,839 --> 00:14:54,158
in which case,
it's free.
319
00:14:54,209 --> 00:14:56,260
It's an 80-ounce steak.
320
00:14:56,328 --> 00:14:58,463
I'm hungry.
And an iced tea, please.
321
00:14:58,514 --> 00:15:02,500
Big One's up!
322
00:15:06,338 --> 00:15:08,806
This place doesn't
take credit cards.
323
00:15:08,857 --> 00:15:10,608
My meal
is going to be free,
324
00:15:10,675 --> 00:15:14,395
and I'm going to be inducted
into the wall of pain.
325
00:15:19,067 --> 00:15:22,236
Hello, Kyle.
326
00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:23,854
[Groans]
327
00:15:23,906 --> 00:15:25,373
Belly film was normal.
328
00:15:25,457 --> 00:15:27,575
No sign of an intussusception
or any other obstruction.
329
00:15:27,659 --> 00:15:29,260
House says it's there.
330
00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:31,129
Sometimes House is wrong.
331
00:15:31,196 --> 00:15:33,697
Run my bowel.
332
00:15:33,749 --> 00:15:35,133
That's serious surgery.
333
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,251
General anesthesia,
long recovery...
334
00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:39,537
We can do a contrast enema
if you need more proof.
335
00:15:39,588 --> 00:15:42,206
I have drawers filled
with people who had clean scans.
336
00:15:42,257 --> 00:15:44,041
I know how easy it is
to miss something
337
00:15:44,092 --> 00:15:47,011
unless you use your own
hands and eyes; Run my bowel.
338
00:15:47,062 --> 00:15:49,063
We'll let House know
how you feel.
339
00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:52,550
How I feel is twisted
in white-hot agony.
340
00:15:52,601 --> 00:15:54,786
His orders were to look
for an intussusception.
341
00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:58,523
Until you actually do that,
I refuse any other tests.
342
00:15:58,574 --> 00:15:59,690
Fine.
343
00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:02,243
Uh, no. Not fine.
We need to talk--
344
00:16:02,327 --> 00:16:05,580
And I want you
to do the surgery.
345
00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:10,418
Statistically, you're the best
surgeon in the hospital.
346
00:16:13,872 --> 00:16:15,573
Crowd: [Chanting]
Kyle! Kyle! Kyle!
347
00:16:15,624 --> 00:16:16,674
Come on, you got this!
348
00:16:16,741 --> 00:16:17,725
You got this!
349
00:16:17,793 --> 00:16:18,993
Come on!
350
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:20,011
25 seconds.
351
00:16:20,078 --> 00:16:22,096
You've got this.
352
00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:24,599
Come on, home stretch,
Kyle, home stretch!
353
00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:25,967
15 seconds!
354
00:16:26,051 --> 00:16:28,636
[Chanting continues]
355
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:29,937
Now, don't chew,
just swallow.
356
00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:31,189
Muscle it down!
357
00:16:31,256 --> 00:16:32,473
Six, five...
358
00:16:32,541 --> 00:16:33,724
Four...
359
00:16:33,775 --> 00:16:34,609
For the love of God,
swallow!
360
00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:37,645
Three, two, one...
361
00:16:37,729 --> 00:16:41,265
Time!
362
00:16:41,316 --> 00:16:43,934
[Cheering]
363
00:16:43,986 --> 00:16:47,154
Yes! Yes!
364
00:16:47,239 --> 00:16:50,324
Oh, you magnificent
bastard!
365
00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:52,276
Yeah.
Smile!
366
00:16:52,327 --> 00:16:53,711
[Cheering]
367
00:16:57,633 --> 00:16:58,782
[Vomits]
368
00:16:58,834 --> 00:17:00,718
[Crowd "ohs"]
369
00:17:00,785 --> 00:17:02,970
That still counts,
though, right?
370
00:17:09,561 --> 00:17:11,479
[Grunts]
371
00:17:11,563 --> 00:17:12,847
No hard feelings, right?
372
00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:14,849
You'll find out
when you wake up.
373
00:17:14,933 --> 00:17:17,635
If you really think
I'm a good doctor,
374
00:17:17,686 --> 00:17:19,153
why do you treat me
like an idiot?
375
00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:21,805
It's not because
you lack talent.
376
00:17:21,857 --> 00:17:24,158
It's 'cause
you've wasted it.
377
00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:26,193
Did you know I applied
to be a fellow with House
378
00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:27,311
the same year as you?
379
00:17:27,362 --> 00:17:29,813
No.
[Grunts]
380
00:17:29,865 --> 00:17:33,084
Quit my other program,
relocated,
381
00:17:33,151 --> 00:17:34,818
broke up with
my girlfriend.
382
00:17:34,870 --> 00:17:38,089
Then your father made a call,
and suddenly you had the spot.
383
00:17:38,156 --> 00:17:39,624
That was almost
ten years ago.
384
00:17:39,675 --> 00:17:40,708
Do you know what
I could've done
385
00:17:40,792 --> 00:17:42,093
after even three years
with House?
386
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:45,046
Gone to the CDC, W.H.O.
387
00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:47,014
Started a diagnostics
department
388
00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:49,833
someplace they'd never even
heard of such a thing.
389
00:17:49,885 --> 00:17:52,270
You've been given
everything.
390
00:17:52,337 --> 00:17:55,139
Looks, talent,
391
00:17:55,190 --> 00:17:59,026
my future.
392
00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:03,864
Nine years later,
look what you've done with it.
393
00:18:12,190 --> 00:18:13,958
[Toilet flushes]
394
00:18:14,025 --> 00:18:15,859
Ah...
395
00:18:15,911 --> 00:18:18,579
Must be nice to be puking
for the old-fashioned reasons.
396
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:19,697
[Groans]
397
00:18:19,748 --> 00:18:22,800
[Spits]
398
00:18:22,867 --> 00:18:24,802
Ah.
399
00:18:24,869 --> 00:18:26,754
I'm glad I did it.
400
00:18:26,838 --> 00:18:28,539
You see those people
out there cheering for me?
401
00:18:28,590 --> 00:18:29,924
I was a hero.
402
00:18:30,008 --> 00:18:31,676
For one fleeting moment,
403
00:18:31,727 --> 00:18:34,011
for an incredibly
stupid reason,
404
00:18:34,062 --> 00:18:37,648
for a bunch of morons
I'll never see again.
405
00:18:39,884 --> 00:18:43,738
God, it felt good.
406
00:18:45,657 --> 00:18:48,743
And now,
if you'll excuse me.
407
00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:53,564
I think I've made
room for dessert.
408
00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:07,845
How long do you think
you'll work for House?
409
00:19:07,912 --> 00:19:08,912
As long as he lets me.
410
00:19:08,964 --> 00:19:10,548
When House was in prison,
411
00:19:10,599 --> 00:19:12,967
you worked at Mercy
in plastics, right?
412
00:19:13,051 --> 00:19:14,852
Know what I did?
413
00:19:14,919 --> 00:19:18,055
Surfed.
For nine months.
414
00:19:18,106 --> 00:19:20,608
Yes, and if I didn't have
two daughters and alimony,
415
00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:22,143
I might have
done the same.
416
00:19:22,227 --> 00:19:25,062
A fellowship's supposed to
train you to stand on your own.
417
00:19:25,113 --> 00:19:26,647
Foreman's Dean
of the hospital,
418
00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:28,315
Cameron's head of emergency
medicine in Chicago.
419
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,151
And Kutner and Amber
are dead,
420
00:19:30,235 --> 00:19:33,988
and Thirteen is having sweet,
sapphic sex on some island.
421
00:19:34,072 --> 00:19:35,122
Look at this.
422
00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:37,158
The small intestine.
423
00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:41,445
Is it an intussusception?
424
00:19:41,496 --> 00:19:42,630
No.
425
00:19:42,714 --> 00:19:45,049
Guess Treiber was right.
426
00:19:48,775 --> 00:19:49,841
He hasn't checked
his voicemail.
427
00:19:49,892 --> 00:19:51,176
Or his email.
428
00:19:51,227 --> 00:19:53,445
It's been
almost 24 hours.
429
00:19:53,512 --> 00:19:55,230
Shouldn't we call
Foreman or the police?
430
00:19:55,314 --> 00:19:56,531
I think this
makes him a fugitive.
431
00:19:56,616 --> 00:19:59,117
We don't have to
tell anyone.
432
00:19:59,185 --> 00:20:01,153
Treiber's symptoms
started in his frontal lobe,
433
00:20:01,204 --> 00:20:03,905
and moved through his nervous
system, hands, bowels, muscles.
434
00:20:03,990 --> 00:20:06,357
Intermittent porphyria.
He's in the middle of an attack.
435
00:20:06,409 --> 00:20:07,993
The longer we wait
to treat with hemin,
436
00:20:08,044 --> 00:20:09,544
the more damage it causes.
437
00:20:09,629 --> 00:20:11,362
The longer we wait to tell him
House isn't running the case,
438
00:20:11,414 --> 00:20:12,964
the more damage that causes.
439
00:20:13,032 --> 00:20:14,365
It's fraud.
440
00:20:14,417 --> 00:20:16,268
It's only an issue
if we're wrong.
441
00:20:16,269 --> 00:20:17,753
It's more than one X-ray.
442
00:20:17,821 --> 00:20:20,022
More than exploratory
surgery, even.
443
00:20:20,089 --> 00:20:22,672
This is a drug that will
damage him if you're wrong.
444
00:20:22,709 --> 00:20:24,427
Same principle.
445
00:20:27,997 --> 00:20:30,999
[Steppenwolf's Rock Me]
446
00:20:31,051 --> 00:20:36,639
♪ ♪
447
00:20:36,690 --> 00:20:40,359
♪ she asked me maybe
I could share her sorrow ♪
448
00:20:40,444 --> 00:20:42,194
I want a threesome.
449
00:20:42,279 --> 00:20:43,946
Shouldn't we try
a twosome first?
450
00:20:44,013 --> 00:20:45,815
Two women.
451
00:20:45,866 --> 00:20:48,517
Oh.
I know they're probably overrated,
452
00:20:48,568 --> 00:20:50,820
and I'll probably
be gravely disappointed,
453
00:20:50,871 --> 00:20:52,020
but I want one anyway.
454
00:20:52,072 --> 00:20:53,823
No, you don't.
455
00:20:53,874 --> 00:20:55,741
Well, Kyle wants one.
456
00:20:55,826 --> 00:20:59,295
Kyle's only one day old.
He doesn't know what he wants.
457
00:20:59,362 --> 00:21:01,864
I don't want to think
about consequences.
458
00:21:01,915 --> 00:21:04,199
I don't want
to think about--
459
00:21:04,251 --> 00:21:06,302
I don't want to think
about anything.
460
00:21:06,369 --> 00:21:09,672
I just want to do.
461
00:21:09,723 --> 00:21:12,224
♪ Rock me, baby,
rock me, baby ♪
462
00:21:12,309 --> 00:21:13,893
♪ all night long ♪
463
00:21:13,977 --> 00:21:15,928
♪ rock me, baby ♪
okay.
464
00:21:16,012 --> 00:21:18,731
I need you to do exactly
what I tell you.
465
00:21:18,815 --> 00:21:21,383
♪ Rock me, baby,
all night long ♪
466
00:21:21,434 --> 00:21:22,818
♪ rock me, baby,
rock me, baby ♪
467
00:21:22,886 --> 00:21:23,853
Yeah, yeah.
468
00:21:26,189 --> 00:21:27,490
Porphyria?
469
00:21:27,557 --> 00:21:29,224
I know the anesthesia
makes it hard to focus,
470
00:21:29,276 --> 00:21:33,162
but we need to start you
on hemin right away.
471
00:21:35,949 --> 00:21:38,567
House believes
very strongly.
472
00:21:38,618 --> 00:21:41,604
This is the right call.
473
00:21:43,673 --> 00:21:44,974
Okay.
474
00:21:50,547 --> 00:21:53,549
[R&B music]
475
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:55,518
♪ ♪
476
00:21:55,585 --> 00:21:56,685
This thing is peeling.
477
00:21:56,753 --> 00:21:59,138
Well, that is
the cost of cowardice.
478
00:21:59,222 --> 00:22:00,639
Should've gone
for the real thing.
479
00:22:00,724 --> 00:22:02,558
I feel like I'm cheating.
480
00:22:02,609 --> 00:22:05,060
A, it is only cheating
if you don't have cancer,
481
00:22:05,111 --> 00:22:07,012
and B,
it's Wednesday afternoon.
482
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:08,230
Pickings are slim,
483
00:22:08,281 --> 00:22:10,115
and more importantly,
sober.
484
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:14,703
The cancer cut is the surest way
to the pity pooty party.
485
00:22:16,239 --> 00:22:19,775
One down, one to go.
486
00:22:19,826 --> 00:22:21,176
What?
Wait, wait, wait.
487
00:22:21,244 --> 00:22:22,878
She said yes?
488
00:22:22,946 --> 00:22:24,112
To a threesome?
489
00:22:24,164 --> 00:22:26,181
She's empathetic.
490
00:22:26,249 --> 00:22:28,283
She's a hooker.
491
00:22:28,335 --> 00:22:30,052
- Gave me a cancer rate.
- No.
492
00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:32,204
I have never paid
for sex in my life.
493
00:22:32,272 --> 00:22:33,722
You still haven't.
494
00:22:33,790 --> 00:22:36,175
It's my treat.
495
00:22:36,259 --> 00:22:37,927
It's either that, or you find
two very open-minded women
496
00:22:37,994 --> 00:22:41,597
to fall in love with you
in the next hour.
497
00:22:46,603 --> 00:22:49,772
Bartender seems nice.
498
00:22:49,823 --> 00:22:52,491
Seems female.
499
00:22:52,576 --> 00:22:55,828
Want something to eat?
500
00:22:55,912 --> 00:22:58,530
My friend is dying
of cancer.
501
00:22:58,598 --> 00:23:01,116
Oh, you poor thing.
502
00:23:01,167 --> 00:23:04,169
It took my mother
two years ago.
503
00:23:04,254 --> 00:23:06,755
But you can't
give up hope.
504
00:23:06,823 --> 00:23:10,709
He's pretty much resigned.
505
00:23:10,794 --> 00:23:14,263
Just wants to go out
with a bang.
506
00:23:14,330 --> 00:23:17,449
And another pun,
what time do you get off?
507
00:23:23,556 --> 00:23:24,974
[Treiber grunting]
508
00:23:25,025 --> 00:23:26,859
Pleural effusions.
It's not porphyria.
509
00:23:26,943 --> 00:23:29,061
We're gonna need
to put in a chest tube.
510
00:23:29,145 --> 00:23:30,696
I wanna talk to House.
511
00:23:30,780 --> 00:23:31,697
We'll tell him exactly
what's happening.
512
00:23:31,781 --> 00:23:32,681
I wanna talk to him!
513
00:23:32,732 --> 00:23:34,700
I want House.
514
00:23:34,784 --> 00:23:37,286
Where is House?
515
00:23:37,353 --> 00:23:39,187
Where is he?
516
00:23:39,239 --> 00:23:41,523
Where's House?
517
00:23:41,574 --> 00:23:43,075
We don't know.
518
00:23:57,924 --> 00:23:59,058
[Knocks]
519
00:24:02,211 --> 00:24:05,180
You didn't have to
sleep out here.
520
00:24:05,231 --> 00:24:07,049
Four's a crowd.
521
00:24:07,100 --> 00:24:08,717
Apparently they left
a long time ago.
522
00:24:08,768 --> 00:24:11,236
So, how was it?
523
00:24:11,321 --> 00:24:14,056
Was the amateur
as good as the pro?
524
00:24:14,107 --> 00:24:17,026
It was confusing.
525
00:24:17,077 --> 00:24:18,560
Perfunctory.
526
00:24:18,611 --> 00:24:20,529
- A bit sad.
- Never mind.
527
00:24:20,580 --> 00:24:23,999
And exactly
what I needed.
528
00:24:24,067 --> 00:24:26,702
Thank you.
529
00:24:26,770 --> 00:24:29,755
You feel like
buying me breakfast?
530
00:24:29,839 --> 00:24:33,409
One of them
stole my wallet.
531
00:24:36,248 --> 00:24:37,698
You're lucky he's not
pressing charges.
532
00:24:37,785 --> 00:24:39,485
Porphyria
was a legitimate call.
533
00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:41,936
Until
the pleural effusions.
534
00:24:42,004 --> 00:24:43,454
We've done everything House
would've done if he'd been here.
535
00:24:43,522 --> 00:24:46,157
You lied to a patient.
536
00:24:46,208 --> 00:24:49,026
Treiber's condition
is declining rapidly.
537
00:24:49,078 --> 00:24:50,861
He's agreed to let me
take over the case.
538
00:24:50,913 --> 00:24:52,747
Dr. Chase will have no further
contact with the patient.
539
00:24:52,831 --> 00:24:54,382
Fine.
540
00:24:54,466 --> 00:24:57,135
I didn't say you were
off the case.
541
00:24:57,202 --> 00:25:00,421
Sit down.
542
00:25:00,506 --> 00:25:02,056
Ordered a cardiac MRI.
543
00:25:02,141 --> 00:25:03,558
Enlargement
of the left ventricle
544
00:25:03,642 --> 00:25:06,010
suggests an infiltrative
disease.
545
00:25:06,061 --> 00:25:07,845
It's sarcoidosis.
546
00:25:07,896 --> 00:25:09,430
We'll start him
on corticosteroids
547
00:25:09,515 --> 00:25:11,349
and do a cardiac biopsy
to confirm.
548
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:12,850
(Chase) I disagree. I was wrong
about the porphyria,
549
00:25:12,901 --> 00:25:14,885
but I wasn't wrong
about the nervous system.
550
00:25:14,937 --> 00:25:16,404
It's a Prion disease.
551
00:25:16,488 --> 00:25:18,556
That's why his symptoms
have progressed so rapidly.
552
00:25:18,607 --> 00:25:20,057
It's possible he was exposed
and didn't know it.
553
00:25:20,109 --> 00:25:21,559
Brains are often stored
554
00:25:21,627 --> 00:25:23,328
and not tested
until weeks after autopsy.
555
00:25:23,395 --> 00:25:25,196
Treiber's too good to not
take the right precautions.
556
00:25:25,247 --> 00:25:27,332
Maybe the problem is
he thinks the same thing.
557
00:25:27,399 --> 00:25:29,233
His job's built
on the premise
558
00:25:29,285 --> 00:25:31,119
that doctors make mistakes;
That includes him.
559
00:25:31,203 --> 00:25:32,086
We should do
a brain biopsy.
560
00:25:32,171 --> 00:25:33,338
In his condition?
561
00:25:33,405 --> 00:25:34,372
Then we biopsy
the brains in the morgue.
562
00:25:34,423 --> 00:25:35,623
Find the one
that exposed him.
563
00:25:35,708 --> 00:25:36,758
It's a needle
in a haystack.
564
00:25:36,842 --> 00:25:37,842
There's four of us.
565
00:25:37,909 --> 00:25:39,177
Come on,
we can at least
566
00:25:39,244 --> 00:25:40,962
start him on amphotericin
to halt the progress
567
00:25:41,046 --> 00:25:42,597
while you do
your heart biopsy.
568
00:25:42,681 --> 00:25:44,349
No, we can't. Amphotericin
plus the contrast dye
569
00:25:44,416 --> 00:25:46,718
for the biopsy
would overwhelm his kidneys.
570
00:25:46,769 --> 00:25:49,887
We have to choose
one or the other.
571
00:25:49,955 --> 00:25:52,857
Biopsy his heart.
572
00:25:59,732 --> 00:26:02,150
Wallets go in
the minibar freezer.
573
00:26:02,234 --> 00:26:05,069
If there's no minibar,
the toilet tank.
574
00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:07,989
I've got exactly $20 left.
575
00:26:08,073 --> 00:26:10,708
I'm sorry, I wasn't familiar
with hooker protocol.
576
00:26:10,776 --> 00:26:12,410
We can use
your credit cards.
577
00:26:12,461 --> 00:26:14,462
No, we won't.
578
00:26:14,546 --> 00:26:15,880
I'm still on probation.
579
00:26:15,947 --> 00:26:17,548
Leaving the state
without permission
580
00:26:17,616 --> 00:26:18,449
will really P.O.
my P.O.
581
00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:20,802
Doesn't matter.
582
00:26:20,886 --> 00:26:23,888
We can't even afford
gas to get home.
583
00:26:23,955 --> 00:26:25,390
We're three hours
behind schedule.
584
00:26:25,457 --> 00:26:27,291
We have enough gas
to get to Julie.
585
00:26:27,343 --> 00:26:29,727
I don't care
about anything else.
586
00:26:32,231 --> 00:26:34,399
What this time?
587
00:26:34,466 --> 00:26:37,468
Just wondering how long
this can last.
588
00:26:37,519 --> 00:26:39,470
You're still hoping
that I'm gonna wake up
589
00:26:39,521 --> 00:26:41,189
and admit that
Kyle Calloway is just
590
00:26:41,273 --> 00:26:43,307
some lame excuse to have
some naughty thrills aren't you?
591
00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:46,744
I'm actually
hoping you won't.
592
00:26:46,812 --> 00:26:48,646
I like Kyle.
593
00:27:35,878 --> 00:27:38,996
Oh, come on.
594
00:28:30,048 --> 00:28:32,934
[Motorhead's
Ace of Spades]
595
00:28:33,018 --> 00:28:37,271
♪ ♪
596
00:28:37,356 --> 00:28:42,310
Move! Move!
597
00:28:42,394 --> 00:28:46,096
Whoo!
598
00:28:46,148 --> 00:28:51,002
Whoo-hoo!
599
00:28:53,205 --> 00:28:55,373
[Revving, gear sounds]
600
00:28:56,792 --> 00:28:57,925
Whoo!
601
00:29:00,379 --> 00:29:02,279
♪ The only card I need ♪
602
00:29:02,331 --> 00:29:03,464
♪ is the ace of spades ♪
603
00:29:03,549 --> 00:29:06,918
♪ the ace of spades ♪
604
00:29:06,969 --> 00:29:10,805
♪ ♪
605
00:29:10,889 --> 00:29:12,924
[Breathing heavily]
606
00:29:14,459 --> 00:29:19,296
[Grunting]
607
00:29:24,820 --> 00:29:28,523
House.
608
00:29:28,607 --> 00:29:30,307
[Groans]
You okay?
609
00:29:30,359 --> 00:29:32,660
My leg still hurts.
610
00:29:38,917 --> 00:29:41,285
Come on.
611
00:29:41,336 --> 00:29:45,155
We got 20 bucks
to go 11 miles.
612
00:29:51,847 --> 00:29:56,684
[Whirring]
613
00:29:58,303 --> 00:30:00,821
Why aren't you
answering your pages?
614
00:30:00,889 --> 00:30:02,172
Busy.
615
00:30:02,224 --> 00:30:05,476
The biopsy showed fibrosis
in his cardiac muscle.
616
00:30:05,527 --> 00:30:07,612
So it's not
a Prion disease.
617
00:30:07,679 --> 00:30:09,397
It means Foreman
was wrong too.
618
00:30:09,481 --> 00:30:12,650
He wants everyone to meet
in his office to DDX.
619
00:30:12,701 --> 00:30:15,036
So he can tell us all
it's an infection?
620
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:18,539
Interesting.
Or maybe you should consider
621
00:30:18,624 --> 00:30:20,124
not being such a baby.
622
00:30:20,191 --> 00:30:22,043
First instinct was
an exposure from a corpse.
623
00:30:22,127 --> 00:30:26,964
Treiber spends
all his time here.
624
00:30:27,032 --> 00:30:28,549
If it's not toxic gas,
625
00:30:28,634 --> 00:30:30,201
not Prions...
626
00:30:30,269 --> 00:30:31,135
Then it has to be
something else.
627
00:30:31,202 --> 00:30:32,553
He's not perfect.
628
00:30:32,638 --> 00:30:35,222
Are you trying to cure him
or discredit him?
629
00:30:35,307 --> 00:30:37,308
Treiber can only see me
as not House.
630
00:30:37,375 --> 00:30:39,727
Foreman too.
631
00:30:39,811 --> 00:30:41,395
And they're not wrong.
632
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:45,099
So you're not
coming upstairs.
633
00:30:45,183 --> 00:30:48,069
No.
634
00:30:48,153 --> 00:30:51,088
And when this case
is over,
635
00:30:51,156 --> 00:30:53,824
I'm quitting.
636
00:30:59,716 --> 00:31:00,804
He's not quitting.
637
00:31:00,805 --> 00:31:02,661
He already called
other hospitals.
638
00:31:02,761 --> 00:31:03,761
Treiber did get
under his skin.
639
00:31:03,829 --> 00:31:05,496
He'll get over it.
640
00:31:05,547 --> 00:31:07,932
Fibrosis has to be
a response to an infection.
641
00:31:07,999 --> 00:31:10,551
Chase said
you'd say that.
642
00:31:10,636 --> 00:31:12,520
We'll test the biopsy samples
for viruses
643
00:31:12,604 --> 00:31:15,973
and start him
on antivirals.
644
00:31:16,024 --> 00:31:17,692
You're not even
gonna talk to Chase?
645
00:31:17,776 --> 00:31:19,610
He didn't leave after
he got stabbed in the heart.
646
00:31:19,678 --> 00:31:20,845
I think we're okay.
647
00:31:20,896 --> 00:31:22,063
Either you're right,
648
00:31:22,147 --> 00:31:23,981
and your friend
is just really upset,
649
00:31:24,032 --> 00:31:27,068
or you're wrong, and he's come
at this calmly and rationally,
650
00:31:27,152 --> 00:31:28,986
and you're about to
lose a good doctor.
651
00:31:29,037 --> 00:31:31,873
Either way...
652
00:31:49,207 --> 00:31:52,677
This is Oubliette, Ohio.
653
00:31:52,728 --> 00:31:55,146
Buses don't run here
after 1968.
654
00:31:55,213 --> 00:31:57,982
Ina said there's a bus
every 15 minutes.
655
00:31:58,049 --> 00:32:01,051
Ina is living
in Alzheimersville.
656
00:32:01,103 --> 00:32:03,571
Been here at least
half an hour.
657
00:32:03,655 --> 00:32:06,073
Where are you going,
Ina?
658
00:32:06,158 --> 00:32:07,658
Naples, Florida.
659
00:32:07,726 --> 00:32:11,061
Ben and I have a beautiful
three-bedroom condo.
660
00:32:11,113 --> 00:32:12,730
All on the one floor.
661
00:32:12,781 --> 00:32:14,615
You're waiting
for a bus to Naples?
662
00:32:14,700 --> 00:32:17,735
Comes every 15 minutes.
663
00:32:17,803 --> 00:32:21,622
Ben'll be wondering
where his dinner is.
664
00:32:21,707 --> 00:32:24,709
Cab.
665
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:27,077
Whoa, cab!
666
00:32:27,129 --> 00:32:31,799
20 bucks, 11 miles.
Come on.
667
00:32:33,552 --> 00:32:35,186
Come on, let's go.
668
00:32:35,253 --> 00:32:37,521
Julie's gonna be
at the clinic
669
00:32:37,589 --> 00:32:41,475
for another 45 minutes;
We can make this.
670
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:45,029
She thinks
she's in Florida.
671
00:32:46,615 --> 00:32:48,733
Okay, bring her with.
672
00:32:48,784 --> 00:32:51,035
I'm waiting for the bus.
673
00:32:51,102 --> 00:32:54,455
Bus isn't coming, Ina.
But this cab is going to Naples.
674
00:32:54,539 --> 00:32:55,790
Ben'll be getting
awfully hungry.
675
00:32:55,874 --> 00:32:57,491
House.
676
00:32:57,576 --> 00:33:00,127
We'll tell the cabbie
to call the cops.
677
00:33:00,212 --> 00:33:01,946
They'll come pick her up,
take care of her.
678
00:33:04,967 --> 00:33:08,753
Then I'll stay with her
until they do.
679
00:33:17,846 --> 00:33:19,764
[Door shuts]
680
00:33:25,020 --> 00:33:26,737
Good-bye, Kyle.
681
00:33:34,145 --> 00:33:35,646
Bus comes
every 15 minutes.
682
00:33:35,697 --> 00:33:38,983
Oh, shut up.
683
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:45,706
Find anything?
684
00:33:45,791 --> 00:33:47,341
Not yet.
685
00:33:47,426 --> 00:33:51,896
Running tests for MRSA.
686
00:33:51,964 --> 00:33:54,949
You've got everybody worried
about your quitting.
687
00:33:55,017 --> 00:33:57,601
You here as my boss
or my friend?
688
00:33:57,669 --> 00:34:02,506
If I was here as your boss,
you'd be suspended by now.
689
00:34:02,557 --> 00:34:05,776
I've learned a lot here.
690
00:34:05,844 --> 00:34:08,029
Enough to run
my own team.
691
00:34:08,096 --> 00:34:10,731
It's time I moved on.
692
00:34:10,816 --> 00:34:14,251
Unfortunately,
that's how I felt last year.
693
00:34:14,319 --> 00:34:16,487
And the year
before that.
694
00:34:16,538 --> 00:34:20,074
Maybe there's a reason
you haven't left.
695
00:34:20,158 --> 00:34:22,994
You need structure.
696
00:34:23,045 --> 00:34:24,428
And support.
697
00:34:24,496 --> 00:34:26,364
Somebody else
calling the shots.
698
00:34:33,088 --> 00:34:36,674
You didn't come down here
as my boss or my friend.
699
00:34:36,725 --> 00:34:39,760
You came down as House.
700
00:34:39,845 --> 00:34:44,682
You're trying to insult me
into making a decision.
701
00:34:44,750 --> 00:34:47,985
We've both seen it work.
702
00:34:48,053 --> 00:34:49,820
Either you rise
to the challenge
703
00:34:49,888 --> 00:34:52,323
and quit,
704
00:34:52,390 --> 00:34:54,408
or you stay.
705
00:34:54,493 --> 00:34:58,362
As a team member.
706
00:35:00,198 --> 00:35:01,398
[Beeping]
Dr. Treiber!
707
00:35:01,450 --> 00:35:03,617
Dr. Treiber.
708
00:35:03,702 --> 00:35:07,705
He stopped responding when
I was changing his I.V. bag.
709
00:35:07,756 --> 00:35:10,424
Peter, open your eyes.
710
00:35:16,765 --> 00:35:17,598
Coma.
711
00:35:25,575 --> 00:35:27,007
Treiber's comatose.
712
00:35:27,008 --> 00:35:28,123
(Taub)
All brains on deck.
713
00:35:28,125 --> 00:35:29,922
Where should we start?
We think you might be right.
714
00:35:30,654 --> 00:35:32,739
I'm not.
715
00:35:32,735 --> 00:35:34,314
You couldn't have
gone through all of these.
716
00:35:34,403 --> 00:35:37,789
Don't have to.
717
00:35:37,873 --> 00:35:40,608
Treiber's reports
are thorough to a fault.
718
00:35:40,660 --> 00:35:42,994
His methods are fastidious.
719
00:35:43,079 --> 00:35:44,296
The answer
isn't down here.
720
00:35:44,380 --> 00:35:46,498
Treiber didn't miss anything.
We did.
721
00:35:46,582 --> 00:35:47,966
(Foreman)
So what?
722
00:35:48,050 --> 00:35:49,467
Psychosis, abdominal pain,
pleural effusions,
723
00:35:49,552 --> 00:35:51,219
enlarged heart, coma.
724
00:35:51,287 --> 00:35:52,254
(Park) Autoimmune,
maybe Goodpasture's.
725
00:35:52,305 --> 00:35:54,122
Kidneys are fine.
Vasculitis?
726
00:35:54,173 --> 00:35:55,307
No fever.
(Taub) Lymphoma?
727
00:35:55,391 --> 00:35:56,725
Would've seen it
on the heart biopsy.
728
00:35:56,792 --> 00:35:58,927
(Chase)
Soap.
729
00:35:58,978 --> 00:36:01,146
It's the soap.
730
00:36:16,445 --> 00:36:18,246
[Sighs]
731
00:36:18,314 --> 00:36:20,615
I blew it.
732
00:36:20,683 --> 00:36:23,585
Oh, God, here it comes.
733
00:36:23,653 --> 00:36:24,919
As always.
734
00:36:24,987 --> 00:36:26,738
All I wanted was
some meaningless fun,
735
00:36:26,806 --> 00:36:28,506
and I couldn't even
last three days.
736
00:36:28,574 --> 00:36:30,342
Sound asleep.
737
00:36:30,409 --> 00:36:32,427
I'm sleep talking.
738
00:36:32,494 --> 00:36:35,430
I had the chance to fulfill
a lifelong dream.
739
00:36:35,497 --> 00:36:37,332
I swear, I will jump
out of this moving bus
740
00:36:37,383 --> 00:36:39,301
if you don't shut up.
741
00:36:39,352 --> 00:36:42,771
But instead, I sat with a sad,
old woman for 1 1/2 hours
742
00:36:42,838 --> 00:36:45,673
who forgot I existed
three seconds after she left.
743
00:36:45,725 --> 00:36:48,727
And the stupidest thing.
744
00:36:48,811 --> 00:36:52,814
I never even had a crush
on Julie Christie.
745
00:36:55,785 --> 00:36:58,536
In 12th grade I was madly
in love with Melanie Robbins,
746
00:36:58,621 --> 00:36:59,871
who happened
to look exactly like
747
00:36:59,955 --> 00:37:01,406
Julie Christie
in Dr. Zhivago.
748
00:37:01,490 --> 00:37:04,826
And she really liked me.
749
00:37:04,877 --> 00:37:08,747
Played spades every lunch period
in Mr. Charlton's classroom.
750
00:37:08,831 --> 00:37:10,832
But of course,
there was this other guy.
751
00:37:10,883 --> 00:37:14,769
A great guy. Very popular.
He had a car.
752
00:37:14,837 --> 00:37:16,805
He had a band,
753
00:37:16,872 --> 00:37:19,441
a mustache...
754
00:37:19,508 --> 00:37:21,676
Kyle Calloway.
755
00:37:28,651 --> 00:37:30,718
I assumed that--
756
00:37:30,770 --> 00:37:34,439
I hoped that we would go
to the senior prom together,
757
00:37:34,523 --> 00:37:36,157
but she asked me
for a favor.
758
00:37:36,225 --> 00:37:38,159
She asked...
759
00:37:38,227 --> 00:37:39,994
[Chuckles]
760
00:37:40,062 --> 00:37:42,697
If I minded
if she went with him.
761
00:37:42,748 --> 00:37:47,669
She asked me if I minded.
762
00:37:47,736 --> 00:37:48,837
[Chuckles]
763
00:37:48,904 --> 00:37:51,806
And I said I didn't.
764
00:37:51,874 --> 00:37:54,943
And that was it.
765
00:37:55,010 --> 00:37:56,961
And I just did it again.
766
00:37:57,046 --> 00:37:57,929
I let it go,
767
00:37:58,013 --> 00:37:59,431
like I let everything go.
768
00:37:59,515 --> 00:38:00,965
And here I am,
sitting on this bus,
769
00:38:01,050 --> 00:38:03,017
with tickets I bought
with my watch,
770
00:38:03,085 --> 00:38:07,272
heading back home,
so a...
771
00:38:07,356 --> 00:38:12,093
a CT scan
can decide my f-fate.
772
00:38:17,366 --> 00:38:21,536
I don't wanna go back,
House.
773
00:38:23,439 --> 00:38:24,873
I just--
774
00:38:24,940 --> 00:38:28,793
I just wanna
keep being Kyle.
775
00:38:34,717 --> 00:38:36,551
Kyle would've ditched
776
00:38:36,618 --> 00:38:39,888
that sad, old woman
from the bus stop.
777
00:38:39,955 --> 00:38:42,424
Probably would've
ditched me too.
778
00:38:47,646 --> 00:38:50,765
I can live without Kyle.
779
00:39:00,776 --> 00:39:02,327
Snoball?
780
00:39:12,655 --> 00:39:16,257
Guess this isn't heaven.
781
00:39:16,325 --> 00:39:18,393
(Chase) We found out
who screwed up.
782
00:39:18,461 --> 00:39:19,928
You.
783
00:39:19,995 --> 00:39:23,331
It was your industrial-strength
antibacterial soap.
784
00:39:23,382 --> 00:39:26,384
The additional triclosan
does two things well:
785
00:39:26,469 --> 00:39:27,668
Kills MRSA
786
00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:30,104
and makes your thyroid
look stupid.
787
00:39:30,172 --> 00:39:31,773
It thinks the triclosan
is a real hormone
788
00:39:31,841 --> 00:39:32,690
and closes up shop.
789
00:39:32,775 --> 00:39:34,776
Excessive use over time
790
00:39:34,843 --> 00:39:36,945
combined with
excessive use of this
791
00:39:37,012 --> 00:39:38,980
led to hypothyroidism.
792
00:39:39,031 --> 00:39:42,367
Which went undiagnosed until it
presented with psychosis.
793
00:39:42,451 --> 00:39:43,818
When the ER put you
on the sedatives,
794
00:39:43,869 --> 00:39:48,773
it kicked you into
myxedema crisis.
795
00:39:48,841 --> 00:39:51,993
Don't know that I ever
would've thought of that.
796
00:39:52,044 --> 00:39:54,128
House told us
to look for irony.
797
00:39:56,365 --> 00:39:58,733
Hey.
798
00:39:58,801 --> 00:40:03,338
This wasn't House.
799
00:40:05,407 --> 00:40:08,309
[Kathleen Edwards's
A Soft Place to Land]
800
00:40:08,377 --> 00:40:17,602
♪ ♪
801
00:40:17,686 --> 00:40:22,223
♪ you think this is easy ♪
802
00:40:22,274 --> 00:40:23,558
My locker key.
803
00:40:25,894 --> 00:40:27,245
I'll give you
your own team.
804
00:40:29,164 --> 00:40:30,798
Thanks.
805
00:40:30,866 --> 00:40:33,835
But it's time
to step out of the shadow.
806
00:40:33,902 --> 00:40:37,755
♪ Without
any strings attached ♪
807
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:40,542
♪ well, I'm lookin' for ♪
808
00:40:40,593 --> 00:40:44,245
♪ a soft place to land ♪
809
00:40:44,313 --> 00:40:47,799
It's about time.
810
00:40:47,883 --> 00:40:49,634
♪ The palms of your hands ♪
811
00:40:49,718 --> 00:40:52,587
♪ I'm lookin' for ♪
812
00:40:52,638 --> 00:40:57,592
♪ a soft place to land ♪
813
00:40:57,643 --> 00:41:05,600
♪ ♪
814
00:41:05,668 --> 00:41:09,437
♪ I call it an ace ♪
815
00:41:09,505 --> 00:41:12,440
♪ you've gotta believe me ♪
816
00:41:12,508 --> 00:41:14,409
♪ but you're
calling me names ♪
817
00:41:14,460 --> 00:41:17,495
♪ and not to my face ♪
818
00:41:17,580 --> 00:41:19,414
Any news?
819
00:41:19,465 --> 00:41:22,717
Not yet.
820
00:41:22,784 --> 00:41:27,455
You come here so I could
talk you out of it?
821
00:41:27,523 --> 00:41:29,591
I came to say thank you.
822
00:41:29,642 --> 00:41:32,760
♪ I'm lookin' for ♪
823
00:41:32,811 --> 00:41:35,763
♪ a soft place to land ♪
824
00:41:35,814 --> 00:41:37,632
♪ the forest floor ♪
825
00:41:37,683 --> 00:41:39,601
♪ the palms of your hands ♪
826
00:41:39,652 --> 00:41:40,935
It's been fun.
827
00:41:41,003 --> 00:41:42,270
♪ I'm lookin' for ♪
828
00:41:42,338 --> 00:41:43,571
Fun?
829
00:41:43,639 --> 00:41:44,739
♪ A soft place to land ♪
830
00:41:44,806 --> 00:41:47,308
Sounded pithier than...
831
00:41:47,359 --> 00:41:51,412
"We've shared
a variety of situations."
832
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:53,564
[Inhales]
833
00:41:53,632 --> 00:41:57,418
Let me know
about Wilson.
834
00:42:10,265 --> 00:42:13,685
(Wilson) Why did you
let him go?
835
00:42:13,769 --> 00:42:17,639
Legal loophole.
13th Amendment.
836
00:42:17,690 --> 00:42:19,557
Abraham Lincoln may have
looked great in that hat,
837
00:42:19,642 --> 00:42:24,479
but his labor policies...
838
00:42:32,921 --> 00:42:34,589
House.
839
00:42:35,073 --> 00:42:39,073
== sync, corrected by elderman ==