1
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Book you for 9:00 ?

2
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Yeah. Uh-huh.

3
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Take the day off.

4
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Thank you.

5
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All right.

6
00:02:42,748 --> 00:02:46,384
So what did you do ?

7
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You figured out I was in jail,

8
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but you don't know why ?

9
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<i>I've been busy.</i>

10
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Excessive prescribing.

11
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Not that busy.

12
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<i>I know that you pled down
to excessive prescribing,</i>

13
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but the question was "what did you do ?"

14
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36-year-old, non-smoking
junior high science teacher

15
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started coughing blood
in the middle of homeroom.

16
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<i>House says he's gonna be out</i>

17
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for the next three days.

18
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<i>Sweet. If I go straight to the airport,</i>

19
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<i>I can make Cabo for the last call.</i>

20
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Um, he also said to call
him if we find a case.

21
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<i>Which we didn't. What do you call this ?</i>

22
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<i>Could be a case. Could be nothing.</i>

23
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Sadly, we'll just never know.

24
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<i>He's coughing blood.</i>

25
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A lot of people are.

26
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Right now I have to get to Vernon

27
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while there's still
enough powder to ski on.

28
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This is where a lesser man

29
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would make a
black-guy-skiing joke.

30
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You owe me a body shot.

31
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Make it fast. I'm driving.

32
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I don't want to end up in jail like...

33
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A person should who used their
phone illegally while driving.

34
00:03:48,348 --> 00:03:50,717
36-year-old male
with hemoptysis,

35
00:03:50,785 --> 00:03:51,918
headaches, chills, and chest pain.

36
00:03:51,986 --> 00:03:53,620
Where are you ?

37
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On my way to the greater
Schenectady chili cook-off

38
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and spud gun competition.

39
00:03:56,358 --> 00:03:59,127
That's your honeymoon ?

40
00:03:59,195 --> 00:04:01,095
Nope, Dominika went to
A.C. with her boyfriend.

41
00:04:01,163 --> 00:04:02,964
E.R. ruled out bronchitis,

42
00:04:03,031 --> 00:04:04,065
pneumonia, and lung cancer.

43
00:04:04,132 --> 00:04:06,467
So diagnosis... boring. It's epistaxis.

44
00:04:06,534 --> 00:04:07,601
<i>It's a nosebleed.</i>

45
00:04:07,669 --> 00:04:09,136
<i>Blood runs into his lungs,</i>

46
00:04:09,204 --> 00:04:10,237
he coughs it back up,

47
00:04:10,305 --> 00:04:11,338
flu explains the rest of the symptoms.

48
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Going once, going twice...

49
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Toxic exposure to ammonia or sulfites

50
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can traumatize the lungs,

51
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cause neuralgias or fevers.

52
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<i>Fits better because of
his radiating chest pain.</i>

53
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Sold. To Masters.

54
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Do a home search for toxins.

55
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Draw cultures for bacteria and fungi.

56
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You're married ?

57
00:04:31,694 --> 00:04:34,863
You were gone so long.

58
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Green card.

59
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Thanks for not saying anything.

60
00:04:40,069 --> 00:04:41,002
I just need some time to...

61
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I didn't do it for you.

62
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Some puzzles are just too good to share.

63
00:04:47,309 --> 00:04:48,543
This is my exit.

64
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Chili ?

65
00:04:57,185 --> 00:04:59,954
I hate chili. Love spud guns.

66
00:05:04,259 --> 00:05:06,260
You get nosebleeds ?

67
00:05:06,328 --> 00:05:07,794
Yeah, yeah.

68
00:05:07,862 --> 00:05:09,029
You think that's where
the blood came from ?

69
00:05:09,097 --> 00:05:11,665
I don't just think it. I hope it.

70
00:05:11,732 --> 00:05:12,966
When was the last time it happened ?

71
00:05:13,034 --> 00:05:14,134
At the quarterfinals.

72
00:05:14,202 --> 00:05:16,469
I coach volleyball, and during warm-ups

73
00:05:16,537 --> 00:05:19,806
I got hit in the nose a few months ago.

74
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You coach volleyball in a gym ?

75
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Yes.

76
00:05:25,312 --> 00:05:26,746
<i>With showers ? Yes.</i>

77
00:05:26,814 --> 00:05:28,882
<i>Clean showers ? Not particularly.</i>

78
00:05:28,949 --> 00:05:30,417
The blood you were
coughing up wasn't blood.

79
00:05:30,485 --> 00:05:33,520
<i>Dirty gym washroom
means serratia infection.</i>

80
00:05:33,588 --> 00:05:34,855
Your lungs are full of red bacteria.

81
00:05:34,923 --> 00:05:37,958
You were right. That
was an interesting case.

82
00:05:38,026 --> 00:05:39,426
<i>You start him on Levaquin.</i>

83
00:05:39,494 --> 00:05:41,728
I'll start looking
for my good flip-flops.

84
00:05:49,870 --> 00:05:52,205
Think that might be blood.

85
00:05:54,776 --> 00:05:56,810
What's this really all about, House ?

86
00:05:56,878 --> 00:05:59,046
As convincing as I
find your deep devotion

87
00:05:59,113 --> 00:06:00,180
to vegetable trajectory.

88
00:06:00,248 --> 00:06:01,681
First of all, it's a tuber.

89
00:06:01,749 --> 00:06:04,618
And you're just jealous because
your potato-related plans

90
00:06:04,686 --> 00:06:08,322
are more of the serving
up fries variety.

91
00:06:08,390 --> 00:06:11,258
You did time.

92
00:06:11,326 --> 00:06:12,893
Means your license is suspended.

93
00:06:12,961 --> 00:06:14,528
Which means your leave of absence

94
00:06:14,596 --> 00:06:16,931
is definitely indefinite.

95
00:06:16,998 --> 00:06:21,969
What exactly are you going back to ?

96
00:06:22,037 --> 00:06:24,138
I'd only have to serve up fries

97
00:06:24,206 --> 00:06:25,639
until the medical board hearing.

98
00:06:25,707 --> 00:06:27,841
I stand corrected.

99
00:06:27,909 --> 00:06:30,778
You obviously have a rich,
full life waiting for you.

100
00:06:30,845 --> 00:06:33,914
I'll slow down the car
and you can roll out.

101
00:06:33,982 --> 00:06:37,317
I don't even have a change of clothes.

102
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Damn. If only I'd planned for that.

103
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Okay, here's what I got.

104
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One, you were in jail for six months,

105
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but you were gone about a year,

106
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which means that when you left

107
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you hadn't been arrested.

108
00:06:59,407 --> 00:07:02,176
Two, you enjoy being known as a number.

109
00:07:02,243 --> 00:07:04,444
You don't want people
to know the real you,

110
00:07:04,512 --> 00:07:06,279
because you think the real you is weak.

111
00:07:06,347 --> 00:07:10,850
You were running...

112
00:07:10,917 --> 00:07:13,352
A bleeding-heart medical
consulting business

113
00:07:13,420 --> 00:07:17,489
for illegals, or some other
sympathetic under-class.

114
00:07:17,557 --> 00:07:18,490
No.

115
00:07:18,558 --> 00:07:20,259
Over-class ?

116
00:07:20,327 --> 00:07:21,527
This interrogation thing
is getting annoying.

117
00:07:21,595 --> 00:07:23,529
Studies have shown that
un-annoying interrogation

118
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is 50% less effective.

119
00:07:25,099 --> 00:07:27,500
Why are you so determined to
bring me to this competition ?

120
00:07:27,568 --> 00:07:28,569
Why don't you bring Wilson ?

121
00:07:28,636 --> 00:07:30,304
Wilson thinks it's stupid.

122
00:07:30,372 --> 00:07:33,274
<i>I think it's stupid.</i>

123
00:07:33,342 --> 00:07:35,543
Junior year of high school,

124
00:07:35,611 --> 00:07:38,346
you placed fourth in a West Virginia

125
00:07:38,414 --> 00:07:40,081
all-county science fair.

126
00:07:40,149 --> 00:07:43,718
Your project, clean combustion.

127
00:07:43,786 --> 00:07:45,453
<i>Yeah, I also wore a training bra.</i>

128
00:07:45,521 --> 00:07:46,488
<i>Things have changed.</i>

129
00:07:46,555 --> 00:07:48,756
Not that much.

130
00:07:48,824 --> 00:07:51,592
I've been going to this
contest for four years.

131
00:07:51,660 --> 00:07:53,861
For four years I've come second

132
00:07:53,929 --> 00:07:58,465
to a pissant named Harold Lam.

133
00:08:00,468 --> 00:08:02,402
This is serious ?

134
00:08:03,538 --> 00:08:04,772
Second.

135
00:08:08,576 --> 00:08:10,243
Okay.

136
00:08:10,311 --> 00:08:11,311
I can help you,

137
00:08:11,379 --> 00:08:12,646
<i>but I'm going to need</i>

138
00:08:12,713 --> 00:08:13,980
<i>to make a personal stop along the way.</i>

139
00:08:14,048 --> 00:08:14,982
What kind of stop ?

140
00:08:15,049 --> 00:08:16,550
Personal.

141
00:08:16,617 --> 00:08:20,387
Did I not mention that ?

142
00:08:20,454 --> 00:08:21,588
You gonna tell me where
you were last night ?

143
00:08:21,656 --> 00:08:23,490
I ran into a friend.

144
00:08:23,558 --> 00:08:25,659
We had 50 bucks on the Bulls.

145
00:08:25,726 --> 00:08:26,726
<i>I had to eat a large pizza by myself.</i>

146
00:08:26,794 --> 00:08:28,728
You missed me.

147
00:08:28,796 --> 00:08:30,730
Not as much as I miss my $50.

148
00:08:35,702 --> 00:08:36,636
Where'd you meet her ?

149
00:08:36,703 --> 00:08:38,237
At the hospital.

150
00:08:38,305 --> 00:08:39,572
If it's Masters, just lie to me.

151
00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:41,941
Oh. It's the new CNA

152
00:08:42,009 --> 00:08:43,477
<i>on the third floor.</i>

153
00:08:43,544 --> 00:08:45,646
The redhead. She's hot.

154
00:08:45,713 --> 00:08:47,681
And I'm seeing her again tomorrow night.

155
00:08:47,749 --> 00:08:49,750
I don't know how you do it.

156
00:08:49,818 --> 00:08:51,886
Is it the cute, harmless vibe,

157
00:08:51,953 --> 00:08:54,489
the self-deprecating humor,
or just straight-up roofies ?

158
00:08:54,557 --> 00:08:56,257
If you're interested,

159
00:08:56,325 --> 00:08:57,726
I do seminars.

160
00:09:17,772 --> 00:09:19,973
No electric, no gas either.

161
00:09:20,012 --> 00:09:21,346
It's cold in here.

162
00:09:21,414 --> 00:09:23,148
The good thing is I found a guy

163
00:09:23,216 --> 00:09:24,617
who makes you look like a good roommate.

164
00:09:26,219 --> 00:09:27,953
Maybe hoarding's a symptom.

165
00:09:28,021 --> 00:09:29,621
<i>Could be caused by brain injury</i>

166
00:09:29,689 --> 00:09:32,557
<i>or early-onset Alzheimer's.</i>

167
00:09:32,625 --> 00:09:33,691
<i>It's most likely that
it's psychological.</i>

168
00:09:33,759 --> 00:09:35,693
As to what's making him cough blood,

169
00:09:35,761 --> 00:09:37,228
dealer's choice.

170
00:09:37,296 --> 00:09:38,763
<i>Declutter your home.</i>

171
00:09:38,831 --> 00:09:40,631
The hoarder's handbook.

172
00:09:40,699 --> 00:09:41,866
<i>He's hoarding books on hoarding.</i>

173
00:09:41,933 --> 00:09:45,436
Ugh.

174
00:09:45,503 --> 00:09:46,637
He doesn't have running water.

175
00:09:46,705 --> 00:09:48,906
How does this guy live,

176
00:09:48,973 --> 00:09:51,041
let alone make it to work every
day and teach a bunch of kids ?

177
00:09:51,109 --> 00:09:54,345
Fridge is on. He's hooked it
up to a neighbor or something.

178
00:09:57,083 --> 00:09:58,550
Cat.

179
00:10:02,789 --> 00:10:04,523
I might have to throw up.

180
00:10:04,591 --> 00:10:06,525
He'll want to keep that too.

181
00:10:11,131 --> 00:10:13,133
Aspergillosis.

182
00:10:13,201 --> 00:10:14,901
Explains the coughing blood,

183
00:10:14,969 --> 00:10:17,137
and if he's formed small aspergillomas,

184
00:10:17,205 --> 00:10:18,172
it could explain the
headache and chest pain.

185
00:10:18,239 --> 00:10:20,541
I'll be in the car.

186
00:10:24,446 --> 00:10:29,783
Okay, turn right.

187
00:10:29,851 --> 00:10:31,318
You were writing bogus prescriptions

188
00:10:31,386 --> 00:10:34,154
for medical marijuana.

189
00:10:34,222 --> 00:10:37,857
Please say no because
you have to be an idiot

190
00:10:37,925 --> 00:10:38,959
to actually screw that up.

191
00:10:39,027 --> 00:10:41,094
No.

192
00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:43,430
I mean, I was, but I didn't get caught.

193
00:10:43,498 --> 00:10:47,134
I have to admit, you have
one of the best game faces

194
00:10:47,201 --> 00:10:49,702
I've ever seen.

195
00:10:49,770 --> 00:10:51,538
Also one of the best game bodies.

196
00:10:51,606 --> 00:10:53,807
Pull over.

197
00:10:55,843 --> 00:10:58,611
Hang on a second.

198
00:11:43,027 --> 00:11:44,895
Didn't know you were
a Jehovah's Witness.

199
00:11:44,962 --> 00:11:47,297
Yeah, the weak lost faith
when Christ didn't return

200
00:11:47,365 --> 00:11:52,636
in '75, but I still believe.

201
00:11:52,704 --> 00:11:55,505
You're really not gonna
tell me what just happened ?

202
00:11:55,573 --> 00:11:59,709
I don't know about
you, but I am starving.

203
00:12:12,689 --> 00:12:14,290
You broke into my home ?

204
00:12:14,358 --> 00:12:17,827
We slowly pushed into your home.

205
00:12:17,895 --> 00:12:20,063
So what did you find ?

206
00:12:20,131 --> 00:12:21,632
A compost heap in your fridge.

207
00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:23,901
We think you have aspergillosis.

208
00:12:23,969 --> 00:12:25,703
It's treatable with antifungals.

209
00:12:25,771 --> 00:12:27,538
You do remarkably well for living...

210
00:12:27,606 --> 00:12:29,540
Like you live.

211
00:12:29,608 --> 00:12:32,209
I use bottled water and flashlights.

212
00:12:32,277 --> 00:12:33,977
It's like camping.

213
00:12:34,044 --> 00:12:36,880
Fun.

214
00:12:36,947 --> 00:12:38,014
We're also gonna need a psych consult.

215
00:12:38,082 --> 00:12:39,649
I'm not a hoarder.

216
00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:44,187
I'm just a major slob.

217
00:12:44,254 --> 00:12:46,789
You save earwax.

218
00:12:51,863 --> 00:12:54,465
You know, I'm actually kind of hurt

219
00:12:54,533 --> 00:12:55,866
that you don't know what I did.

220
00:12:55,934 --> 00:12:58,036
I'm not worth bribing a court official

221
00:12:58,103 --> 00:13:00,005
or hacking into police records ?

222
00:13:00,073 --> 00:13:01,506
Where's the fun in that ?

223
00:13:01,574 --> 00:13:05,911
You could have at least
hired Cuddy's weird boyfriend.

224
00:13:05,979 --> 00:13:08,514
Lucas ? Mm-hmm.

225
00:13:08,582 --> 00:13:10,382
You don't know ?

226
00:13:10,450 --> 00:13:12,985
What, is he dead or something ?

227
00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:14,686
No.

228
00:13:16,823 --> 00:13:19,057
Actually, until a couple of weeks ago,

229
00:13:19,125 --> 00:13:21,159
I was Cuddy's weird boyfriend.

230
00:13:22,628 --> 00:13:25,429
You're gonna have to do
a lot better than that.

231
00:13:35,508 --> 00:13:40,113
Are... are you okay ?

232
00:13:40,181 --> 00:13:43,350
Yeah, I'm fine.

233
00:13:43,418 --> 00:13:47,655
It's not a big deal.

234
00:13:54,530 --> 00:13:57,464
I killed a man.

235
00:14:12,046 --> 00:14:13,613
Psych eval gave us nothing.

236
00:14:13,684 --> 00:14:14,918
So our patient is just an average Joe

237
00:14:14,985 --> 00:14:17,187
with a two-foot
pile of used q-tips ?

238
00:14:17,255 --> 00:14:18,755
Whatever he is, he
doesn't have aspergillosis.

239
00:14:18,823 --> 00:14:21,024
Pain's intensified,
and now he needs oxygen.

240
00:14:21,092 --> 00:14:22,692
There's got to be all kinds
of toxins in that place.

241
00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:24,227
Exposure issues don't make sense.

242
00:14:24,295 --> 00:14:25,362
He's been here a full day.
He'd be getting better,

243
00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:26,730
not worse.

244
00:14:26,798 --> 00:14:29,699
Unless exposure was keeping
him from getting worse.

245
00:14:29,767 --> 00:14:31,034
<i>The gas was off at his place.</i>

246
00:14:31,102 --> 00:14:32,302
<i>How does he stay warm
? Portable heater ?</i>

247
00:14:32,370 --> 00:14:33,938
Or portable gas heater,

248
00:14:34,005 --> 00:14:35,539
which emits carbon monoxide.

249
00:14:35,607 --> 00:14:37,042
Which is a vasodilator.

250
00:14:37,109 --> 00:14:39,477
The low-grade exposure
was actually improving

251
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:40,712
<i>his lung capacity.</i>

252
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:41,847
<i>We bring him here, he gets worse.</i>

253
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:42,948
If we're right, don't need House,

254
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,183
and we still get two days off.

255
00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:45,017
<i>We still have to prove it.</i>

256
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:46,319
Someone's got to go back

257
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:49,388
into that place and test for C.O.

258
00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:50,889
Chase and I can go.

259
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,092
It's only fair.

260
00:14:54,159 --> 00:14:56,660
Fairness is important.

261
00:15:03,535 --> 00:15:06,536
<i>You're awfully quiet.</i>

262
00:15:06,604 --> 00:15:07,837
Sorry. That's just how I get

263
00:15:07,905 --> 00:15:09,506
around people who have
recently killed a man.

264
00:15:09,573 --> 00:15:12,775
It wasn't...

265
00:15:12,843 --> 00:15:14,344
You know, I've had a pretty rough year.

266
00:15:14,411 --> 00:15:15,779
Do you think maybe we could just
give this whole thing a rest ?

267
00:15:15,847 --> 00:15:19,682
You killed a man.

268
00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:21,952
But you pled out to drugs.

269
00:15:22,019 --> 00:15:24,754
<i>Hit-and-run under
the influence.</i>

270
00:15:24,821 --> 00:15:27,257
Guy you kneed in the groin was your date

271
00:15:27,324 --> 00:15:28,558
who dropped a dime on you.

272
00:15:28,626 --> 00:15:30,293
I'm asking you to let it go.

273
00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:31,628
And I really wish I
was the kind of person

274
00:15:31,695 --> 00:15:32,862
who could do that.

275
00:15:43,674 --> 00:15:45,074
Ruby, right ?

276
00:15:45,142 --> 00:15:47,343
Yeah.

277
00:15:47,411 --> 00:15:48,778
Hey, how are you liking PPTH ?

278
00:15:48,846 --> 00:15:50,647
It's great. Everyone's so friendly.

279
00:15:50,715 --> 00:15:52,983
Yeah. Especially Dr. Taub.

280
00:15:53,050 --> 00:15:55,018
<i>Don't worry.</i>

281
00:15:55,086 --> 00:15:56,754
I'm not gonna bust your chops.

282
00:15:56,821 --> 00:15:58,889
<i>I just want to know one thing.</i>

283
00:15:58,957 --> 00:16:00,958
How did he get you to go out with him ?

284
00:16:01,026 --> 00:16:03,494
Why ? Is... is there something...

285
00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:05,229
No, no, no, no, he's... he's great.

286
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:06,730
I'm... you know, I'm just asking

287
00:16:06,798 --> 00:16:08,866
because...

288
00:16:10,535 --> 00:16:13,605
Well, he's...

289
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:16,942
Um...

290
00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:18,410
You know what, never mind.

291
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:19,744
It's none of my business.

292
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,079
You guys have fun tonight.

293
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,246
I'm not seeing him tonight.

294
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:24,215
We had plans, but he canceled.

295
00:16:24,282 --> 00:16:27,618
Dr. Stern to Radiology.
Dr. Stern to Radiology.

296
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,704
<i>This thing's got no fuel valve.</i>

297
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:48,006
<i>Means you can't regulate the input.</i>

298
00:16:48,074 --> 00:16:50,909
And what is this ? A barbecue lighter ?

299
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:58,717
Your gun sucks.

300
00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:10,529
We should treat this like
an archaeological dig.

301
00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:12,931
Grid the site, excavate,

302
00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:14,099
catalog, analyze.

303
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:16,402
You like it here.

304
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:18,470
You don't think this is fascinating ?

305
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,840
Not nearly as fascinating as the fact

306
00:17:20,908 --> 00:17:23,176
that you think it's fascinating.

307
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:24,143
But this guy kept everything

308
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:25,979
he ever came into contact with.

309
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:28,047
An interactive life history.

310
00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:31,317
It's an indiscriminate pile of rubbish.

311
00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:33,853
Well, for the most part,

312
00:17:33,921 --> 00:17:35,721
so are our lives.

313
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:40,026
There's no carbon monoxide.

314
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:42,729
<i>A bit of a blow to
Foreman's exposure hypothesis</i>

315
00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:44,230
and my plan to get out of here quickly.

316
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:48,368
<i>Maybe we don't just figure out the what,</i>

317
00:17:48,436 --> 00:17:50,871
we figure out the why.

318
00:17:50,938 --> 00:17:52,472
Then maybe...

319
00:17:52,540 --> 00:17:54,708
From the size and the undigested seeds,

320
00:17:54,776 --> 00:17:57,611
<i>I'm guessing this came from a raccoon.</i>

321
00:17:57,679 --> 00:17:59,146
If you're thinking Q fever,

322
00:17:59,214 --> 00:18:00,949
it fits.

323
00:18:01,016 --> 00:18:02,984
<i>So why are you still looking ?</i>

324
00:18:03,052 --> 00:18:05,186
Well, you only found one thing.

325
00:18:05,254 --> 00:18:06,521
<i>It fits perfectly.</i>

326
00:18:06,589 --> 00:18:07,622
<i>Yeah, but that doesn't mean...</i>

327
00:18:10,225 --> 00:18:12,093
Chase.

328
00:18:31,724 --> 00:18:33,558
You missed something at his place.

329
00:18:34,555 --> 00:18:36,089
His wife.

330
00:18:36,165 --> 00:18:37,032
Nina.

331
00:18:37,034 --> 00:18:38,334
I didn't know where you were.

332
00:18:38,402 --> 00:18:41,538
I'm so sorry. I couldn't get home.

333
00:18:41,606 --> 00:18:43,240
<i>You okay ?</i>

334
00:18:43,308 --> 00:18:44,675
We think you both have Q fever.

335
00:18:44,743 --> 00:18:46,544
Found raccoon feces in
the kitchen cupboard.

336
00:18:46,612 --> 00:18:49,180
We're gonna start you on Doxycycline.

337
00:18:49,248 --> 00:18:50,915
Why wouldn't you tell
us you're married ?

338
00:18:50,983 --> 00:18:52,150
<i>The fewer people who know about her,</i>

339
00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:53,118
<i>the easier it is.</i>

340
00:18:53,186 --> 00:18:54,219
When can I go back ?

341
00:18:54,287 --> 00:18:55,587
She gets anxious when she's away

342
00:18:55,655 --> 00:18:56,721
from her things.

343
00:18:56,789 --> 00:18:57,789
She's the hoarder. He just lives there.

344
00:18:57,856 --> 00:18:59,424
On purpose ?

345
00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:04,461
She's my wife.

346
00:19:09,201 --> 00:19:10,734
How do they not have
1/2-inch drill bits ?

347
00:19:10,802 --> 00:19:13,103
By the way, Harold's
probably gonna hit on you.

348
00:19:13,171 --> 00:19:15,038
Everything I have, he wants.

349
00:19:15,106 --> 00:19:17,307
Just turn him down flat.

350
00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:19,142
Unless... Yes.

351
00:19:19,210 --> 00:19:20,644
Let's stop shopping.

352
00:19:20,712 --> 00:19:22,546
I'll just do him and get
him to throw the contest.

353
00:19:22,614 --> 00:19:25,916
I'm not sugges...

354
00:19:25,984 --> 00:19:27,919
Would you do that ?

355
00:19:27,987 --> 00:19:29,587
How's this thing judged ?

356
00:19:29,655 --> 00:19:32,457
Hang time, distance, and accuracy.

357
00:19:32,524 --> 00:19:33,658
Okay, how about this ?

358
00:19:33,726 --> 00:19:35,193
<i>You met a guy in a club,</i>

359
00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:37,529
<i>you brought him home, he O.D.'d,</i>

360
00:19:37,596 --> 00:19:39,264
so the guy now writhing
on his front porch

361
00:19:39,331 --> 00:19:41,700
was the dealer who sold
you the faulty goods.

362
00:19:41,767 --> 00:19:43,835
Categories weighted the same ? Yup.

363
00:19:43,903 --> 00:19:45,871
Screw accuracy. We're
gonna double distance

364
00:19:45,939 --> 00:19:47,172
and hang time, beat Harold on points.

365
00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:48,606
We need raw power.

366
00:19:48,674 --> 00:19:50,509
Where's the fertilizer ?

367
00:19:50,576 --> 00:19:52,610
By all means, Kaczynski.

368
00:20:07,193 --> 00:20:08,693
Hi.

369
00:20:08,761 --> 00:20:10,395
You and Taub sharing phones now ?

370
00:20:10,462 --> 00:20:12,263
He's seeing the redhead
on the third floor.

371
00:20:12,331 --> 00:20:13,764
Please tell me you're not talking

372
00:20:13,832 --> 00:20:15,266
about the hot new CNA with the dimples.

373
00:20:15,334 --> 00:20:16,468
She confirmed it.

374
00:20:16,535 --> 00:20:17,969
What she didn't confirm

375
00:20:18,037 --> 00:20:19,571
was their date tonight.

376
00:20:19,638 --> 00:20:20,605
He bailed on her.

377
00:20:20,672 --> 00:20:21,872
If he's standing her up,

378
00:20:21,940 --> 00:20:22,940
he must have something better going on.

379
00:20:23,008 --> 00:20:25,342
Better than sex
with a 22-year-old ?

380
00:20:25,410 --> 00:20:27,545
Who's artie92 ?

381
00:20:27,613 --> 00:20:28,780
Presumably a
21-year-old.

382
00:20:28,847 --> 00:20:29,980
Whoever it is,

383
00:20:30,048 --> 00:20:31,348
Taub's meeting 'em at my place at 8:00,

384
00:20:31,416 --> 00:20:33,250
which is usually when I go to the gym.

385
00:20:33,318 --> 00:20:37,421
Guess you'll be missing spin class.

386
00:20:41,626 --> 00:20:44,294
Okay, contestants, the field
is now open for practice.

387
00:20:44,362 --> 00:20:45,395
You've got one hour.

388
00:20:45,463 --> 00:20:46,697
Have fun.

389
00:20:46,764 --> 00:20:47,965
Schedule 80 PVC is pressure rated

390
00:20:48,032 --> 00:20:49,366
for 220 psi,

391
00:20:49,434 --> 00:20:50,567
fuel valve 300.

392
00:20:50,635 --> 00:20:53,036
We can easily push it to 250,

393
00:20:53,104 --> 00:20:55,871
have your friend Harold
peeing in his pants.

394
00:21:12,791 --> 00:21:15,026
Damn.

395
00:21:15,094 --> 00:21:19,096
Be cool.

396
00:21:31,810 --> 00:21:33,577
Harold.

397
00:21:33,645 --> 00:21:35,646
House.

398
00:21:35,713 --> 00:21:37,514
You look good.

399
00:21:37,582 --> 00:21:39,350
I like that jacket on you.

400
00:21:39,417 --> 00:21:41,285
Thanks.

401
00:21:41,353 --> 00:21:43,554
You filled out a little.

402
00:21:43,622 --> 00:21:45,257
Who's the babe ?

403
00:21:48,962 --> 00:21:51,230
She's the boot in your ass.

404
00:21:51,297 --> 00:21:53,866
<i>Perhaps you've heard of
famed Russian physicist</i>

405
00:21:53,934 --> 00:21:57,936
<i>Olga Petrovich ?</i>

406
00:21:58,004 --> 00:22:00,272
Olga Petrovich is 72 years old.

407
00:22:00,340 --> 00:22:04,076
And her granddaughter

408
00:22:04,143 --> 00:22:06,945
works at a little place called JPL.

409
00:22:07,013 --> 00:22:10,081
I did an internship there last summer.

410
00:22:12,652 --> 00:22:13,985
She killed a man.

411
00:22:16,989 --> 00:22:18,089
No.

412
00:22:18,156 --> 00:22:19,590
I'm guessing she didn't do it

413
00:22:19,658 --> 00:22:21,459
with a spud gun.

414
00:22:21,527 --> 00:22:24,263
Just a bad combustion valve.

415
00:22:28,836 --> 00:22:31,104
Shut up.

416
00:22:41,016 --> 00:22:42,416
On my sofa.

417
00:22:42,484 --> 00:22:44,385
Oh. Uh.

418
00:22:44,453 --> 00:22:46,821
Hey.

419
00:22:49,357 --> 00:22:51,559
You remember my wife.

420
00:22:51,626 --> 00:22:53,528
Hi, Eric.

421
00:22:55,831 --> 00:23:00,135
Hey, rt92.

422
00:23:13,315 --> 00:23:16,251
I hope you like rhubarb.

423
00:23:19,122 --> 00:23:20,722
We're celebrating.

424
00:23:20,790 --> 00:23:23,592
We're going rogue.

425
00:23:23,660 --> 00:23:25,395
<i>We rip out the combustion valve,</i>

426
00:23:25,462 --> 00:23:26,696
replace it with disks.

427
00:23:26,764 --> 00:23:28,197
With enough pressure,

428
00:23:28,265 --> 00:23:30,767
<i>it should blow out at maximum velocity.</i>

429
00:23:30,835 --> 00:23:34,872
Turning the spud into spudnik.

430
00:23:34,939 --> 00:23:36,473
What do we use for disks ?

431
00:23:36,541 --> 00:23:37,909
<i>Well, here's a hint.</i>

432
00:23:37,976 --> 00:23:40,278
<i>I actually hate rhubarb.</i>

433
00:23:40,345 --> 00:23:44,015
Pie tins.

434
00:23:44,082 --> 00:23:46,451
You're a genius.

435
00:23:50,255 --> 00:23:51,923
You know that I'm a doctor.

436
00:23:51,991 --> 00:23:53,992
<i>Any interest I have in the human body</i>

437
00:23:54,060 --> 00:23:55,294
<i>is purely clinical.</i>

438
00:23:55,361 --> 00:23:57,129
Yeah, that line never
works for me either.

439
00:23:57,197 --> 00:23:59,932
That line always works for you.

440
00:24:12,814 --> 00:24:15,083
So what did you do ?

441
00:24:17,019 --> 00:24:17,918
No more guessing ?

442
00:24:17,986 --> 00:24:20,921
I need to know.

443
00:24:26,127 --> 00:24:28,695
I can make some phone
calls, see if we can speed up

444
00:24:28,762 --> 00:24:30,830
your medical board hearing.

445
00:24:30,898 --> 00:24:33,332
In the meantime, no one could stop me

446
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,534
from hiring an assistant.

447
00:24:46,914 --> 00:24:49,617
You were right this morning.

448
00:24:53,722 --> 00:24:55,557
I met a guy at a coffee shop,

449
00:24:55,625 --> 00:24:56,959
we went back to my place,

450
00:24:57,026 --> 00:25:02,531
and he O.D.'d.

451
00:25:02,599 --> 00:25:03,799
Damn.

452
00:25:03,867 --> 00:25:07,002
I could have saved myself a job offer.

453
00:25:07,070 --> 00:25:10,106
We both acted like idiots.

454
00:25:10,174 --> 00:25:14,044
And I ended up doing time.

455
00:25:14,111 --> 00:25:16,947
Guess he did more.

456
00:25:28,961 --> 00:25:30,128
<i>When we first moved into the house,</i>

457
00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:31,729
<i>we had people over all the time.</i>

458
00:25:31,797 --> 00:25:36,067
Then she started collecting things.

459
00:25:36,135 --> 00:25:37,969
I figured it was a hobby.

460
00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:40,605
Piles turned into art projects,

461
00:25:40,673 --> 00:25:45,442
and art projects turned
into what you saw.

462
00:25:48,546 --> 00:25:50,714
So why do you stay ?

463
00:25:50,781 --> 00:25:56,152
To everyone else, the
world is full of junk...

464
00:25:56,220 --> 00:25:58,956
meaningless, ugly, broken things.

465
00:25:59,023 --> 00:26:00,691
But to Nina,

466
00:26:00,758 --> 00:26:03,928
every shape,

467
00:26:03,996 --> 00:26:06,497
every color, texture, smell,

468
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:09,334
they all tell a story.

469
00:26:09,402 --> 00:26:12,604
<i>They're all worth treasuring.</i>

470
00:26:12,672 --> 00:26:13,939
<i>I wouldn't wish what she has on anyone,</i>

471
00:26:14,007 --> 00:26:16,942
but every now and then I get a glimpse

472
00:26:17,010 --> 00:26:20,579
of what she sees, and...

473
00:26:20,647 --> 00:26:21,947
It helps.

474
00:26:30,389 --> 00:26:32,524
Your lungs are clearing up nicely.

475
00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:34,992
Respiratory rate's
normal. Temp's normal.

476
00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:36,827
Looks like you're gonna be fine.

477
00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:43,300
She okay ?

478
00:26:43,368 --> 00:26:45,369
Something's wrong with her heart.

479
00:27:23,458 --> 00:27:25,658
The husband is fine. The wife is worse.

480
00:27:25,771 --> 00:27:26,615
<i>She had a heart attack.</i>

481
00:27:26,616 --> 00:27:27,382
<i>Her heart attack could be</i>

482
00:27:27,448 --> 00:27:28,815
from a complication.

483
00:27:28,883 --> 00:27:30,684
Q fever would cause
congestive heart failure,

484
00:27:30,752 --> 00:27:32,987
not myocardial infarction.

485
00:27:33,055 --> 00:27:34,522
<i>So she had Q fever and something else</i>

486
00:27:34,589 --> 00:27:36,190
that causes heart attack ?

487
00:27:36,258 --> 00:27:38,093
And the hoarding. Now that
the wife is the only patient,

488
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:39,327
hoard is back on the board.

489
00:27:39,395 --> 00:27:41,363
Or we were wrong about Q fever.

490
00:27:41,430 --> 00:27:42,764
<i>I don't buy it's just a coincidence.</i>

491
00:27:42,832 --> 00:27:44,033
<i>It's not a coincidence.</i>

492
00:27:44,100 --> 00:27:45,834
<i>Diagnosis X caused the hoarding,</i>

493
00:27:45,902 --> 00:27:48,104
which caused the Q fever
when the raccoons came

494
00:27:48,172 --> 00:27:49,672
to spend spring break at her house.

495
00:27:49,740 --> 00:27:51,441
<i>Now all we have to do is solve for x.</i>

496
00:27:51,508 --> 00:27:54,310
I remember somebody saying that
hoarding could be a symptom.

497
00:27:54,378 --> 00:27:55,645
<i>We should do an MRI.</i>

498
00:27:55,712 --> 00:27:58,213
Hydrogen sulfide.

499
00:27:58,281 --> 00:28:02,184
<i>It's given off by eggs and rotting food.</i>

500
00:28:02,251 --> 00:28:04,152
Long-term exposure could
cause the pulmonary issues,

501
00:28:04,220 --> 00:28:05,320
<i>headaches... Even the heart attack.</i>

502
00:28:05,388 --> 00:28:07,623
Hydrogen sulfide is also a vasodilator.

503
00:28:07,690 --> 00:28:09,991
<i>Which my crack team never
tested the place for.</i>

504
00:28:10,059 --> 00:28:11,626
Of course, half my crack team

505
00:28:11,694 --> 00:28:13,294
never tested the place for people.

506
00:28:13,362 --> 00:28:15,029
<i>So we should go back,</i>

507
00:28:15,097 --> 00:28:16,698
<i>check it out. Might be safer</i>

508
00:28:16,765 --> 00:28:18,433
to just assume we're
right and start treatment.

509
00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:19,533
<i>Go with God.</i>

510
00:28:19,601 --> 00:28:21,669
<i>And some air freshener.</i>

511
00:28:21,737 --> 00:28:23,471
You know, maybe Taub is right,

512
00:28:23,539 --> 00:28:26,375
so I'm gonna stay here with
him and help him with the MRI.

513
00:28:38,590 --> 00:28:39,890
Shine up your spuds, folks.

514
00:28:39,958 --> 00:28:40,925
We're gonna start shooting for hang time

515
00:28:40,993 --> 00:28:42,627
in just a few minutes.

516
00:28:42,695 --> 00:28:45,363
The wind's coming from the southeast.

517
00:28:45,431 --> 00:28:47,900
You have to aim five
degrees to the left.

518
00:28:47,967 --> 00:28:49,768
We're gonna break 14
seconds. I can feel it.

519
00:28:49,835 --> 00:28:52,437
When I was 10 or 11,

520
00:28:52,505 --> 00:28:54,039
my dad used to take
us to this county fair.

521
00:28:54,107 --> 00:28:58,110
And there was this kid...

522
00:28:58,178 --> 00:28:59,678
What ?

523
00:28:59,745 --> 00:29:02,681
Who's "us" ?

524
00:29:02,748 --> 00:29:04,549
My mom and me.

525
00:29:06,585 --> 00:29:09,320
Your mom who had advanced
stage Huntington's.

526
00:29:12,358 --> 00:29:16,929
You have a sibling that
you've never mentioned.

527
00:29:16,997 --> 00:29:18,364
Why did you slip up now ?

528
00:29:18,432 --> 00:29:21,000
Not everything means something.

529
00:29:21,068 --> 00:29:22,402
We're gonna be up soon.

530
00:29:22,470 --> 00:29:25,272
I want to check the pressure.

531
00:29:27,242 --> 00:29:30,311
You don't wake up in the
middle of the night to cry

532
00:29:30,379 --> 00:29:31,746
<i>over a dead stranger.</i>

533
00:29:31,813 --> 00:29:33,714
You don't confess to killing a man

534
00:29:33,782 --> 00:29:35,116
and then hide the details

535
00:29:35,184 --> 00:29:36,884
unless the details reveal more about you

536
00:29:36,952 --> 00:29:40,688
than the crime itself.

537
00:29:40,756 --> 00:29:41,890
You pled down to drugs.

538
00:29:41,957 --> 00:29:45,060
You've got a horrible genetic disease

539
00:29:45,127 --> 00:29:49,364
and a sibling who's
suddenly on your mind.

540
00:29:51,501 --> 00:29:54,436
You euthanized your brother.

541
00:29:54,503 --> 00:29:56,371
And that guy back at
the house was the doctor

542
00:29:56,439 --> 00:30:01,143
who wouldn't help you cover it up.

543
00:30:01,211 --> 00:30:02,444
The guy back at the house

544
00:30:02,512 --> 00:30:04,046
is my cellmate's boyfriend.

545
00:30:04,114 --> 00:30:07,349
He cheated on her when she was inside.

546
00:30:07,417 --> 00:30:10,586
But I was right about everything else.

547
00:30:13,022 --> 00:30:15,257
Congratulations.

548
00:30:31,540 --> 00:30:34,375
You're mad.

549
00:30:34,443 --> 00:30:35,577
No.

550
00:30:35,644 --> 00:30:37,812
Actually, I'm impressed.

551
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:40,281
Messing around on
a 22-year-old hottie

552
00:30:40,349 --> 00:30:42,416
with your wife on my sofa.

553
00:30:42,484 --> 00:30:44,618
You're a full-throttle head case.

554
00:30:44,686 --> 00:30:46,153
I was doing you a solid with the sofa.

555
00:30:46,221 --> 00:30:48,322
Rachel wanted to do it in your bed.

556
00:30:48,389 --> 00:30:50,357
You've got the memory foam top.

557
00:30:50,424 --> 00:30:52,058
Let's make this really simple:

558
00:30:52,126 --> 00:30:55,829
If I own it, I don't
want you doing it on it.

559
00:30:55,896 --> 00:30:59,064
You might want to get
rid of your kitchen table.

560
00:30:59,132 --> 00:31:01,800
<i>Look, I'm sorry,</i>

561
00:31:01,868 --> 00:31:03,868
<i>but it was worth it. Yeah, I bet.</i>

562
00:31:03,936 --> 00:31:05,403
<i>You get to mess with her
physically and emotionally.</i>

563
00:31:05,471 --> 00:31:06,871
I still care about her.

564
00:31:06,939 --> 00:31:09,040
Not enough to let her
move on with her life.

565
00:31:11,578 --> 00:31:14,213
<i>While we're talking
about your bad ideas,</i>

566
00:31:14,281 --> 00:31:16,015
MRI's clean.

567
00:31:16,082 --> 00:31:18,417
There has to be some kind

568
00:31:18,485 --> 00:31:21,387
of inciting psychological incident.

569
00:31:21,455 --> 00:31:23,489
This is perfect for you.

570
00:31:23,557 --> 00:31:26,393
You get all the human
interaction you crave

571
00:31:26,461 --> 00:31:28,328
without any actual human interaction.

572
00:31:28,396 --> 00:31:30,631
She was a cheerleader. Huh.

573
00:31:30,699 --> 00:31:31,831
<i>You know when you're
interested in something</i>

574
00:31:31,899 --> 00:31:33,333
and nobody else is, the polite thing

575
00:31:33,401 --> 00:31:34,834
is to keep it to yourself.

576
00:31:34,902 --> 00:31:36,102
<i>Popular, beautiful,</i>

577
00:31:36,170 --> 00:31:37,570
gregarious.

578
00:31:37,637 --> 00:31:39,705
Hydrogen sulfide's about
two parts per billion.

579
00:31:39,773 --> 00:31:42,174
The size of a healthy fart.

580
00:31:45,444 --> 00:31:49,513
I'll be back for you in July.

581
00:32:07,334 --> 00:32:10,771
He couldn't do it himself.

582
00:32:10,838 --> 00:32:14,375
He was... the disease
had progressed too far.

583
00:32:14,442 --> 00:32:15,809
He was flailing.

584
00:32:15,877 --> 00:32:20,480
He didn't have any
control over his own body.

585
00:32:20,548 --> 00:32:25,251
He pretty much lost
control of his mind too,

586
00:32:25,319 --> 00:32:27,019
but...

587
00:32:27,087 --> 00:32:29,521
Every once in a while, he
would have a few seconds

588
00:32:29,589 --> 00:32:32,824
of lucidity.

589
00:32:32,892 --> 00:32:35,693
He turned to me, and he said,

590
00:32:35,761 --> 00:32:39,598
"it's time".

591
00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:44,503
I hooked up the I.V.

592
00:32:44,571 --> 00:32:46,338
I used gloves. I knew they'd get me

593
00:32:46,406 --> 00:32:47,539
on the drugs, but they couldn't prove

594
00:32:47,607 --> 00:32:50,475
who pushed the plunger.

595
00:33:00,687 --> 00:33:04,224
I put in the needle,

596
00:33:04,292 --> 00:33:06,960
and he just...

597
00:33:07,028 --> 00:33:09,696
Got quiet.

598
00:33:09,764 --> 00:33:12,599
And it was over.

599
00:33:15,903 --> 00:33:20,439
And I was alone.

600
00:33:20,507 --> 00:33:23,675
And one day, I will be that sick,

601
00:33:23,743 --> 00:33:26,311
and there will be no one there

602
00:33:26,379 --> 00:33:29,247
when it's time.

603
00:33:49,936 --> 00:33:53,372
I didn't expect compassion from you.

604
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,608
I would have taken commiseration.

605
00:33:55,676 --> 00:33:58,511
Hell, I would have taken revulsion,

606
00:33:58,579 --> 00:34:02,348
any emotional engagement at all.

607
00:34:05,953 --> 00:34:09,756
It's no wonder Cuddy broke up with you.

608
00:34:30,077 --> 00:34:33,746
Folks, Chad Lockerbie just won

609
00:34:33,814 --> 00:34:35,414
first place in the chili cook-off.

610
00:34:35,482 --> 00:34:37,116
Congratulations, Chad.

611
00:34:37,184 --> 00:34:40,919
That cocoa powder really did it.

612
00:34:40,987 --> 00:34:43,155
<i>Dumped in a field in Schenectady.</i>

613
00:34:43,222 --> 00:34:44,656
<i>Ouch.</i>

614
00:34:44,724 --> 00:34:46,224
<i>You mind if I make a move ?</i>

615
00:34:46,292 --> 00:34:48,160
I know she's out of my league,

616
00:34:48,227 --> 00:34:49,428
but she's at a spud gun contest

617
00:34:49,495 --> 00:34:51,363
with the soon-to-be
five-time runner-up,

618
00:34:51,431 --> 00:34:55,168
so she's probably got
some self-esteem issues.

619
00:35:03,446 --> 00:35:04,446
You wouldn't.

620
00:35:40,124 --> 00:35:43,125
So ? Warning.

621
00:35:43,433 --> 00:35:44,434
They gave you a warning ?

622
00:35:44,472 --> 00:35:46,107
Well, it turns out our friend Harold

623
00:35:46,175 --> 00:35:47,876
felt up the sheriff's daughter

624
00:35:47,943 --> 00:35:49,711
last night at the potato mash mixer,

625
00:35:49,779 --> 00:35:51,781
so sheriff's feeling kind of ambivalent.

626
00:35:51,848 --> 00:35:55,151
You always get your way, don't you ?

627
00:35:57,087 --> 00:35:58,655
Not always.

628
00:36:01,158 --> 00:36:05,494
Today would have been
our one-year anniversary.

629
00:36:08,665 --> 00:36:11,667
Which is an incredibly
arbitrary thing to celebrate.

630
00:36:17,174 --> 00:36:18,441
If you want to get to
the bottom of something,

631
00:36:18,509 --> 00:36:21,879
you literally have to
dig down to the bottom.

632
00:36:21,947 --> 00:36:25,383
So stratigraphically,
the oldest stuff I found

633
00:36:25,450 --> 00:36:26,784
was in the bedroom.

634
00:36:26,852 --> 00:36:27,752
<i>And the oldest stuff in the bedroom</i>

635
00:36:27,820 --> 00:36:29,688
<i>was in the closet.</i>

636
00:36:29,756 --> 00:36:32,391
<i>And at the bottom of the closet...</i>

637
00:36:36,063 --> 00:36:37,396
Tell me about this.

638
00:36:42,068 --> 00:36:44,235
<i>We have a new symptom.</i>

639
00:36:44,303 --> 00:36:45,703
<i>Infertility.</i>

640
00:36:45,771 --> 00:36:47,438
<i>They wanted kids but couldn't have them.</i>

641
00:36:47,506 --> 00:36:49,807
She started collecting
things to fill the void.

642
00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:52,042
<i>We should run a full
hormone blood panel.</i>

643
00:36:52,110 --> 00:36:53,744
Hey, Harriet the Spy,

644
00:36:53,812 --> 00:36:55,246
<i>before you get too full of yourself,</i>

645
00:36:55,313 --> 00:36:57,114
<i>you might want to go back to bio 101.</i>

646
00:36:57,182 --> 00:36:59,017
It takes two to not-tango.

647
00:36:59,084 --> 00:37:01,252
<i>Hubby could be shooting blanks.</i>

648
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:04,923
So either it's a new symptom
that will help us save her life

649
00:37:04,991 --> 00:37:05,958
or it's a complete waste of time.

650
00:37:07,861 --> 00:37:10,129
Figure out which is fried,
the bacon or the eggs.

651
00:37:10,197 --> 00:37:11,764
I'll start the hormone workup.

652
00:37:11,832 --> 00:37:14,234
<i>There's another option.</i>

653
00:37:14,301 --> 00:37:15,235
<i>House, who's that ?</i>

654
00:37:15,303 --> 00:37:17,104
Radio.

655
00:37:17,172 --> 00:37:18,705
<i>Sounded a lot like Thirteen.</i>

656
00:37:18,772 --> 00:37:21,174
It's a Thirteen tribute
band with their new song,

657
00:37:21,242 --> 00:37:22,875
"I've got a better theory than Masters".

658
00:37:22,943 --> 00:37:24,643
<i>She said they never had kids.</i>

659
00:37:24,711 --> 00:37:26,979
Oh, my God. Where the
hell have you been ?

660
00:37:27,046 --> 00:37:30,181
I think we've all got something
a little more important

661
00:37:30,249 --> 00:37:31,749
<i>to worry about than... No, we don't.</i>

662
00:37:31,817 --> 00:37:33,317
<i>She's been missing for a year.</i>

663
00:37:33,385 --> 00:37:36,287
You can ask her all about it
when she comes in on Monday.

664
00:37:36,355 --> 00:37:37,254
<i>Monday ?</i>

665
00:37:37,322 --> 00:37:38,456
This Monday ?

666
00:37:38,524 --> 00:37:39,757
<i>Can I talk ?</i>

667
00:37:39,825 --> 00:37:41,292
She said they never had kids,

668
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:42,961
and you all jumped to infertility.

669
00:37:43,029 --> 00:37:47,600
You never considered the other option.

670
00:37:50,637 --> 00:37:53,873
And the bitch is back.

671
00:38:01,014 --> 00:38:03,315
We think you have
Ehlers-Danlos syndrome.

672
00:38:03,383 --> 00:38:06,285
It would explain the symptoms.

673
00:38:06,352 --> 00:38:10,088
It also causes miscarriages.

674
00:38:13,592 --> 00:38:16,527
Is that something you
think you might have ?

675
00:38:28,341 --> 00:38:31,444
Were you pregnant ?

676
00:38:34,415 --> 00:38:36,249
Three times.

677
00:38:40,688 --> 00:38:43,790
<i>The miscarriages triggered the hoarding.</i>

678
00:38:43,858 --> 00:38:47,561
<i>Hoarding eventually made you sick too.</i>

679
00:38:47,629 --> 00:38:50,164
Can you cure her ?

680
00:38:50,232 --> 00:38:52,199
<i>We can treat the physical symptoms</i>

681
00:38:52,267 --> 00:38:54,235
<i>as they arise,</i>

682
00:38:54,303 --> 00:38:56,370
<i>make her life a lot better,</i>

683
00:38:56,438 --> 00:38:59,373
but the hoarding,

684
00:38:59,441 --> 00:39:01,709
we're the wrong kind of doctors.

685
00:39:05,781 --> 00:39:08,383
You lied to me ?

686
00:39:08,450 --> 00:39:11,218
For nine years ?

687
00:39:11,286 --> 00:39:15,656
I was so afraid of losing you.

688
00:39:18,394 --> 00:39:21,429
What have I ever done to
make you afraid of that ?

689
00:39:26,970 --> 00:39:29,505
I need to get some air.

690
00:39:47,390 --> 00:39:48,757
I've been selfish.

691
00:39:48,824 --> 00:39:51,625
I need to let you

692
00:39:51,693 --> 00:39:54,861
move on.

693
00:39:54,929 --> 00:39:59,099
I think we should
stop seeing each other.

694
00:39:59,167 --> 00:40:00,400
No.

695
00:40:02,504 --> 00:40:04,271
Um, I just want you to be able to...

696
00:40:04,339 --> 00:40:06,040
the last time you got all noble on me,

697
00:40:06,108 --> 00:40:08,242
we ended up dividing our dishes.

698
00:40:08,310 --> 00:40:10,644
This time, I want to make the decision.

699
00:40:10,712 --> 00:40:13,714
You don't feel weird about this ?

700
00:40:13,782 --> 00:40:16,483
Of course I feel weird about this.

701
00:40:16,551 --> 00:40:19,219
It's confusing and messy

702
00:40:19,287 --> 00:40:21,388
and dirty.

703
00:40:21,455 --> 00:40:23,990
Dumb.

704
00:40:24,058 --> 00:40:25,458
But we spent our whole lives
trying to do everything right,

705
00:40:25,526 --> 00:40:27,126
and it sucked. It wasn't all bad.

706
00:40:27,194 --> 00:40:29,095
It sucked, Chris.

707
00:40:29,162 --> 00:40:31,363
And this,

708
00:40:31,431 --> 00:40:33,265
whatever it is,

709
00:40:33,333 --> 00:40:34,833
it's fun.

710
00:40:34,901 --> 00:40:40,305
So I'm not taking advantage of you ?

711
00:40:40,373 --> 00:40:43,042
The fun is fading.

712
00:40:45,814 --> 00:40:48,982
You know...

713
00:40:49,050 --> 00:40:51,385
there's something
seriously wrong with us.

714
00:40:53,089 --> 00:40:54,990
I know.

715
00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:28,323
# don't leave #

716
00:41:28,391 --> 00:41:33,429
# 'cause I believe #

717
00:41:33,497 --> 00:41:36,233
# we were meant #

718
00:41:36,300 --> 00:41:39,236
# to sleep #

719
00:41:39,304 --> 00:41:42,072
# in the dirt #

720
00:41:51,717 --> 00:41:53,651
Home, sweet home.

721
00:41:56,522 --> 00:42:01,360
You owe me 87 bucks for gas.

722
00:42:09,838 --> 00:42:15,276
I'll kill you.

723
00:42:15,344 --> 00:42:18,980
When the time comes, if you want me to.

724
00:42:24,119 --> 00:42:25,319
I'll do it now if you like.

725
00:42:25,386 --> 00:42:27,921
I think I've got a
baseball bat in the back.

726
00:42:42,669 --> 00:42:45,238
I'll see you Monday.

