1 00:00:17,037 --> 00:00:18,254 Hike ! 2 00:00:46,276 --> 00:00:47,276 Hey. 3 00:00:49,530 --> 00:00:51,397 Hey. 4 00:00:51,448 --> 00:00:54,117 So, uh, what did you want ? 5 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:58,037 It's too late now. 6 00:00:58,104 --> 00:00:59,038 Too late for what ? 7 00:00:59,105 --> 00:01:00,072 I'll tell you later. 8 00:01:00,124 --> 00:01:01,657 Come on, the bell just rang. 9 00:01:01,742 --> 00:01:02,792 We still got time. 10 00:01:05,879 --> 00:01:07,713 I'm ready. 11 00:01:07,781 --> 00:01:10,783 Uh, you sure ? 12 00:01:12,952 --> 00:01:14,188 Yeah. 13 00:01:14,555 --> 00:01:16,556 Why now, all of a sudden ? 14 00:01:16,623 --> 00:01:18,057 What, you don't want to anymore ? 15 00:01:18,124 --> 00:01:19,592 Yeah, I do. 16 00:01:19,643 --> 00:01:21,961 I'm just wondering what changed your mind. 17 00:01:22,012 --> 00:01:23,930 You did. 18 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:31,487 Now ? 19 00:01:31,572 --> 00:01:32,939 If you want. 20 00:01:38,445 --> 00:01:40,813 Excuse me. 21 00:01:40,864 --> 00:01:42,481 You two need to come with me. 22 00:01:49,706 --> 00:01:51,657 - Take a seat. - But we didn't... 23 00:01:51,708 --> 00:01:53,376 You know you're not supposed to be back there. 24 00:01:53,460 --> 00:01:54,627 We weren't doing anything. 25 00:01:54,678 --> 00:01:57,013 That's not what it looked like to me. 26 00:01:57,097 --> 00:01:58,381 Principal Fields will be back 27 00:01:58,448 --> 00:02:00,216 as soon as the assembly is over. 28 00:02:00,300 --> 00:02:02,185 Ms. Washburn, please, if I get one more referral, my mom... 29 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:05,805 Bench. 30 00:02:14,865 --> 00:02:16,649 Who put sand in her vagina ? 31 00:03:04,587 --> 00:03:06,705 Hey, kids. 32 00:03:06,789 --> 00:03:09,341 How you boys doing ? 33 00:03:09,425 --> 00:03:11,844 Uh, can we help you ? 34 00:03:11,911 --> 00:03:14,680 I certainly hope so. 35 00:03:14,764 --> 00:03:16,632 You know what this is ? 36 00:03:16,683 --> 00:03:18,667 A laptop ? 37 00:03:18,718 --> 00:03:22,104 Password-protected laptop 38 00:03:22,171 --> 00:03:24,172 that I need you nerds to hack into. 39 00:03:24,224 --> 00:03:26,108 No insecticides or toxic cleaners. 40 00:03:26,176 --> 00:03:27,809 Check the bathroom. 41 00:03:27,861 --> 00:03:28,760 Who are you ? 42 00:03:28,828 --> 00:03:30,479 Your roommate's doctor. 43 00:03:30,530 --> 00:03:32,447 You remember your roommate, don't you ? 44 00:03:32,515 --> 00:03:35,250 I thought he just had bronchitis. 45 00:03:35,318 --> 00:03:36,768 That's what the morons 46 00:03:36,836 --> 00:03:38,737 at the Rutgers Student Medical Center thought, 47 00:03:38,805 --> 00:03:41,657 which may be part of the reason he just coughed up a lung. 48 00:03:41,708 --> 00:03:44,376 What do you mean, he coughed up a lung ? 49 00:03:44,460 --> 00:03:46,795 He coughed... 50 00:03:46,862 --> 00:03:48,630 After which the respiratory organ 51 00:03:48,698 --> 00:03:52,534 which resided in his chest resided in his mouth... 52 00:03:52,585 --> 00:03:54,336 Actually, his hand. 53 00:03:54,387 --> 00:03:56,505 Well, his mouth, then his hand. 54 00:03:56,556 --> 00:03:58,473 Bathroom's clean. 55 00:03:58,541 --> 00:04:01,310 - What's in this ? - Just soda. 56 00:04:01,377 --> 00:04:04,096 - Mind if I have some ? - You want my drink ? 57 00:04:04,163 --> 00:04:06,331 You got a problem with that ? 58 00:04:06,399 --> 00:04:07,716 Uh, yeah. 59 00:04:07,767 --> 00:04:09,050 Actually, I do. 60 00:04:09,102 --> 00:04:10,719 You barge into our room, 61 00:04:10,770 --> 00:04:12,237 start looking through our personal, private stuff, 62 00:04:12,322 --> 00:04:13,939 demand I hack into a computer 63 00:04:14,007 --> 00:04:15,741 I think I can safely assume doesn't belong... 64 00:04:18,161 --> 00:04:20,662 Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration ? 65 00:04:20,730 --> 00:04:22,831 Please continue. 66 00:04:22,899 --> 00:04:26,168 You were talking about personal privacy. 67 00:04:28,671 --> 00:04:30,255 What, you're finished ? 68 00:04:30,340 --> 00:04:32,841 Well, allow me to retort. 69 00:04:32,908 --> 00:04:34,192 Wait a second. 70 00:04:34,260 --> 00:04:36,128 You're saying this actually happened ? 71 00:04:36,195 --> 00:04:38,213 Absolutely. 72 00:04:38,264 --> 00:04:41,516 You're lying. 73 00:04:41,584 --> 00:04:43,969 Interesting theory. Can you prove it ? 74 00:04:44,053 --> 00:04:46,188 Doctors don't carry guns. 75 00:04:46,255 --> 00:04:47,856 They don't shoot people, 76 00:04:47,923 --> 00:04:50,592 and they definitely don't search patients' homes. 77 00:04:50,643 --> 00:04:52,394 Plus, I've seen Pulp Fiction... 78 00:04:52,445 --> 00:04:54,162 the movie you're totally ripping off. 79 00:04:56,532 --> 00:04:58,767 Huh. 80 00:04:58,818 --> 00:05:00,519 Wait, uh, was it Timmy Morgan ? 81 00:05:00,587 --> 00:05:02,771 I have no idea. It had to be him. 82 00:05:02,822 --> 00:05:07,075 He's, like, totally obsessed with old movies. 83 00:05:07,126 --> 00:05:09,778 Pulp Fiction is not an old mov... what ? 84 00:05:09,829 --> 00:05:11,163 So you're here to talk 85 00:05:11,247 --> 00:05:13,165 to the principal about something Timmy did ? 86 00:05:13,232 --> 00:05:14,666 I got no problem with Timmy. 87 00:05:14,751 --> 00:05:18,003 And even if I did, I ain't no snitch. 88 00:05:18,087 --> 00:05:20,005 Then why are you here ? 89 00:05:20,073 --> 00:05:21,640 To dig myself out of a hole. 90 00:05:21,724 --> 00:05:24,643 Instead I dug a bigger one. 91 00:05:24,727 --> 00:05:26,578 What'd you do ? 92 00:05:26,646 --> 00:05:27,629 What'd you do ? 93 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:30,899 What'd you do ? 94 00:05:30,967 --> 00:05:33,702 What happened to your eye ? 95 00:05:33,770 --> 00:05:36,021 It's none of your business. 96 00:05:36,105 --> 00:05:39,107 Actually, it's none of yours. I'm a doctor. 97 00:05:39,158 --> 00:05:40,442 It's a few days old, 98 00:05:40,493 --> 00:05:42,761 so that's not why you're here, 99 00:05:42,829 --> 00:05:45,631 unless you two got busted for some sort of revenge plot. 100 00:05:45,698 --> 00:05:48,617 But then you'd look angry instead of... ashamed. 101 00:05:48,668 --> 00:05:50,002 I'm not ashamed. 102 00:05:50,086 --> 00:05:51,370 Interesting. 103 00:05:51,454 --> 00:05:53,789 You defensively insist that you're not ashamed, 104 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:55,340 which, of course, means you are ashamed. 105 00:05:55,425 --> 00:05:57,459 And yet, you're the victim. 106 00:05:57,510 --> 00:05:59,795 You want to know how she got the black eye ? 107 00:05:59,862 --> 00:06:02,364 Tell us why you're here first. 108 00:06:02,432 --> 00:06:03,915 Anyone ever tell you you're annoying ? 109 00:06:03,983 --> 00:06:04,966 No. 110 00:06:05,018 --> 00:06:06,885 Yes, all the time. 111 00:06:06,969 --> 00:06:08,186 But he's right. 112 00:06:08,271 --> 00:06:10,689 You want to know ? You first. 113 00:06:12,942 --> 00:06:15,894 I didn't kill anybody. 114 00:06:15,978 --> 00:06:18,613 I have to be here, so I figured 115 00:06:18,681 --> 00:06:20,932 I'd punch up the stakes in the first act. 116 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:22,984 But we did, and almost always do, 117 00:06:23,036 --> 00:06:24,770 search the patient's home. 118 00:06:24,837 --> 00:06:26,304 And if we tell them first, 119 00:06:26,372 --> 00:06:28,874 then they can hide something that we need to know 120 00:06:28,958 --> 00:06:31,293 in order to figure out what's wrong with them. 121 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:33,512 Why would they hide something that could be killing them ? 122 00:06:33,579 --> 00:06:35,347 Because they are morons. 123 00:06:35,415 --> 00:06:37,699 They're all morons, and everybody lies. 124 00:06:37,750 --> 00:06:38,834 Wait, if everybody lies, 125 00:06:38,901 --> 00:06:41,303 then that means you're lying right now. 126 00:06:41,370 --> 00:06:46,475 I didn't say everybody always lies... Aristotle. 127 00:06:46,542 --> 00:06:50,378 And on that note, unless there are any questions... 128 00:06:50,430 --> 00:06:51,513 Good. 129 00:06:51,564 --> 00:06:53,265 Oh, Dr. Hourani... 130 00:06:53,349 --> 00:06:56,384 Before you finish, 131 00:06:56,436 --> 00:06:58,720 maybe you could describe what you actually do. 132 00:06:58,771 --> 00:07:03,091 You know, like if someone comes in for a routine physical ? 133 00:07:08,281 --> 00:07:10,248 You want routine ? 134 00:07:10,333 --> 00:07:12,200 Please. 135 00:07:12,251 --> 00:07:15,620 It just feels kind of, like, numb. 136 00:07:17,006 --> 00:07:18,790 You do a lot of bicycle riding ? 137 00:07:18,875 --> 00:07:21,093 No. 138 00:07:21,177 --> 00:07:22,911 How long have you been married ? 139 00:07:22,962 --> 00:07:25,079 It's 12 years next month. 140 00:07:25,131 --> 00:07:27,349 You have six kids. 141 00:07:27,416 --> 00:07:29,184 Mm-hmm. 142 00:07:29,251 --> 00:07:30,719 Well, you don't think it could have 143 00:07:30,770 --> 00:07:32,053 anything to do with that, do you ? 144 00:07:32,105 --> 00:07:34,756 Probably. 145 00:07:34,807 --> 00:07:36,808 How often do you use your vibrator ? 146 00:07:36,893 --> 00:07:39,444 Excuse me ? 147 00:07:39,529 --> 00:07:41,930 Your battery-operated Brad Pitt. 148 00:07:41,998 --> 00:07:44,032 After giving the gift of life 149 00:07:44,099 --> 00:07:45,600 to six eight-pound, four-ounce wrecking balls, 150 00:07:45,651 --> 00:07:49,237 I think I can safely assume it's an industrial-strength model ? 151 00:07:49,305 --> 00:07:51,573 Dr. Hourani, please. 152 00:07:53,493 --> 00:07:55,577 You wanted routine. 153 00:07:55,645 --> 00:07:57,295 Am I done ? 154 00:07:57,363 --> 00:07:59,181 Maybe we should just move on. 155 00:07:59,248 --> 00:08:00,782 No problem. 156 00:08:00,833 --> 00:08:02,100 I meant with your typical day. 157 00:08:02,168 --> 00:08:04,219 I assume you see more than one patient ? 158 00:08:04,286 --> 00:08:06,421 Nope. 159 00:08:06,489 --> 00:08:09,841 Okay. 160 00:08:09,926 --> 00:08:13,395 Then I guess we will move on to our next guest. 161 00:08:13,462 --> 00:08:15,463 Wait, if you only see one patient, 162 00:08:15,515 --> 00:08:16,982 what do you do the rest of the day ? 163 00:08:24,473 --> 00:08:26,658 Dr. Hourani ? 164 00:08:35,334 --> 00:08:37,118 Just in time for lunch. 165 00:08:37,170 --> 00:08:38,987 By lunch, you mean a conference call with the board, 166 00:08:39,038 --> 00:08:43,041 and by just in time, you mean, 20 minutes late. 167 00:08:43,125 --> 00:08:45,594 I meant sex... 168 00:08:45,661 --> 00:08:47,328 By lunch. 169 00:08:47,380 --> 00:08:51,099 How about we start with a small tossed salad ? 170 00:08:51,166 --> 00:08:54,186 As of this morning, I'm on a diet. 171 00:09:04,346 --> 00:09:05,697 Meaning ? 172 00:09:05,781 --> 00:09:08,033 I told you, I'm busy. 173 00:09:08,117 --> 00:09:09,401 No, you told me you were supposed to be busy 174 00:09:09,485 --> 00:09:10,819 20 minutes ago. 175 00:09:10,870 --> 00:09:12,520 But you were obviously able to put them off then, 176 00:09:12,572 --> 00:09:14,155 there's no reason you can't put them off now. 177 00:09:14,207 --> 00:09:16,024 How about, "I wanted to then, 178 00:09:16,075 --> 00:09:19,377 and now I don't" ? 179 00:09:19,462 --> 00:09:21,162 Get your finger off my phone. 180 00:09:21,214 --> 00:09:23,465 We obviously have something we need to discuss. 181 00:09:23,532 --> 00:09:25,250 Now is not a good time. 182 00:09:25,334 --> 00:09:26,668 If you're mad because you don't feel 183 00:09:26,719 --> 00:09:28,503 you're getting the necessary amount of affection, 184 00:09:28,554 --> 00:09:30,338 all you have to do is ask. 185 00:09:30,389 --> 00:09:32,540 Seriously, not now. 186 00:09:32,592 --> 00:09:34,643 If memory serves, I enjoyed a healthy Sunday brunch. 187 00:09:34,710 --> 00:09:36,544 So your insinuation... 188 00:09:36,596 --> 00:09:37,646 Ow ! 189 00:09:37,713 --> 00:09:39,547 - What is your problem ? - You ! 190 00:09:39,599 --> 00:09:41,483 You are my problem. 191 00:09:41,550 --> 00:09:44,603 You are the most selfish, self-centered son of a bitch 192 00:09:44,687 --> 00:09:46,071 on the face of the planet. 193 00:09:46,155 --> 00:09:48,556 And I'm sick of it. 194 00:09:48,608 --> 00:09:52,226 I'm just... done. 195 00:09:52,278 --> 00:09:55,730 I can't deal with you anymore. 196 00:10:04,373 --> 00:10:07,909 So that's what a typical doctor does on a typical day. 197 00:10:07,977 --> 00:10:09,911 Any questions ? 198 00:10:15,551 --> 00:10:17,636 What's a vibrator ? 199 00:10:25,779 --> 00:10:27,596 Why was your girlfriend so mad ? 200 00:10:28,340 --> 00:10:29,507 It doesn't matter. 201 00:10:29,591 --> 00:10:31,926 Well, obviously it matters. 202 00:10:31,977 --> 00:10:33,528 I mean, if she's your girlfriend, 203 00:10:33,595 --> 00:10:35,763 you should care how she feels. 204 00:10:35,814 --> 00:10:38,099 I mean, it doesn't matter to the story. 205 00:10:38,150 --> 00:10:40,518 It's the most important part of the story. 206 00:10:40,602 --> 00:10:43,237 It's the only thing that does matter. 207 00:10:43,305 --> 00:10:45,973 You don't kiss her enough... is that the problem ? 208 00:10:46,025 --> 00:10:47,608 Absolutely not. 209 00:10:47,660 --> 00:10:49,744 Which, by your definition, means it is. 210 00:10:52,081 --> 00:10:53,865 We kiss plenty. 211 00:10:53,949 --> 00:10:55,950 Your turn. 212 00:10:56,001 --> 00:10:57,168 Then what's the problem ? 213 00:10:57,252 --> 00:10:58,419 Your turn. 214 00:10:58,487 --> 00:11:01,756 What's the problem ? 215 00:11:01,823 --> 00:11:03,174 Excuse me. 216 00:11:03,258 --> 00:11:05,727 When exactly will the commandant be back ? 217 00:11:05,794 --> 00:11:07,828 Shouldn't be much longer, sir. 218 00:11:13,519 --> 00:11:15,520 Well ? 219 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:20,007 Oh, so now you're not gonna talk. 220 00:11:20,059 --> 00:11:22,860 That's real mature. 221 00:11:24,630 --> 00:11:26,397 All right, fine. 222 00:11:26,465 --> 00:11:28,900 We got busted for kissing behind the school. 223 00:11:28,984 --> 00:11:30,851 Now you know why we're here. 224 00:11:30,903 --> 00:11:32,904 So tell us why you're here. 225 00:11:32,988 --> 00:11:34,539 The deal was about the black eye. 226 00:11:34,623 --> 00:11:36,791 And we didn't kiss. 227 00:11:36,858 --> 00:11:40,128 So you were just making him beg, huh ? 228 00:11:40,195 --> 00:11:41,629 I didn't have you pegged as a tease. 229 00:11:41,696 --> 00:11:42,964 I'm not a tease. 230 00:11:43,031 --> 00:11:45,033 The available evidence suggests otherwise. 231 00:11:45,100 --> 00:11:46,367 I'm not a tease. 232 00:11:46,418 --> 00:11:47,585 Prove it... 233 00:11:50,806 --> 00:11:54,142 By... by telling me your story. 234 00:12:00,349 --> 00:12:01,566 You're a pathetic loser, jerk ! 235 00:12:01,650 --> 00:12:03,735 And I wouldn't kiss you if I had brain cancer 236 00:12:03,819 --> 00:12:06,354 and your lips were the cure ! 237 00:12:10,609 --> 00:12:12,226 She actually said that ? 238 00:12:12,277 --> 00:12:14,829 - Well, yeah, that was, like, two days ago. - It doesn't matter. 239 00:12:14,896 --> 00:12:17,665 I clearly didn't lead him along or anything like that, 240 00:12:17,732 --> 00:12:20,234 which proves I'm not a tease. 241 00:12:20,285 --> 00:12:22,320 So why is your girlfriend mad at you ? 242 00:12:22,388 --> 00:12:25,072 I'm getting a kind of bossy vibe. 243 00:12:25,124 --> 00:12:26,457 I take it you're into that. 244 00:12:26,542 --> 00:12:28,426 Don't answer ! 245 00:12:28,510 --> 00:12:30,061 Your turn. 246 00:12:34,058 --> 00:12:36,226 What seems to be the problem, sir ? 247 00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:37,778 I'm having more difficulty breathing 248 00:12:37,862 --> 00:12:39,496 and some pain in my chest. 249 00:12:39,563 --> 00:12:41,114 You're new, aren't you ? 250 00:12:42,584 --> 00:12:44,284 Uh, yeah, I just moved from Chicago. 251 00:12:44,369 --> 00:12:46,003 Chicago's awesome. What part are you from ? 252 00:12:48,739 --> 00:12:50,090 We need to get a chest C.T. 253 00:12:50,158 --> 00:12:51,375 Excuse me, I'm the senior team member, 254 00:12:51,426 --> 00:12:52,793 which means we don't need anything 255 00:12:52,877 --> 00:12:54,795 unless I say we need it. 256 00:12:54,879 --> 00:12:57,965 - Do you want to have an affair ? - You want to have a threesome ? 257 00:12:58,049 --> 00:13:00,917 You can't talk to her like that. I'm telling Cuddy. 258 00:13:00,969 --> 00:13:03,220 We need a chest C.T. 259 00:13:03,271 --> 00:13:05,055 Get it yourself. 260 00:13:05,106 --> 00:13:07,441 Isn't that, like, sexual harassment ? 261 00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:08,976 Not if you're good-looking. 262 00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:12,262 Excuse me ? 263 00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:14,064 You said the one guy was short with a big nose. 264 00:13:14,115 --> 00:13:16,283 Guess that's not the only thing that's big. 265 00:13:16,367 --> 00:13:17,451 What does that mean ? 266 00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:19,820 It means he's lying... again. 267 00:13:19,904 --> 00:13:23,490 Because you can't handle the truth ! 268 00:13:24,584 --> 00:13:26,587 That's so easy. 269 00:13:26,652 --> 00:13:30,021 A Few Good Men. 270 00:13:30,072 --> 00:13:32,023 Okay, I give up. 271 00:13:32,074 --> 00:13:34,042 I think we should move on 272 00:13:34,126 --> 00:13:35,744 to our next guest. 273 00:13:35,828 --> 00:13:38,463 Mr. Dryden... 274 00:13:38,531 --> 00:13:42,801 Uh, works for one of the largest advertising agencies 275 00:13:42,868 --> 00:13:44,719 in New York City. Boring ! Boring ! 276 00:13:44,804 --> 00:13:46,704 Can we at least hear what happened to the patient ? 277 00:13:52,812 --> 00:13:55,430 If Dr. Hourani promises to... 278 00:13:55,514 --> 00:13:56,815 Patient's dead. 279 00:14:01,053 --> 00:14:02,404 Floor is yours, Don. 280 00:14:02,471 --> 00:14:04,439 Dave. 281 00:14:04,523 --> 00:14:05,807 He's not dead. 282 00:14:05,875 --> 00:14:07,409 You said earlier he was still in the hospital. 283 00:14:07,493 --> 00:14:09,494 - What's wrong with him ? - He's got a cough. 284 00:14:09,561 --> 00:14:10,996 You said he coughed up a lung. 285 00:14:11,063 --> 00:14:13,064 - What about the laptop ? - Who cares about the laptop ? 286 00:14:13,115 --> 00:14:15,667 Yeah, and he already said he was lying about that, you moron. 287 00:14:15,734 --> 00:14:17,002 Gabe... 288 00:14:17,069 --> 00:14:18,753 - We do not use that word here. - He did. 289 00:14:18,838 --> 00:14:20,288 Yeah, and I was talking about people like you. 290 00:14:20,373 --> 00:14:23,241 Ooh. 291 00:14:23,292 --> 00:14:25,160 Dr. Hourani, please, 292 00:14:25,228 --> 00:14:29,080 could you just finish, quickly, so we can move on ? 293 00:14:37,390 --> 00:14:38,807 I don't know what's wrong. 294 00:14:38,891 --> 00:14:41,693 He was stable for a while, and then all of a sudden, he just... 295 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:42,811 Bronchial infection must be 296 00:14:42,895 --> 00:14:44,762 from a drug-resistant strain. 297 00:14:44,814 --> 00:14:46,564 O-2 sats are plummeting. 298 00:14:46,616 --> 00:14:48,817 We need to get him on a bronchodilator 299 00:14:48,901 --> 00:14:50,785 before he goes into respiratory arrest. Suction, sit him up. 300 00:14:50,870 --> 00:14:53,288 Start blow by oxygen. 301 00:14:59,545 --> 00:15:03,999 What is that ? 302 00:15:04,083 --> 00:15:06,801 I think it's his... 303 00:15:06,886 --> 00:15:09,337 It's his lung. 304 00:15:15,845 --> 00:15:18,096 That actually happened ? 305 00:15:18,164 --> 00:15:20,065 Yes, it really happened. 306 00:15:20,132 --> 00:15:24,635 I take cases that other doctors fail to diagnose, 307 00:15:24,687 --> 00:15:26,855 which is why I only take one at a time. 308 00:15:26,939 --> 00:15:28,907 My current patient is a college student. 309 00:15:28,974 --> 00:15:30,592 He's actually in the hospital right now. 310 00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:34,612 And, yes, he really did cough up a large portion 311 00:15:34,664 --> 00:15:36,414 of dead lung tissue. 312 00:15:36,482 --> 00:15:39,117 How's that even possible ? 313 00:15:39,168 --> 00:15:42,454 That's what she said. 314 00:15:42,505 --> 00:15:45,173 No, she did literally say that. 315 00:15:45,241 --> 00:15:47,425 How's that even possible ? 316 00:15:47,493 --> 00:15:49,177 Primary squamous carcinoma could cause 317 00:15:49,261 --> 00:15:50,745 lung tissue to basically disintegrate. 318 00:15:50,813 --> 00:15:52,430 It's not cancer. F.O.B. was normal. 319 00:15:52,498 --> 00:15:53,782 It's not an infection either. 320 00:15:53,849 --> 00:15:55,684 Broad-spectrum antibiotics haven't had any effect. 321 00:15:55,768 --> 00:15:57,469 Who password-protects a computer 322 00:15:57,520 --> 00:16:00,388 they keep in a locked desk in a locked office ? 323 00:16:00,473 --> 00:16:01,856 Someone who works with someone who thinks it's okay 324 00:16:01,941 --> 00:16:03,641 to break into other people's homes ? 325 00:16:03,693 --> 00:16:06,061 An amebic liver abscess could rupture 326 00:16:06,128 --> 00:16:08,029 through the diaphragm into the thorax. 327 00:16:08,114 --> 00:16:10,732 Not when his liver-function tests are all normal. 328 00:16:10,816 --> 00:16:13,201 His dorm mates are computer science majors. 329 00:16:13,285 --> 00:16:15,453 If they're fabricating chips, they could be working 330 00:16:15,521 --> 00:16:17,455 with all kinds of different toxic solvents. 331 00:16:17,523 --> 00:16:20,492 We need to search the dorm. 332 00:16:20,543 --> 00:16:22,327 "We" ? 333 00:16:22,378 --> 00:16:24,629 Oui. Allons-y. 334 00:16:24,696 --> 00:16:26,247 While we're out, 335 00:16:26,332 --> 00:16:27,832 do a thorascopic lung biopsy 336 00:16:27,883 --> 00:16:29,250 and a c-ANCA, 337 00:16:29,335 --> 00:16:31,369 because it's sarcoidosis. 338 00:16:31,420 --> 00:16:34,422 But if you think it's sarcoidosis, why are you... 339 00:16:34,507 --> 00:16:37,175 So you really did force his roommate 340 00:16:37,243 --> 00:16:38,543 to hack into the laptop ? 341 00:16:38,594 --> 00:16:40,628 Why would I lie ? 342 00:16:40,696 --> 00:16:42,347 But whose laptop is it ? 343 00:16:42,398 --> 00:16:43,681 It's your girlfriend's, isn't it ? 344 00:16:43,733 --> 00:16:45,716 She's not my girlfriend. 345 00:16:45,768 --> 00:16:47,885 I'm just interested in her because she's a client, 346 00:16:47,937 --> 00:16:49,887 and she sleeps above her covers... 347 00:16:49,939 --> 00:16:52,207 four feet above her covers. 348 00:16:52,274 --> 00:16:53,742 What ? 349 00:16:53,826 --> 00:16:55,527 Ghostbusters. 350 00:16:55,594 --> 00:16:57,395 So that's why she's so mad... 351 00:16:57,446 --> 00:16:59,030 you looked through her computer ? 352 00:16:59,081 --> 00:17:01,883 No, that part happened after she got mad. 353 00:17:01,951 --> 00:17:03,418 First she got mad. 354 00:17:03,502 --> 00:17:06,538 Then I stole her computer to fix things. 355 00:17:06,589 --> 00:17:08,757 And then we got the case. 356 00:17:08,841 --> 00:17:11,409 Wait, so you tried to fix your relationship 357 00:17:11,460 --> 00:17:13,044 by stealing her computer ? 358 00:17:13,095 --> 00:17:16,464 Well, when you say it like that... 359 00:17:16,549 --> 00:17:18,516 Yes. 360 00:17:18,584 --> 00:17:21,386 Looks like you're the moron. 361 00:17:21,437 --> 00:17:25,056 Ooh ! 362 00:17:50,643 --> 00:17:53,227 I can also get three sets of golf clubs in there. 363 00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:10,144 No way. 364 00:18:10,212 --> 00:18:12,196 You didn't get her laptop 365 00:18:12,247 --> 00:18:14,332 by blowing down the door of her office. 366 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,150 That's from Thunderbolt and Lightfoot. 367 00:18:17,653 --> 00:18:20,456 Just seeing if you're still paying attention. 368 00:18:20,506 --> 00:18:22,924 It was actually more subtle. 369 00:18:27,396 --> 00:18:30,481 The Thomas Crown Affair... 370 00:18:30,549 --> 00:18:32,517 the Steve McQueen version. 371 00:18:32,568 --> 00:18:35,236 Just tell us the truth already. Excuse me. 372 00:18:35,321 --> 00:18:37,522 But there are others here who would like a chance to speak. 373 00:18:37,573 --> 00:18:39,440 Go right ahead. 374 00:18:39,525 --> 00:18:41,392 No ! 375 00:18:43,829 --> 00:18:46,247 Audience is always right. 376 00:18:48,901 --> 00:18:51,402 Luke. 377 00:18:51,453 --> 00:18:53,738 It wasn't me. 378 00:18:55,541 --> 00:18:57,208 Ma'am, are you okay ? 379 00:18:57,259 --> 00:18:58,909 Can you hear me ? 380 00:18:58,961 --> 00:19:02,430 Ooh, what's that smell ? 381 00:19:02,514 --> 00:19:03,681 Ugh. 382 00:19:07,136 --> 00:19:09,587 Smells like a gas leak. 383 00:19:09,638 --> 00:19:11,189 Call Dr. Cuddy. 384 00:19:17,896 --> 00:19:20,648 You poisoned a room full of patients 385 00:19:20,733 --> 00:19:23,034 so you could steal your girlfriend's laptop ? 386 00:19:23,101 --> 00:19:25,286 I didn't poison anybody. 387 00:19:25,371 --> 00:19:29,490 I spilled some hydrogen sulfide and ammonia on the floor, 388 00:19:29,575 --> 00:19:32,126 thinking the stench would clear the place out. 389 00:19:32,211 --> 00:19:34,245 But instead of breathing through his nose, 390 00:19:34,296 --> 00:19:36,798 some idiot decided to hold his breath. 391 00:19:36,882 --> 00:19:39,050 He passes out, and before I know it, 392 00:19:39,117 --> 00:19:44,722 the place is a perfect storm of mass hysteria... 393 00:19:44,790 --> 00:19:46,641 Although it worked out just as well. 394 00:19:46,725 --> 00:19:48,092 They're morons. 395 00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:49,827 Agreed. 396 00:19:49,895 --> 00:19:52,146 No, not the patients, the kids. 397 00:19:52,231 --> 00:19:53,798 It doesn't matter how you stole it. 398 00:19:53,849 --> 00:19:55,600 What matters is why. 399 00:19:55,651 --> 00:19:59,153 You know, you're starting to remind me of someone. 400 00:19:59,238 --> 00:20:02,023 I didn't ask how you stole it. I asked why. 401 00:20:02,107 --> 00:20:04,642 Isn't it obvious ? 402 00:20:04,693 --> 00:20:06,143 You think you can tell why she's mad 403 00:20:06,195 --> 00:20:07,412 by reading budget spreadsheets 404 00:20:07,479 --> 00:20:09,580 and per diem schedules ? 405 00:20:09,648 --> 00:20:11,115 I know why she's mad. 406 00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:12,950 What I need to know is how to make her un-mad. 407 00:20:13,001 --> 00:20:14,786 And step one is gaining access 408 00:20:14,837 --> 00:20:16,287 to the journal on her laptop, 409 00:20:16,338 --> 00:20:18,989 where she records her innermost thoughts... 410 00:20:19,041 --> 00:20:21,375 Instead of just watching porn with me. 411 00:20:22,994 --> 00:20:24,429 Oh, grow up. 412 00:20:24,496 --> 00:20:27,932 If porn was bad, why would there be so many nuns in it ? 413 00:20:27,999 --> 00:20:30,134 Why is she mad ? 414 00:20:30,185 --> 00:20:31,302 I was myself, 415 00:20:31,353 --> 00:20:32,854 which, by the way, 416 00:20:32,938 --> 00:20:35,506 she's supposed to love unconditionally. 417 00:20:35,557 --> 00:20:37,508 I didn't do anything. 418 00:20:37,559 --> 00:20:39,527 We had a great weekend. 419 00:20:39,611 --> 00:20:43,231 Went to a Blues club, we watched Cinderfella on DVD. 420 00:20:43,315 --> 00:20:44,315 And ? 421 00:20:44,383 --> 00:20:46,350 It doesn't matter. 422 00:20:46,401 --> 00:20:48,736 She's being unreasonable, and I have to fix it. 423 00:20:48,821 --> 00:20:50,204 I need to know what's really important to her. 424 00:20:50,289 --> 00:20:52,657 - I need something big. - Because ? 425 00:20:52,708 --> 00:20:55,409 We're past that. 426 00:20:57,663 --> 00:21:01,215 Have you tried childhood pet names ? 427 00:21:01,300 --> 00:21:02,633 I don't know her pets. 428 00:21:02,701 --> 00:21:04,051 She's never mentioned a pet ? 429 00:21:04,119 --> 00:21:08,005 Well, yeah, but I wasn't listening. 430 00:21:08,056 --> 00:21:11,259 She's not mad because I don't remember a dead dog's name. 431 00:21:11,326 --> 00:21:14,595 Her first dog was Ronaldo. 432 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:17,398 Is that R-o or R-e-y ? 433 00:21:17,483 --> 00:21:20,101 I didn't ask. Try both. 434 00:21:20,185 --> 00:21:21,719 Just got a case from the E.R. 435 00:21:21,770 --> 00:21:23,070 Rutgers student came in 436 00:21:23,155 --> 00:21:24,772 with what looked like acute bronchitis. 437 00:21:24,857 --> 00:21:26,741 But there's nothing in his blood or sputum cultures. 438 00:21:26,825 --> 00:21:28,326 Don't you think it's time you people 439 00:21:28,393 --> 00:21:30,278 stop looking to the white man to solve all your problems ? 440 00:21:30,362 --> 00:21:31,729 His O-2 sats are in the toilet. 441 00:21:31,780 --> 00:21:33,230 If we don't figure out what's attacking his... 442 00:21:33,282 --> 00:21:34,582 So figure it out ! 443 00:21:34,666 --> 00:21:36,484 I'm busy. 444 00:21:40,739 --> 00:21:41,923 That can't be true. 445 00:21:41,990 --> 00:21:43,858 Why not ? 446 00:21:43,926 --> 00:21:48,613 'Cause if he was dying... I mean, you're a doctor. 447 00:21:50,983 --> 00:21:54,268 Patients die every day. 448 00:21:54,336 --> 00:21:57,104 Not all of them are interesting. 449 00:22:08,275 --> 00:22:11,277 You still haven't answered either question. 450 00:22:12,018 --> 00:22:15,687 She was mad because she's genetically programmed 451 00:22:15,738 --> 00:22:17,989 to make a big deal out of every little thing. 452 00:22:18,057 --> 00:22:21,109 So she's mad 'cause she's a girl. 453 00:22:21,781 --> 00:22:24,049 And now she's mad because she's programmed 454 00:22:24,060 --> 00:22:25,878 to make a big deal out of every little thing. 455 00:22:25,969 --> 00:22:30,037 Actually, she's not like that. Why are you sticking up for her ?- 456 00:22:30,114 --> 00:22:32,398 She says you're a pathetic jerk and she hates you. 457 00:22:32,483 --> 00:22:34,150 That was a long time ago. 458 00:22:34,218 --> 00:22:35,518 It was two days ago. 459 00:22:35,569 --> 00:22:37,403 And it wasn't even true then. 460 00:22:37,488 --> 00:22:40,123 - How do you know ? - Because I know how you think. 461 00:22:40,190 --> 00:22:42,041 Really ? 462 00:22:42,126 --> 00:22:43,493 Really. 463 00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:46,345 Really ? 464 00:23:01,645 --> 00:23:02,645 Hey. 465 00:23:02,712 --> 00:23:05,314 Uh, and no peck on the cheek. 466 00:23:05,382 --> 00:23:08,935 It has to be on the lips. 467 00:23:09,019 --> 00:23:11,771 Winning a bet to force her to kiss you 468 00:23:11,855 --> 00:23:13,339 actually cuts against your theory 469 00:23:13,407 --> 00:23:14,657 that you know how she thinks. 470 00:23:14,724 --> 00:23:16,192 I wasn't forcing her to do anything 471 00:23:16,243 --> 00:23:18,244 that she didn't want to do. 472 00:23:18,312 --> 00:23:20,947 You're hoping for a career in the NBA or the NFL ? 473 00:23:21,031 --> 00:23:22,698 The bet let her do what she wanted to do 474 00:23:22,749 --> 00:23:24,617 while still being able to act like she didn't, 475 00:23:24,685 --> 00:23:26,002 so her friends wouldn't get all, like, 476 00:23:26,069 --> 00:23:27,920 calling her a slut or something. 477 00:23:27,988 --> 00:23:30,573 Not that it's slutty or anything. 478 00:23:30,641 --> 00:23:33,092 It's just a kiss. 479 00:23:33,177 --> 00:23:36,846 Not even close to true. 480 00:23:38,715 --> 00:23:42,418 I just couldn't believe I'd lose. 481 00:23:42,469 --> 00:23:43,603 Ah, now we're getting somewhere. 482 00:23:45,639 --> 00:23:47,256 No, we're not. 483 00:23:47,307 --> 00:23:49,258 Oh, I thought we were. 484 00:23:49,309 --> 00:23:50,526 No, you thought we weren't, 485 00:23:50,594 --> 00:23:52,028 and that's exactly what you want, 486 00:23:52,095 --> 00:23:55,531 because you don't want to tell us why was she mad at you ! 487 00:23:58,485 --> 00:23:59,785 You tell us you don't want to do your job 488 00:23:59,870 --> 00:24:01,337 because you're too busy trying to break 489 00:24:01,405 --> 00:24:03,272 into your girlfriend's laptop to figure out a way 490 00:24:03,323 --> 00:24:04,457 to make her not mad at you. 491 00:24:04,541 --> 00:24:05,774 But you don't tell us 492 00:24:05,826 --> 00:24:08,244 why she was mad at you. 493 00:24:12,049 --> 00:24:12,965 It's stupid. 494 00:24:13,033 --> 00:24:15,801 Talk. 495 00:24:23,343 --> 00:24:25,978 I'm out of here. 496 00:24:27,481 --> 00:24:28,848 Unless... 497 00:24:31,134 --> 00:24:33,402 Rachel's gonna be up soon. 498 00:24:33,470 --> 00:24:35,821 Well, you never know. 499 00:24:35,906 --> 00:24:39,025 Yes, I do. 500 00:24:40,801 --> 00:24:43,137 Can you take the garbage out before you go ? 501 00:24:43,197 --> 00:24:46,165 Uh, I-I-I would, but... 502 00:24:46,250 --> 00:24:48,668 Oh, come on. 503 00:24:48,752 --> 00:24:50,336 It's not a lot. 504 00:24:50,420 --> 00:24:53,923 Pain's always worst first thing in the morning. 505 00:25:07,287 --> 00:25:10,006 Mommy ! 506 00:25:30,444 --> 00:25:32,962 You used her toothbrush ? 507 00:25:33,029 --> 00:25:34,547 That's so gross. 508 00:25:34,631 --> 00:25:37,166 What's the big deal ? 509 00:25:37,217 --> 00:25:38,551 It's not like she had a problem 510 00:25:38,635 --> 00:25:40,169 swapping spit the night before. 511 00:25:40,220 --> 00:25:42,221 Well, maybe it's not the swapping spit 512 00:25:42,289 --> 00:25:45,174 that bothers her, but the fact that you don't listen to her. 513 00:25:45,225 --> 00:25:46,676 Had she warned you not to do it ? 514 00:25:46,727 --> 00:25:48,010 Oh, I listen to her. 515 00:25:48,078 --> 00:25:49,595 But you just said before that you didn't. 516 00:25:49,663 --> 00:25:50,980 No, I said I didn't remember what she said. 517 00:25:51,047 --> 00:25:52,715 No, you said you don't listen... 518 00:25:52,766 --> 00:25:55,735 I listen to her. 519 00:25:55,819 --> 00:25:56,852 Okay ? 520 00:25:56,903 --> 00:25:58,070 Believe me, I listen. 521 00:26:01,241 --> 00:26:02,275 It's my toothbrush, 522 00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:04,827 and it's not just once. 523 00:26:04,894 --> 00:26:07,079 And it's not like I'd even care, 524 00:26:07,164 --> 00:26:11,667 but you totally destroy it. 525 00:26:11,735 --> 00:26:13,419 You're supposed to brush with it, 526 00:26:13,503 --> 00:26:15,371 not gnaw on it like a rawhide bone. 527 00:26:15,422 --> 00:26:18,874 I think Miss Four Cavities' time 528 00:26:18,925 --> 00:26:21,294 would be better spent copying Mr. No Cavities 529 00:26:21,378 --> 00:26:23,796 instead of complaining about him. 530 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:25,965 And given what I'd just been doing, 531 00:26:26,033 --> 00:26:27,667 I thought you wouldn't want me going out to dinner 532 00:26:27,734 --> 00:26:30,336 without a good brush and a floss. 533 00:26:30,404 --> 00:26:33,489 Would you please just use the toothbrush I bought you ? 534 00:26:33,557 --> 00:26:37,126 Would you please just shut up and watch the movie ? 535 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:44,283 I said, "please". 536 00:26:44,368 --> 00:26:46,369 Why would you have to brush your teeth 537 00:26:46,436 --> 00:26:48,437 before you go to dinner ? 538 00:26:48,505 --> 00:26:50,039 You don't want to know... 539 00:26:50,106 --> 00:26:51,240 Yet. 540 00:26:51,308 --> 00:26:52,825 You're gross and dumb. 541 00:26:52,909 --> 00:26:54,744 You listen to what she says 542 00:26:54,811 --> 00:26:57,046 just so you can tell her how wrong she is. 543 00:26:57,113 --> 00:26:58,964 You are clueless and naive. 544 00:26:59,049 --> 00:27:01,384 I have to tell her that she's wrong, 545 00:27:01,451 --> 00:27:03,252 'cause no one else will. 546 00:27:03,303 --> 00:27:05,388 She's the boss, 547 00:27:05,455 --> 00:27:07,306 which means she's surrounded by morons 548 00:27:07,391 --> 00:27:09,008 who are either afraid of her, 549 00:27:09,092 --> 00:27:10,426 or they want to kiss up to her, 550 00:27:10,477 --> 00:27:13,128 or they want to... 551 00:27:13,180 --> 00:27:15,514 Kiss her. 552 00:27:15,599 --> 00:27:17,650 But not you. I already kissed her. 553 00:27:17,734 --> 00:27:19,352 And I respect her enough not to treat her 554 00:27:19,436 --> 00:27:22,638 like some tender blossom who needs to be coddled. 555 00:27:22,706 --> 00:27:25,858 Makes sense to me. 556 00:27:27,861 --> 00:27:30,196 That's what you think you did ? 557 00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:32,331 Yeah, totally. 558 00:27:36,987 --> 00:27:39,055 You mean... 559 00:27:39,122 --> 00:27:40,556 Wha... 560 00:27:40,624 --> 00:27:41,640 you ? 561 00:27:41,708 --> 00:27:44,093 No, I didn't punch her. 562 00:28:06,182 --> 00:28:08,517 You're a moron. 563 00:28:08,568 --> 00:28:09,652 I didn't mean to. 564 00:28:09,719 --> 00:28:12,154 The stick had wicked heel curve. 565 00:28:12,205 --> 00:28:13,572 Did I mention you're a moron ? 566 00:28:13,657 --> 00:28:14,907 Okay, you just said it's wrong 567 00:28:14,991 --> 00:28:16,909 to treat your girlfriend like she's weaker than you. 568 00:28:16,993 --> 00:28:18,327 I'm not talking about trying to score. 569 00:28:18,378 --> 00:28:19,662 I'm talking about shooting high. 570 00:28:19,713 --> 00:28:21,864 Tennis shoes on a wooden floor ? 571 00:28:21,915 --> 00:28:24,417 She obviously can't butterfly and cover the low corners. 572 00:28:24,501 --> 00:28:26,102 Your turn. 573 00:28:26,169 --> 00:28:28,421 The laptop. 574 00:28:38,381 --> 00:28:40,766 I must be in the midst of a complex partial seizure, 575 00:28:40,851 --> 00:28:44,186 'cause I know you are not sitting at my desk. 576 00:28:44,237 --> 00:28:46,021 Sorry. Ran out of lotion in mine. 577 00:28:46,072 --> 00:28:47,273 Get the hell out of here. 578 00:28:47,357 --> 00:28:48,741 Can't. This is the only place left 579 00:28:48,825 --> 00:28:50,075 that Cuddy'll never look for me. 580 00:28:50,143 --> 00:28:51,660 And I still haven't found what I'm looking for. 581 00:28:51,728 --> 00:28:52,995 Well, I can tell you, what you're about to find 582 00:28:53,062 --> 00:28:54,580 is my foot in your ass. 583 00:28:54,664 --> 00:28:56,499 I don't think we've got enough lotion for that. 584 00:28:56,566 --> 00:28:59,084 How did you even get in here ? The door was locked. 585 00:28:59,169 --> 00:29:04,757 Well, either I can walk through walls, or... 586 00:29:04,825 --> 00:29:06,075 We have liftoff. 587 00:29:06,143 --> 00:29:07,543 Is that Cuddy's journal ? 588 00:29:07,594 --> 00:29:10,629 No, it's a freelance piece I'm writing for Teen Vogue. 589 00:29:10,714 --> 00:29:12,131 No, no, no. Let me see that. 590 00:29:12,215 --> 00:29:15,584 Sorry, got to go. 591 00:29:15,635 --> 00:29:17,436 Key. 592 00:29:22,642 --> 00:29:24,643 I got to give you one thing, Hourani. 593 00:29:24,728 --> 00:29:27,980 Your wife... she's beautiful. 594 00:29:28,064 --> 00:29:29,448 I mean, wow. 595 00:29:29,533 --> 00:29:32,468 Thank you. 596 00:29:41,378 --> 00:29:42,211 House ! 597 00:29:45,448 --> 00:29:48,467 Wait. 598 00:29:48,552 --> 00:29:50,819 I thought you were Dr. Hourani. 599 00:29:54,140 --> 00:29:55,474 Yeah, who are you ? 600 00:30:02,019 --> 00:30:03,269 So that's why you're here ? 601 00:30:03,353 --> 00:30:04,754 Well, that was stupid. 602 00:30:04,805 --> 00:30:06,606 I know. 603 00:30:06,690 --> 00:30:09,525 Mr. Stupid-Head at your service. 604 00:30:09,593 --> 00:30:11,627 Where are you now ? In the principal's office. 605 00:30:11,695 --> 00:30:13,863 House, we don't have time for games. 606 00:30:13,930 --> 00:30:15,965 Pet scan was negative for sarcoidosis. Great. 607 00:30:16,033 --> 00:30:17,450 Means the treatment's already working. 608 00:30:17,534 --> 00:30:19,235 It would if we'd actually started the treatment, 609 00:30:19,286 --> 00:30:21,654 but we didn't. Why the hell not ? 610 00:30:21,739 --> 00:30:23,339 Because it's not sarcoidosis. 611 00:30:23,407 --> 00:30:24,741 If you were here, you would know that. 612 00:30:24,792 --> 00:30:25,958 He's dying. 613 00:30:26,043 --> 00:30:27,910 What's left of his lung is collapsing. 614 00:30:27,961 --> 00:30:29,962 F.N.A. of the mediastinal... i don't care about the F.N.A. 615 00:30:30,047 --> 00:30:32,215 What I care about is how he responds to the treatment. 616 00:30:32,282 --> 00:30:33,583 House. Just do it. 617 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:39,172 Sarcoidosis... 618 00:30:39,256 --> 00:30:41,758 Is a diagnosis of exclusion, 619 00:30:41,809 --> 00:30:43,726 which means that the cowards who spend their time 620 00:30:43,794 --> 00:30:46,012 excluding what it isn't usually cause their patients 621 00:30:46,096 --> 00:30:48,297 to die from what it is. 622 00:30:48,348 --> 00:30:49,715 I don't get it. 623 00:30:49,783 --> 00:30:52,401 - Why would you lie about your name ? - Who cares ? 624 00:30:52,469 --> 00:30:54,020 What did she write in her journal ? 625 00:30:54,104 --> 00:30:55,905 Thank you. 626 00:30:55,972 --> 00:30:57,607 That is exactly my point. 627 00:30:57,658 --> 00:31:00,193 Why does no one ever believe me ? 628 00:31:00,277 --> 00:31:02,628 What ? 629 00:31:02,696 --> 00:31:06,215 Just because he's dying doesn't make it interesting. 630 00:31:06,283 --> 00:31:08,000 You cheated on her, didn't you ? 631 00:31:08,085 --> 00:31:09,752 No, I didn't cheat on her. 632 00:31:09,820 --> 00:31:11,904 It's obviously more than just you used her toothbrush 633 00:31:11,972 --> 00:31:13,823 and wouldn't take the garbage out. 634 00:31:13,874 --> 00:31:17,176 No, actually, it was exactly that. 635 00:31:17,261 --> 00:31:18,928 I just need some time alone. 636 00:31:18,995 --> 00:31:21,514 Because I used your toothbrush ? 637 00:31:21,598 --> 00:31:24,150 And you wouldn't take out the garbage. 638 00:31:24,218 --> 00:31:26,502 That's insane. 639 00:31:26,570 --> 00:31:27,837 You know that, right ? 640 00:31:27,888 --> 00:31:30,840 You do whatever you want, always. 641 00:31:30,891 --> 00:31:32,892 I said I was sorry. I was... 642 00:31:32,976 --> 00:31:34,627 I was still half asleep. I wasn't paying attention. 643 00:31:34,695 --> 00:31:36,229 And you're always right. 644 00:31:36,313 --> 00:31:37,563 And I don't mean you always think you're right. 645 00:31:37,648 --> 00:31:40,449 But y-you are actually always right, 646 00:31:40,517 --> 00:31:42,618 because that's all that matters. 647 00:31:42,686 --> 00:31:45,354 That doesn't even make sense. 648 00:31:45,405 --> 00:31:47,206 What, you want me to be wrong ? 649 00:31:47,291 --> 00:31:49,625 I want you to care about more than just what you want, 650 00:31:49,693 --> 00:31:52,145 what you think. 651 00:31:52,212 --> 00:31:53,963 You need me, House. 652 00:31:54,031 --> 00:31:56,165 And you may even love me. 653 00:31:56,216 --> 00:31:59,552 But you don't care about me. 654 00:32:01,755 --> 00:32:03,923 And I deserve someone who does. 655 00:32:15,519 --> 00:32:16,986 That's what I said. 656 00:32:17,053 --> 00:32:18,688 You don't listen to her. 657 00:32:18,739 --> 00:32:21,023 You didn't say that. 658 00:32:21,074 --> 00:32:23,125 Yes, I did. 659 00:32:23,193 --> 00:32:25,361 Well, I wasn't listening, then. 660 00:32:27,063 --> 00:32:29,365 But you found a way to fix things, right ? 661 00:32:29,416 --> 00:32:31,167 That's why you were happy when you read her laptop. 662 00:32:31,234 --> 00:32:33,569 I did. 663 00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:36,238 At least I thought I did. 664 00:32:36,290 --> 00:32:38,374 She recently got the thin envelope 665 00:32:38,425 --> 00:32:40,910 from her first choice preschool. 666 00:32:40,961 --> 00:32:44,580 But it turns out it was her fake first choice, 667 00:32:44,631 --> 00:32:46,349 'cause she was convinced she couldn't get her kid 668 00:32:46,416 --> 00:32:47,850 into her actual first choice 669 00:32:47,918 --> 00:32:52,555 without a substantial donation or an inside connection. 670 00:32:52,606 --> 00:32:55,925 If it's Brye Park, I'm afraid she's right. 671 00:32:55,976 --> 00:32:57,944 Wait, that's our school. 672 00:32:58,028 --> 00:33:00,262 What other school would he be talking about ? 673 00:33:00,314 --> 00:33:03,098 Just finish the story. 674 00:33:03,150 --> 00:33:05,234 You know, I got to tell you... 675 00:33:05,285 --> 00:33:07,370 there is bossy, which can be sexy. 676 00:33:07,437 --> 00:33:08,654 And then there's bitchy... 677 00:33:08,722 --> 00:33:10,389 Finish the story. 678 00:33:13,210 --> 00:33:15,611 You obviously know this 679 00:33:15,662 --> 00:33:17,780 because you're on the school board, 680 00:33:17,831 --> 00:33:19,248 which puts you on the inside, 681 00:33:19,299 --> 00:33:22,635 and being the CEO here obviously connects you with Cuddy. 682 00:33:22,719 --> 00:33:26,222 Well, if we're so connected, why isn't she the one asking ? 683 00:33:26,289 --> 00:33:27,974 Because she thinks it's wrong 684 00:33:28,058 --> 00:33:30,559 to use connections to cut in line. 685 00:33:30,627 --> 00:33:31,677 I don't. 686 00:33:34,264 --> 00:33:36,649 I might be able to help. Fantastic. 687 00:33:36,733 --> 00:33:39,268 But I could use a favor as well. 688 00:33:39,319 --> 00:33:40,653 Where are you ? 689 00:33:40,737 --> 00:33:42,104 I needed to take care of something. 690 00:33:42,155 --> 00:33:43,472 It's not a foreign body. 691 00:33:43,540 --> 00:33:44,523 You must have missed it. 692 00:33:44,608 --> 00:33:45,925 If we do any more imaging, 693 00:33:45,993 --> 00:33:47,977 we're gonna have to add radiation poisoning to the DDX. 694 00:33:48,028 --> 00:33:49,695 I meant the sarcoidosis. 695 00:33:49,780 --> 00:33:51,163 The biopsy and c-ANCA 696 00:33:51,248 --> 00:33:52,281 were both negative. 697 00:33:52,332 --> 00:33:53,983 We're gonna have to do a pneumon. 698 00:33:54,034 --> 00:33:56,335 No sign of drug or alcohol abuse. 699 00:33:56,420 --> 00:33:59,422 He's not a smoker, a coal miner, or a potter... it's sarcoidosis. 700 00:33:59,489 --> 00:34:01,173 Start him on corticosteroids and methotrexate. 701 00:34:01,241 --> 00:34:03,526 If it's a drug-resistant bug, and we give him steroids... 702 00:34:03,593 --> 00:34:04,827 He'll die, 703 00:34:04,878 --> 00:34:06,796 which from the sound of it wouldn't be much worse. 704 00:34:09,349 --> 00:34:11,500 You moron. 705 00:34:26,867 --> 00:34:28,567 But you have to show him your I.D. 706 00:34:28,652 --> 00:34:30,202 And your insurance stuff. 707 00:34:30,287 --> 00:34:32,204 You can't just give him a fake name. 708 00:34:32,289 --> 00:34:33,873 You don't have to do anything. 709 00:34:33,940 --> 00:34:36,692 Last time I checked, this was still America. 710 00:34:36,743 --> 00:34:39,128 Of course, that was ten years ago. 711 00:34:39,195 --> 00:34:43,249 But you're gonna pay him, right ? I mean, it was your fault. 712 00:34:43,333 --> 00:34:45,134 A yellow light does not mean stop. 713 00:34:45,201 --> 00:34:47,887 It was, at the most, 20% my fault. 714 00:34:47,971 --> 00:34:50,806 Since insurance companies automatically put 715 00:34:50,874 --> 00:34:53,476 100% of the fault on the rear-ender, 716 00:34:53,543 --> 00:34:56,679 my little lie was actually an effort 717 00:34:56,730 --> 00:35:01,317 to achieve an outcome closer to the truth. 718 00:35:01,384 --> 00:35:03,319 And it would have worked, too, 719 00:35:03,386 --> 00:35:06,489 if it weren't for those meddling kids. 720 00:35:06,556 --> 00:35:08,791 I am Dr. Hourani. 721 00:35:08,859 --> 00:35:11,327 Then why did you say the other doctor was Hourani ? 722 00:35:11,394 --> 00:35:13,779 It's, uh... it's a common name. 723 00:35:13,847 --> 00:35:16,565 It's like Smith... 724 00:35:16,633 --> 00:35:18,400 In Lebanon. 725 00:35:18,452 --> 00:35:21,003 - Let me see your I.D. - I told you, I left it in my other pants. 726 00:35:21,071 --> 00:35:22,916 Really ? 'Cause it looks like it's still in this pair. 727 00:35:22,917 --> 00:35:23,564 Get your hands off me. 728 00:35:23,590 --> 00:35:24,874 Give me your I.D. 729 00:35:24,925 --> 00:35:26,792 - Hey, would you stop that ? - Give me your I.D. 730 00:35:26,877 --> 00:35:28,711 Gentlemen, please. 731 00:35:28,762 --> 00:35:29,795 Kids, stay calm. 732 00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:31,180 Gimme your I.D. ! 733 00:35:31,247 --> 00:35:32,715 Stop this right now ! Stay in your seats, kids. 734 00:35:32,766 --> 00:35:35,434 Stay calm, you guys. Stay in your seats. 735 00:35:35,519 --> 00:35:37,219 Gentlemen, please. This is not the time or place. 736 00:35:41,224 --> 00:35:44,693 Is there a problem in here, Ms. Corwin ? 737 00:35:56,072 --> 00:35:57,623 Why don't you just take off ? 738 00:35:57,707 --> 00:36:00,342 It's not like the principal can call your parents. 739 00:36:00,410 --> 00:36:03,245 No, but the principal can call the police 740 00:36:03,296 --> 00:36:05,664 or the guy he's doing the favor for. 741 00:36:05,749 --> 00:36:08,167 His girlfriend's obviously gonna find out. 742 00:36:08,251 --> 00:36:09,718 He's screwed. 743 00:36:09,786 --> 00:36:11,420 - I'd bolt. - No, you wouldn't. 744 00:36:11,471 --> 00:36:13,606 Yeah, I would. 745 00:36:13,673 --> 00:36:15,674 No, you wouldn't. 746 00:36:18,145 --> 00:36:19,979 How do you know ? 747 00:36:30,991 --> 00:36:33,075 What's wrong ? 748 00:36:33,142 --> 00:36:34,643 I guess... 749 00:36:34,694 --> 00:36:37,196 I don't want to do it like this. 750 00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:39,815 Sorry for shooting the puck so hard 751 00:36:39,866 --> 00:36:42,501 and tricking you in the bet. 752 00:36:42,586 --> 00:36:45,204 - You didn't trick me. - Yeah, I did. 753 00:36:45,288 --> 00:36:48,040 I gave Madison a Red Dead Revolver cheat code 754 00:36:48,108 --> 00:36:50,376 so she'd hit your foot with the rope. 755 00:36:53,463 --> 00:36:55,664 I knew you couldn't beat me. 756 00:36:55,715 --> 00:36:57,332 You're right. It's just... 757 00:36:57,384 --> 00:36:59,685 I really like you. 758 00:36:59,769 --> 00:37:01,937 And I'm pretty sure you like me too. 759 00:37:02,005 --> 00:37:05,357 But I don't want to play any more games. 760 00:37:07,394 --> 00:37:10,345 When you want... I mean, if you ever want to, 761 00:37:10,397 --> 00:37:13,449 just tell me you're ready, 762 00:37:13,516 --> 00:37:16,368 and, you know... 763 00:37:16,453 --> 00:37:18,153 Sorry. 764 00:37:29,332 --> 00:37:31,133 Well done. 765 00:37:32,869 --> 00:37:34,803 He's not always a jerk. 766 00:37:36,923 --> 00:37:38,224 And neither are you. 767 00:37:38,291 --> 00:37:40,726 She obviously likes you. 768 00:37:40,810 --> 00:37:44,163 Just stop using her toothbrush and stop playing games. 769 00:37:44,231 --> 00:37:47,499 She'll still like you. 770 00:37:49,069 --> 00:37:51,103 She's bossy... 771 00:37:51,171 --> 00:37:53,939 But she's usually right. 772 00:38:07,504 --> 00:38:08,671 Thank you. 773 00:38:08,738 --> 00:38:10,873 Dr. House, can I ask you a question ? 774 00:38:10,924 --> 00:38:13,392 Are you insane or just stupid ? 775 00:38:16,296 --> 00:38:18,097 Is there a third option ? 776 00:38:18,181 --> 00:38:20,633 Actually, I don't think there is. 777 00:38:24,754 --> 00:38:28,190 I'm sorry. I- I just wasn't thinking. 778 00:38:28,257 --> 00:38:31,226 I mean, I was, but only about myself, 779 00:38:31,278 --> 00:38:33,896 which is apparently the way I am... 780 00:38:33,947 --> 00:38:38,033 Usually, not always. 781 00:38:38,101 --> 00:38:40,319 And I need to convince someone of that. 782 00:38:40,403 --> 00:38:41,603 Mm-hmm. 783 00:38:41,671 --> 00:38:43,539 And you think you can do that by getting someone 784 00:38:43,606 --> 00:38:48,243 to pull strings to get her daughter into our preschool. 785 00:38:48,295 --> 00:38:50,929 I spoke to Sanford Wells. 786 00:38:54,617 --> 00:38:56,302 You can call the police. 787 00:38:56,386 --> 00:38:59,121 You can turn me in for lying at the accident. 788 00:38:59,172 --> 00:39:01,590 Oh, I'm sure Mr. Dryden has already taken care of that. 789 00:39:01,641 --> 00:39:04,560 Let her daughter in. 790 00:39:04,627 --> 00:39:07,680 She's a great kid, and Dr. Cuddy is a great mom. 791 00:39:07,764 --> 00:39:09,715 They'll fit in perfectly here. 792 00:39:11,685 --> 00:39:13,435 And how exactly does admitting her daughter 793 00:39:13,486 --> 00:39:16,822 prove how unselfish you are ? 794 00:39:16,890 --> 00:39:19,108 Seems like you're still doing it to help yourself, 795 00:39:19,175 --> 00:39:22,310 not anyone else. 796 00:39:22,362 --> 00:39:24,813 I don't know. 797 00:39:24,881 --> 00:39:28,367 I just know that I need to do something. 798 00:39:28,451 --> 00:39:31,520 I need her in my life. 799 00:39:34,207 --> 00:39:37,826 You know what it's like to actually need someone ? 800 00:39:41,398 --> 00:39:44,500 Yes. 801 00:39:44,567 --> 00:39:47,169 I do. 802 00:39:48,250 --> 00:39:52,103 But I also know what it's like to have responsibilities. 803 00:39:52,171 --> 00:39:55,757 Maybe it's time you grew up. 804 00:40:04,433 --> 00:40:06,300 Dr. House... 805 00:40:06,368 --> 00:40:08,636 Is there anything you'd like to say ? 806 00:40:08,704 --> 00:40:11,606 Can I be excused ? 807 00:40:17,029 --> 00:40:20,165 It's just food. 808 00:40:20,181 --> 00:40:22,565 Something small enough to go down the wrong pipe, 809 00:40:22,633 --> 00:40:25,018 too big to get washed out by the bronchial lavage. 810 00:40:25,102 --> 00:40:27,904 Wouldn't show up on a C.T. 811 00:40:27,971 --> 00:40:29,606 But would cause the C.O.P.D. 812 00:40:29,657 --> 00:40:32,709 And wouldn't respond to steroids or antibiotics. 813 00:40:32,777 --> 00:40:34,444 Prep him for exploratory surgery 814 00:40:34,512 --> 00:40:35,695 and start the betting. 815 00:40:35,780 --> 00:40:36,946 Betting ? 816 00:40:36,998 --> 00:40:40,149 I got a hundred bucks says it's a pea. 817 00:40:48,793 --> 00:40:50,293 I'm busy. 818 00:40:50,344 --> 00:40:52,328 I know. 819 00:40:58,903 --> 00:41:01,504 I just want to say that I'm sorry. 820 00:41:03,858 --> 00:41:07,093 Shouldn't you be saying that to Sanford Wells ? 821 00:41:07,161 --> 00:41:09,813 A fifth-grade career day ? 822 00:41:09,864 --> 00:41:13,817 You really thought you could pull that off ? 823 00:41:13,868 --> 00:41:16,352 I figured, how hard could it be ? 824 00:41:19,790 --> 00:41:21,341 And I wanted to prove to you 825 00:41:21,409 --> 00:41:24,627 that I do care about your needs 826 00:41:24,695 --> 00:41:27,514 and Rachel's. 827 00:41:27,598 --> 00:41:30,617 I do. 828 00:41:33,020 --> 00:41:35,188 Is that why you also stole my computer ? 829 00:41:35,256 --> 00:41:37,157 Yes, it is. 830 00:41:37,224 --> 00:41:39,225 And then threw it in the trash ? 831 00:41:39,310 --> 00:41:41,694 I did not throw it, I placed it, 832 00:41:41,779 --> 00:41:43,363 knowing that the janitor would find it 833 00:41:43,447 --> 00:41:46,533 and know it was yours and return it to you unharmed. 834 00:41:46,617 --> 00:41:48,184 I'm a moron. 835 00:41:48,235 --> 00:41:50,537 But that doesn't mean I- I don't care about you, 836 00:41:50,621 --> 00:41:52,021 that I don't think about you, 837 00:41:52,089 --> 00:41:55,058 that I don't want you to be happy. 838 00:41:55,126 --> 00:41:58,027 I was wrong. You were right. 839 00:41:58,079 --> 00:41:59,529 I can do better. 840 00:41:59,580 --> 00:42:02,532 Just... give me a chance. 841 00:42:06,337 --> 00:42:08,505 So what were you... 842 00:42:08,556 --> 00:42:10,824 an Astronaut or a Bullfighter ? 843 00:42:13,928 --> 00:42:15,512 I was myself... 844 00:42:15,563 --> 00:42:17,797 For the most part. 845 00:42:25,156 --> 00:42:26,656 I know you're still upset, 846 00:42:26,723 --> 00:42:30,527 so I'm gonna... 847 00:42:30,578 --> 00:42:35,064 I'll leave you to... to deal with it however you want. 848 00:42:35,116 --> 00:42:36,833 House. 849 00:42:42,873 --> 00:42:45,125 You want to come over for dinner tonight ? 850 00:42:45,192 --> 00:42:47,277 I'd love to.