1
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Damn it. I waited too long.

2
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<i>Please, come on, do something !</i>

3
00:00:05,155 --> 00:00:06,494
<i>Come on, do something ! Do something !</i>

4
00:00:06,529 --> 00:00:07,598
Couldn't have saved her.

5
00:00:12,251 --> 00:00:15,764
It's your choice if you
wanna go back on drugs.

6
00:00:18,777 --> 00:00:20,113
You think I can fix myself ?

7
00:00:20,148 --> 00:00:23,863
I just need to know
if you and I can work.

8
00:00:45,450 --> 00:00:47,725
Let me see.

9
00:00:58,168 --> 00:00:59,873
It's okay.

10
00:01:02,452 --> 00:01:04,995
It's gonna get infected.

11
00:02:10,089 --> 00:02:13,669
Hey, you're not gonna...

12
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You are.

13
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Don't... don't...

14
00:02:28,313 --> 00:02:29,499
<i>It's okay.</i>

15
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I love you.

16
00:04:02,172 --> 00:04:04,580
So now what ?

17
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Everything's good.

18
00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:48,054
We don't have to talk through it all.

19
00:04:48,089 --> 00:04:51,300
No, I meant it literally.

20
00:04:51,335 --> 00:04:53,341
Now what ?

21
00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:56,253
We could make breakfast.
We could go bowling.

22
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We could stay here.

23
00:05:03,082 --> 00:05:06,361
I have to go home and get dressed

24
00:05:06,396 --> 00:05:08,670
and go to work.

25
00:05:11,783 --> 00:05:13,824
So that's it ?

26
00:05:17,273 --> 00:05:19,446
I'm hoping this is the beginning of it.

27
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Yeah.

28
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Your assistant's new.

29
00:05:35,277 --> 00:05:37,552
It's a 50/50 chance he just...

30
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Can't find the light switch.

31
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Hello ?

32
00:05:43,327 --> 00:05:45,081
Dr. Cuddy ?

33
00:05:45,116 --> 00:05:46,554
No, this is Dr. Cuddy's nanny.

34
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She's, uh, feeling a little
under the weather now,

35
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so she won't be coming in today.

36
00:05:50,673 --> 00:05:52,095
Oh. I hope she's all right.

37
00:05:52,130 --> 00:05:53,517
Would you mind asking her if...

38
00:05:53,552 --> 00:05:54,753
No. Can't do that.

39
00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:56,460
I'm afraid she's locked in the bathroom.

40
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Terrible bug going around.
What's the problem ?

41
00:05:58,738 --> 00:05:59,975
Well, I'm sorry to disturb her,

42
00:06:00,010 --> 00:06:01,882
but it's Dr. Richardson.

43
00:06:01,917 --> 00:06:03,723
He must have the same stomach flu.

44
00:06:03,758 --> 00:06:05,228
He threw up in the O.R.,

45
00:06:05,263 --> 00:06:07,473
<i>and I'm not sure how she'd want me to...</i>

46
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hold on a second.

47
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I've talked to Dr. Cuddy,

48
00:06:10,685 --> 00:06:12,910
and she would like
you to do three things:

49
00:06:12,945 --> 00:06:15,136
One... send him home,
two... sterilize the O.R.,

50
00:06:15,171 --> 00:06:17,111
three... use your own brain.

51
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See ya.

52
00:06:22,700 --> 00:06:24,773
It's about puke.

53
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That's what's so important.

54
00:06:27,119 --> 00:06:29,124
Puke.

55
00:06:29,159 --> 00:06:33,493
Well, I guess I don't
have to rush back in.

56
00:06:33,528 --> 00:06:37,827
But whatever "now
what" we do decide on...

57
00:06:37,862 --> 00:06:40,638
It comes after you take a bath.

58
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Here's one.

59
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"25-year-old
man

60
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"with numbness and tingling in his legs

61
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and a speech disorder, three... "

62
00:06:50,278 --> 00:06:51,817
anybody see House ?

63
00:06:51,852 --> 00:06:53,321
It's 10:00 A.M.

64
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I'd be worried if he was here.

65
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"25-year-old"...

66
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he was in pretty bad shape yesterday

67
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after his patient died.

68
00:06:59,112 --> 00:07:00,384
<i>House has lost patients before.</i>

69
00:07:00,419 --> 00:07:01,788
We all have.

70
00:07:01,823 --> 00:07:03,563
He's a big boy. You didn't see him.

71
00:07:03,598 --> 00:07:05,220
<i>Best thing we can do for him now</i>

72
00:07:05,255 --> 00:07:06,808
is find him a new puzzle to solve.

73
00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:09,454
Thus bringing us back
to my 25-year-old...

74
00:07:09,489 --> 00:07:10,724
yet you're the only person here

75
00:07:10,759 --> 00:07:12,231
without a potential
case in front of you.

76
00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:14,089
I haven't found the right one yet.

77
00:07:14,124 --> 00:07:15,754
Oh. I-I thought maybe it was because

78
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you were asking for a leave of absence

79
00:07:17,385 --> 00:07:19,494
and wouldn't have time
to see a case through.

80
00:07:19,529 --> 00:07:20,998
I didn't say anything.

81
00:07:21,033 --> 00:07:23,476
He didn't... I saw an
envelope on House's desk

82
00:07:23,511 --> 00:07:25,484
with your name on it, so naturally, I...

83
00:07:25,519 --> 00:07:26,889
Steamed it open.

84
00:07:26,924 --> 00:07:28,461
What's wrong with you ?

85
00:07:28,496 --> 00:07:30,371
You steam an envelope to keep it secret.

86
00:07:30,406 --> 00:07:33,281
Which is why I just ripped it.

87
00:07:33,316 --> 00:07:35,659
You gonna tell us where you're going ?

88
00:07:39,408 --> 00:07:43,256
Sure sounds like a no.

89
00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:47,505
There's glass everywhere.

90
00:07:47,540 --> 00:07:51,388
Couldn't you have just put the
mirror down nice and gentle ?

91
00:07:51,423 --> 00:07:53,196
I was in a mood.

92
00:08:00,827 --> 00:08:02,700
I'll be right back.

93
00:08:02,735 --> 00:08:04,539
Don't get that.

94
00:08:04,574 --> 00:08:06,314
It could be important.

95
00:08:06,349 --> 00:08:08,055
This is important.

96
00:08:09,863 --> 00:08:11,701
Right now, we are more important

97
00:08:11,736 --> 00:08:14,413
than what's going on at the hospital.

98
00:08:14,448 --> 00:08:17,644
<i>So... I say we turn off our phones</i>

99
00:08:17,679 --> 00:08:20,840
and... Give the morning to us.

100
00:08:24,388 --> 00:08:26,093
Okay.

101
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I'll go turn it off.

102
00:08:28,171 --> 00:08:29,708
Thank you.

103
00:08:39,081 --> 00:08:41,253
You're distracted.

104
00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:43,227
I'm not. Yeah, you are.

105
00:08:43,262 --> 00:08:45,337
You turned off your phone
but you're still wondering,

106
00:08:45,372 --> 00:08:47,043
"what could it have been ?

107
00:08:47,078 --> 00:08:48,484
"What emergency will bring down

108
00:08:48,519 --> 00:08:49,921
"the entire hospital

109
00:08:49,956 --> 00:08:51,697
if I decided to take the morning off ?"

110
00:08:51,732 --> 00:08:53,502
I'm sorry.

111
00:08:53,537 --> 00:08:57,453
The clinic is facing reduced
funding from the state.

112
00:08:57,488 --> 00:09:01,369
Nurse Jeffrey is filing
his 12th H.R. complaint.

113
00:09:01,404 --> 00:09:03,375
Richardson is threatening to quit

114
00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:05,753
because he's basically been
a prisoner at the hospital

115
00:09:05,788 --> 00:09:07,626
for almost a week.

116
00:09:07,661 --> 00:09:09,935
Richardson ? The Neurosurgeon.

117
00:09:09,970 --> 00:09:11,274
He's the only one I have right now,

118
00:09:11,309 --> 00:09:13,216
which means he has to
stay on the premises

119
00:09:13,251 --> 00:09:15,088
at all times, or else the hospital

120
00:09:15,123 --> 00:09:17,031
technically isn't a
level one Trauma Center.

121
00:09:17,066 --> 00:09:18,703
Which means ?

122
00:09:18,738 --> 00:09:20,778
I'd have to shut down the E.R.,

123
00:09:20,813 --> 00:09:22,887
transfer all of the
patients out of the ICU...

124
00:09:22,922 --> 00:09:25,062
Okay, stop. Turn around.

125
00:09:25,097 --> 00:09:26,938
Why ? 'Cause you need to relax.

126
00:09:30,486 --> 00:09:33,362
Where are we going ?

127
00:09:33,397 --> 00:09:36,710
I am going to make you a magical bath

128
00:09:36,745 --> 00:09:39,405
with a lot of bubbles

129
00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:42,030
and eastern spices

130
00:09:42,065 --> 00:09:44,240
and blue diamonds, green clovers...

131
00:09:44,275 --> 00:09:46,012
Transformative powers.

132
00:09:46,047 --> 00:09:51,703
But I must have solitude to
focus my creative energies.

133
00:10:06,899 --> 00:10:08,067
Hello ?

134
00:10:08,102 --> 00:10:09,573
Interesting factoid.

135
00:10:09,608 --> 00:10:11,147
Did you know that if we don't have

136
00:10:11,182 --> 00:10:12,754
a Neurosurgeon on the premises,

137
00:10:12,789 --> 00:10:14,292
all the puppies in the world

138
00:10:14,327 --> 00:10:16,470
will choke to death on all the babies ?

139
00:10:16,505 --> 00:10:17,672
Yeah.

140
00:10:17,707 --> 00:10:20,015
You got a note from Thirteen.

141
00:10:20,050 --> 00:10:23,263
So how come we don't have,
like, five Neurosurgeons ?

142
00:10:23,298 --> 00:10:26,776
<i>Well, we had three, but Kapur retired,</i>

143
00:10:26,811 --> 00:10:28,819
and then Nichols just took
off for his daughter's wedding.

144
00:10:28,854 --> 00:10:30,223
I've got good news.

145
00:10:30,258 --> 00:10:34,140
For the next 16 hours, you
are the new Neurosurgeon.

146
00:10:35,613 --> 00:10:37,420
I'm not a Neurosurgeon.

147
00:10:37,455 --> 00:10:38,757
Which would matter

148
00:10:38,792 --> 00:10:40,631
if you actually had to
do some neurosurgery.

149
00:10:40,666 --> 00:10:42,808
<i>House, it's a hospital...
The odds of having to do</i>

150
00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:44,380
neurosurgery are higher
than in most places.

151
00:10:44,415 --> 00:10:47,527
If an EMT calls in with
a brain or spinal trauma,

152
00:10:47,562 --> 00:10:49,668
just divert them at
the nearest hospital.

153
00:10:49,703 --> 00:10:51,240
<i>All you gotta do</i>

154
00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:53,281
is stand around and keep the E.R. open.

155
00:10:53,316 --> 00:10:55,392
It's an administrative
problem, not a medical one.

156
00:10:55,427 --> 00:10:57,332
House, where the hell are you ?

157
00:10:57,367 --> 00:10:59,743
Great. Glad you're on it.

158
00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:04,495
All systems go !

159
00:11:10,218 --> 00:11:12,492
Why are you going to Rome ?

160
00:11:12,527 --> 00:11:15,004
I found the flight
information in your locker.

161
00:11:15,039 --> 00:11:16,408
<i>I love how everyone</i>

162
00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:18,166
thinks it's so quaint
and childlike of me

163
00:11:18,201 --> 00:11:19,889
to expect a modicum
of privacy around here.

164
00:11:19,924 --> 00:11:21,982
Your flight's tomorrow.

165
00:11:22,017 --> 00:11:24,005
What's so urgent in Rome ?

166
00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:25,512
I hear they want to
tear down the Coliseum

167
00:11:25,547 --> 00:11:27,117
to build a karaoke bar.

168
00:11:27,152 --> 00:11:29,495
The Buona Speranza
Medical Center in Rome

169
00:11:29,530 --> 00:11:31,436
is doing a Huntington's trial.

170
00:11:31,471 --> 00:11:32,941
Seriously, I live to sing.

171
00:11:32,976 --> 00:11:35,151
I know that they've been doing
fetal neural transplantation.

172
00:11:35,186 --> 00:11:36,555
I also know that their subjects

173
00:11:36,590 --> 00:11:38,865
have increased risk of
intracranial hemorrhage.

174
00:11:38,900 --> 00:11:40,422
This isn't the time to join a trial.

175
00:11:40,457 --> 00:11:41,945
This research is in its infancy.

176
00:11:41,980 --> 00:11:43,903
So's your condition.

177
00:11:43,938 --> 00:11:45,792
You read my note.

178
00:11:45,827 --> 00:11:47,699
You go through my locker.

179
00:11:47,734 --> 00:11:49,576
And then you decide
you want to round it off

180
00:11:49,611 --> 00:11:51,449
by lecturing me on my life choices ?

181
00:11:51,484 --> 00:11:53,657
I'm worried about you.

182
00:11:53,692 --> 00:11:56,068
Oh. Well, that makes it all right then.

183
00:12:09,322 --> 00:12:12,166
So what, exactly,

184
00:12:12,201 --> 00:12:13,202
<i>is this ?</i>

185
00:12:13,237 --> 00:12:14,776
It can still be open and casual

186
00:12:14,811 --> 00:12:16,851
and fun if you want.

187
00:12:16,886 --> 00:12:18,355
Open ?

188
00:12:18,390 --> 00:12:21,787
You think I want to see other people ?

189
00:12:21,822 --> 00:12:25,150
Well, last night was emotional for you.

190
00:12:25,185 --> 00:12:28,197
We both lost that patient.
We watched people die.

191
00:12:28,232 --> 00:12:30,839
I came back here and
I went for the Vicodin,

192
00:12:30,874 --> 00:12:33,886
and you... Dumped your
fiancÃ© and you came here.

193
00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:36,079
Which I don't regret.

194
00:12:36,114 --> 00:12:38,202
I'm not saying you do.

195
00:12:38,237 --> 00:12:40,747
I'm just saying it
was an impulsive move.

196
00:12:41,852 --> 00:12:43,055
Don't do this.

197
00:12:43,090 --> 00:12:45,666
Why do you have to
analyze things to death ?

198
00:12:45,701 --> 00:12:48,578
Why can't you just... Let it be nice ?

199
00:12:51,658 --> 00:12:53,262
You're right.

200
00:12:53,297 --> 00:12:55,841
That was very anti-secret bath.

201
00:13:01,330 --> 00:13:02,441
House.

202
00:13:02,476 --> 00:13:03,553
Yeah.

203
00:13:04,677 --> 00:13:07,404
The secret bath is...

204
00:13:07,439 --> 00:13:10,096
Burning my lady parts.

205
00:13:10,131 --> 00:13:15,319
How do you think my anus feels ?

206
00:13:15,354 --> 00:13:18,197
Burning means it's working.

207
00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:19,902
Can we get out now ?

208
00:13:19,937 --> 00:13:21,778
I was so waiting for you to say that.

209
00:13:23,449 --> 00:13:27,395
Could I speak to Dr. Jankowski ?

210
00:13:27,430 --> 00:13:31,145
No. I don't need to
disturb him in Bermuda.

211
00:13:31,180 --> 00:13:32,984
Everything okay ?

212
00:13:33,019 --> 00:13:35,161
Dr. Cuddy's phone keeps
going directly to voicemail,

213
00:13:35,196 --> 00:13:36,833
and I need to get a Neurosurgeon

214
00:13:36,868 --> 00:13:38,609
to replace Dr. Richardson for the day

215
00:13:38,644 --> 00:13:40,684
or else she's screwed.

216
00:13:40,719 --> 00:13:42,792
I'm a Neurosurgeon.

217
00:13:42,827 --> 00:13:44,831
No. You're not.

218
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,741
I've cut into people's
heads more often...

219
00:13:46,776 --> 00:13:48,297
you did a residency in neurosurgery

220
00:13:48,332 --> 00:13:49,784
<i>at the University of Melbourne,</i>

221
00:13:49,819 --> 00:13:51,593
<i>but you were never board-certified.</i>

222
00:13:51,628 --> 00:13:53,332
You've worked here two days. How...

223
00:13:53,367 --> 00:13:55,442
Dr. Cuddy's first assignment
was for me to get to know

224
00:13:55,477 --> 00:13:57,616
everything about Dr. House's team...

225
00:13:57,651 --> 00:14:00,563
And not to believe anything
any of them told me.

226
00:14:00,598 --> 00:14:03,542
I'm... Not a Neurosurgeon ?

227
00:14:06,086 --> 00:14:07,826
And... Voila !

228
00:14:07,861 --> 00:14:09,531
The first course,

229
00:14:09,566 --> 00:14:12,844
I flaked some tender young ears of corn

230
00:14:12,879 --> 00:14:16,560
on the side of assorted
exotic breakfast meats

231
00:14:16,595 --> 00:14:18,836
in a Chile sauce reduction.

232
00:14:18,871 --> 00:14:21,043
And the... Second course ?

233
00:14:21,078 --> 00:14:24,123
A single grape. To cleanse the palate.

234
00:14:24,158 --> 00:14:28,073
Which is kind of a waste,
'cause there is no third course.

235
00:14:28,108 --> 00:14:31,251
I'm glad we stayed in.

236
00:14:31,286 --> 00:14:33,595
This is actually... Pretty good.

237
00:14:33,630 --> 00:14:35,904
I can always tell when you lie.

238
00:14:38,315 --> 00:14:39,887
<i>I mean always.</i>

239
00:14:41,528 --> 00:14:43,635
I slept with my freshman roommate.

240
00:14:43,670 --> 00:14:45,040
A lie. A truth.

241
00:14:45,075 --> 00:14:47,049
You have a tell. What is it ?

242
00:14:47,084 --> 00:14:49,023
First admit that you were lying.

243
00:14:49,058 --> 00:14:51,565
Fine. I was lying.

244
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:54,010
My sexual history is
boring and predictable.

245
00:14:54,045 --> 00:14:56,084
What is my tell ? Are you kidding ?

246
00:14:56,119 --> 00:14:57,826
If I tell you your tell,
you'll get rid of it,

247
00:14:57,861 --> 00:14:59,096
then I won't be able to tell.

248
00:14:59,131 --> 00:15:00,938
Well, then you have to tell me something

249
00:15:00,973 --> 00:15:02,342
I don't already know about you.

250
00:15:02,377 --> 00:15:04,586
Even though, technically,
you didn't tell me something

251
00:15:04,621 --> 00:15:06,090
that I didn't already know about you.

252
00:15:06,125 --> 00:15:08,870
Quit being so damn
logical and just tell me.

253
00:15:10,712 --> 00:15:13,254
I used to have an intimate relationship

254
00:15:13,289 --> 00:15:15,093
with a photograph of you.

255
00:15:15,128 --> 00:15:18,743
Well, actually, a sock and a photograph.

256
00:15:18,778 --> 00:15:20,013
I know.

257
00:15:20,048 --> 00:15:22,154
I was lying.

258
00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:24,432
The photo you took of me as
sleeping beauty on Halloween.

259
00:15:24,467 --> 00:15:26,340
Why else would you take that picture ?

260
00:15:28,817 --> 00:15:30,456
I have to pee.

261
00:15:32,900 --> 00:15:34,572
Ha ! You can tell.

262
00:15:34,607 --> 00:15:36,112
'Cause actually, I have to poo.

263
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:44,845
What ?

264
00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:48,294
Cuddy's assistant decided
to use his own brain.

265
00:15:48,329 --> 00:15:50,303
<i>Who put that idiot idea into his head ?</i>

266
00:15:50,338 --> 00:15:52,242
Perhaps you could
follow the same advice.

267
00:15:52,277 --> 00:15:55,523
He notified DPH that there's
no Neurosurgeon on the premises.

268
00:15:55,558 --> 00:15:58,285
Said he legally had to,
which he legally had to.

269
00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:01,012
Sounds like you got the
situation under control.

270
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:01,947
<i>No. I don't.</i>

271
00:16:01,982 --> 00:16:03,353
You know I don't.

272
00:16:03,388 --> 00:16:05,714
When DPH shows up, they're
gonna shut down our E.R.

273
00:16:05,749 --> 00:16:08,040
<i>This can't be fixed.
It is what it is, House.</i>

274
00:16:08,075 --> 00:16:09,478
Great. I've got every faith

275
00:16:09,513 --> 00:16:11,554
in your ability to solve the problem.

276
00:16:17,445 --> 00:16:19,469
I have called every Neurosurgeon

277
00:16:19,504 --> 00:16:21,185
within a 45-mile radius... nothing.

278
00:16:21,220 --> 00:16:22,866
I think House is just testing us.

279
00:16:22,901 --> 00:16:24,069
He's always testing us.

280
00:16:24,104 --> 00:16:25,242
Test or not, it's a problem.

281
00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:26,747
It's not our problem.

282
00:16:26,782 --> 00:16:28,188
Why the hell is it House's problem ?

283
00:16:28,223 --> 00:16:29,744
Where the hell is Cuddy ?

284
00:16:29,779 --> 00:16:31,231
<i>We either report this,</i>

285
00:16:31,266 --> 00:16:33,140
and half the hospital gets shut down,

286
00:16:33,175 --> 00:16:34,979
or we cover it up and run the risk

287
00:16:35,014 --> 00:16:36,554
that the entire hospital gets shut down.

288
00:16:36,589 --> 00:16:38,462
Or we get Richardson.

289
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:39,833
He's sick.

290
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:41,976
And we're doctors. We get people better.

291
00:16:42,011 --> 00:16:45,021
Fing fong fooey ?

292
00:16:47,466 --> 00:16:48,737
Ohh...

293
00:16:51,281 --> 00:16:53,037
Can I open them yet ?

294
00:16:53,072 --> 00:16:54,759
<i>Just a second.</i>

295
00:16:54,794 --> 00:16:57,471
<i>Okay. Hold out your hand.</i>

296
00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,294
Oh...

297
00:17:04,802 --> 00:17:06,775
I always wanted to open
a bottle of champagne

298
00:17:06,810 --> 00:17:08,514
with one of these things.

299
00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:11,193
<i>You might wanna stand
behind me for this.</i>

300
00:17:13,302 --> 00:17:14,539
Okay...

301
00:17:16,984 --> 00:17:17,736
Oh !

302
00:17:18,523 --> 00:17:20,362
Yeah !

303
00:17:20,397 --> 00:17:22,706
Mm, I think I might have...

304
00:17:22,741 --> 00:17:25,015
Got that slightly wrong.

305
00:17:26,689 --> 00:17:28,964
Well, good thing I got a case.

306
00:17:30,940 --> 00:17:33,349
<i>House, open up.</i>

307
00:17:33,384 --> 00:17:35,190
<i>We need to talk.</i>

308
00:17:35,225 --> 00:17:36,996
Just let him in.

309
00:17:37,031 --> 00:17:37,748
No.

310
00:17:38,436 --> 00:17:39,806
<i>House !</i>

311
00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:42,217
If we just ignore him, he'll go away.

312
00:17:43,891 --> 00:17:45,497
<i>House !</i>

313
00:17:48,905 --> 00:17:51,916
I think he finally left.

314
00:17:51,951 --> 00:17:54,893
But just in case he hasn't,

315
00:17:54,928 --> 00:17:57,906
what can we do that does
not involve talking ?

316
00:18:04,768 --> 00:18:06,892
You turned on my ringer !

317
00:18:06,927 --> 00:18:08,982
<i>I know you're in there.</i>

318
00:18:09,017 --> 00:18:10,925
<i>I can hear your cell phone ringing.</i>

319
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,164
Just let him in.

320
00:18:12,199 --> 00:18:12,916
No !

321
00:18:14,239 --> 00:18:15,609
He's like a stray...

322
00:18:15,644 --> 00:18:18,957
He'll eat everything,
shed all over the place,

323
00:18:18,992 --> 00:18:21,366
and crap on the floor.

324
00:18:22,606 --> 00:18:24,075
Hi. This is Gregory House.

325
00:18:24,110 --> 00:18:25,484
I can't take your call at the moment.

326
00:18:25,519 --> 00:18:26,821
Please leave a message.

327
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:29,901
If this is Wilson,
I'm fine, not suicidal,

328
00:18:29,936 --> 00:18:31,305
not on drugs,

329
00:18:31,340 --> 00:18:33,833
coping very well with the
loss of my last patient.

330
00:18:33,868 --> 00:18:36,326
So feel free to go about
your day without worry.

331
00:18:36,361 --> 00:18:37,831
Beep !

332
00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:39,438
<i>House...</i>

333
00:18:39,473 --> 00:18:42,117
<i>You can't just not show up to work.</i>

334
00:18:42,152 --> 00:18:44,276
<i>What's Cuddy gonna say ?</i>

335
00:18:44,311 --> 00:18:46,158
If this is still Wilson...

336
00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:48,006
She gave me the day off.

337
00:18:48,041 --> 00:18:49,343
And tomorrow.

338
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,152
Okay, maybe not tomorrow.

339
00:18:51,187 --> 00:18:52,926
But today. I'm fine.

340
00:18:52,961 --> 00:18:54,700
Now, go away.

341
00:18:57,546 --> 00:18:58,800
Beep !

342
00:19:01,094 --> 00:19:03,803
<i>If you're not in tomorrow, i'll be back.</i>

343
00:19:14,580 --> 00:19:16,486
Look, you're the only
Neurosurgeon we've got.

344
00:19:16,521 --> 00:19:19,299
You have to suck it up and
go back to the hospital.

345
00:19:19,334 --> 00:19:21,826
We're not asking you to
operate, just to be there.

346
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:24,319
Unless you can transport
this t-toilet with me,

347
00:19:24,354 --> 00:19:26,327
I'm not leaving the room.

348
00:19:26,362 --> 00:19:27,864
I'll get a bucket.

349
00:19:27,899 --> 00:19:29,236
You're missing the point.

350
00:19:29,271 --> 00:19:32,215
I ate bad Sushi. I'm sick. Go away.

351
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:34,058
We can give you
promethazine for the nausea.

352
00:19:34,093 --> 00:19:35,027
Already took it.

353
00:19:35,062 --> 00:19:38,072
<i>And trimethobenzamide.</i>

354
00:19:38,107 --> 00:19:39,579
Maybe this isn't food poisoning.

355
00:19:39,614 --> 00:19:40,984
Whatever it is,

356
00:19:41,019 --> 00:19:43,127
it must have damaged the
lining of his stomach.

357
00:19:43,162 --> 00:19:45,033
<i>Till that heals, nothing's gonna work.</i>

358
00:19:45,068 --> 00:19:47,177
<i>So we need to treat
both that and the nausea.</i>

359
00:19:47,212 --> 00:19:49,049
And whatever's wrong with him.

360
00:19:49,084 --> 00:19:52,096
We give him ondansetron
and prostaglandins.

361
00:19:52,131 --> 00:19:53,435
And whatever's wrong with him.

362
00:19:53,470 --> 00:19:54,705
Neither of those will treat

363
00:19:54,740 --> 00:19:56,196
any possible underlying condition.

364
00:19:56,231 --> 00:19:57,652
Who cares ? He's not our patient.

365
00:19:57,687 --> 00:19:59,242
The hospital is.

366
00:19:59,277 --> 00:20:00,798
I can... Hear you.

367
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:09,699
You're pretty miserable, aren't you ?

368
00:20:09,734 --> 00:20:13,482
Would you be willing to
take a... Fairly risky drug

369
00:20:13,517 --> 00:20:15,892
if it would make it all go away ?

370
00:20:20,210 --> 00:20:20,962
Ah !

371
00:20:29,916 --> 00:20:32,424
Why didn't you let him in ?

372
00:20:35,237 --> 00:20:36,776
You were thinking about Wilson

373
00:20:36,811 --> 00:20:39,119
while we were having sex ?

374
00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:42,031
That's so cool ! So was I.

375
00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:44,908
You were hiding me from him.

376
00:20:44,943 --> 00:20:45,911
Why ?

377
00:20:47,152 --> 00:20:49,190
I was not hiding you.

378
00:20:49,225 --> 00:20:52,470
I was protecting your privacy.

379
00:20:52,505 --> 00:20:55,216
Wasn't sure if you
were ready to go public

380
00:20:55,251 --> 00:20:58,328
with the whole... "Us" thing yet.

381
00:21:00,104 --> 00:21:02,027
Why would I be doing all this

382
00:21:02,062 --> 00:21:03,951
if I wanted it to be private ?

383
00:21:03,986 --> 00:21:04,673
Ohh...

384
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:16,468
Oh. I never even asked.

385
00:21:19,213 --> 00:21:21,421
Maybe you're not ready yet.

386
00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:29,420
Have you read the list of
side effects on those drugs ?

387
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:30,859
We could crash his BP.

388
00:21:30,894 --> 00:21:32,229
I haven't heard a thump,

389
00:21:32,264 --> 00:21:34,205
so I assume he's still quietly puking.

390
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:35,980
We could be making him worse.

391
00:21:36,015 --> 00:21:37,216
Bigger picture...

392
00:21:37,251 --> 00:21:38,957
we're making the hospital better.

393
00:21:38,992 --> 00:21:41,301
We can test for whatever
you want to test him for

394
00:21:41,336 --> 00:21:43,610
once he's stable enough to
get back to the hospital.

395
00:21:43,645 --> 00:21:46,554
Now, stop being a girl and move.

396
00:21:46,589 --> 00:21:49,198
So you gonna ask me about
this Huntington's trial,

397
00:21:49,233 --> 00:21:51,241
and by ask, I mean
give me your opinion ?

398
00:21:51,276 --> 00:21:51,993
No.

399
00:21:53,082 --> 00:21:55,390
There is one thing, though.

400
00:21:57,065 --> 00:21:59,105
Will you have sex with me ?

401
00:22:00,947 --> 00:22:02,149
What ?

402
00:22:02,184 --> 00:22:04,192
Well, this trial means
you're leaving right away.

403
00:22:04,227 --> 00:22:06,200
I was playing a long game.

404
00:22:06,235 --> 00:22:08,174
Deadlines have been moved up.

405
00:22:12,058 --> 00:22:13,762
Wow.

406
00:22:13,797 --> 00:22:15,369
That stuff is good.

407
00:22:15,404 --> 00:22:16,877
Think you can make it
back to the hospital ?

408
00:22:16,912 --> 00:22:17,979
Uh-huh.

409
00:22:18,014 --> 00:22:19,754
That lamp is shiny.

410
00:22:21,429 --> 00:22:24,005
I mean, the way it shines is...

411
00:22:25,076 --> 00:22:26,346
Shiny.

412
00:22:26,381 --> 00:22:27,821
I take it this is one
of the side effects

413
00:22:27,856 --> 00:22:29,291
of the drugs.

414
00:22:29,326 --> 00:22:31,033
Who cares ? Let's go.

415
00:22:39,367 --> 00:22:41,372
What are you doing ?

416
00:22:41,407 --> 00:22:43,315
You think I'm afraid to go public ?

417
00:22:43,350 --> 00:22:44,822
I'm gonna prove you wrong.

418
00:22:44,857 --> 00:22:46,292
With a tripod ?

419
00:22:46,327 --> 00:22:49,239
With a sex tape. We'll
send it to Wilson.

420
00:22:49,274 --> 00:22:50,409
It's a win-win.

421
00:22:50,444 --> 00:22:52,049
We get to do it again,

422
00:22:52,084 --> 00:22:54,828
and... He might
actually learn something.

423
00:22:57,105 --> 00:22:59,715
It sounds like someone's
trying to break in.

424
00:23:01,857 --> 00:23:03,663
It's probably nothing.

425
00:23:03,698 --> 00:23:05,605
Stay here.

426
00:23:16,516 --> 00:23:17,988
Hey.

427
00:23:18,023 --> 00:23:19,545
Stuck ?

428
00:23:19,580 --> 00:23:21,032
Bummer.

429
00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:23,575
Looks painful.

430
00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:27,392
Chamomile or English breakfast ?

431
00:23:27,427 --> 00:23:30,170
Would you stop being an ass

432
00:23:30,205 --> 00:23:32,879
and pull me out of here ?

433
00:23:32,914 --> 00:23:35,223
You didn't get my message earlier ?

434
00:23:35,258 --> 00:23:37,532
Yeah. But as someone once told me,

435
00:23:37,567 --> 00:23:39,574
everybody lies.

436
00:23:39,609 --> 00:23:40,777
I'm fine.

437
00:23:40,812 --> 00:23:43,356
Just staying home, chill-laxin'.

438
00:23:43,391 --> 00:23:44,727
<i>Your patient died,</i>

439
00:23:44,762 --> 00:23:46,669
you ignore my calls, and
you won't open the door.

440
00:23:46,704 --> 00:23:48,341
I don't think you're fine.

441
00:23:48,376 --> 00:23:51,154
I think you might be throwing
away a drug-free year.

442
00:23:51,189 --> 00:23:53,597
Or... I'm ignoring you
for a different reason.

443
00:23:53,632 --> 00:23:55,437
Sex with my girlfriend.

444
00:23:55,472 --> 00:23:56,440
Hmm.

445
00:23:58,819 --> 00:24:00,391
Will you please just...

446
00:24:00,426 --> 00:24:02,567
please let me in ?

447
00:24:17,527 --> 00:24:19,733
Thank you.

448
00:24:19,768 --> 00:24:22,077
And since when did you
start referring to hookers

449
00:24:22,112 --> 00:24:24,069
as girlfriends ?

450
00:24:24,104 --> 00:24:26,002
She's not a hooker.

451
00:24:26,037 --> 00:24:27,901
What are... wha...

452
00:24:27,936 --> 00:24:29,272
really ?

453
00:24:29,307 --> 00:24:32,152
Begins with "C", ends with uddy.

454
00:24:34,897 --> 00:24:36,502
How many Vicodin have you taken ?

455
00:24:36,537 --> 00:24:37,672
<i>I'm serious.</i>

456
00:24:37,707 --> 00:24:39,849
Cuddy and I are now Cuddy and I.

457
00:24:39,884 --> 00:24:41,790
There's an "I" in Cuddy.

458
00:24:41,825 --> 00:24:43,529
House... It's okay.

459
00:24:43,564 --> 00:24:46,576
Almost all addicts relapse a few times.

460
00:24:46,611 --> 00:24:48,584
She's in my bedroom.

461
00:24:50,291 --> 00:24:53,102
You're hallucinating, House.

462
00:24:53,137 --> 00:24:55,913
Honey buns ! We got company.

463
00:25:11,013 --> 00:25:13,088
Pupils are normal. Pulse is normal.

464
00:25:14,269 --> 00:25:15,772
Better than that.

465
00:25:15,807 --> 00:25:18,183
They're both totally awesome.

466
00:25:18,218 --> 00:25:20,358
I'm not on drugs.

467
00:25:20,393 --> 00:25:23,237
So... Why did you lie about Cuddy ?

468
00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:25,176
To make a point.

469
00:25:25,211 --> 00:25:27,387
Probably something to
do with shutting you up.

470
00:25:27,422 --> 00:25:29,931
It's my go-to idea.

471
00:25:29,966 --> 00:25:32,406
You do seem okay.

472
00:25:32,441 --> 00:25:33,863
You want me to stick around ?

473
00:25:33,898 --> 00:25:35,250
I could do my usual thing

474
00:25:35,285 --> 00:25:37,394
of pretending I like watching
monster truck rallies,

475
00:25:37,429 --> 00:25:38,699
if that would make you feel better.

476
00:25:38,734 --> 00:25:40,640
No. You go.

477
00:25:42,582 --> 00:25:45,123
House... You could have died.

478
00:25:45,158 --> 00:25:47,735
You had a patient who
did die in your arms.

479
00:25:47,770 --> 00:25:49,608
You shouldn't be alone.

480
00:25:49,643 --> 00:25:52,354
I know. That's why I called a hooker.

481
00:25:52,389 --> 00:25:54,192
Now, go away.

482
00:25:54,227 --> 00:25:57,274
'Cause... You'll be extra.

483
00:25:57,309 --> 00:25:58,811
Are you really okay ?

484
00:25:58,846 --> 00:26:01,321
Are you gonna break in again ?

485
00:26:01,356 --> 00:26:04,134
You checked my pulse.
You checked my pupils.

486
00:26:04,169 --> 00:26:06,744
I'll mail you the urine sample.

487
00:26:22,073 --> 00:26:24,583
How come I've never even met you guys ?

488
00:26:24,618 --> 00:26:26,656
<i>Y
- you're like the greatest...</i>

489
00:26:26,691 --> 00:26:28,095
<i>Guys. You know fluorescent lights</i>

490
00:26:28,130 --> 00:26:30,205
flicker at the same
frequency as the human brain ?

491
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,364
You know the human
brain doesn't flicker ?

492
00:26:32,399 --> 00:26:34,489
Doesn't take a brain
surgeon to figure out

493
00:26:34,524 --> 00:26:36,865
that he can't perform brain surgery.

494
00:26:36,900 --> 00:26:38,455
What's wrong with him ?

495
00:26:38,490 --> 00:26:39,976
High... Blood sugar.

496
00:26:40,011 --> 00:26:42,086
He'll be fine as soon
as we rehydrate him.

497
00:26:42,121 --> 00:26:43,191
That's a relief.

498
00:26:43,226 --> 00:26:44,360
Thank God.

499
00:26:44,395 --> 00:26:45,968
DPH guy will be here in 20 minutes.

500
00:26:49,349 --> 00:26:51,256
What is wrong with him ?

501
00:26:51,291 --> 00:26:52,478
High blood sugar.

502
00:26:52,513 --> 00:26:53,631
You just said so.

503
00:26:53,666 --> 00:26:55,672
Chase is running labs.

504
00:26:55,707 --> 00:26:57,448
Right now the top two
contenders are hepatitis

505
00:26:57,483 --> 00:26:59,019
and peptic ulcer disease.

506
00:26:59,054 --> 00:27:03,003
So... Is today really your last day ?

507
00:27:03,038 --> 00:27:05,310
Flying out tomorrow.

508
00:27:05,345 --> 00:27:07,655
How long a leave are you taking ?

509
00:27:07,690 --> 00:27:09,226
Depends.

510
00:27:09,261 --> 00:27:10,533
On the drug trial. Sounds risky.

511
00:27:10,568 --> 00:27:11,602
Yadda, yadda.

512
00:27:11,637 --> 00:27:12,809
You don't think I should do it.

513
00:27:12,844 --> 00:27:14,132
Message heard.

514
00:27:14,167 --> 00:27:15,385
No. I approve.

515
00:27:15,420 --> 00:27:17,963
Living fast and dying young is crap.

516
00:27:17,998 --> 00:27:20,507
If you have a chance to get better...

517
00:27:20,542 --> 00:27:23,317
I say good for you.

518
00:27:26,063 --> 00:27:28,171
I brought Wilson in here
specifically to go public,

519
00:27:28,206 --> 00:27:30,815
just like you requested.

520
00:27:30,850 --> 00:27:32,185
I pressured you.

521
00:27:32,220 --> 00:27:35,650
Wilson coming through
the window pressured you.

522
00:27:35,685 --> 00:27:39,081
If you're forced into
this, it's not gonna work.

523
00:27:43,433 --> 00:27:45,440
Do you have any response to that ?

524
00:27:50,159 --> 00:27:51,122
Game on.

525
00:27:53,071 --> 00:27:54,842
Is he better ? Yep.

526
00:27:54,877 --> 00:27:57,020
You're lying to me again, aren't you ?

527
00:27:57,055 --> 00:27:58,292
Yep. Then we're screwed.

528
00:27:58,327 --> 00:27:59,529
Don't we have to tell...

529
00:27:59,564 --> 00:28:00,967
oh ! Damn.

530
00:28:01,002 --> 00:28:03,613
Dr. Richardson's prepping for surgery.

531
00:28:03,648 --> 00:28:05,819
Yeah. I need to talk to him.

532
00:28:05,854 --> 00:28:08,095
He's prepping for surgery. So you said.

533
00:28:08,130 --> 00:28:10,708
I just need to confirm
he is who you say he is

534
00:28:10,743 --> 00:28:13,518
and that he's a licensed Neurosurgeon.

535
00:28:13,553 --> 00:28:15,158
Well, here's his paperwork.

536
00:28:15,193 --> 00:28:16,631
His hospital I.D.'s right there.

537
00:28:16,666 --> 00:28:18,504
You can... See it's him.

538
00:28:18,539 --> 00:28:20,345
Yeah. I should still talk to him.

539
00:28:20,380 --> 00:28:22,254
They've already scrubbed.
He'd have to be re-sterilized.

540
00:28:22,289 --> 00:28:24,396
The patient's anesthesia
would have to be adjusted.

541
00:28:24,431 --> 00:28:27,106
Why did you report he wasn't here ?

542
00:28:29,819 --> 00:28:31,993
I must have... Misunderstood.

543
00:28:40,595 --> 00:28:42,367
Oh... Why...

544
00:28:42,402 --> 00:28:43,939
Why...

545
00:28:43,974 --> 00:28:45,481
Why is it so... So hot in there ?

546
00:28:45,516 --> 00:28:46,233
Oh !

547
00:28:48,527 --> 00:28:49,930
Ahh.

548
00:28:49,965 --> 00:28:52,910

La-dee-dah.

549
00:28:54,551 --> 00:28:56,023
Woodstock, baby.

550
00:28:56,058 --> 00:28:57,460
Is he stoned ?

551
00:28:57,495 --> 00:28:59,970
No. We're pretty sure he's got...

552
00:29:00,005 --> 00:29:01,979
oh, I'm sure you have an explanation,

553
00:29:02,014 --> 00:29:03,183
but I don't care.

554
00:29:03,218 --> 00:29:05,594
See, you need to have
a doctor on the premises

555
00:29:05,629 --> 00:29:07,634
who can actually do neurosurgery.

556
00:29:07,669 --> 00:29:10,414
Tell the attending to
divert all ambulances away

557
00:29:10,449 --> 00:29:11,884
and start calling other hospitals

558
00:29:11,919 --> 00:29:15,032
and see who can take your
stabilized ICU patients.

559
00:29:15,067 --> 00:29:16,806
Those departments are shutting down.

560
00:29:19,885 --> 00:29:22,261
"Design" for five points. Got it.

561
00:29:22,296 --> 00:29:24,637
"Hear". Got it. Both versions.

562
00:29:24,672 --> 00:29:25,480
"Love".

563
00:29:28,219 --> 00:29:29,723
You didn't see love.

564
00:29:29,758 --> 00:29:31,664
Wow. I didn't think you'd take

565
00:29:31,699 --> 00:29:34,644
my lack of board game
skills so personally.

566
00:29:36,585 --> 00:29:38,794
Why didn't you tell me you loved me ?

567
00:29:38,829 --> 00:29:40,399
Didn't a wise woman once say...

568
00:29:40,434 --> 00:29:42,708
and by once, I mean two hours ago...

569
00:29:42,743 --> 00:29:44,651
"why do you have to analyze
everything to death ?

570
00:29:44,686 --> 00:29:46,424
Why can't this just be nice ?"

571
00:29:46,459 --> 00:29:47,828
I told you I loved you.

572
00:29:47,863 --> 00:29:49,602
You didn't tell me you loved me back.

573
00:29:49,637 --> 00:29:53,184
You don't think that should
give me cause for concern ?

574
00:29:53,219 --> 00:29:54,523
No. 'Cause words don't matter.

575
00:29:54,558 --> 00:29:56,831
Actions matter.

576
00:29:56,866 --> 00:29:59,309
You're really gonna take a stand here.

577
00:29:59,344 --> 00:30:00,514
You can't say... nope.

578
00:30:00,549 --> 00:30:01,517
Why ?

579
00:30:02,423 --> 00:30:03,759
Because...

580
00:30:03,794 --> 00:30:06,103
I forgot to grab a "v".

581
00:30:11,894 --> 00:30:13,832
Lobe.

582
00:30:13,867 --> 00:30:15,507
Gets you one point.

583
00:30:17,249 --> 00:30:18,252
One.

584
00:30:34,811 --> 00:30:37,019
Labs show he's negative for everything.

585
00:30:37,054 --> 00:30:39,228
I'm guessing at least
one of them is wrong.

586
00:30:39,263 --> 00:30:40,767
Who cares ? The E.R. and the ICU

587
00:30:40,802 --> 00:30:43,077
are half-empty and the
place is crawling with suits.

588
00:30:43,112 --> 00:30:44,280
It's over.

589
00:30:44,315 --> 00:30:45,955
You do know we still
have a sick patient here.

590
00:30:45,990 --> 00:30:47,627
<i>Right ? He's the guy sitting</i>

591
00:30:47,662 --> 00:30:50,975
right behind you, taking
off his clothes again.

592
00:30:51,010 --> 00:30:52,716
Uh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

593
00:30:52,751 --> 00:30:54,422
Uh, why don't you just sit down

594
00:30:54,457 --> 00:30:56,061
and take it easy ?

595
00:30:56,096 --> 00:30:57,770
He should be coming down by now.

596
00:30:57,805 --> 00:31:00,244
And yet... I'm not.

597
00:31:00,279 --> 00:31:02,052
<i>What if his behavior</i>

598
00:31:02,087 --> 00:31:04,429
isn't a side effect of the ondansetron ?

599
00:31:04,464 --> 00:31:06,705
<i>What if it's a symptom ? Thank you.</i>

600
00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:08,912
<i>What causes delirium and nausea ?</i>

601
00:31:08,947 --> 00:31:11,089
<i>He's been stuck here in
the hospital a few days.</i>

602
00:31:11,124 --> 00:31:13,231
Nobody else is sick, so
it can't be environmental.

603
00:31:13,266 --> 00:31:14,871
Not exactly stuck. I snuck out.

604
00:31:17,181 --> 00:31:18,652
Freedom is my birthright.

605
00:31:18,687 --> 00:31:20,927
Where did you go ?

606
00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:23,071
<i>The Seafood Festival at the
Convention Center. We're screwed.</i>

607
00:31:23,106 --> 00:31:25,781
Seafood Festival has stuff
from all around the world

608
00:31:25,816 --> 00:31:27,388
<i>in combinations nobody every thought of.</i>

609
00:31:27,423 --> 00:31:29,011
<i>We could be here all year.</i>

610
00:31:29,046 --> 00:31:30,565
<i>You had shrimp ? Uh-huh.</i>

611
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:31,839
<i>And crab ? Lobster ? Uh-huh.</i>

612
00:31:31,874 --> 00:31:33,511
<i>Uh-huh. And...</i>

613
00:31:33,546 --> 00:31:36,759
I ate whatever looked good.

614
00:31:36,794 --> 00:31:39,000
Did you eat any roe ?

615
00:31:39,035 --> 00:31:41,175
<i>Little tiny eggs ? Nummy !</i>

616
00:31:41,210 --> 00:31:44,691
Toad eggs will cause nausea,
and they can get you high.

617
00:31:44,726 --> 00:31:47,266
<i>If I'm right, the
antidote is fast-acting.</i>

618
00:31:47,301 --> 00:31:49,275
If we can get him to keep
his clothes on long enough,

619
00:31:49,310 --> 00:31:52,789
he can pass as a
functioning Neurosurgeon.

620
00:31:56,104 --> 00:31:57,358
Um...

621
00:31:58,580 --> 00:31:59,514
France.

622
00:31:59,549 --> 00:32:01,322
And not Paris or the Rivera,

623
00:32:01,357 --> 00:32:03,332
but there's this place in Normandy.

624
00:32:03,367 --> 00:32:05,372
It's on a... A tidal island.

625
00:32:05,407 --> 00:32:07,616
Everyone who's not staying
in one of the small inns

626
00:32:07,651 --> 00:32:09,589
has to leave before the tide comes in.

627
00:32:09,624 --> 00:32:14,376
You have this 900-year-old
fortress all to yourself.

628
00:32:14,411 --> 00:32:17,121
It's called...

629
00:32:17,156 --> 00:32:19,796
Mont Saint-Michel ?

630
00:32:19,831 --> 00:32:21,871
That's it. Have you been there ?

631
00:32:21,906 --> 00:32:25,220
Nope. But I got a pretty
good idea what it looks like.

632
00:32:25,255 --> 00:32:27,360
H
- how did you know ?

633
00:32:27,395 --> 00:32:29,269
You used to have a picture
of it as a screensaver.

634
00:32:29,304 --> 00:32:30,874
That was years ago.

635
00:32:30,909 --> 00:32:33,183
I guess it's a memorable place.

636
00:32:33,218 --> 00:32:35,828
Now, unfortunately, we can't
fly straight to normandy,

637
00:32:35,863 --> 00:32:38,439
but the layover in London's
only a couple of hours.

638
00:32:38,474 --> 00:32:39,610
What are you talking about ?

639
00:32:39,645 --> 00:32:41,517
It's all there.

640
00:32:41,552 --> 00:32:43,024
All you gotta do is click confirm,

641
00:32:43,059 --> 00:32:44,161
and we're eating croissant

642
00:32:44,196 --> 00:32:46,505
and being insulted by stinky people

643
00:32:46,540 --> 00:32:48,243
this time tomorrow.

644
00:32:48,278 --> 00:32:50,856
Don't worry. I used
Wilson's credit card.

645
00:32:50,891 --> 00:32:52,563
I can't.

646
00:32:52,598 --> 00:32:54,201
I'm kidding.

647
00:32:54,236 --> 00:32:56,578
I used your credit card.

648
00:32:56,613 --> 00:32:58,651
House...

649
00:32:58,686 --> 00:33:00,159
The hospital does not need your body.

650
00:33:00,194 --> 00:33:01,699
I do. So does my daughter.

651
00:33:01,734 --> 00:33:03,170
Well, she can come too.

652
00:33:03,205 --> 00:33:06,016
Or to grandmother's house she can go.

653
00:33:06,051 --> 00:33:09,095
This is crazy.

654
00:33:11,439 --> 00:33:14,500
So... You break off your engagement,

655
00:33:14,535 --> 00:33:17,562
but you won't adjust your schedule.

656
00:33:20,408 --> 00:33:22,882
I can't.

657
00:33:22,917 --> 00:33:25,760
Not... Tomorrow.

658
00:33:25,795 --> 00:33:29,442
But... Two weekends from now.

659
00:33:29,477 --> 00:33:31,718
If Rachel's gonna stay with my mom,

660
00:33:31,753 --> 00:33:35,802
I'm gonna need a
little bit of prep time.

661
00:33:35,837 --> 00:33:37,041
Okay.

662
00:33:43,868 --> 00:33:45,104
What if it doesn't work ?

663
00:33:45,139 --> 00:33:46,376
What if I stay this way forever ?

664
00:33:46,411 --> 00:33:48,235
The antidote works
quickly. If we're right,

665
00:33:48,270 --> 00:33:50,059
you should be back to
your old self in no time.

666
00:33:50,094 --> 00:33:51,563
My old self was boring.

667
00:33:51,598 --> 00:33:53,036
<i>Can't we keep the new self ?</i>

668
00:33:53,071 --> 00:33:55,046
Just lay down, and stop unbuttoning.

669
00:33:58,059 --> 00:34:00,300
I'm sorry that I read your note

670
00:34:00,335 --> 00:34:02,340
and looked in your locker.

671
00:34:02,375 --> 00:34:05,588
You get used to that
kind of thing around here.

672
00:34:05,623 --> 00:34:07,931
Do you have anyone
going with you to Rome ?

673
00:34:07,966 --> 00:34:09,335
Is that your passive-aggressive way

674
00:34:09,370 --> 00:34:10,842
of asking me if I'm
seeing somebody else ?

675
00:34:10,877 --> 00:34:12,012
I hope you are.

676
00:34:12,047 --> 00:34:14,926
I mean... I hope you
have someone with you.

677
00:34:14,961 --> 00:34:16,597
If I'm scared about this,

678
00:34:16,632 --> 00:34:18,574
I can't imagine how you must feel.

679
00:34:18,609 --> 00:34:20,782
You shouldn't be alone.

680
00:34:20,817 --> 00:34:22,621
If you want...

681
00:34:22,656 --> 00:34:24,698
I could fly over for a few days.

682
00:34:24,733 --> 00:34:25,661
Friends.

683
00:34:27,544 --> 00:34:29,583
I appreciate that,

684
00:34:29,618 --> 00:34:31,925
but I think I'll be okay.

685
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:33,600
I guess we took the long way around

686
00:34:33,635 --> 00:34:35,675
to being friends, huh ?

687
00:34:38,688 --> 00:34:41,632
I guess we all did.

688
00:34:46,854 --> 00:34:48,558
Thank you.

689
00:34:48,593 --> 00:34:50,818
For everything.

690
00:34:50,853 --> 00:34:52,618
You're welcome.

691
00:34:52,653 --> 00:34:54,383
For everything.

692
00:34:55,824 --> 00:34:58,768
I'll see you tomorrow.

693
00:35:04,224 --> 00:35:06,699
<i>I really do have to leave.</i>

694
00:35:09,612 --> 00:35:11,719
I know.

695
00:35:13,796 --> 00:35:17,007
What's the problem ?

696
00:35:19,217 --> 00:35:23,065
This isn't gonna work.

697
00:35:29,691 --> 00:35:31,863
That's it ?

698
00:35:31,898 --> 00:35:34,174
You can't just... Say that and shut up.

699
00:35:34,209 --> 00:35:36,835
It's just a statement of fact.

700
00:35:36,870 --> 00:35:39,427
It's not a debatable proposition.

701
00:35:39,462 --> 00:35:43,244
Right. Because you can see the future.

702
00:35:43,279 --> 00:35:45,202
No. But I can see the past.

703
00:35:45,237 --> 00:35:47,091
And you're gonna remember

704
00:35:47,126 --> 00:35:49,869
all the horrible things I've done,

705
00:35:49,904 --> 00:35:51,610
and you're gonna try
to convince yourself

706
00:35:51,645 --> 00:35:53,215
that I've changed.

707
00:35:53,250 --> 00:35:55,526
And I'm gonna start doing
those horrible things again,

708
00:35:55,561 --> 00:35:58,104
because I haven't changed.

709
00:35:58,139 --> 00:36:00,647
Then you'll realize that...

710
00:36:04,396 --> 00:36:08,077
I'm an insane choice for
someone who has a kid.

711
00:36:08,112 --> 00:36:09,648
And from there,

712
00:36:09,683 --> 00:36:11,625
it's a short step to
the inevitable conclusion

713
00:36:11,660 --> 00:36:15,439
that all of this...

714
00:36:15,474 --> 00:36:17,447
Was a mistake.

715
00:36:20,896 --> 00:36:23,940
Tell me any of that isn't true.

716
00:36:32,375 --> 00:36:34,248
Mercy doesn't have
enough room in their ICU

717
00:36:34,283 --> 00:36:35,604
to handle the overflow, so...

718
00:36:35,639 --> 00:36:36,891
<i>Don't worry about it.</i>

719
00:36:36,926 --> 00:36:38,799
I believe you wanted to
talk to Dr. Richardson,

720
00:36:38,834 --> 00:36:40,772
our Neurosurgeon ?

721
00:36:40,807 --> 00:36:43,384
I'm sorry that we met under
such trying circumstances.

722
00:36:43,419 --> 00:36:45,962
I hope you restore our rating
as a level one Trauma Center

723
00:36:45,997 --> 00:36:47,970
and reopen the E.R.
and the ICU immediately.

724
00:36:48,005 --> 00:36:49,627
An accidental case of poisoning.

725
00:36:49,662 --> 00:36:51,192
Dr. Richardson has been treated

726
00:36:51,227 --> 00:36:52,722
and is ready to resume work.

727
00:36:52,757 --> 00:36:53,725
Hmm.

728
00:36:54,999 --> 00:36:57,775
Touch your nose with your index finger

729
00:36:57,810 --> 00:37:00,051
and tell me how you treat
a cerebral contusion.

730
00:37:00,086 --> 00:37:02,662
Uh, I-I-I would
watch for edema

731
00:37:02,697 --> 00:37:05,239
and transtentorial herniation.

732
00:37:06,947 --> 00:37:08,904
Good enough.

733
00:37:08,939 --> 00:37:10,827
Turn it around.

734
00:37:10,862 --> 00:37:12,868
You're gonna be up late.

735
00:37:12,903 --> 00:37:16,183
Next time... Avoid responsibility.

736
00:37:16,218 --> 00:37:17,386
Cake ?

737
00:37:17,421 --> 00:37:19,195
Taub thought we should
have a little party

738
00:37:19,230 --> 00:37:20,867
to see you off properly.

739
00:37:20,902 --> 00:37:22,642
He gets sentimental about these things.

740
00:37:22,677 --> 00:37:24,616
I never should have flashed him.

741
00:37:24,651 --> 00:37:27,125
Speaking of which...

742
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:29,704
Earlier today I asked you about...

743
00:37:29,739 --> 00:37:31,442
Having sex.

744
00:37:31,477 --> 00:37:32,781
You gave me a look

745
00:37:32,816 --> 00:37:35,558
that almost certainly
could only mean no.

746
00:37:35,593 --> 00:37:38,740
However, on the other
hand, I'd be remiss if I...

747
00:37:38,775 --> 00:37:41,752
Didn't follow up and confirm.

748
00:37:41,787 --> 00:37:43,858
See ? It's the same look.

749
00:37:43,893 --> 00:37:45,735
So if it didn't mean no the first time,

750
00:37:45,770 --> 00:37:47,358
then... No.

751
00:37:47,393 --> 00:37:48,956
No. No, no.

752
00:37:48,991 --> 00:37:50,391
No. Okay.

753
00:37:50,426 --> 00:37:51,757
No pressure.

754
00:37:51,792 --> 00:37:54,035
Does that method ever work ?

755
00:37:55,474 --> 00:37:57,281
At least once.

756
00:38:05,381 --> 00:38:08,224
Mm, I'm, um... Getting mixed signals.

757
00:38:08,259 --> 00:38:10,567
See you at the cake.

758
00:38:13,982 --> 00:38:15,487
The only time you're afraid

759
00:38:15,522 --> 00:38:18,531
is when you're happy.

760
00:38:18,566 --> 00:38:20,608
You just don't expect it to last.

761
00:38:20,643 --> 00:38:22,968
'Cause it doesn't.

762
00:38:23,003 --> 00:38:25,293
You don't know that.

763
00:38:27,435 --> 00:38:30,043
I've done horrible things to you.

764
00:38:30,078 --> 00:38:34,630
And I'll do horrible
things again to you.

765
00:38:34,665 --> 00:38:36,703
But because of one stupid moment

766
00:38:36,738 --> 00:38:40,688
with a dying girl and
a pile of rubble...

767
00:38:40,723 --> 00:38:42,529
You think I can change.

768
00:38:44,973 --> 00:38:47,649
Tell me where I'm wrong.

769
00:38:50,997 --> 00:38:54,243
I don't want you to change.

770
00:38:54,278 --> 00:38:57,454
I know you're screwed up.

771
00:38:57,489 --> 00:39:00,265
I know you are always
gonna be screwed up.

772
00:39:00,300 --> 00:39:03,312
But you're the most
incredible man I've ever known.

773
00:39:07,496 --> 00:39:10,472
You are always gonna be...

774
00:39:10,507 --> 00:39:13,987
The most incredible
man I have ever known.

775
00:39:15,896 --> 00:39:18,907
So unless you're breaking up with me,

776
00:39:18,942 --> 00:39:21,418
I am going home now.

777
00:39:33,232 --> 00:39:36,177
I love you.

778
00:39:37,951 --> 00:39:40,444
# Oh, yeah, and later on #

779
00:39:40,479 --> 00:39:43,415
# we took a southbound train #

780
00:39:43,450 --> 00:39:46,316
# yeah, and it was cold out #

781
00:39:46,351 --> 00:39:48,191
# yeah, it was freezing down rain #

782
00:39:48,226 --> 00:39:50,834
# yeah, and it'll let up #

783
00:39:50,869 --> 00:39:52,007
# if we all screamed for the change #

784
00:39:52,042 --> 00:39:53,879
where's Thirteen ?

785
00:39:53,914 --> 00:39:56,090
I don't think she's coming.

786
00:39:56,125 --> 00:39:58,564
What's going on ?

787
00:39:58,599 --> 00:40:01,008
She's not going to Rome.

788
00:40:01,043 --> 00:40:02,499
You mean she changed her mind ?

789
00:40:02,534 --> 00:40:03,920
I called the hospital in Rome

790
00:40:03,955 --> 00:40:05,026
to see when she was
schedule for surgery.

791
00:40:05,061 --> 00:40:06,965
<i>Why would you... doesn't matter.</i>

792
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,179
Point is, she's not even in the trial.

793
00:40:10,214 --> 00:40:13,089
Never heard of her.

794
00:40:13,124 --> 00:40:16,538
She's been lying to us all day.

795
00:40:16,573 --> 00:40:17,943
Well, have you tried...

796
00:40:17,978 --> 00:40:20,688
<i>both her phone lines
have been disconnected.</i>

797
00:40:20,723 --> 00:40:23,732
She's just gone.

798
00:40:23,767 --> 00:40:27,398
# No, no, just the good days #

799
00:40:27,433 --> 00:40:31,030
# yeah, yeah, just the good days #

800
00:40:31,065 --> 00:40:33,540
it's gonna be great.
