1 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:28,490 My lords and ladies! 2 00:00:28,661 --> 00:00:32,222 Today, your Queen will choose her champion. 3 00:00:33,266 --> 00:00:36,360 Here he will battle for not only her honor, 4 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:39,068 but for a title of his own. 5 00:00:40,940 --> 00:00:45,343 But only if he can defeat the Captain of my Guard, 6 00:00:45,578 --> 00:00:47,443 Sir Horace the Black! 7 00:00:57,724 --> 00:01:00,818 Sir William, wouldst thou fight for my honor? 8 00:01:01,828 --> 00:01:03,921 To the death, Your Majesty. 9 00:01:04,764 --> 00:01:07,494 Let's hope it does not come to that, eh? 10 00:01:09,335 --> 00:01:12,236 I choose Sir William as my champion. 11 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:19,970 Attack from his left side. 12 00:01:20,046 --> 00:01:23,015 I saw his squire bandaging that shoulder this morning. 13 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:29,282 I wish thee luck and strength. 14 00:01:29,355 --> 00:01:32,017 I fear I shall need all I can get. 15 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:42,428 The Captain of my Guard, Sir Horace the Black! 16 00:02:00,153 --> 00:02:04,180 Are you sure you wouldn't like to reconsider your choice, my Queen? 17 00:02:05,091 --> 00:02:07,685 I believe I chose rightly, my King. 18 00:02:16,569 --> 00:02:21,029 Brave knights, in the honored tradition of our land, have at ye! 19 00:02:49,435 --> 00:02:52,165 I fear you chose most poorly, my love. 20 00:03:52,198 --> 00:03:56,032 William! William! William! William! 21 00:03:56,135 --> 00:04:00,595 William! William! William! William! 22 00:04:00,673 --> 00:04:04,200 William! William! William! William! 23 00:04:04,277 --> 00:04:07,769 William? What is it? 24 00:04:14,387 --> 00:04:15,752 Your eyes. 25 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:22,322 William. 26 00:04:34,974 --> 00:04:38,137 We need an ambulance at the Camden Fairgrounds. 27 00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:37,935 You're new. 28 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:39,862 You're naked. 29 00:05:39,939 --> 00:05:42,874 And for the record, a little bit cold. 30 00:05:42,942 --> 00:05:45,035 I'm sorry, I didn't know that anyone was home. 31 00:05:45,111 --> 00:05:48,512 James had an early call, and I was just leaving. 32 00:05:48,981 --> 00:05:50,346 Without breakfast? 33 00:05:50,416 --> 00:05:53,078 I'm fine, thanks. I'm Sam, by the way. 34 00:05:54,053 --> 00:05:55,179 House. Nice to meet you. 35 00:05:55,254 --> 00:05:57,779 It'd be nicer if you put this on. 36 00:05:58,891 --> 00:06:00,085 So you and Wilson... 37 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:03,321 Thought you were staying in New York last night. 38 00:06:03,429 --> 00:06:07,832 Sorry, must have missed the "if this trailer be a-rocking" sign out front. 39 00:06:09,001 --> 00:06:10,434 I'm really late, so... 40 00:06:11,604 --> 00:06:15,836 If there's any chance that we can pretend this never happened, 41 00:06:16,642 --> 00:06:18,769 I'd be completely fine with that. 42 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:30,454 An eight-year-old with bleeding ears. 43 00:06:30,523 --> 00:06:34,721 I'll see your bleeding ears and raise you a total muscular degeneration. 44 00:06:34,827 --> 00:06:36,055 What the hell? 45 00:06:39,632 --> 00:06:42,692 I had a dream like this once. It didn't end well. 46 00:06:43,002 --> 00:06:45,971 Huzzah, my loyal peasants. 47 00:06:46,038 --> 00:06:47,335 House, what are you doing? 48 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:50,001 Filling in for Rabbi Shmuhl at the Goldstein Bris. 49 00:06:51,010 --> 00:06:55,242 While I'm busy, you all can check out the knight down in the ER, 50 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:58,374 who instead of seizing the throne, just seized. 51 00:06:58,484 --> 00:07:00,213 He works at a Renaissance festival? 52 00:07:00,286 --> 00:07:02,720 Doesn't work there, he lives there. 53 00:07:02,789 --> 00:07:05,053 He's part of a wonderful little troupe 54 00:07:05,124 --> 00:07:07,592 who spend their weekends re-enacting a nobler age 55 00:07:07,660 --> 00:07:10,595 when people crapped in the streets and Thirteen would've been a grandmother. 56 00:07:10,663 --> 00:07:13,791 Weeks, not weekends. Says here he's been camping out for a month. 57 00:07:18,304 --> 00:07:19,794 Try doing that with a pen. 58 00:07:19,872 --> 00:07:22,500 Why don't you put that down before you kill one of us? 59 00:07:22,575 --> 00:07:24,941 Better idea. Why don't you give me something I can use 60 00:07:25,011 --> 00:07:26,103 so I won't feel the need to? 61 00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:29,512 Seizure right after a fight obviously suggests concussion. 62 00:07:29,582 --> 00:07:32,415 Obviously it isn't, or the ER wouldn't have called House. 63 00:07:32,485 --> 00:07:35,079 A full suit of armor would protect against visible trauma, 64 00:07:35,154 --> 00:07:36,712 but not transmitted concussive force. 65 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:39,155 Could be a subdural hematoma. 66 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:41,557 You're forgetting to demonize. 67 00:07:42,261 --> 00:07:44,491 An evil, satanic subdural hematoma. 68 00:07:44,564 --> 00:07:49,228 No, two demon eyes. Hemorrhaging in the sclerae. 69 00:07:49,335 --> 00:07:51,701 Could be an allergic reaction to something from the Renaissance fair. 70 00:07:51,771 --> 00:07:53,671 Which is why we need to check out Middle Earth. 71 00:07:53,739 --> 00:07:56,207 Foreman, take Frodo and break bread with the Hobbits. 72 00:07:56,275 --> 00:07:57,708 I still think a hematoma is more likely. 73 00:07:57,777 --> 00:08:00,507 That's why you and Chase are gonna get an MRI. 74 00:08:00,580 --> 00:08:01,604 But you just... 75 00:08:01,681 --> 00:08:03,512 I said Frodo, not Gollum. 76 00:08:04,717 --> 00:08:07,880 Is he saying I have short legs or hairy feet? 77 00:08:07,954 --> 00:08:09,478 I don't even know who Frodo is. 78 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:16,151 Who's the chick, and why are you hiding her? 79 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:17,992 You were home last night? 80 00:08:18,064 --> 00:08:21,727 And this morning. I bumped into your babe naked. 81 00:08:22,268 --> 00:08:23,792 I told you to stay out of my bathroom. 82 00:08:23,870 --> 00:08:24,996 I was in the kitchen. 83 00:08:25,071 --> 00:08:26,971 She was naked in the kitchen? I was naked. 84 00:08:27,039 --> 00:08:28,199 Why were you naked in the kitchen? 85 00:08:28,274 --> 00:08:29,434 That's not important right now. 86 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:32,307 What is, is why you didn't want me to meet her in the first place. 87 00:08:32,378 --> 00:08:34,107 Is she married? No. 88 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:35,306 Patient? 89 00:08:35,381 --> 00:08:36,643 I don't have time for this. 90 00:08:36,716 --> 00:08:38,377 She used to be a man. House! 91 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:39,975 She wants to be a man. 92 00:08:40,052 --> 00:08:43,579 Sam is a man's name, short for... 93 00:08:48,227 --> 00:08:49,558 Samantha. 94 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:54,265 The soulless harpy you were married to before we met. 95 00:08:55,902 --> 00:08:57,893 People change, House. 96 00:08:57,970 --> 00:09:01,770 Sure. They get older, their ovaries start drying up 97 00:09:01,841 --> 00:09:03,604 and nice guys like you look attractive again. 98 00:09:03,676 --> 00:09:05,837 Listen, I know that in your own demented way, 99 00:09:05,912 --> 00:09:07,971 you think you're looking out for me. But I have this. 100 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:12,177 By "this" you mean a sinking feeling in the pit of the stomach. 101 00:09:12,251 --> 00:09:14,014 Fine, I get it. 102 00:09:14,086 --> 00:09:17,021 It's your life, you go screw it up. I can wait. 103 00:09:17,089 --> 00:09:18,420 For what? 104 00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:19,822 To tell you, "I told you so." 105 00:09:26,766 --> 00:09:30,361 No signs of a hematoma. Brain looks completely normal. 106 00:09:30,436 --> 00:09:34,270 Normal, except for the fact that he likes to play dress-up. 107 00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:37,031 My uncle used to pretend that he was King Leopold. 108 00:09:37,109 --> 00:09:38,906 I'm not pretending. 109 00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:46,411 Sorry about that. 110 00:09:46,819 --> 00:09:49,083 But you don't really think you're a knight, do you? 111 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:52,249 Being a knight isn't a game, it's a lifestyle, 112 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:55,419 and we do it every day, not just when we play dress-up. 113 00:09:55,494 --> 00:10:01,592 We live by a code, and uphold ideals like loyalty, courage, humility. 114 00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:05,398 And the part where you beat the crap out of each other in armor? 115 00:10:05,571 --> 00:10:09,268 That we do for fun. At least it was up until yesterday. 116 00:10:10,309 --> 00:10:13,767 Are we almost done? I'm feeling... 117 00:10:15,748 --> 00:10:17,773 Let's get him out of there before he aspirates. 118 00:10:26,926 --> 00:10:29,190 Anything abnormal on the MRI? 119 00:10:30,696 --> 00:10:34,996 God's teeth! What strange manner of garments be these? 120 00:10:35,267 --> 00:10:37,235 Okay. We'll be back soon. 121 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:41,603 He consorts with tiny demons in his hand. 'Tis witchcraft, I say. 122 00:10:41,674 --> 00:10:44,268 Do I look like I'm here to play pretend with you? 123 00:10:44,543 --> 00:10:46,636 Relax. It's not personal. 124 00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:51,650 Just tell them you're a time traveler or something. 125 00:10:51,884 --> 00:10:54,148 Well, if we're gonna be here, we might as well enjoy it. 126 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:56,313 Our knight just vomited inside the MRI. 127 00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:59,187 Taub thinks it might be food poisoning. 128 00:11:03,195 --> 00:11:05,686 Which shouldn't be surprising. 129 00:11:05,798 --> 00:11:09,791 Outdoor latrines, food prep going on next to livestock. 130 00:11:14,106 --> 00:11:17,200 I hear you wish to speak with me concerning Sir William. 131 00:11:17,276 --> 00:11:18,334 How faireth he? 132 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:20,675 Not well, or we wouldn't be here. 133 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:23,607 A pox indeed is... Miles. 134 00:11:24,717 --> 00:11:26,947 We just thought it was a concussion. 135 00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:28,486 He's going to be okay, right? 136 00:11:28,554 --> 00:11:31,489 We need to look at the area he was camping out in. 137 00:11:31,557 --> 00:11:34,890 And you might want to invest into a dental plan for the kingdom. 138 00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:38,787 You sure he got sick from something here? 139 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:41,458 I'm not sure of anything, yet, but... 140 00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:46,529 What do you make of this? 141 00:11:49,241 --> 00:11:51,766 Mmm. Looks like vomit. 142 00:11:51,844 --> 00:11:54,142 Means he was showing symptoms prior to the fight. 143 00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:56,511 True, but I meant this. 144 00:11:57,883 --> 00:12:01,512 Oh. It's a cow eye from the night before the tournament. 145 00:12:01,587 --> 00:12:04,488 He makes the knights eat all kinds of disgusting stuff. 146 00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:05,682 Why? 147 00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:07,123 Got the idea from Fear Factor. 148 00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:09,184 Why didn't he mention it when he checked into the hospital? 149 00:12:09,261 --> 00:12:11,786 I make them all take an oath of secrecy about the ritual. 150 00:12:11,864 --> 00:12:14,856 William tends to take his role as a knight very seriously. 151 00:12:15,868 --> 00:12:18,962 You think that's what caused him to pass out? 152 00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:28,303 It's not exactly sanitary. 153 00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:29,870 Fun stuff never is. 154 00:12:32,885 --> 00:12:36,719 Serious bacterial food poisoning explains seizure and vomiting. 155 00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:38,086 A lumbar puncture could confirm. 156 00:12:38,157 --> 00:12:39,749 Except it's not food poisoning. 157 00:12:39,825 --> 00:12:43,226 If it was, the ER would look like Camelot right now. 158 00:12:43,295 --> 00:12:45,388 All it takes is one bad eyeball. 159 00:12:45,464 --> 00:12:49,525 Or testicle, cow brain, or my personal favorite, 160 00:12:49,635 --> 00:12:53,332 pig rectum with a side order of sphincter. 161 00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:55,736 I think they call that breakfast in Australia. 162 00:12:55,808 --> 00:12:58,504 No one else was sick because they weren't allergic like he was. 163 00:12:58,577 --> 00:13:00,442 To what? That's what I sent you to Middle Earth 164 00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:01,775 to find out. 165 00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:05,114 Run scratch tests with the samples you brought back. 166 00:13:05,184 --> 00:13:06,913 That's gonna take time, and he's getting worse. 167 00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:09,454 So treat him with epinephrine, too. 168 00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:18,957 This should prevent any more symptoms 169 00:13:19,031 --> 00:13:21,363 until we can figure out what it is you're allergic to. 170 00:13:21,433 --> 00:13:22,730 Thanks. 171 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,532 I told you, you shouldn't have eaten all that stuff. 172 00:13:25,604 --> 00:13:26,628 You know, you don't have to stay. 173 00:13:26,705 --> 00:13:29,765 I'm sure you and Miles are crazy busy, what with the wedding and all. 174 00:13:29,842 --> 00:13:31,707 Miles said we could postpone it until... 175 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:35,838 Don't worry, I'll be fine. I'll be there. I just hope you have a good photographer. 176 00:13:35,948 --> 00:13:38,974 'Cause I don't think the standard red-eye filter's going to work on these. 177 00:13:39,051 --> 00:13:40,484 I need your right arm. 178 00:13:48,794 --> 00:13:52,161 That feels... Feels strange. 179 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,156 What is it? What's wrong? 180 00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:57,065 His heart rate's become irregular. 181 00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:59,396 My chest hurts. It feels like it's going to explode. 182 00:13:59,471 --> 00:14:01,735 Tachycardia. We need to shock him back into rhythm. 183 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,103 Oh, my God, William... 184 00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:05,006 I need his gown open. 185 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:10,305 What is that? What is that stuff? 186 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,506 I don't know. 187 00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:21,423 It's definitely not an allergy, 188 00:14:21,493 --> 00:14:23,654 or the epi would have helped him, not made him worse. 189 00:14:23,729 --> 00:14:28,723 Unless he's allergic and allergic to the cure. Sodium bisulfite, 190 00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:32,362 the preservative that keeps epi peppy, can cause tachycardia. 191 00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:34,497 So can Wolff-Parkinson- White syndrome, 192 00:14:34,573 --> 00:14:36,598 and it also causes hemorrhaging in the eyes. 193 00:14:36,675 --> 00:14:39,610 And abnormal electrical pathways in the heart, which could cause seizures. 194 00:14:39,678 --> 00:14:41,908 But not skin infections. 195 00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:44,575 There is an infection that can cause skin and neurological damage 196 00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:46,709 and spreads rapidly without treatment. 197 00:14:46,785 --> 00:14:49,845 Methicillin-resistant staphylococcus aureus? 198 00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:52,447 Lord have MRSA. 199 00:14:52,524 --> 00:14:56,426 You weren't wearing gloves when we shocked his heart back into rhythm. 200 00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:03,298 I'm sure you'll be fine. You two, get a sample to the lab to confirm. 201 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:06,428 You get the knight into isolation and on IV antibiotics. 202 00:15:06,538 --> 00:15:08,529 You, stay away from me. 203 00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:18,883 Need to talk. About the MRSA? 204 00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:20,942 I know. We're... MRSA, shmrsa. 205 00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:22,384 Something important. 206 00:15:22,454 --> 00:15:25,446 Something you think is more important than a potentially lethal bacteria 207 00:15:25,557 --> 00:15:28,287 spreading like wildfire through my hospital? 208 00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:32,091 Well, that narrows it down to something personal and stupid. 209 00:15:32,398 --> 00:15:34,389 Wilson. Theory confirmed. 210 00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:36,661 He is dating his first wife, I know. 211 00:15:37,002 --> 00:15:38,162 I don't believe it. 212 00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:41,003 That he didn't ask your permission first? 213 00:15:41,073 --> 00:15:44,907 No, that he's actually capable of keeping a secret from me. 214 00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:48,105 Well, you'd be surprised how many things Wilson doesn't tell you. 215 00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:52,913 Would I? Like how you slept with your father's best friend? Or... 216 00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:54,077 I'm going to kill him. 217 00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:55,711 You need to break them up. 218 00:15:56,488 --> 00:15:57,546 Forget it. 219 00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,022 So you'd rather sit back and watch 220 00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:02,390 while the evil blonde gorges on Wilson's tender flesh 221 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:05,589 and then tosses out his bones like she did the last time? 222 00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:07,632 You remember what he was like after that? 223 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:11,227 Yes, I do. 224 00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:12,463 Well, then do something. 225 00:16:13,572 --> 00:16:15,039 God knows he's not gonna listen to me. 226 00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:17,803 You, on the other hand, have decades of experience dating 227 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:20,242 and being attracted to losers. 228 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,437 Obviously I don't include myself. 229 00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:25,039 You know what happens when you interfere in other people's relationships? 230 00:16:25,117 --> 00:16:27,551 Of course, I do it all the time. 231 00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:30,244 Hmm. I see your point. 232 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,517 That is why I'm staying out of this. 233 00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:36,725 You force him to choose, you might not like the answer. 234 00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:47,932 He doesn't seem to be in as much pain any more. 235 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,132 That's good. 236 00:16:49,241 --> 00:16:52,699 But we won't be out of the woods for sure until the blisters start to recede. 237 00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:55,941 I'm really thirsty. You mind getting me a soda? 238 00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:58,107 Sure. I'll be right back. 239 00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:03,878 What's wrong? 240 00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:06,755 The pain in my chest, it's getting worse. 241 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,383 Just now? No. 242 00:17:09,928 --> 00:17:12,089 I didn't want to worry her. 243 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,299 So how long have you been in love with her? 244 00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,835 What? No, we're just friends. 245 00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:19,732 Seriously. 246 00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:25,376 Since the first time I saw her. 247 00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:27,207 Why don't you tell her? 248 00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:28,574 She's engaged to my friend. 249 00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:29,807 The King? 250 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,282 Haven't seen him visiting or sitting by your bedside. 251 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:33,908 He has responsibilities. 252 00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:36,681 Yeah? I'm guessing the Queen does, too. 253 00:17:36,755 --> 00:17:40,191 What kind of knight steals his friend's bride? 254 00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:43,686 I hate that I even think about it. 255 00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:46,594 You're not a knight. You're just a guy. 256 00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:52,870 But I want to be more than that. 257 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,440 Your chest? 258 00:17:57,509 --> 00:17:58,874 No, my back. 259 00:17:58,944 --> 00:18:01,310 Feels like there's a knife in it. 260 00:18:02,347 --> 00:18:04,144 Is the infection spreading? 261 00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:05,444 It's not MRSA. 262 00:18:06,518 --> 00:18:09,749 It looks like some sort of clostridial organism. 263 00:18:10,055 --> 00:18:13,821 Question is, which type of clostridium? There's hundreds. 264 00:18:14,059 --> 00:18:15,651 C. Perfringens? 265 00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:19,762 Wouldn't account for his other symptoms. C. Tetani, on the other hand? 266 00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:22,333 Tetanus? He would have been inoculated against it. 267 00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:24,767 So he cut himself and didn't get a booster shot. 268 00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:28,931 The guy fights people with swords for fun, no one said he's smart. 269 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,668 They don't just fight for fun. 270 00:18:30,742 --> 00:18:32,369 They fight to prove their bravery. 271 00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:35,672 You buying this honor stuff? 272 00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:39,617 Fighting is not brave, it's just stupid. 273 00:18:39,718 --> 00:18:41,515 You would say that. 274 00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:43,752 You think I've never been in a fight? 275 00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:45,312 No, I just think you've never won one. 276 00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:47,824 I took on three guys in college once. 277 00:18:47,893 --> 00:18:49,952 Hope they bought you dinner first. 278 00:18:50,395 --> 00:18:52,090 It's not MRSA. I know. 279 00:18:52,197 --> 00:18:53,721 It's poison ivy. Poison ivy? 280 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:56,267 A severe reaction could cause the blisters 281 00:18:56,368 --> 00:18:58,768 and maybe irritate his eyes enough to cause the hemorrhaging, 282 00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:00,964 but the chest pain and seizures? 283 00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:02,803 They have bonfires every night. 284 00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,843 Burning leaves aerosolizes the oil. 285 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,941 You've seen what it's done to the outside of his body, 286 00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:09,242 imagine what it's doing to his lungs and his sinuses. 287 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:11,009 Okay, maybe it remotely fits, 288 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:13,643 but I'd rather go with scientific evidence than with your gut. 289 00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:15,678 How about this? 290 00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:19,082 Apparently, it's all over his sword. 291 00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:24,928 It's his heart rate again! 292 00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:26,554 How fast is it? It's slowing. Why aren't you... 293 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,189 It's not MRSA. 294 00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:29,960 I'm giving him 12 cc's of epinephrine. 295 00:19:30,035 --> 00:19:31,969 He tested positive. You'll blow his heart out. 296 00:19:32,037 --> 00:19:34,904 If it slows any more, it's going to stop. 297 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,542 I told you! 298 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,409 And I told you. 299 00:19:53,091 --> 00:19:54,922 That wasn't caused by poison ivy. 300 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,187 Or epinephrine. 301 00:19:56,261 --> 00:19:59,628 Means the heart problem we ruled out, we now have to rule back in. 302 00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:02,256 We found clostridium bacteria in the skin samples. 303 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,597 Clostridium's in dirt and basically harmless. 304 00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:07,365 But opportunistic, if his immune system was depressed. 305 00:20:07,439 --> 00:20:09,236 Leukemia? He would've had symptoms 306 00:20:09,308 --> 00:20:10,866 way before the Renaissance festival. 307 00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:14,276 Which is true of anything that would compromise his immune system. 308 00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:17,712 Which means it has to be some other environmental toxin. 309 00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:20,809 Yesterday he was a healthy knight, today he's sleeping beauty. 310 00:20:20,919 --> 00:20:22,147 Nothing else fits. 311 00:20:22,287 --> 00:20:24,050 Trichinosis from eating infected meat? 312 00:20:24,122 --> 00:20:25,384 We already ruled out food poisoning. 313 00:20:25,457 --> 00:20:28,324 Both the butcher shop and the food stands at the fair were totally clean. 314 00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:30,292 Then he ate the poison apple somewhere else, 315 00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:32,560 or maybe you just missed it. 316 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:36,000 Start treatment for trichinosis and confirm with a muscle biopsy. 317 00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:46,136 Hey. 318 00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:50,446 I can't believe I'm about to say this. Sam... 319 00:20:50,515 --> 00:20:52,073 Told you so. 320 00:20:52,150 --> 00:20:55,950 No, she didn't dump me. She wants to get to know you better. 321 00:20:56,021 --> 00:20:58,581 Damn it! I never should have let her see me naked. 322 00:20:58,657 --> 00:21:01,990 It goes against all my instincts, but I said all right. 323 00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:03,152 Why? 324 00:21:03,228 --> 00:21:05,128 She thinks I was hiding her from you. 325 00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:06,254 You were. 326 00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:07,662 I don't want her to know. 327 00:21:08,867 --> 00:21:12,633 You're asking me to condone a relationship based on lies and mistrust? 328 00:21:13,972 --> 00:21:15,303 Yeah. 329 00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:16,431 When and where? 330 00:21:16,508 --> 00:21:18,305 Tonight. Venezia. 8:00. 331 00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:19,468 What am I gonna wear? 332 00:21:19,544 --> 00:21:21,205 All my cereal boxes are at the cleaners. 333 00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:24,275 House, listen. 334 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,911 I know you're worried about me. 335 00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:29,749 And I also know that that kind of unselfishness 336 00:21:29,821 --> 00:21:32,153 doesn't come naturally to you. 337 00:21:33,091 --> 00:21:35,389 But I don't want your help. I don't need your help. 338 00:21:35,894 --> 00:21:40,957 Just come to dinner and be your usual selfish self. 339 00:21:43,568 --> 00:21:45,331 How could I say no? 340 00:21:50,075 --> 00:21:51,542 Miles said he'd stop by later. 341 00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:53,373 Tell him not to. 342 00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:55,540 I don't want to be seen like this. 343 00:21:55,781 --> 00:21:58,875 You're sick. That's nothing to be ashamed of. 344 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,945 Unless you're saying you want me to leave? 345 00:22:01,019 --> 00:22:02,316 No, don't. 346 00:22:03,755 --> 00:22:07,247 I think he's saying it's different with you, Shannon. 347 00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:10,021 It's a guy thing. They don't like showing weakness in front of each other. 348 00:22:10,095 --> 00:22:11,687 Right, William? 349 00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:14,988 Right. Maybe when I'm feeling a little better. 350 00:22:17,903 --> 00:22:21,236 I'm going to take a small sample of your muscle tissue here. 351 00:22:21,373 --> 00:22:22,806 Do you mind waiting outside for this? 352 00:22:22,874 --> 00:22:24,034 Don't hurt him. 353 00:22:24,109 --> 00:22:25,872 He's safe with me. 354 00:22:31,249 --> 00:22:32,682 I thought you were going to tell her. 355 00:22:33,051 --> 00:22:36,680 Not my call, but if you ask me, she's waiting for you to. 356 00:22:37,956 --> 00:22:39,480 Knights are supposed to be selfless. 357 00:22:40,392 --> 00:22:44,021 Right, they conquered countries and built castles by being selfless. 358 00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:47,561 Bravery and loyalty are great qualities for soldiers. 359 00:22:47,632 --> 00:22:51,466 If you want to be king, sometimes you have to be willing to take what's yours. 360 00:22:56,441 --> 00:22:57,703 She's not mine. 361 00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:01,304 She's not his either. Not yet. 362 00:23:10,021 --> 00:23:12,581 It's just dinner. Relax. 363 00:23:12,691 --> 00:23:15,251 Trust me, there is no "just" when House is involved. 364 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:17,055 We're in the middle of a restaurant. 365 00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:20,257 What could he possibly do? 366 00:23:22,434 --> 00:23:23,594 That. 367 00:23:26,772 --> 00:23:29,104 Sorry we're late, but you know girls. 368 00:23:29,174 --> 00:23:31,165 Always fiddling with the hair and the makeup. 369 00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:33,942 James, Sam, this is Sarah. 370 00:23:34,045 --> 00:23:35,603 It's nice to meet you. Horace has told me... 371 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:36,704 House. 372 00:23:36,782 --> 00:23:40,411 House has told me all about you. 373 00:23:40,519 --> 00:23:41,781 Nice to meet you. 374 00:23:46,958 --> 00:23:48,858 What's the diagnosis? 375 00:23:49,728 --> 00:23:53,425 His muscle biopsy's clean. It's not trichinosis. 376 00:23:53,632 --> 00:23:56,624 House was wrong. This is not environmental. 377 00:23:56,735 --> 00:23:59,898 Or we screwed up and missed something at the Renaissance fair. 378 00:23:59,971 --> 00:24:01,097 You think we did? 379 00:24:01,173 --> 00:24:03,835 No, but I think House will think we did. 380 00:24:04,142 --> 00:24:06,235 What could we have missed? 381 00:24:07,045 --> 00:24:08,273 Fungal infection? 382 00:24:08,547 --> 00:24:11,983 There's nothing in his blood work even remotely suggesting that. 383 00:24:12,050 --> 00:24:14,177 But it fits the symptoms. 384 00:24:14,252 --> 00:24:17,153 You want to retest every sample we took for spores? 385 00:24:18,056 --> 00:24:19,785 We'll be here all night. 386 00:24:19,858 --> 00:24:21,883 Have you noticed how much pain he's been in lately? 387 00:24:22,427 --> 00:24:24,122 And that's relevant how? 388 00:24:24,196 --> 00:24:28,030 Extra pain means extra cranky, means off his game. 389 00:24:28,099 --> 00:24:30,260 He's not gonna accept this isn't environmental 390 00:24:30,368 --> 00:24:32,666 unless we give him no choice. 391 00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:41,804 I cannot believe you're from Bloomington. 392 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:44,713 I know. Isn't it amazing? 393 00:24:45,350 --> 00:24:47,375 Yeah. Delightful. 394 00:24:47,452 --> 00:24:49,545 Ignore him. He's just upset that we're having fun. 395 00:24:49,955 --> 00:24:51,286 Do you remember that little bakery, 396 00:24:51,356 --> 00:24:53,688 the one with the amazing cupcakes? 397 00:24:53,758 --> 00:24:55,225 Gino's. Oh, yes! 398 00:24:55,293 --> 00:24:56,555 First stop every time I go home. 399 00:24:56,628 --> 00:24:58,095 Me, too. 400 00:24:58,463 --> 00:24:59,691 Remember that strip club? 401 00:24:59,764 --> 00:25:02,733 Girl, I used to work at that strip club. 402 00:25:07,572 --> 00:25:08,630 Where does it hurt, William? 403 00:25:08,707 --> 00:25:10,572 My legs. It feels like they're on fire. 404 00:25:24,956 --> 00:25:27,789 Rhabdomyolysis means his kidneys are failing. 405 00:25:27,893 --> 00:25:31,021 Also means it's not environmental. We need to move on. 406 00:25:31,096 --> 00:25:33,792 I recommend we start with a full cancer work-up, starting with the... 407 00:25:33,865 --> 00:25:36,163 Which one of you checked out the apartment? 408 00:25:36,234 --> 00:25:37,258 House... 409 00:25:37,335 --> 00:25:38,529 His symptoms fit an environmental... 410 00:25:38,603 --> 00:25:40,161 The test results don't. We redid... 411 00:25:40,238 --> 00:25:42,069 Search the apartment. 412 00:25:42,140 --> 00:25:43,334 He hasn't been there in three weeks. 413 00:25:43,408 --> 00:25:45,308 Go! Now! 414 00:25:49,481 --> 00:25:51,346 I liked him better when he was on Vicodin. 415 00:25:51,416 --> 00:25:52,974 You and Thirteen check out his place. 416 00:25:53,084 --> 00:25:55,143 While you're wasting your time, we'll ultrasound the liver. 417 00:25:55,253 --> 00:25:58,586 If it's cancer, it's as good a place as any to start. 418 00:26:03,361 --> 00:26:04,726 Hey. Hey. 419 00:26:10,702 --> 00:26:12,670 Heard House met Sam. 420 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:14,664 The first time he was naked. 421 00:26:14,739 --> 00:26:17,572 The second time, he brought a transvestite prostitute to dinner. 422 00:26:17,676 --> 00:26:19,610 Overall, it could've been worse. 423 00:26:20,078 --> 00:26:21,272 Great. 424 00:26:23,915 --> 00:26:25,644 That's your reaction? 425 00:26:25,717 --> 00:26:26,809 What? 426 00:26:26,885 --> 00:26:28,944 Nudity, prostitutes... 427 00:26:29,888 --> 00:26:31,685 Sorry. Preoccupied. 428 00:26:34,726 --> 00:26:36,717 House said something to you, didn't he? 429 00:26:36,795 --> 00:26:39,389 No. He didn't. 430 00:26:49,641 --> 00:26:52,804 It is a little crazy, though. I mean, isn't it? 431 00:26:53,078 --> 00:26:55,342 I mean, things seem to be going great, 432 00:26:55,413 --> 00:26:58,246 but they seemed to be going great 12 years ago. 433 00:26:58,316 --> 00:26:59,840 The good things are still good. 434 00:26:59,918 --> 00:27:02,182 She's still smart, funny, gets me. 435 00:27:02,253 --> 00:27:03,481 And she's less competitive. 436 00:27:03,655 --> 00:27:07,056 Either she's changed or I've changed, but either way... 437 00:27:08,426 --> 00:27:10,018 Am I out of my mind? 438 00:27:13,832 --> 00:27:16,062 You never know what can happen. 439 00:27:16,134 --> 00:27:17,692 Might as well give it a chance. 440 00:27:22,774 --> 00:27:23,934 Yeah. 441 00:27:27,278 --> 00:27:28,609 Looks like you were right. 442 00:27:29,047 --> 00:27:33,609 Tumors, dozens of them inside and on the surface. 443 00:27:35,086 --> 00:27:36,678 Pull in closer. 444 00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:44,158 See that? 445 00:27:45,530 --> 00:27:47,020 What is that? 446 00:27:47,699 --> 00:27:50,793 I don't know, but it's definitely not cancer. 447 00:28:06,818 --> 00:28:07,978 Kitchen's clean. 448 00:28:08,586 --> 00:28:09,848 Bedroom as well. 449 00:28:09,921 --> 00:28:13,015 Most dangerous thing in his medicine cabinet was dental floss. 450 00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:16,517 It's locked. Key wasn't on his ring. 451 00:28:17,028 --> 00:28:18,256 You honestly want to go back 452 00:28:18,329 --> 00:28:21,492 and tell House we didn't check every square inch of this place? 453 00:28:21,566 --> 00:28:23,090 Of course not. 454 00:28:39,584 --> 00:28:40,881 My hero. 455 00:28:51,763 --> 00:28:53,697 What the hell is this? 456 00:28:55,366 --> 00:28:58,597 Either a secret entrance to Hogwarts 457 00:29:00,271 --> 00:29:03,866 or our knight is a witch. 458 00:29:16,855 --> 00:29:19,949 Our knight is into some seriously creepy stuff. 459 00:29:20,024 --> 00:29:21,355 He claims it's just sugar water, 460 00:29:21,426 --> 00:29:23,189 but we sent the rest down to the lab for testing. 461 00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:24,421 You think he poisoned himself? 462 00:29:24,529 --> 00:29:26,963 It's not poison. We would have picked it up in his blood work. 463 00:29:27,031 --> 00:29:29,090 Not if it collected slowly in his liver 464 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,862 and it all started leaking into his system at once. 465 00:29:31,936 --> 00:29:34,131 These tumors that aren't tumors, 466 00:29:34,239 --> 00:29:36,469 what if they're focal hepatic lesions filled with blood? 467 00:29:36,574 --> 00:29:39,975 Every time one explodes, it'd be releasing another dose. 468 00:29:40,078 --> 00:29:41,375 Of what? 469 00:29:44,883 --> 00:29:46,976 Plumbum nigrum. 470 00:29:47,085 --> 00:29:48,416 You putting a hex on someone? 471 00:29:48,486 --> 00:29:50,215 It's Latin for black lead. 472 00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:54,520 Our knightlwarlock apparently also dabbles in alchemy. 473 00:29:55,326 --> 00:29:56,657 Lead poisoning? 474 00:29:56,761 --> 00:30:00,094 Seizures, paralysis, weak immune system and eventually coma. 475 00:30:00,165 --> 00:30:03,066 Biopsy the cysts, you'll find your lead. 476 00:30:11,075 --> 00:30:12,372 You think we'll make the 7:30? 477 00:30:12,443 --> 00:30:15,435 I'm sorry. If I don't change, I'm gonna feel like I'm at work all night. 478 00:30:15,513 --> 00:30:16,912 Yeah, I remember. 479 00:30:16,981 --> 00:30:18,039 Is it a problem? 480 00:30:18,416 --> 00:30:19,781 Not at all. 481 00:30:20,451 --> 00:30:23,682 In fact, if we hurry... 482 00:30:25,957 --> 00:30:28,824 We will definitely not make the 7:30. 483 00:30:28,893 --> 00:30:30,793 Well, there's always the 9:40. 484 00:30:42,006 --> 00:30:43,200 Or not. 485 00:30:50,014 --> 00:30:51,606 Shouldn't you be at the hospital? 486 00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:54,445 Wouldn't need a team if I did all the work, now, would I? 487 00:30:54,652 --> 00:30:55,676 Plus, I had to make you dinner. 488 00:30:55,753 --> 00:30:56,742 We have plans. 489 00:30:57,222 --> 00:30:59,713 Bet your plans don't taste like this. 490 00:31:01,259 --> 00:31:02,487 Don't! 491 00:31:03,294 --> 00:31:06,627 House, whatever it is that you're up to... 492 00:31:07,332 --> 00:31:09,232 I'm trying to be nice. 493 00:31:12,604 --> 00:31:16,005 What I did the other night was juvenile. I'm sorry. 494 00:31:30,488 --> 00:31:31,546 Yeah. 495 00:31:31,623 --> 00:31:32,885 Souffle was amazing. 496 00:31:33,358 --> 00:31:36,191 It's my mom's recipe. Everything else, I got off the web. 497 00:31:37,695 --> 00:31:39,287 Here's to the Internet. 498 00:31:39,364 --> 00:31:40,854 Where I found the lamb ragu 499 00:31:40,932 --> 00:31:43,457 and you two found each other. Again. 500 00:31:43,534 --> 00:31:45,661 Well, it wasn't just the Internet. 501 00:31:45,770 --> 00:31:48,967 Yeah, more like divorce, depression, 502 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:50,974 therapy, more therapy, then the Internet. 503 00:31:51,042 --> 00:31:52,134 Yeah. 504 00:31:52,377 --> 00:31:53,503 And here we are. 505 00:31:53,578 --> 00:31:55,603 Exactly. And here we are. 506 00:31:59,717 --> 00:32:03,153 Well, I need to go to the bathroom. 507 00:32:03,254 --> 00:32:06,382 I think you're old enough now, but if you'd like me to come along with you... 508 00:32:06,457 --> 00:32:09,392 I mean, is it safe to leave the two of you? 509 00:32:09,460 --> 00:32:11,018 Come on, James, enough already. 510 00:32:11,095 --> 00:32:13,563 Yeah, James. I cook in peace. 511 00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:16,332 Okay. Be right back. 512 00:32:26,244 --> 00:32:29,509 You're a cold-hearted bitch who ripped his heart out. 513 00:32:30,181 --> 00:32:32,843 I watched him struggle for years to overcome the damage you did, 514 00:32:32,917 --> 00:32:35,215 and there's no way I'm just gonna let you reel him back in 515 00:32:35,286 --> 00:32:37,618 so you can do it all over again. 516 00:32:42,193 --> 00:32:43,683 And all this? 517 00:32:44,329 --> 00:32:47,093 Phase two of getting to know my enemy. 518 00:32:48,833 --> 00:32:50,323 You're wrong about me. 519 00:32:51,502 --> 00:32:54,266 But I'm glad now I don't have to pretend I like you, 520 00:32:54,339 --> 00:32:56,534 except for when James is standing next to me. 521 00:32:56,808 --> 00:33:00,642 Same here. The only difference is, I'll outlast you. 522 00:33:04,048 --> 00:33:05,413 And scene. 523 00:33:08,286 --> 00:33:10,550 Well, it's too late for the movie. 524 00:33:10,621 --> 00:33:11,781 Wanna see what's on TV? 525 00:33:11,889 --> 00:33:13,083 Absolutely. 526 00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:15,122 Love to. 527 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:25,233 There wasn't any lead present in his blood work or liver biopsy. 528 00:33:25,303 --> 00:33:27,294 And his heart rate and BP are getting even more erratic. 529 00:33:27,405 --> 00:33:31,239 We had to shock it back into rhythm twice during the night. 530 00:33:34,612 --> 00:33:37,137 There's only one thing left to do. 531 00:33:45,656 --> 00:33:47,385 We're wasting our time. 532 00:33:47,458 --> 00:33:49,653 Actually, I've already gotten good value. 533 00:33:50,228 --> 00:33:52,719 I told you there's nothing here that could've caused any of his symptoms. 534 00:33:52,797 --> 00:33:55,265 No, you told me that you couldn't find anything here 535 00:33:55,333 --> 00:33:56,459 that could be causing his symptoms. 536 00:33:56,534 --> 00:33:58,798 And now we're gonna find something new because we're in costume? 537 00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:01,464 We looked everywhere. Tested everything. 538 00:34:02,006 --> 00:34:05,407 Just because Wilson's acting stupid doesn't mean we are. 539 00:34:05,476 --> 00:34:07,637 You think he's making a mistake? 540 00:34:07,712 --> 00:34:10,772 Of course. But he'll figure it out sooner or later. 541 00:34:10,848 --> 00:34:12,645 Hopefully after a few weeks of great sex. 542 00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:14,617 Nothing ventured, nothing gained. 543 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,277 Wilson's not like us. 544 00:34:16,354 --> 00:34:18,754 He cares too much about people and their feelings. 545 00:34:18,823 --> 00:34:19,915 Thanks for the compliment. 546 00:34:19,991 --> 00:34:22,255 The code that our knight claims to live by, 547 00:34:22,326 --> 00:34:26,626 all that crap about honor and chivalry, Wilson's naturally like that. 548 00:34:26,731 --> 00:34:27,755 Which is why he is... 549 00:34:27,832 --> 00:34:29,299 A great guy. 550 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:33,131 ...a sucker and a target. Someone's got to look out for him. 551 00:34:35,306 --> 00:34:36,534 You smell that? 552 00:34:36,607 --> 00:34:38,336 Yeah, it's the apothecary shop, 553 00:34:38,409 --> 00:34:40,843 and, yes, Foreman and I already... 554 00:34:49,954 --> 00:34:51,444 I cry your pardon, sir. 555 00:34:53,791 --> 00:34:55,053 You know what this is? 556 00:34:55,126 --> 00:34:56,150 Why, that's lavender. 557 00:34:56,227 --> 00:34:57,694 Try rose hips. 558 00:34:57,962 --> 00:35:00,328 Both harmless. Who cares? 559 00:35:00,398 --> 00:35:01,660 It could be cyanide, as far as he knows. 560 00:35:03,901 --> 00:35:05,300 How about this? 561 00:35:05,369 --> 00:35:07,200 Be nothing but St John's wort. 562 00:35:07,772 --> 00:35:09,637 Wrong again. Black Cohosh. 563 00:35:11,042 --> 00:35:13,408 My uncle owns the shop. I just started apprenticing. 564 00:35:13,478 --> 00:35:15,309 What's the big deal? 565 00:35:16,614 --> 00:35:20,209 Hey, I just organized all that. 566 00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:26,522 You know what this is? 567 00:35:26,591 --> 00:35:28,024 A wild carrot? 568 00:35:28,426 --> 00:35:32,556 It's hemlock, you embossed carbuncle. 569 00:35:33,998 --> 00:35:35,989 That's hemlock? You sure? 570 00:35:36,067 --> 00:35:38,228 Did you sell it to anyone? 571 00:35:39,637 --> 00:35:41,662 It's poison. Think hard. 572 00:35:43,107 --> 00:35:44,540 It was just one branch. 573 00:35:45,476 --> 00:35:47,137 You sold it to Sir William. 574 00:35:47,211 --> 00:35:49,975 No. To the King. 575 00:35:55,353 --> 00:35:58,516 It's the only part of the environment you didn't check. 576 00:35:58,623 --> 00:36:00,454 The people living in it. 577 00:36:07,431 --> 00:36:09,991 What's going on? Why can't we see William? 578 00:36:10,568 --> 00:36:15,164 Because you poisoned him, your royal anus, with this. 579 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:16,937 Wild carrots? 580 00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:18,100 Hemlock. 581 00:36:18,476 --> 00:36:20,637 I need to know how much you used and how you prepared it. 582 00:36:20,745 --> 00:36:21,734 You did something to William? 583 00:36:21,812 --> 00:36:22,836 No, of course not. 584 00:36:22,914 --> 00:36:26,441 He's still alive. You want to avoid a murder charge, start talking fast. 585 00:36:26,551 --> 00:36:29,452 The apothecary's willing to testify that you're the only one he gave it to. 586 00:36:29,554 --> 00:36:32,455 Okay. Yeah, maybe I bought it for the food challenge, 587 00:36:32,557 --> 00:36:33,751 but I didn't know that was hemlock. 588 00:36:33,824 --> 00:36:35,883 If it was for the challenge, 589 00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,224 why is Wee Willy the only knight who's dying? 590 00:36:38,296 --> 00:36:39,285 I don't know. 591 00:36:39,363 --> 00:36:41,991 I'm telling you, I didn't know. Why would I want to hurt William? 592 00:36:42,333 --> 00:36:44,824 I can think of at least one reason. 593 00:36:44,936 --> 00:36:48,929 Miles, please, whatever happened, just tell them the truth. 594 00:36:49,006 --> 00:36:50,166 I am. 595 00:36:51,475 --> 00:36:52,772 I swear. 596 00:36:56,414 --> 00:36:58,575 We ran a gas chromatography on his blood, 597 00:36:58,649 --> 00:37:00,742 found trace amounts of piperidine alkaloids. 598 00:37:00,818 --> 00:37:02,285 The main markers of hemlock intoxication. 599 00:37:02,954 --> 00:37:05,616 Well, the good news is, we now know what's wrong with you. 600 00:37:05,957 --> 00:37:10,394 Bad news is, your king's precious ideals were just pretend after all. 601 00:37:10,695 --> 00:37:13,528 At least when it comes to guys who get too close to his Queen. 602 00:37:14,398 --> 00:37:15,922 It's not true. 603 00:37:17,602 --> 00:37:19,035 I guess you've never heard the expression, 604 00:37:19,103 --> 00:37:21,298 "Gas chromatography machines don't lie." 605 00:37:21,405 --> 00:37:23,202 Neither does Miles. 606 00:37:23,808 --> 00:37:25,571 He's the best knight I've ever known. 607 00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:27,772 That's why he was chosen king. 608 00:37:27,878 --> 00:37:31,712 Miles is a jealous idiot, and you're just an idiot. 609 00:37:32,283 --> 00:37:34,046 Something's wrong. 610 00:37:34,118 --> 00:37:37,417 We performed a gastric lavage and administered activated charcoal, 611 00:37:37,488 --> 00:37:39,547 but he's getting worse, not better. 612 00:37:39,624 --> 00:37:41,387 It's been in his system two days. 613 00:37:41,459 --> 00:37:42,926 We're lucky he's lasted this long. 614 00:37:42,994 --> 00:37:45,258 If it was hemlock, he'd either be dead already 615 00:37:45,329 --> 00:37:46,421 or getting better with treatment. 616 00:37:46,497 --> 00:37:47,896 It's hemlock. We found it in his blood. 617 00:37:47,965 --> 00:37:49,057 He may have had some hemlock, 618 00:37:49,133 --> 00:37:51,431 but it's not what's killing him. 619 00:37:57,308 --> 00:37:59,674 Don't do it, whatever you're planning, 620 00:37:59,744 --> 00:38:01,211 especially if you're gonna use that thing. 621 00:38:02,546 --> 00:38:04,138 It was just sitting in a stone... 622 00:38:04,849 --> 00:38:09,616 Here. It's gonna cost extra 'cause of the level of detail that you wanted. 623 00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:13,247 Anything good? And by good, I, of course, mean bad. 624 00:38:13,357 --> 00:38:15,587 Nope. Pretty much your typical life. 625 00:38:15,693 --> 00:38:17,285 Married young, got divorced. 626 00:38:17,361 --> 00:38:19,886 Married a little less young, got divorced. 627 00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:22,728 She's been pretty successful in everything she's done except marriage. 628 00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:24,631 Well, there's gotta be something I can use. 629 00:38:24,702 --> 00:38:28,433 Maybe. Didn't read her shrink's notes. Didn't seem right. 630 00:38:29,106 --> 00:38:30,334 But stealing them did? 631 00:38:30,408 --> 00:38:33,536 Whoa! I didn't steal them. I found a way to obtain them. 632 00:38:34,011 --> 00:38:38,380 Excuse me. I don't mean to interrupt, but you got a minute? 633 00:38:38,649 --> 00:38:39,809 Sure. 634 00:38:41,352 --> 00:38:43,684 Oh, him? Yeah. I was just leaving. 635 00:38:47,124 --> 00:38:49,149 Careful, I have a sword. 636 00:38:52,496 --> 00:38:54,088 I don't agree with what you said, 637 00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:56,793 but I understand why you said it. 638 00:38:57,134 --> 00:38:59,261 We were married young. We both made mistakes. 639 00:38:59,537 --> 00:39:02,131 And, yes, I did make most of them. 640 00:39:02,206 --> 00:39:04,106 But that was almost a decade ago. 641 00:39:04,208 --> 00:39:07,939 I'm sorry, is that the statutory period for soul sucking? 642 00:39:08,612 --> 00:39:11,547 I'm not asking you to like me, House. 643 00:39:11,615 --> 00:39:13,310 To be honest, I think you're an ass, 644 00:39:13,384 --> 00:39:16,251 but we do have one thing in common. 645 00:39:17,388 --> 00:39:19,219 We care about James. 646 00:39:19,290 --> 00:39:22,123 So prove it and dump him. Again. 647 00:39:22,727 --> 00:39:24,922 You're pretty much insufferable all the time, aren't you? 648 00:39:24,995 --> 00:39:27,054 Sorry. Go on. And yes. 649 00:39:27,131 --> 00:39:30,794 We just reconnected, we have no idea where we're headed. 650 00:39:32,069 --> 00:39:37,439 But is it really too much to ask that you give us a chance to find out? 651 00:39:44,415 --> 00:39:46,406 I'm sure I'll be seeing you around. 652 00:40:18,616 --> 00:40:21,676 We did it. Well, I did it. 653 00:40:22,153 --> 00:40:23,279 What exactly did we do? 654 00:40:25,222 --> 00:40:26,348 You do? 655 00:40:26,457 --> 00:40:28,288 These aren't focal hepatic lesions on his liver. 656 00:40:28,392 --> 00:40:30,656 They're peliosis hepatis lesions, 657 00:40:30,728 --> 00:40:33,993 which, in combination with an erratic heart rate, usually indicates... 658 00:40:34,064 --> 00:40:36,362 Endocarditis, an infection on his heart valve. 659 00:40:36,467 --> 00:40:39,527 Two major symptoms of anabolic steroid abuse. 660 00:40:39,637 --> 00:40:40,729 No, he wouldn't... 661 00:40:40,805 --> 00:40:42,136 And the rhabdo makes the third. 662 00:40:42,206 --> 00:40:44,197 Our patient's a juicer. 663 00:40:45,042 --> 00:40:48,068 The ancient poison accelerated the damage of the modern poison. 664 00:40:48,979 --> 00:40:52,142 Start treatment. Let the king out of the tower. 665 00:40:58,923 --> 00:41:00,618 How are you feeling? 666 00:41:00,691 --> 00:41:01,817 Ashamed. 667 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:04,952 You should be. 668 00:41:05,329 --> 00:41:07,923 You'll compromise your ideals to win a fight, 669 00:41:07,998 --> 00:41:10,694 but not to go for the woman you love. 670 00:41:12,102 --> 00:41:14,468 That was a game, not real life. 671 00:41:16,674 --> 00:41:17,698 I didn't... 672 00:41:17,775 --> 00:41:19,766 Hurt anyone? Try telling that to Shannon. 673 00:41:19,844 --> 00:41:23,211 Or maybe I missed something while she was crying by your bed. 674 00:41:23,981 --> 00:41:26,245 You don't need to win anyone's heart. 675 00:41:27,051 --> 00:41:29,178 You just need to ask for it. 676 00:41:38,529 --> 00:41:41,123 Miles is a great guy. 677 00:41:42,366 --> 00:41:43,993 He's rich, smart, treats her well. 678 00:41:44,068 --> 00:41:47,231 She's going to have a great life with him. 679 00:41:47,371 --> 00:41:48,804 With me? 680 00:41:48,873 --> 00:41:50,067 I'd do everything I could for her, 681 00:41:50,140 --> 00:41:51,767 but even at my best, it wouldn't be much. 682 00:41:51,842 --> 00:41:54,709 And she deserves the best. 683 00:41:57,314 --> 00:42:00,977 I guess I'd rather she be happy, even if it means I'm not. 684 00:42:04,421 --> 00:42:07,151 Guess House was right about that, too. 685 00:42:07,324 --> 00:42:08,484 What? 686 00:42:08,826 --> 00:42:10,851 You really are an idiot.