1 00:00:44,511 --> 00:00:46,570 Are you ever coming to bed? 2 00:00:49,082 --> 00:00:50,413 I still say I'm a vegetarian. 3 00:00:50,483 --> 00:00:52,508 You can say that you're an astronaut, 4 00:00:52,585 --> 00:00:54,075 but that doesn't make it true. 5 00:00:54,154 --> 00:00:56,179 A salmon is not a vegetable, Frankie. 6 00:00:56,289 --> 00:00:58,484 Well, apparently eight out of 10 commenters agree with you, 7 00:00:58,591 --> 00:01:00,058 except for the part where you said, 8 00:01:00,126 --> 00:01:02,185 "I believe what I want to believe." 9 00:01:02,295 --> 00:01:03,557 That, they found a little judgmental. 10 00:01:03,630 --> 00:01:05,928 You blogged our argument? 11 00:01:05,999 --> 00:01:08,490 I asked you to quit talking about me. 12 00:01:08,601 --> 00:01:10,865 I don't want a bunch of people that I don't know 13 00:01:10,970 --> 00:01:12,938 hearing stuff that's meant to be between me and you. 14 00:01:13,006 --> 00:01:15,304 I write about my life, 15 00:01:15,375 --> 00:01:16,706 and you're a big part of that. 16 00:01:16,776 --> 00:01:18,710 That's great. I want to be a big part of your life, 17 00:01:18,812 --> 00:01:20,837 but I don't want to be a big part of their lives. 18 00:01:21,347 --> 00:01:24,874 Take it down. Erase it, delete it, make it go away. 19 00:01:33,793 --> 00:01:35,226 Come on, man, it's 2:00 in the morning, 20 00:01:35,295 --> 00:01:36,489 these walls are made of tissue paper. 21 00:01:36,563 --> 00:01:38,997 I gotta be up in three hours to do a wiring job out in Edison. 22 00:01:39,065 --> 00:01:40,327 Sorry, we'll try to hold it down. 23 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:41,424 Sorry. 24 00:01:43,403 --> 00:01:44,961 Frankie, what happened? 25 00:01:46,806 --> 00:01:49,172 No, no, that's not what you think. Something's wrong. 26 00:01:49,242 --> 00:01:51,608 We need a police car at 152 Haverhill. 27 00:01:51,678 --> 00:01:54,203 What are you two talking about? 28 00:01:54,881 --> 00:01:56,348 Oh, my God. 29 00:01:58,751 --> 00:01:59,809 Are you all right? 30 00:01:59,886 --> 00:02:02,013 I think it's coming from my gums. 31 00:02:44,364 --> 00:02:45,456 What are you doing tonight? 32 00:02:45,532 --> 00:02:46,965 Masturbating. 33 00:02:47,066 --> 00:02:49,193 I'd invite you, but people are already talking. 34 00:02:49,269 --> 00:02:53,035 It's pathetic. You divide your nights between porn and the Discovery Channel. 35 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:56,439 Right, playing Dance Dance Revolution is a much better choice. 36 00:02:56,543 --> 00:03:01,276 Okay, that was a gift from a patient, and it happens to be great exercise. 37 00:03:01,881 --> 00:03:04,145 I mean, who rents porn anymore? 38 00:03:04,217 --> 00:03:05,912 Can't you get that stuff on the Internet? 39 00:03:05,985 --> 00:03:09,751 You can, but you can't get disk two with the director's commentary. 40 00:03:10,423 --> 00:03:12,891 Come out with me tonight. I'm going speed dating. 41 00:03:12,959 --> 00:03:14,984 If you mean you're dating on meth, count me in. 42 00:03:15,094 --> 00:03:16,083 You need to meet somebody. 43 00:03:16,162 --> 00:03:17,322 This way, you meet 20 somebodies. 44 00:03:17,397 --> 00:03:19,388 Over a five-minute discussion of Proust? 45 00:03:19,465 --> 00:03:20,762 Speed dating's a meat market. 46 00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:23,427 Yeah, dozens of women, just waiting to be hit on. 47 00:03:23,503 --> 00:03:27,337 Your odds of a happy ending are nearly as good as staying home and watching porn. 48 00:03:36,583 --> 00:03:38,107 You plan on doing any work today? 49 00:03:38,184 --> 00:03:41,119 I thought I might do a little light doctoring in the afternoon. 50 00:03:41,187 --> 00:03:43,849 Twenty-eight-year-old female, sudden unexplained coagulopathy. 51 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:45,618 Could be congenital thrombocytopenia. 52 00:03:45,692 --> 00:03:46,818 Platelets look normal. 53 00:03:46,926 --> 00:03:48,951 The patient makes money doing freelance photography. 54 00:03:49,028 --> 00:03:51,588 Some photographic processes produce toxic gases. 55 00:03:51,664 --> 00:03:54,258 She's a blogger. I can't see her photos being anything but digital. 56 00:03:54,334 --> 00:03:58,270 What does she blog? Politics? Dominatrix? Cooking? I need recipes. 57 00:03:58,338 --> 00:04:01,000 It's a personal journal. I don't get putting your whole life online. 58 00:04:01,107 --> 00:04:03,940 It's not that crazy. Privacy's basically a modern invention. 59 00:04:04,010 --> 00:04:07,468 Towns used to be too small for anybody to keep any secrets. 60 00:04:07,547 --> 00:04:10,607 What if it's not the platelets, but the glue that holds them together? 61 00:04:10,683 --> 00:04:13,174 No, thrombin and von Willebrand factor are normal. 62 00:04:13,286 --> 00:04:14,719 And knowing too much about each other 63 00:04:14,821 --> 00:04:17,688 is exactly why people leave small towns and move to the city. 64 00:04:17,790 --> 00:04:19,223 And a lot of people choose to stay 65 00:04:19,325 --> 00:04:22,988 because in return for zero privacy, you get community, connection... 66 00:04:23,062 --> 00:04:25,360 Big, red A's for our tunics. 67 00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:27,058 Connections are for airports. 68 00:04:27,166 --> 00:04:29,657 For people, we have over 300 cable channels. 69 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:30,998 Her photos may be digital, 70 00:04:31,070 --> 00:04:33,470 doesn't mean she couldn't have been exposed to some other toxin. 71 00:04:33,539 --> 00:04:34,870 We should search the apartment. 72 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:38,240 Eenie, meenie, minie, Thirteen and Tiny. 73 00:04:42,915 --> 00:04:44,348 This one's locked. 74 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:48,678 I'm surprised you took the pro-community position. 75 00:04:48,755 --> 00:04:51,019 I have friends, I like people. 76 00:04:51,090 --> 00:04:53,251 You also like secrets. 77 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:56,593 You deny it, that sort of proves my point. 78 00:04:57,163 --> 00:05:00,997 When we're left to our own devices, we make lousy choices. 79 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:05,530 Ignore it. 80 00:05:05,605 --> 00:05:09,939 I can hear you in there. Open the door or I'm calling the cops. 81 00:05:10,076 --> 00:05:12,510 We're four stories up, but there's a fire escape on the other wall. 82 00:05:12,578 --> 00:05:14,239 The ledge might be wide enough... 83 00:05:16,949 --> 00:05:18,974 We're doctors. We aren't stealing anything. 84 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:21,418 We are collecting samples. 85 00:05:22,922 --> 00:05:24,549 Who are you? The neighbor. 86 00:05:24,691 --> 00:05:25,749 Did they say that you could come in here? 87 00:05:25,858 --> 00:05:27,792 Yep. What do you know about Frankie and Taylor? 88 00:05:27,894 --> 00:05:30,727 Not much. The guy works a lot, but I see Frankie around. 89 00:05:30,797 --> 00:05:34,028 We argue a few times a week, and then we go back about our business. 90 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:35,124 What do you argue about? 91 00:05:35,234 --> 00:05:36,531 Frankie's got some strong opinions. 92 00:05:36,602 --> 00:05:39,366 Wants to recycle every molecule of trash. 93 00:05:39,439 --> 00:05:41,430 You take the anti-recycling position? 94 00:05:41,541 --> 00:05:44,977 Trash piling up for composting is attracting every rat in the neighborhood. 95 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:46,773 I had to put down poison. 96 00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:48,471 That's her private drawer, what are you doing over there? 97 00:05:48,548 --> 00:05:51,073 She says she doesn't have any secrets, I'm taking her at her word. 98 00:05:51,150 --> 00:05:54,210 Is there any chance Frankie touched the rat poison? 99 00:05:54,287 --> 00:05:55,652 Touched it? She grabbed a chunk of it 100 00:05:55,755 --> 00:05:58,280 right out of the mouth of the schnauzer from down the hall. 101 00:05:58,391 --> 00:06:01,383 Now every time I put the stuff down, she picks it back up. 102 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,280 You brought a date? 103 00:06:28,354 --> 00:06:29,946 Wilson seemed to think it was a good idea. 104 00:06:30,022 --> 00:06:31,546 You need to dive back into the pool. 105 00:06:31,624 --> 00:06:33,091 And he has to swim in ours? 106 00:06:33,159 --> 00:06:35,650 You go to a bar, you bring your ugly friends. 107 00:06:35,762 --> 00:06:37,662 It's not a beauty pageant. 108 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:39,357 Life is a beauty pageant. 109 00:06:39,465 --> 00:06:42,263 Little girls who kiss frogs expect them to turn into you. 110 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:44,599 Come on, I'm not that good-looking. 111 00:06:44,670 --> 00:06:45,796 Yeah, you are. 112 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:49,330 You kind of are. 113 00:06:49,442 --> 00:06:51,342 So you attribute every relationship 114 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,504 I've ever had to the height of my cheekbones? 115 00:06:53,613 --> 00:06:55,274 Not the whole relationship, just the beginning. 116 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:57,179 The rest is your hair. This is ridiculous. 117 00:06:57,283 --> 00:07:00,184 Women aren't as distracted by appearances as we are. 118 00:07:00,286 --> 00:07:01,651 They look deeper. 119 00:07:03,289 --> 00:07:04,449 You wanna bet? 120 00:07:05,458 --> 00:07:07,858 You can't tell anyone you're a doctor. You're unemployed. 121 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:10,861 You're also a little slow. Misunderstand everything they say. 122 00:07:10,963 --> 00:07:12,658 And lose the accent. 123 00:07:12,732 --> 00:07:15,963 A hundred bucks says you still walk out of here with a dozen names. 124 00:07:17,136 --> 00:07:19,969 Ladies and gentlemen, the fun is about to start. 125 00:07:20,039 --> 00:07:21,472 When I strike this gong, 126 00:07:21,541 --> 00:07:24,009 each man should sit at the table you've been assigned. 127 00:07:24,076 --> 00:07:27,568 When I strike it again, date's over, move on. 128 00:07:30,917 --> 00:07:31,975 I'm an oncologist. 129 00:07:32,051 --> 00:07:35,919 My aunt and my grandma, they both died from breast cancer. 130 00:07:36,656 --> 00:07:38,556 Do you want to talk about it? 131 00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:42,891 I'm a diagnostician. 132 00:07:44,497 --> 00:07:46,431 I find out what's wrong with people and I fix it. 133 00:07:46,532 --> 00:07:48,693 Don't all doctors do that? 134 00:07:49,769 --> 00:07:52,567 Yeah, but they can't dance like I can. 135 00:07:54,774 --> 00:07:56,264 I play video games. 136 00:07:56,342 --> 00:07:58,037 Oh, professionally? 137 00:08:00,546 --> 00:08:02,036 I wish, bro. 138 00:08:02,548 --> 00:08:06,746 After six months of chemo, we thought he was out of the woods. 139 00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:10,556 I don't want kids. Check. 140 00:08:10,623 --> 00:08:12,716 I'm thinking about going from a C to a D. 141 00:08:12,792 --> 00:08:13,884 Quadruple check. 142 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:15,928 And I'm on fire for the Lord. 143 00:08:17,396 --> 00:08:18,761 I'm a chocolatier. 144 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:20,628 I could tell by your hips. 145 00:08:21,767 --> 00:08:24,759 Yeah, I guess I could afford to lose a few pounds. 146 00:08:26,305 --> 00:08:28,398 I don't think I know anybody who died of cancer. 147 00:08:28,474 --> 00:08:32,308 Thank God. For you, I mean. Obviously. 148 00:08:32,411 --> 00:08:36,575 Except my cat. She died a few months ago. 149 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:38,774 I hate these things. 150 00:08:38,885 --> 00:08:41,911 You here at gunpoint? Need me to call 911? 151 00:08:42,488 --> 00:08:45,924 Friend dragged me. She keeps trying to fix my life, 152 00:08:45,992 --> 00:08:49,894 which, admittedly, could use it, but still, annoying. 153 00:08:50,663 --> 00:08:52,426 You like puzzles. 154 00:08:52,965 --> 00:08:55,331 I hoped my job would let me play with puzzles all day long, 155 00:08:55,434 --> 00:08:57,800 but it didn't work out that way. 156 00:08:58,237 --> 00:09:01,297 Police detective. Turns out criminals are idiots. 157 00:09:01,407 --> 00:09:05,468 If they're not gonna bother to challenge you, what's the point? 158 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:10,574 Is there a fire alarm we could pull? 159 00:09:10,650 --> 00:09:12,345 Maybe get out of here. 160 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:18,451 Except maybe you're just too swoft. 161 00:09:20,159 --> 00:09:21,558 I beg your pardon? 162 00:09:21,627 --> 00:09:23,788 Swoft. It's one of your crossword answers. 163 00:09:23,863 --> 00:09:25,728 I believe it means, "Lying manipulator 164 00:09:25,798 --> 00:09:27,595 "who tells men anything they want to hear." 165 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:30,329 You brought a prop as a conversation starter, 166 00:09:30,436 --> 00:09:32,666 folded the paper to make it look read, filled in some answers, 167 00:09:32,772 --> 00:09:34,069 but you couldn't be bothered to work at it, 168 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:35,971 so you just put in random letters. 169 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:38,602 You have some natural talent as a liar, 170 00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:40,646 but not enough brains to see it through. 171 00:09:40,713 --> 00:09:42,544 I'm gonna assume you're not a cop. 172 00:09:44,116 --> 00:09:46,141 Are the five minutes up? 173 00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:58,030 These women would welcome a call from you. 174 00:09:58,130 --> 00:10:01,293 And these women would welcome a call from you. 175 00:10:05,638 --> 00:10:06,798 My. 176 00:10:17,650 --> 00:10:19,413 It's nice to have visitors. 177 00:10:19,518 --> 00:10:20,542 I'm updating my blog. 178 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,520 And I'm reading it. 179 00:10:23,422 --> 00:10:26,050 You realize you're in the same room. 180 00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:28,390 Sorry. 181 00:10:29,762 --> 00:10:31,252 So I've been thinking about what you said, 182 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:34,060 and I'm sure I washed my hands after I threw out the rat poison. 183 00:10:34,166 --> 00:10:36,657 Apparently you did it multiple times, over a course of days. 184 00:10:36,736 --> 00:10:37,725 Can't be too certain. 185 00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:39,327 You must be Dr. Foreman. 186 00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:42,438 Gotta get back to work. Okay. 187 00:10:42,541 --> 00:10:43,872 Take it easy. Okay. 188 00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:47,576 What? She reads my blog. 189 00:10:51,050 --> 00:10:52,779 Personally, I don't think you're condescending at all. 190 00:10:52,885 --> 00:10:55,445 That's not what I wrote. When you were taking my history, 191 00:10:55,554 --> 00:10:57,454 I told you I went white-water rafting six months ago, 192 00:10:57,556 --> 00:10:59,683 and you said it was "unlikely to be related." 193 00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:01,158 I was just giving information. 194 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:02,694 Let's face it, you got a little snarky. 195 00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:04,457 You can't convey a tone of voice in writing. 196 00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:05,861 I just put what you said. 197 00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:07,398 If you don't want people to think you're condescending, 198 00:11:07,466 --> 00:11:10,333 maybe you shouldn't say condescending things. 199 00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:13,037 Can this wait a second? 'Cause I have to pee. 200 00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:22,103 I think people behave badly because there are no records of what we say or do, 201 00:11:22,214 --> 00:11:24,978 and nobody believes anymore that God's watching. 202 00:11:25,084 --> 00:11:26,551 Well, God's not, but I am. 203 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:30,282 Everything is on the record, including everything I do. 204 00:11:31,457 --> 00:11:34,153 I don't think my pee is supposed to be mud-colored. 205 00:11:38,397 --> 00:11:40,126 We were wrong about the rat poison. 206 00:11:45,304 --> 00:11:48,068 Coagulopathy plus kidney equals what? 207 00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:50,436 Hemolytic uremic syndrome. 208 00:11:50,509 --> 00:11:52,204 Normal creatinine levels. 209 00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:54,246 She has elevated cholesterol. 210 00:11:54,313 --> 00:11:56,975 Hey, Wilson! I can't find my pornos. 211 00:11:59,151 --> 00:12:00,641 Have you tried offering a reward? 212 00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:03,881 Gaucher's Disease. It would affect her ability to synthesize Vitamin K. 213 00:12:03,956 --> 00:12:05,583 She's on a semi- vegetarian diet. 214 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:07,148 Means she gets plenty of Vitamin K. 215 00:12:07,259 --> 00:12:09,090 Sjogrens is more likely. 216 00:12:09,161 --> 00:12:11,061 I assume you moved them while you were dusting. 217 00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:14,429 I checked the drawers, window sill, the DVD player in your room. 218 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,968 The quiet ones are always deeply repressed. 219 00:12:17,036 --> 00:12:19,095 I returned them to the store. 220 00:12:19,171 --> 00:12:20,900 She had a fish dinner a couple of nights ago. 221 00:12:20,973 --> 00:12:23,066 Could be Haff Disease causing rhabdo. 222 00:12:23,142 --> 00:12:25,633 What? Why did you return them to the store? 223 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,475 It's no trouble, I had to stop next door for my dry cleaning anyway. 224 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,106 Sjogrens would inhibit the clotting enzymes, infiltrate the kidneys, 225 00:12:31,183 --> 00:12:32,650 explains everything. So does Haff Disease. 226 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,447 I'm not thanking you, I'm asking you why. 227 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:37,853 Because if I did happen to bring a woman home last night, 228 00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:41,586 I wanted it to be a porn-free zone. 229 00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:48,498 You do realize things don't have to be socks to go into a sock drawer. 230 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:51,195 I'm sorry. Horribly, horribly sorry. 231 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:54,205 I thought you'd watched them all. 232 00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:58,776 You completely ruined my morning. 233 00:12:58,844 --> 00:13:00,903 I had to pull out your old family photos. 234 00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:03,973 Your mom was pretty hot. 235 00:13:07,653 --> 00:13:09,780 Haff Disease fits the timing best. 236 00:13:09,855 --> 00:13:12,187 Start her on saline and Mannitol. 237 00:13:22,234 --> 00:13:23,599 You reading your patient's blog? 238 00:13:23,669 --> 00:13:24,795 No. 239 00:13:25,504 --> 00:13:28,268 You should. Could be some clues. 240 00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:31,675 Too many. It'd be like doing a whole body scan, 241 00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:33,974 send us up eight blind alleys. 242 00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:35,274 That's why Chase is doing it. 243 00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:39,046 She mentions you. 244 00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:40,244 She's never met me. 245 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:44,951 You're an unseen presence, like the Wizard of Oz. 246 00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:48,424 He was a fraud. She couldn't have gone with Keyser Soze? 247 00:13:48,527 --> 00:13:50,859 Speaking of movies that don't make any sense, 248 00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:53,922 I stopped at the rental store to get those pornos back. 249 00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:56,501 I told the guy at the counter I was so grateful that you'd returned them, 250 00:13:56,569 --> 00:14:00,232 but I wanted them, and guess what? You only returned two. 251 00:14:00,973 --> 00:14:02,634 You lost the third. 252 00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:06,940 Decent of you to pay for it, not let them put it on my bill. 253 00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:08,274 You know... 254 00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:11,040 I can explain what happened. 255 00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:12,208 I'm sure you could, 256 00:14:12,284 --> 00:14:14,752 but rather than listen to your lies, I thought it'd be more fun 257 00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:17,414 to drive all over town and get another copy. 258 00:14:19,091 --> 00:14:20,888 You have it here? 259 00:14:33,572 --> 00:14:36,939 Oh, God. Oh, God. 260 00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:40,440 Okay, first, that's not me. 261 00:14:40,512 --> 00:14:42,104 It's not... Mostly not... 262 00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:48,151 I was in college! I don't... My roommate was minoring in film. 263 00:14:48,587 --> 00:14:50,248 Are you hyperventilating? 264 00:14:50,322 --> 00:14:53,086 Remember that covering your mouth and one nostril can help. 265 00:14:53,158 --> 00:14:56,594 He had to get this in for some grade, and he was desperate. 266 00:14:56,662 --> 00:14:59,825 And the only reason I did it was because no one would ever see it. 267 00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:02,162 Who knew he'd become an actual director? 268 00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:05,032 He's not a director, he's an artist. 269 00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:10,305 The way he plays with light and darkness and boobs. 270 00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:12,139 Look, that's not me. 271 00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:15,009 What are you? Where are you taking me? 272 00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:16,706 Be not afraid. 273 00:15:16,782 --> 00:15:19,478 The forest nymphs have taught me how to please a woman. 274 00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:23,851 That's not me! It's not me. You can see it's not me! 275 00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:30,684 He added extra scenes so he could release it as a porno. 276 00:15:30,796 --> 00:15:34,197 Be not afraid, Wilson. You took risks for your art. 277 00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:36,664 Oh, boy. 278 00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:45,471 No one... Hey, look at me. No one can know about this. 279 00:15:46,478 --> 00:15:49,345 From this moment on, my lips are sealed. 280 00:15:55,921 --> 00:15:57,513 Sorry. It's okay. 281 00:15:57,589 --> 00:15:58,749 Be not afraid. 282 00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:05,854 Find anything? 283 00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:10,662 Relevant? No. Interesting? I guess. 284 00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:13,864 There's nothing she doesn't share. "Angry sex is overrated. 285 00:16:13,939 --> 00:16:16,567 "How can he expect me to be aroused when I'm so pissed at him?" 286 00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:18,939 Revelations like that might just earn her a new kidney. 287 00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:21,171 An hour after she blogged about her kidney failure, 288 00:16:21,246 --> 00:16:23,612 the hospital got a call from Singapore. 289 00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:27,117 One of Frankie's readers asking how hard it would be to donate. 290 00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:32,416 How good-looking am I? 291 00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:36,886 I'm not asking if you're attracted to me, 292 00:16:36,962 --> 00:16:38,862 I'm looking for an objective answer. 293 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,058 Oh, okay, then it's an appropriate question. 294 00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:44,227 Last night I acted like a complete tosser to prove to House 295 00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:46,100 that women don't go out with me for my looks. 296 00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:49,766 Cost me 100 bucks and my definition of myself. And women. 297 00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:52,105 So date men, they're not shallow at all. 298 00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:54,276 Everything's physical. Yes, 299 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,575 we are physical beings. Some more than others. 300 00:16:56,648 --> 00:16:59,048 Please don't define my entire gender based on one night. 301 00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:01,951 No. What if the patient's problem is a physical reaction, 302 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,545 not an emotional one? 303 00:17:03,622 --> 00:17:06,750 What if her lack of arousal had nothing to do with their fight? 304 00:17:06,825 --> 00:17:09,293 Sjogrens would inhibit her normal secretions. 305 00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:17,258 Sorry for keeping you up. I thought it better not to wait till morning. 306 00:17:17,336 --> 00:17:19,964 Oh, it's no problem, I'm a night owl. 307 00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:26,837 So you think I might have this Sjogrens because of my lack of discharge? 308 00:17:26,945 --> 00:17:29,641 Yes. It's lucky you wrote about that. 309 00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:32,649 And a little crazy, you're thinking, to share that much. 310 00:17:32,751 --> 00:17:37,188 Not crazy, unusual, to be so intimate with people you don't know. 311 00:17:37,289 --> 00:17:40,656 But I do know them. They read my blog, I comment on theirs. 312 00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:42,351 Just because you haven't met someone physically 313 00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:43,826 doesn't mean you don't know them. 314 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,296 What about you? Are you in a relationship? 315 00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:48,830 It recently ended. 316 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,163 Oh, sorry. 317 00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:52,829 Lie flat on your back, all the way. 318 00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:58,439 But you saw each other every day, right? 319 00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:00,478 How much did you tell her about what you were thinking? 320 00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:03,037 Or did you just end up talking about where you were going to dinner 321 00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:05,946 and who needed to do the laundry? 322 00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:08,786 Is that what your relationship with Taylor is like? 323 00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:09,946 No. 324 00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:12,456 Well, maybe a little. 325 00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:15,189 He's great, but sometimes 326 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:18,661 it's easier to open up to people who aren't looking at you. 327 00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:21,722 You need to lie flat for us to get the x-ray. 328 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:25,395 I'm actually not comfortable on my back. Can't we do it this way? 329 00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:26,664 Did you strain a muscle? 330 00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:27,830 No. 331 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,098 What's wrong? 332 00:18:37,516 --> 00:18:39,347 I've booked our patient in for heart surgery. 333 00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:42,683 I was doing a sialogram on her, and she didn't want to lie on her back. 334 00:18:42,754 --> 00:18:45,552 That's a complaint you hear from people with heart valve issues. 335 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,751 It fits. Sjogrens damaged her heart, 336 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:50,055 causing her clotting problems, causing her kidneys to fail. 337 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:53,292 You based all that on the fact that she didn't want to lie down? 338 00:18:53,398 --> 00:18:57,960 That, and the cardiac echo I performed after she didn't want to lie down. 339 00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:01,766 Her mitral valve is nearly gone, 340 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,569 which means she's nearly gone. 341 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,737 God, you're pretty. 342 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:17,517 So we can replace the mitral valve with a pig valve or with a plastic one. 343 00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:19,523 From an actual pig? 344 00:19:19,591 --> 00:19:22,651 It's the better choice if you want to have children someday. 345 00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:25,356 The plastic valve requires you to be on anticoagulants, 346 00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:27,022 which are known to cause birth defects. 347 00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,897 On the other hand, the pig valve wears out quickly, 348 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:33,199 so you'd need to have heart surgery again in 10 years. 349 00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:37,231 I know that you're on the fence about having kids, but Taylor really wants them. 350 00:19:39,778 --> 00:19:41,109 It's in the blog. 351 00:19:41,213 --> 00:19:45,616 I'm afraid you two will need to agree on that decision earlier than planned. 352 00:19:53,592 --> 00:19:55,059 It's your call. 353 00:19:58,096 --> 00:19:59,563 Can you pass me my laptop? 354 00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:02,330 Seriously? I want to get some feedback. 355 00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:04,561 You really think that asking strangers 356 00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:07,969 for some off-the-top-of- their-head response is gonna be helpful here? 357 00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:10,007 A lot of your readers are into animal rights. 358 00:20:10,108 --> 00:20:11,905 They've got you two-thirds of the way to vegan, 359 00:20:11,977 --> 00:20:15,105 what are they gonna say about you buying your life with the life of a pig? 360 00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:17,045 Whatever they say, I don't have to do it. 361 00:20:17,115 --> 00:20:18,275 It won't work out that way, 362 00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:21,513 and we're the ones that are gonna have to live with this. 363 00:20:21,753 --> 00:20:24,984 Please, Frankie. Don't tell them. 364 00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:30,818 If I start picking and choosing, I'm being dishonest. 365 00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:32,929 I'm sorry. 366 00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:49,944 Thanks. 367 00:21:04,963 --> 00:21:08,160 Though I guess I should thank whoever taught you how to please a woman. 368 00:21:13,071 --> 00:21:15,471 Maybe it was the forest nymphs. 369 00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:24,375 Get my Vertigo poster back. 370 00:21:28,353 --> 00:21:30,821 Be not afraid, it's exact change. 371 00:21:31,823 --> 00:21:33,017 Okay. 372 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:39,224 Hello. 373 00:21:40,065 --> 00:21:42,556 I'm looking to get something on House. 374 00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:46,001 Couldn't you just ask the love-nymphs for the secret? 375 00:21:46,071 --> 00:21:47,333 Don't. 376 00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:52,002 My mission is to find something that House would not like to see made public, 377 00:21:52,077 --> 00:21:53,669 and make it public. 378 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:55,942 In. 379 00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:58,715 But you know him better than anyone, why do you need my help? 380 00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:00,945 House would never leave anything secret around the condo. 381 00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:05,183 But you've worked in the same office with him, on and off, for years. 382 00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:09,353 Think back. Were there ever any odd phone calls or visitors from the past? 383 00:22:09,428 --> 00:22:11,862 He openly brings prostitutes into the hospital, 384 00:22:11,930 --> 00:22:15,024 and he gambles with bookies because he's too lazy to go to the OTB, 385 00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:16,863 and you're asking for... 386 00:22:19,905 --> 00:22:22,203 What? What? What? 387 00:22:23,075 --> 00:22:24,736 He's reading The Golden Bowl. 388 00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:26,402 By Henry James? 389 00:22:26,478 --> 00:22:30,608 Yeah. No, he's not really reading it. 390 00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:33,051 Okay. I don't understand. 391 00:22:33,118 --> 00:22:35,086 That book's at least 400 pages long, 392 00:22:35,153 --> 00:22:37,121 whatever he's reading is only half that thick. 393 00:22:37,222 --> 00:22:40,453 Maybe he's reading a version with a smaller font. 394 00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:43,727 He's not using his reading glasses. 395 00:22:43,795 --> 00:22:45,387 That's a good point. 396 00:22:45,464 --> 00:22:48,262 He took the cover off The Golden Bowl and put it onto this other book, 397 00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:50,631 so no one would know what he was reading. 398 00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:53,466 Whatever it is, he's ashamed of it. 399 00:22:54,906 --> 00:22:56,203 Huh. 400 00:23:02,481 --> 00:23:05,973 I'm going with plastic. It just makes more sense. 401 00:23:06,518 --> 00:23:08,008 I don't want another operation later. 402 00:23:08,086 --> 00:23:10,145 That's not why you're doing this. 403 00:23:12,924 --> 00:23:15,518 Look, when you were first telling me about why you love the Internet, 404 00:23:15,627 --> 00:23:18,323 you said that no one has to be alone again. 405 00:23:18,430 --> 00:23:22,799 Whoever you are, whatever you love, you can connect with someone. 406 00:23:23,101 --> 00:23:25,365 If you want to recreate the Boston Tea Party, 407 00:23:25,437 --> 00:23:27,962 while dressed as Imperial Stormtroopers, 408 00:23:28,039 --> 00:23:31,008 you can find the 10 other people in the world that have always wanted to do that. 409 00:23:31,109 --> 00:23:32,974 That hasn't changed. 410 00:23:33,044 --> 00:23:34,102 But you have. 411 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:37,974 This thing that you do, it's not about connection anymore. 412 00:23:38,049 --> 00:23:40,711 It's about an audience. It's a performance, 413 00:23:40,819 --> 00:23:43,219 and you've got one eye on the number of hits. 414 00:23:43,488 --> 00:23:46,787 You've turned our lives into their entertainment. 415 00:23:51,496 --> 00:23:54,795 You're smart, you're fun to read, it's okay. 416 00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:58,227 But don't give them this. 417 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:05,838 Or if you do, don't expect me to be here. 418 00:24:13,218 --> 00:24:16,346 It's a good cover choice. It's not like anyone would pick it up. 419 00:24:16,421 --> 00:24:18,389 It's Cameron's favorite book. 420 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:19,924 I don't even know what it's about. 421 00:24:20,225 --> 00:24:22,056 Don't do that to yourself. 422 00:24:23,662 --> 00:24:24,890 What the hell? 423 00:24:29,534 --> 00:24:33,436 Giving him a computer is like giving plutonium to Dr. No. 424 00:24:34,039 --> 00:24:35,267 Got it. 425 00:24:39,744 --> 00:24:42,941 Sermons for Everyday Life"? 426 00:24:47,886 --> 00:24:51,219 These are literal sermons, written by a minister. 427 00:24:51,957 --> 00:24:54,425 "Loving thy neighbor even when thy neighbor's stereo 428 00:24:54,526 --> 00:24:55,686 "is keeping you up at night." 429 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:56,818 Why would he read this? 430 00:24:56,895 --> 00:24:58,260 Why would he hide it? 431 00:24:58,363 --> 00:25:00,297 He reads the Bible, he reads the Koran. 432 00:25:00,398 --> 00:25:03,629 He says he likes to know what mistakes people are making. 433 00:25:03,768 --> 00:25:05,133 You think he's sincere? 434 00:25:05,237 --> 00:25:07,262 You think that he's actually getting something out of this? 435 00:25:07,372 --> 00:25:08,862 I don't know. 436 00:25:09,474 --> 00:25:11,271 What a hypocrite. 437 00:25:12,410 --> 00:25:15,641 How can we use this in a cruel yet funny way? 438 00:25:16,214 --> 00:25:17,738 You know what? 439 00:25:19,918 --> 00:25:22,250 Don't mention this to anyone. 440 00:25:23,822 --> 00:25:25,414 So what was the point? 441 00:25:31,997 --> 00:25:34,795 Are you going to be here when I wake up? 442 00:25:40,238 --> 00:25:43,639 I hate that you don't have a blog, 443 00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:45,505 I hate that I don't know what you're thinking. 444 00:25:47,579 --> 00:25:49,945 Let's not get into it right now. 445 00:25:50,015 --> 00:25:52,006 We need to get you through surgery. 446 00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:56,209 I don't want to go in there knowing you'll stick with me through surgery 447 00:25:56,288 --> 00:25:58,449 'cause that's what good guys do, 448 00:25:58,523 --> 00:26:00,081 but once I'm better, you'll be gone. 449 00:26:00,158 --> 00:26:02,023 Let's not get into it now. 450 00:26:04,462 --> 00:26:05,759 It hurts. 451 00:26:06,031 --> 00:26:07,089 Is it her heart? 452 00:26:07,165 --> 00:26:09,429 No, it's here. Here. 453 00:26:12,804 --> 00:26:14,203 Get her inside. 454 00:26:23,114 --> 00:26:25,605 Your appendix burst. We had to remove it. 455 00:26:25,684 --> 00:26:31,145 And the biopsy confirms it was full of abnormal cells consistent with lymphoma. 456 00:26:35,460 --> 00:26:37,189 I have cancer? 457 00:26:37,295 --> 00:26:39,195 We've postponed putting in the new valve. 458 00:26:39,297 --> 00:26:42,460 So, I mean, I guess we do, what, chemo and all that stuff? 459 00:26:42,534 --> 00:26:45,662 Yes, but apparently you've had this for some time. 460 00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:48,330 When your appendix burst, it was like a dam giving way. 461 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:51,204 Those cells went streaming throughout your body. 462 00:26:51,309 --> 00:26:54,176 So you're saying you'll treat, but you don't expect it to work. 463 00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:56,873 That's why no valve. It's pointless. 464 00:26:57,315 --> 00:27:00,614 Our Dean of Medicine has approved an experimental treatment. 465 00:27:00,685 --> 00:27:05,452 We use your unique cancer cell signature to create a targeted lymphoma vaccine. 466 00:27:05,523 --> 00:27:08,185 Okay. So that'll cure me? 467 00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:10,818 Well, we're not actually sure what it'll do, 468 00:27:10,895 --> 00:27:13,227 but the intention is to train your immune system 469 00:27:13,331 --> 00:27:16,232 to recognize and kill cells bearing the same malignant signature, 470 00:27:16,334 --> 00:27:18,131 while leaving healthy cells alone. 471 00:27:18,203 --> 00:27:22,469 But, as Dr. Foreman says, it's experimental. 472 00:27:22,540 --> 00:27:23,666 I see. 473 00:27:23,742 --> 00:27:25,403 Without it, what kind of time are we talking about? 474 00:27:25,510 --> 00:27:27,375 An exact prognosis is impossible. 475 00:27:27,445 --> 00:27:30,710 How about a guess? Something, please. 476 00:27:32,384 --> 00:27:36,582 Based on people in situations like yours, maybe a year. 477 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:44,026 Baby, whatever we have to do, we'll do. 478 00:27:44,696 --> 00:27:47,859 I can take care of you. I can work from home. 479 00:27:51,069 --> 00:27:54,505 Sounds good. Thank you for letting me know. 480 00:27:55,874 --> 00:27:58,342 We'll start with the treatment whenever it's ready. 481 00:28:04,916 --> 00:28:07,783 Is she being a good soldier or is she in denial? 482 00:28:07,886 --> 00:28:10,218 Denial's not unusual for a first reaction. 483 00:28:10,288 --> 00:28:13,746 Or it could be a symptom. Some lymphomas affect cognition. 484 00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:15,883 If it is denial, she needs time to process. 485 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:19,726 If it's a symptom, hopefully treatment with the vaccine will help. 486 00:28:23,902 --> 00:28:25,301 Hey, Sandy. 487 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:30,574 Can I borrow your car? 488 00:28:35,313 --> 00:28:36,473 She gave me the keys. 489 00:28:36,581 --> 00:28:38,572 You're a doctor, she was doing you a favor. 490 00:28:38,650 --> 00:28:40,948 She barely knows me. 491 00:28:41,052 --> 00:28:44,715 I've been deluding myself that I'm actually connecting with people. 492 00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:53,660 The first person I ever fell in love with turned out to be a total tool. 493 00:28:53,798 --> 00:28:56,824 He came across all funny and charming and thoughtful, 494 00:28:56,901 --> 00:28:58,129 but it was an act. 495 00:28:58,236 --> 00:28:59,328 He saw something he wanted 496 00:28:59,437 --> 00:29:01,667 and he knew he had to behave a certain way to get it. 497 00:29:01,773 --> 00:29:06,472 In retrospect, the fact that I was 17 and he was 30 should've been a clue. 498 00:29:07,112 --> 00:29:09,910 Figuring out who people are takes time. 499 00:29:10,482 --> 00:29:13,679 And it takes twice as much time if they're trying to impress you. 500 00:29:13,785 --> 00:29:16,652 Now, I could take from this that anyone who loans me their car 501 00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:17,915 has an ulterior motive, 502 00:29:17,989 --> 00:29:21,925 or I can accept that it's just a nice thing to do, 503 00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:24,858 and take people as they come. 504 00:29:27,832 --> 00:29:30,323 You wanna do the first injection? 505 00:29:45,850 --> 00:29:49,286 Why are you reading a book by a Unitarian minister? 506 00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,816 Book club. Oprah was going on and on... 507 00:29:51,890 --> 00:29:55,189 I'm serious. This is messed up. 508 00:29:55,660 --> 00:29:57,184 A patient wrote it. No. 509 00:29:57,295 --> 00:30:00,526 You've never treated a patient with this name, I looked it up. 510 00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:04,832 It's an assignment from my therapist. 511 00:30:04,903 --> 00:30:06,097 No, it wasn't. 512 00:30:06,171 --> 00:30:09,868 No one you respect would give you this and expect it to be helpful. 513 00:30:09,974 --> 00:30:10,963 It's a book! 514 00:30:11,042 --> 00:30:12,441 Of sermons! 515 00:30:12,510 --> 00:30:14,535 For anyone else, spiritually enlightening. 516 00:30:14,612 --> 00:30:17,809 For you, it's practically a psychotic break. 517 00:30:23,755 --> 00:30:26,155 I know that you have trouble, sometimes, 518 00:30:26,224 --> 00:30:27,919 with the pain without the Vicodin. 519 00:30:28,026 --> 00:30:31,325 Is that it? Are you so out of options 520 00:30:31,396 --> 00:30:34,832 you're looking for answers in what you consider irrationality? 521 00:30:34,899 --> 00:30:36,696 I'm all right. Trust me. 522 00:30:38,269 --> 00:30:41,830 Are you all right because you're back on Vicodin? 523 00:30:43,408 --> 00:30:45,069 I said trust me. 524 00:30:46,578 --> 00:30:48,705 I know this means something. 525 00:30:48,780 --> 00:30:51,544 You mind? I haven't finished it yet. 526 00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:11,365 Thanks for the gift. 527 00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:13,902 Obviously differs from my own personal beliefs, 528 00:31:14,005 --> 00:31:18,305 but if these stories have helped you through some spiritual turmoil... 529 00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:21,402 Read chapter six, entitled "Shut the hell up." 530 00:31:21,512 --> 00:31:23,070 I appreciated the inscription 531 00:31:23,181 --> 00:31:25,843 about the benefits of prayer before medical treatments, 532 00:31:25,917 --> 00:31:28,943 and I think it's great that you have been called to witness by the Lord. 533 00:31:29,053 --> 00:31:31,044 Chapter two, "Bite me." 534 00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:36,284 Hi. 535 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:39,864 Thirteen's giving our patient her third vaccine injection. 536 00:31:39,931 --> 00:31:41,228 She's responding well so far. 537 00:31:41,299 --> 00:31:43,460 How did you get all these copies? It's out of print. 538 00:31:43,568 --> 00:31:46,901 I called the author. He's got cartons of the thing in his basement. 539 00:31:46,971 --> 00:31:48,734 You called him? What did you say? 540 00:31:48,806 --> 00:31:51,639 That I knew some people who could benefit spiritually from the book. 541 00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:53,540 Did you mention me? 542 00:31:53,945 --> 00:31:55,139 No, but... 543 00:31:58,816 --> 00:31:59,908 Fever's at 104. 544 00:31:59,984 --> 00:32:02,248 The antibodies tripped her autoimmune response. 545 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,481 The vaccine is killing her. 546 00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,050 Well, clearly it's not working. 547 00:32:11,129 --> 00:32:12,790 You have to stop the vaccine. 548 00:32:12,897 --> 00:32:15,457 Sure. Give up and let her die on schedule. 549 00:32:15,566 --> 00:32:17,659 It's better than speeding up the schedule. 550 00:32:17,735 --> 00:32:19,066 How quickly did this come on? 551 00:32:19,137 --> 00:32:21,935 She was all right when I woke her this afternoon for the second injection. 552 00:32:22,006 --> 00:32:24,941 Of the stimulating agent, which added to the first injection, 553 00:32:25,009 --> 00:32:27,102 switched her immune reaction into overdrive. 554 00:32:27,178 --> 00:32:29,112 Why was she sleeping? 555 00:32:30,148 --> 00:32:32,139 Who can sleep in a hospital, during the daytime? 556 00:32:32,250 --> 00:32:33,512 I'm not surprised she's tired. 557 00:32:33,584 --> 00:32:35,017 She's always been a night owl. 558 00:32:35,119 --> 00:32:37,485 Just by treating her, we've completely disrupted her schedule. 559 00:32:37,588 --> 00:32:40,284 Is that what her blog says? She's a night owl? 560 00:32:40,358 --> 00:32:41,416 No, she told me. 561 00:32:41,492 --> 00:32:45,292 In what tense? Is? Was? Will have been? 562 00:32:46,097 --> 00:32:47,325 I'm not sure. 563 00:32:47,432 --> 00:32:48,558 What are you onto? 564 00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:51,101 Look at the time-stamp on this post. 565 00:32:51,169 --> 00:32:53,330 2:30 a.m. Here's one at 4:00 a.m. 566 00:32:53,438 --> 00:32:56,168 Whatever he's onto doesn't change the fact that she has lymphoma 567 00:32:56,274 --> 00:32:58,367 and we gave her a dangerous vaccine. We need to... 568 00:32:58,476 --> 00:33:01,502 Six months ago, she's posting in the daytime. 569 00:33:01,946 --> 00:33:05,814 Two years ago, daytime. That's her natural rhythm. 570 00:33:05,883 --> 00:33:07,441 Day-night reversal. 571 00:33:07,518 --> 00:33:08,644 Sign of liver disease? 572 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:10,051 Which doesn't fit lymphoma. 573 00:33:10,154 --> 00:33:11,746 But we know she has lymphoma. 574 00:33:11,856 --> 00:33:15,519 We know she has the cell atypia that indicates lymphoma. 575 00:33:16,527 --> 00:33:18,222 Biopsy her liver. 576 00:33:25,169 --> 00:33:27,569 That was pretty cool, what I did, right? 577 00:33:27,638 --> 00:33:28,764 You wanna make out? 578 00:33:34,379 --> 00:33:35,437 You don't have lymphoma. 579 00:33:35,546 --> 00:33:37,537 But you said my appendix was full of cancer cells. 580 00:33:37,615 --> 00:33:41,176 Your appendix was full of cells that showed a lymphocytic atypia. 581 00:33:41,252 --> 00:33:45,052 We now think they were a granulomatous build-up from some unknown cause. 582 00:33:48,292 --> 00:33:51,887 So I'm not dying? 583 00:33:55,900 --> 00:33:58,801 You're actually dying more quickly than we thought. 584 00:33:59,971 --> 00:34:03,429 Unless we figure out what's causing your liver failure. 585 00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:11,112 You have three or four days. 586 00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:23,327 What the hell do you mean I have three or four days? 587 00:34:25,830 --> 00:34:27,923 Well, we're past denial. 588 00:34:57,428 --> 00:34:58,622 Maybe we didn't cause the fever. 589 00:34:58,729 --> 00:35:02,130 We gave her the vaccine and her fever spiked, seems to me... 590 00:35:02,233 --> 00:35:05,634 Yes, but it persisted after we took her off the vaccine. 591 00:35:05,736 --> 00:35:07,829 What if it's a new symptom? 592 00:35:09,607 --> 00:35:12,735 Okay, so we add fever to cell atypia, 593 00:35:12,810 --> 00:35:14,744 coagulopathy, kidney, heart, liver... 594 00:35:14,812 --> 00:35:16,609 It has to be an infection. But which one? 595 00:35:16,681 --> 00:35:18,979 No one she knows is sick. She hasn't travelled anywhere. 596 00:35:19,083 --> 00:35:21,449 There's nothing in the history she gave us, nothing in her blog. 597 00:35:21,519 --> 00:35:23,749 There has to be something unique to this infection, 598 00:35:23,821 --> 00:35:26,449 something about its transmission, the way it manifests. 599 00:35:26,524 --> 00:35:28,856 There has to be something she's not telling us. 600 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:34,125 There isn't. She's told us, and everyone else, everything. 601 00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:41,670 Start her on broad- spectrum antibiotics. 602 00:35:43,174 --> 00:35:47,304 Since we know everything, we might as well treat for everything. 603 00:36:48,606 --> 00:36:53,202 I picked up one of the copies of the book that Chase left in the lounge. 604 00:36:54,011 --> 00:36:55,478 If you're going to be this way, 605 00:36:55,546 --> 00:36:57,207 I'm not going to invite you to my baptism. 606 00:36:57,281 --> 00:37:00,341 The first time I'd seen the real dust jacket. 607 00:37:00,418 --> 00:37:03,876 The inside back flap, there's a picture of the author. 608 00:37:03,955 --> 00:37:07,288 Imagine how surprised I was when I recognized him. 609 00:37:07,758 --> 00:37:10,454 Your biological father is a minister? 610 00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:15,096 Natural selection is not an infallible force. 611 00:37:17,935 --> 00:37:19,596 I don't get it. 612 00:37:20,638 --> 00:37:22,902 Okay, he was a friend of the family, 613 00:37:22,974 --> 00:37:24,908 you'd only known him when you were a kid. 614 00:37:24,976 --> 00:37:27,308 But if you wanted to meet him now, 615 00:37:27,411 --> 00:37:30,812 get an idea of what he's like, why not just go talk to him? 616 00:37:32,283 --> 00:37:34,979 "Hi, it's Greg. You slept with my mother." 617 00:37:35,653 --> 00:37:37,518 You're capable of it. 618 00:37:38,322 --> 00:37:40,119 I was mildly curious. 619 00:37:40,191 --> 00:37:42,352 Enough to read a book, not enough to make a phone call. 620 00:37:42,460 --> 00:37:46,760 Please. You didn't read this, you studied it. Why? 621 00:37:47,298 --> 00:37:50,358 All your life you've thought this was crap. 622 00:37:50,968 --> 00:37:53,334 You can't suddenly turn around 623 00:37:53,404 --> 00:37:56,703 and build a whole new world-view based on crap. 624 00:37:57,808 --> 00:37:59,173 Crap. 625 00:38:02,179 --> 00:38:05,945 You better not be faking this just to get out of a tough conversation. 626 00:38:11,188 --> 00:38:12,655 Do you poop? 627 00:38:15,660 --> 00:38:19,858 Come on. Everybody poops. I read the book in medical school. 628 00:38:20,164 --> 00:38:22,291 Sinkers or floaters? 629 00:38:22,366 --> 00:38:23,526 This is the Wizard. 630 00:38:23,634 --> 00:38:26,694 Greasy and soft, or hard and pellet-like? 631 00:38:33,878 --> 00:38:38,247 Floaters and the first one. 632 00:38:40,051 --> 00:38:43,179 You just had to be so swoft. 633 00:38:44,422 --> 00:38:47,050 You're a hypocrite, no lies, no secrets, 634 00:38:47,124 --> 00:38:48,682 but everything stops at your colon. 635 00:38:48,826 --> 00:38:51,761 Four thousand pages, not one word about BMs. 636 00:38:51,862 --> 00:38:53,261 And I bet yours don't smell at all. 637 00:38:53,364 --> 00:38:55,389 Nobody wants to hear about that stuff. Readers don't. 638 00:38:55,499 --> 00:38:57,831 People who don't really care about you don't, but doctors might. 639 00:38:57,902 --> 00:39:00,097 The icky stuff changed, right? A few months ago. 640 00:39:00,204 --> 00:39:01,432 Well, I became a vegetarian. 641 00:39:01,539 --> 00:39:04,099 A lot of people misunderstand how a vegetarian diet works. 642 00:39:04,208 --> 00:39:07,939 You take in less unusable material, and your waste gets more efficient, 643 00:39:08,045 --> 00:39:11,173 harder and rounder. Just look at the feces of rabbits. 644 00:39:11,749 --> 00:39:13,580 Seriously, I think I might have some. Malabsorption. 645 00:39:13,684 --> 00:39:16,050 Her system's not retaining the necessary nutrients. 646 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:18,520 A GI infection that causes malabsorption, 647 00:39:18,589 --> 00:39:20,284 granulamatous build-up of cells. 648 00:39:20,391 --> 00:39:22,723 It's not contagious, 'cause no one around her got sick. 649 00:39:22,793 --> 00:39:24,954 Whipple's Disease. 650 00:39:25,463 --> 00:39:29,263 Let's split the credit. Start her on cotrimoxazole. 651 00:39:30,801 --> 00:39:32,632 We all need some secrets. 652 00:39:32,737 --> 00:39:36,537 So long as they don't kill us, they keep us safe and warm. 653 00:39:40,544 --> 00:39:41,568 I'm... 654 00:39:43,714 --> 00:39:45,807 I'm gonna be okay? 655 00:39:45,883 --> 00:39:47,373 You'll still need a new heart valve, 656 00:39:47,451 --> 00:39:51,979 and you'll be on meds for a few years, but basically, yeah, your odds are good. 657 00:40:08,439 --> 00:40:09,804 Thank God. 658 00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:17,176 I think I wanna go with the pig valve. 659 00:40:30,394 --> 00:40:33,124 I know you'll go crazy if you don't tell people. 660 00:40:33,197 --> 00:40:35,461 Thank God you're an enabler. 661 00:40:42,406 --> 00:40:44,374 Do you think people can actually know each other better 662 00:40:44,475 --> 00:40:46,067 on the Internet than face-to-face? 663 00:40:46,143 --> 00:40:48,543 Faces can be distracting, 664 00:40:48,646 --> 00:40:52,047 but there's nothing better than looking into someone's eyes 665 00:40:52,149 --> 00:40:53,741 and everything that goes with that. 666 00:40:53,851 --> 00:40:58,652 I don't know. People meet, they like something superficial, 667 00:40:58,722 --> 00:41:01,316 and then they fill in the blanks with whatever they want to believe. 668 00:41:01,392 --> 00:41:02,916 Why are you so hung up on this? 669 00:41:03,027 --> 00:41:06,588 I refuse to believe it's all because you just noticed you have a nice face. 670 00:41:06,697 --> 00:41:08,289 I mean, you just came off a relationship, 671 00:41:08,365 --> 00:41:11,732 you know things go deeper than... 672 00:41:13,938 --> 00:41:17,101 Is that what this is about? You and Cameron? 673 00:41:19,210 --> 00:41:21,701 I was the one that pursued her. 674 00:41:22,112 --> 00:41:25,445 Maybe I was just filling in the blanks, maybe... 675 00:41:27,284 --> 00:41:28,683 Maybe her first reaction was right. 676 00:41:28,752 --> 00:41:31,118 We were just two people who were in proximity 677 00:41:31,222 --> 00:41:33,349 and found each other attractive, and I never should have... 678 00:41:33,424 --> 00:41:37,588 Paranoia. You felt something real. So did she. 679 00:41:38,028 --> 00:41:40,394 Don't try to take it back now. 680 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:44,534 Can I borrow your car? 681 00:41:45,970 --> 00:41:47,062 No. 682 00:41:55,312 --> 00:41:58,372 Why would it make more sense for you to read your father's book 683 00:41:58,449 --> 00:41:59,643 than to go talk with him? 684 00:41:59,750 --> 00:42:02,583 Can you write a book, so I can stop talking to you? 685 00:42:10,794 --> 00:42:12,455 You weren't looking for some big catharsis, 686 00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:13,895 you didn't want to hug the guy. 687 00:42:13,964 --> 00:42:17,331 You just wanted to know how his head works, how he thinks. 688 00:42:17,434 --> 00:42:19,959 Because I'm fascinated with how ministers think. 689 00:42:20,070 --> 00:42:21,970 Because you're not ordinary, House. 690 00:42:22,072 --> 00:42:23,937 You're way out there on the fringe somewhere. 691 00:42:24,008 --> 00:42:27,273 I'm your best friend, and half the time I don't understand you. 692 00:42:27,344 --> 00:42:30,609 You're alone, you've been alone your whole life. 693 00:42:32,983 --> 00:42:35,850 When you read that book you were hoping that somewhere, 694 00:42:35,953 --> 00:42:39,684 underneath all that talk of God, there would be a way of thinking, 695 00:42:39,790 --> 00:42:41,758 a mind that you could recognize. 696 00:42:41,825 --> 00:42:44,020 You wanted what we all want. 697 00:42:44,128 --> 00:42:46,688 The power to transform into any water-based object? 698 00:42:46,797 --> 00:42:50,858 To look across the gulf and know there's someone else like you. 699 00:42:52,303 --> 00:42:55,795 At least tell me this, did you find something there? 700 00:42:57,141 --> 00:42:59,302 Underneath the God stuff, 701 00:43:00,044 --> 00:43:01,636 more God stuff. 702 00:43:07,184 --> 00:43:09,778 Get maintenance to take that down.