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(CHILDREN EXCLAIMING)
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(CHILDREN CHATTERING)
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Let's stay focused,
Johnny.
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What are you looking at?
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Who is she?
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That's Miss Cindy,
Zeke's new aide.
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What happened
to his old aide?
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She got married.
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So, first, you want to rub
the glue on the paper
in any shapes you like.
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Why do people
get married?
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Because they
love each other.
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Why aren't you married?
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I haven't found the person
I love yet because I spend
all of my time loving you.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Does that mean
we can get married?
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(LAUGHS)
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Well, love comes in
many types, and there's
lots of it to go around.
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(GASPING)
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My snow is ruined.
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It's not ruined.
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Oh, it's pretty.
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See, look,
I like the green.
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Who ever heard
of green snow?
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It's magical.
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(SIGHING)
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Come here,
we'll get you
cleaned up, okay?
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(SOBBING)
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It's okay.
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Are you okay?
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(COUGHING)
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(GASPS)
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(EXHALES)
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(CHILDREN CHATTERING)
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You gonna pay
for that?
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Nice of you to offer.
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Now I can actually get
some cream cheese.
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29-year-old teacher,
she works with special
needs children. She...
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I love what you're wearing.
It brings out the blue
of the case file.
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Which means
it's not from the ER.
So why are you here?
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Because Dr. Cuddy
is not here.
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She's decided to spend
some more time at home
with the baby for a while.
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I'm taking over some
of her day-to-day
responsibilities,
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like babysitting you.
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Interesting. You have your
whole life ahead of you,
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so why would Cuddy
want you to die
so young?
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She figured I'd spent
three years working for
you, I was inoculated.
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Good. Fun.
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You get to exercise
your newfound power,
I squirm under your thumb,
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resent the student becoming
the teacher, and then
push comes to shove
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and we all get
to realize what our
real roles should be.
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And then you put out.
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That's why
I took the job.
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29-year-old special
ed teacher coughs up
blood all over Corky.
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No dyspnea,
no weight loss.
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Why are you smirking?
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Never thought I'd see
the day you were taking
orders from Cameron.
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Cameron's in charge?
When did that happen?
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KUTNER: You're going to
destroy her, aren't you?
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I am going to do my job.
If that involves leaving
her a rotting pulp...
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Cameron's going to
mark her territory.
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She'll probably
overcompensate
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and destroy you.
Bleeding ulcer.
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Scope of the stomach
and lungs were clean,
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yet she continues to
spit up blood from both
her stomach and lungs.
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Means there's probably
something wrong with
the blood itself,
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leukemia,
von Willebrands.
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Thoracic tumor's
a better fit.
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Erodes into her
airway and esophagus,
explains the...
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Oh, will you two
stop it already?
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Stop what?
Disagreeing.
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Okay. Which one
of us shouldn't
have an opinion?
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It's not an opinion,
it's a smoke screen.
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You toss out a lame idea
instead of agreeing with
Foreman's better idea
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because you're worried
that will confirm
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that he's boldly
gone where no man
has gone before.
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You slept with Foreman?
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Sorry. You were busy.
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Drop it, House.
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We're seeing each other,
end of discussion.
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Anything else
isn't relevant.
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It's extremely relevant.
Apparently, it colors
everything.
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Now I have no
idea if you have
differing opinions
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because you have
differing opinions
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or because you're just
trying to prove that you
can think for yourselves.
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How about you just
judge our ideas
on their own merit?
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(SCOFFS) You don't
want me to do that.
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Go run a bleeding time test,
confirm our patient's blood
is screwy,
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then you can come
back and pretend to
disagree about why.
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Time zero.
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I'm impressed,
you didn't
even flinch.
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(CHUCKLES)
I just went to
my happy place.
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We cannot let House
anywhere near this woman.
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Where is your
happy place?
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My class. With them.
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THIRTEEN:
Pass the first mark.
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It's a great
thing you do.
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Not really.
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Most kids, typical children,
you hand them a pair of
scissors and they cut.
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Well, Tony, he's got CP,
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and when I gave him scissors,
we went on a journey together,
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learning to get
his fingers in those holes,
to hold the scissors apart,
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to hold the paper.
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I mean, when he
finally learned to cut,
we both just wept with joy.
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If you ever meet our
boss, just yes or no
answers, okay?
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It's not slowing up.
No sign of clotting.
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So there is something
wrong with my blood?
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Don't worry, we'll run some
lab tests to find out which
clotting factor is off and...
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I'm not worried.
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Must be one hell
of a happy place.
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She's beautiful.
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I know. I'm lucky.
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Absolutely.
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(GURGLES)
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What's she like?
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She's eight weeks old.
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Are you asking me
about her politics
or her sense of humor?
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My cousin had a kid.
They acted like
they knew the thing
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from the time it was
two minutes old.
I just thought...
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She cries, she eats,
and she poops.
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What's wrong?
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(SNIFFLES)
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I don't feel anything.
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You're tired.
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I'm not sleep deprived.
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She sleeps fine.
I'm obviously
not hormonal.
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I know I'm supposed
to feel amazement.
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I'm supposed to love her.
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I just...
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I don't feel
anything at all.
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Sorry. Maybe
I'm just tired.
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Thank you for stopping by.
I'm okay.
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Lisa,
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if you're...
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I'm feeding her,
I'm changing her,
and I'm burping her.
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I'm doing everything
I'm supposed to do.
She will be okay.
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Please go back to work.
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It is the blood, but
the clotting proteins
aren't the problem.
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It's her platelets.
Looked like they had
bite marks in them.
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So, now you're
agreeing?
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Either you folded
because I gave you crap,
or you broke up, or...
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We disagree,
you blame our
relationship.
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We agree, you blame
our relationship.
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Don't you see
a problem there?
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Yes. Don't you?
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Could be lymphoma.
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Not with a normal LDH.
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ITP fits. We should
start her on
methotrexate.
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Absolutely.
And total body
irradiation.
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Because she failed
the bleeding time test?
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TBI will promote cancers,
kill her digestive tract.
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Don't forget,
stop her from
bleeding into her brain.
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It's premature, reckless,
and potentially lethal.
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(ELEVATOR DINGS)
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True. Must be somebody's
job to stop me from being
reckless and irresponsible.
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Nobody can stop me
from being premature.
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(CHUCKLING)
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I got a patient with ITP.
I want to hit her
with radiation.
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I'm gonna have
to call you back.
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Methotrexate.
Good point.
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On the other hand,
if she bleeds
in her brain,
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she's gonna need
a special ed class
of her own.
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Fine.
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Really?
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Yeah. If you think
it's right, do it.
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Hmm.
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Some people thought you
were going to be brutal,
marking your territory.
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Who?
Nobody.
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Just because I call
him nobody, doesn't
make me a racist.
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I'm not going
to play games.
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If you come to me with
a request, and it makes
medical sense, I'll say yes.
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I need oral sex.
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I'm pretty sure biological
imperative qualifies
as medical sense.
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Can I return
my phone call now?
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I don't really see
how that's going
to be possible.
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(ELEVATOR DINGS)
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Patient won't respond to
methotrexate, bleeding
time hasn't improved.
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You have a medical
dilemma for me,
I have one for you.
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I need a reason
to not do total
body irradiation.
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Other than that
Cameron said
you can't.
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She said I can.
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Then why don't
we just do it?
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Because it's premature,
reckless,
and potentially lethal.
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Then why don't we
just don't do it?
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Because that would let
Cameron in on the fact
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that I never
intended to do it.
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This is gonna
be convoluted,
isn't it?
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Figured I'd ask for
something really crazy
so she'd shoot me down,
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and get the whole, "I can
control House" thing out
of her perky little system.
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So the next time I
went back and I asked for
something marginally crazy,
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it would seem
marginally reasonable,
and she'd say yes.
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So, yeah,
slightly convoluted.
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You're screwed.
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Unless we irradiate her.
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Without the radiation.
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We book the nuclear lab,
we fill out the paperwork,
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we bring the patient down
there, we do everything
but flip the switch.
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Go. Do. Don't flip.
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And is there anything
we should be doing,
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you know, to actually
help the patient?
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Trust me, for the long
term, this will help
all our patients.
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00:11:01,527 --> 00:11:05,122
In the short term, double
the dose of methotrexate
and add prednisone.
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00:11:08,868 --> 00:11:10,733
Cameron's
got the keys
to the castle.
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00:11:10,803 --> 00:11:13,567
This trial I'm running,
the drug really seems
to be working.
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00:11:13,639 --> 00:11:15,937
She's kind of
liking the power.
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00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:17,908
Think I'm kind of
liking her liking it.
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00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:20,670
I'm not sure
what I'm going to
do about Thirteen.
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00:11:20,746 --> 00:11:22,737
She's sort of dressing
like Cuddy.
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00:11:24,717 --> 00:11:26,582
She's on the placebo.
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00:11:26,652 --> 00:11:27,983
You can't possibly
know that.
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00:11:28,054 --> 00:11:30,284
Accidents happen.
I found out.
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00:11:34,493 --> 00:11:38,862
You cannot tell her.
You'd be compromising
the trial.
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She knows she had
a 50-50 chance of
not being on the drug.
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00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:45,570
If you feel like you're
lying to her, too bad.
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00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:47,162
I don't want to tell her.
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00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:51,307
I want to put her
on the real drug.
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00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:54,675
And you want
me to tell you
that that's okay?
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Her trial results are
already compromised just
from the fact that I know.
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As long as she's
wasting her time,
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why not give her
something that might
actually help her?
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00:12:03,989 --> 00:12:08,255
Valid point,
except for the fact
that it's a load of crap.
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Don't be an idiot.
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So, how long until
we start the procedure?
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We already started.
Told you, you wouldn't
feel a thing.
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00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:33,985
You should lie back.
Just stay really still.
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(CHATTERING)
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00:12:39,358 --> 00:12:41,121
I have to pee.
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00:12:41,193 --> 00:12:44,856
Can we, like, call
a timeout for a minute?
Let me go to the bathroom?
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Yeah. Sure.
We'll just start up
again when you're done.
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Thanks.
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00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:54,364
Sorry. I didn't
realize I had to go.
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TAUB: No problem.
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(THUDDING)
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Sarah!
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00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:05,981
No pulse.
Get the paddles.
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00:13:09,054 --> 00:13:10,544
(CHARGING)
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00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:12,819
Clear!
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00:13:13,092 --> 00:13:14,286
(THUDS)
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00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:17,656
(SIGHING) Got a pulse.
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00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:21,632
It's not ITP.
She clearly doesn't
need fake radiation.
240
00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:26,435
No structural defects
in her heart.
241
00:13:26,505 --> 00:13:29,406
THIRTEEN:
What about a calcified valve
or a patent foramen ovale?
242
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,534
Transthoracic echo
and bubble study
show nothing.
243
00:13:31,610 --> 00:13:32,702
Her heart's clean.
244
00:13:32,778 --> 00:13:34,507
The patient said
she had to go pee.
245
00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:36,946
Maybe when she got up,
she started to urinate,
246
00:13:37,016 --> 00:13:40,008
increased the vagal tone,
caused arrhythmia and
stopped her heart.
247
00:13:40,085 --> 00:13:42,883
Who has to go pee
in the middle of
a nuclear procedure?
248
00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:44,547
It wasn't really
a nuclear procedure.
249
00:13:44,623 --> 00:13:46,022
She didn't know that.
250
00:13:48,527 --> 00:13:50,586
People don't die
from peeing.
251
00:13:51,363 --> 00:13:53,024
Heavy metal, toxin.
252
00:13:53,098 --> 00:13:54,224
Drugs or alcohol.
253
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:57,394
Or her own body
is making a toxin.
Cold agglutinins.
254
00:13:57,469 --> 00:13:59,937
Abnormal protein
gets activated by
cold temperatures.
255
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:01,597
Like the classroom
with the broken heater
256
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,141
and the cold metal table
in the procedure room.
257
00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:05,006
For God's sake,
get a room.
258
00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:09,378
Immerse her in an ice bath.
The cold will activate her
cold agglutinins.
259
00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:10,540
Causing her heart to race.
260
00:14:10,616 --> 00:14:11,810
Confirming our diagnosis.
261
00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:13,442
And giving her
another heart attack.
262
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:17,319
Lucky for me, there's
a flaxen-haired maiden
who loves to say yes.
263
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:20,649
(DOOR CLOSING)
264
00:14:20,726 --> 00:14:23,058
How in the world
could you approve
total body irradiation
265
00:14:23,128 --> 00:14:24,527
for a patient
with possible ITP?
266
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:25,655
It was the right call.
267
00:14:25,731 --> 00:14:27,392
There was no medical
justification for
that kind of...
268
00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:31,300
Not medically, no.
Absolutely no medical
rationalization.
269
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:34,771
I had to say
yes because House
wanted me to say no.
270
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:35,966
You think he was bluffing?
271
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:38,066
I'm the new kid,
he had to test me.
272
00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:41,044
Don't get cute,
don't engage him.
273
00:14:41,113 --> 00:14:43,581
Do not play his games
because you will lose.
274
00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:45,708
You hired me
to do this job,
let me do it.
275
00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:54,319
Oh! I'm sorry, looks like
you guys are in the middle
of a conversation.
276
00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:56,088
I can wait
until Cuddy leaves.
277
00:14:57,763 --> 00:15:00,197
You are gonna
leave soon,
aren't you?
278
00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:03,064
I mean,
the nurses have got
your baby out there.
279
00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:05,762
Not that they're
going to kidnap it
or anything,
280
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:08,204
but I figured that
the new mother brings
the baby to work
281
00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:10,139
because she wants
to listen to all
the cooing.
282
00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:12,336
If you're gonna wait,
you can wait outside.
283
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,845
Unless the new mother
brings the baby to work
284
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,781
because she wants
to dump the baby,
285
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:22,344
because she hates the
baby and thinks she
made a big mistake.
286
00:15:25,624 --> 00:15:28,115
You can't trust
that Wilson guy
with anything.
287
00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:30,386
Lisa, are you...
288
00:15:30,462 --> 00:15:32,794
It's not a big deal,
I was having a bad day.
289
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:34,958
Is Wilson gonna
be in trouble?
290
00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:37,935
For betraying my trust
in a vulnerable time? No.
291
00:15:38,003 --> 00:15:39,061
Why would that
bother me?
292
00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:42,198
He was worried,
he made a bad choice.
293
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:45,808
It's not a big deal.
294
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:50,347
I know it seems like crap,
you probably feel like crap,
but it's not.
295
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:51,974
Legally, you haven't
adopted her yet.
296
00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:55,077
There's no obligations,
no strings. It could
be undone tomorrow.
297
00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:58,590
Emotionally,
you'll feel guilty
for a while,
298
00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:01,956
but the kid,
she won't even
know you existed.
299
00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:04,151
You saying I should
give her back?
300
00:16:04,229 --> 00:16:07,665
Much better than
having a mother who
doesn't give a crap.
301
00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:10,834
Thanks.
302
00:16:11,603 --> 00:16:13,798
I'm just gonna
go drop it off
at the pound.
303
00:16:15,007 --> 00:16:16,497
(DOOR OPENING)
304
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:18,875
(DOOR CLOSING)
305
00:16:18,944 --> 00:16:20,571
What did you want?
306
00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:26,613
We got a green light.
Go draw the patient's
blood.
307
00:16:26,685 --> 00:16:27,913
Why?
308
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,648
To see if it clumps
in the cold.
309
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:32,088
She's making you
confirm your theory
before you treat?
310
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,715
She approved the bath.
311
00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:36,283
She just thought
we ought to do
a test to confirm.
312
00:16:36,362 --> 00:16:38,125
That's more of
a yellow light,
isn't it?
313
00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:40,665
So, she lets you
nuke the patient,
no problem,
314
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:44,294
but makes you
jump through hoops
to give her a bath?
315
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:45,860
Why would she do that?
316
00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:47,565
I think she was
playing you.
317
00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:50,574
Go draw the blood.
318
00:16:55,547 --> 00:16:57,947
I didn't realize
the nurses allowed
any visitors in here.
319
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,609
They don't.
320
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:02,916
We'll just do these
problems, and then
you have to go. Okay?
321
00:17:02,988 --> 00:17:05,479
Okay.
I need to draw
some blood.
322
00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:09,922
I had a crush on my
teacher in fourth
grade. And fifth.
323
00:17:09,995 --> 00:17:13,761
It's more that...
Johnny was a
non-verbal autistic.
324
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:19,838
Then for Sarah, he talks,
makes eye contact.
He's like a regular kid.
325
00:17:20,672 --> 00:17:23,869
Since she got sick,
he started going
back away from us.
326
00:17:23,942 --> 00:17:25,876
I had to bring him
in for a visit.
327
00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:27,912
Tell you what,
328
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:30,346
I'll close the blinds
so the nurses don't
ask questions.
329
00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:32,543
You can stay as long
as you want.
330
00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:34,210
We should have the results
in about an hour.
331
00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:35,548
I'll be here.
332
00:17:40,025 --> 00:17:41,185
SARAH: Good job.
333
00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:44,194
One minute at 39 degrees.
334
00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:46,825
Oh! Damn. Sorry.
335
00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:49,900
You all right?
336
00:17:49,968 --> 00:17:52,766
Don't be paranoid.
I feel great.
337
00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:55,238
Didn't expect the meds
to work this quickly.
338
00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:58,743
Let's not get ahead of
ourselves, you might not
even be on the real drug.
339
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:02,076
Several patients have shown
improvement. I know my test
results have been better.
340
00:18:02,147 --> 00:18:03,671
I know I have
more energy.
341
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:06,309
You ever hear the term
"placebo effect"?
342
00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:10,480
I guess I do have
a few reasons
to feel good.
343
00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:15,316
But let's not get
ahead of ourselves,
you're good,
344
00:18:15,394 --> 00:18:17,589
but not "curing
Huntington's" good.
345
00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:22,059
Good.
346
00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:23,567
(BEEPING)
347
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:33,403
It's clumped.
House was right,
ice bath's on.
348
00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:36,813
You got a sec?
349
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:40,016
Don't be an idiot.
350
00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:48,257
(GASPING)
351
00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:51,785
KUTNER: I know it's hard,
but you need to stay in
there for three minutes.
352
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,024
(SHIVERING) It's okay.
353
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,935
You come to
procedures now?
354
00:18:58,003 --> 00:19:00,870
Only the ones that
might involve stopping
the patient's heart.
355
00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:02,770
Cameron tell you
to be here?
356
00:19:02,841 --> 00:19:03,899
Shut up.
357
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,570
KUTNER: Tell me about
Jonathan. How'd you get
him to come out of hiding?
358
00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:09,273
He was extremely
sensitive to touch,
359
00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:13,876
yet he had
a tactile fascination
with newspaper.
360
00:19:13,952 --> 00:19:20,050
I mean, he wouldn't
read it, he would just
touch it, crinkle it.
361
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:24,357
I thought maybe
that was a way in.
Papier-mâché and...
362
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,262
(GROANS)
363
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:29,664
And it was. He let
me into his world.
364
00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:32,397
Please tell
her that talking
will ruin the test.
365
00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:38,933
All the kids, I try to become
a part of them, and have them
become a part of me.
366
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,979
How much longer until
the heart attack?
367
00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:43,571
KUTNER: I wanted to be
a doctor from the time
I was eight years old,
368
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:44,944
never wanted to be
a pediatrician though.
369
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,609
Now they're both talking.
370
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:48,812
SARAH: Well, I wanted
to be a sociologist.
371
00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:55,089
I was supposed
to observe a class.
I was sent to room 214,
372
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:57,526
but I went to
room 241 instead.
373
00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:01,397
It was a special ed
class. And I just...
374
00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:04,936
(EXHALES)
I just felt at home.
375
00:20:05,003 --> 00:20:06,368
(TIMER BEEPS)
Time. Heart rate's normal.
376
00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:07,700
You can get out now.
377
00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:12,069
It's not cold agglutinins.
378
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:15,141
I'm not surprised.
379
00:20:15,914 --> 00:20:17,973
She obviously
has brain damage.
380
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,284
Seriously.
381
00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:25,982
She screwed up
a room number
six years ago,
382
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,253
and you decide she
has brain damage?
383
00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:29,919
HOUSE: Transposed digits.
384
00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:33,457
Classic marker for
number confusion.
385
00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:36,399
It means she has
a lesion in her left
parahippocampal region.
386
00:20:36,468 --> 00:20:39,130
I misdialed a phone
number this morning.
It must be contagious.
387
00:20:39,204 --> 00:20:41,900
She also forgot to pee
before your fake test.
388
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:43,066
So she has
a small bladder.
389
00:20:43,141 --> 00:20:45,075
Shows an inability
to predict the future.
390
00:20:45,143 --> 00:20:47,373
Also located in
the left hemisphere
of the brain.
391
00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:49,380
Close to the
parahippocampal region.
392
00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:50,676
Means the damage
is ongoing.
393
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:52,478
Two subtle clues,
six years apart,
394
00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:53,575
that's hardly
compelling evidence.
395
00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:54,676
I'm compelled.
396
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:57,722
That's not what this is.
Every time a decent
person comes in,
397
00:20:57,789 --> 00:20:59,552
you set out to prove that
they have brain damage.
398
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:02,321
I never said her
deranged personality
was a symptom.
399
00:21:02,394 --> 00:21:04,362
You don't need to.
I've been here
five years.
400
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:06,522
I can hear your thoughts
from my apartment.
401
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,399
Can you hear me now?
402
00:21:10,969 --> 00:21:12,732
Move on to
another organ.
403
00:21:12,804 --> 00:21:13,896
I did.
404
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:18,071
The screwed-up numbers
and forgetting to pee points
to her being a human being.
405
00:21:18,143 --> 00:21:21,442
The platelet dysfunction
and cardiac arrest points
to a pancreatic tumor.
406
00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:24,073
Or Multiple Sclerosis.
407
00:21:25,851 --> 00:21:27,216
The brain is like
the Internet,
408
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:31,279
packets of information
constantly flowing from
one area to another.
409
00:21:31,356 --> 00:21:35,383
Plaques in her brain
are like a bad server,
slow down the flow.
410
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:38,657
If it's in the
parahippocampus, it'll
spread to the brain stem,
411
00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:40,732
which means it'll be
the lungs next.
412
00:21:41,533 --> 00:21:44,024
Brain biopsy will
show you the plaques.
413
00:21:44,102 --> 00:21:46,730
Or we could not
cut into her brain.
414
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:49,273
It's just her pancreas.
We should do an ERCP.
415
00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:52,472
Or we could settle this
with rock, paper, scissors,
416
00:21:52,544 --> 00:21:56,844
but, unfortunately,
there are people who
adjudicate these disputes.
417
00:21:57,849 --> 00:21:59,441
A pancreatic tumor
is much more
likely to kill her.
418
00:21:59,518 --> 00:22:02,146
Not this week,
not next week,
not next month.
419
00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:03,812
The number confusion
was six years ago.
420
00:22:03,889 --> 00:22:04,981
You don't think
we have time
for an ERCP?
421
00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:07,116
The heart attack
was six hours ago.
422
00:22:07,192 --> 00:22:09,319
Now, maybe, it's planning
to go into hiding for
a couple of years
423
00:22:09,394 --> 00:22:10,656
or maybe it's gonna
hit her lungs.
424
00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:11,889
Stop!
425
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,523
We have to assume
it's the brain.
426
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,625
I'll go fire up
the biopsy drill.
427
00:22:18,236 --> 00:22:22,002
No. We have
to assume it's the brain
until we prove otherwise.
428
00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:24,008
Do an MRI,
T-2 images.
429
00:22:26,211 --> 00:22:27,940
You want me to
do another test?
430
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,878
You should be able
to see the MS plaques.
431
00:22:29,948 --> 00:22:32,178
If they exist,
you can do your
biopsy.
432
00:22:34,586 --> 00:22:35,746
No.
433
00:22:38,557 --> 00:22:42,288
You want to say yes,
you know you should
say yes.
434
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:45,159
But you also think that
this job is about
standing up to me.
435
00:22:45,230 --> 00:22:48,996
So you're not gonna say yes,
you're not gonna say no.
You're just gonna waste time.
436
00:22:49,067 --> 00:22:52,059
And the patient's brain
or pancreas, or whatever
is wrong with her,
437
00:22:52,170 --> 00:22:53,865
is not gonna wait for you
to impress your boss.
438
00:22:53,939 --> 00:22:55,964
So, pick one,
either him or me.
439
00:22:57,175 --> 00:22:58,574
Do the MRI.
440
00:23:09,154 --> 00:23:10,212
(DOOR SLAMS)
441
00:23:11,089 --> 00:23:13,023
(DOOR OPENING)
442
00:23:13,091 --> 00:23:14,649
You still here?
443
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,994
The whole point of
giving Cameron the
job was so you could...
444
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:19,587
I don't want
to go home.
445
00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:22,122
(GURGLING)
446
00:23:28,373 --> 00:23:30,341
House told me
I should give
her back.
447
00:23:32,043 --> 00:23:36,036
Instead of being offended,
I've been wondering
if he's right.
448
00:23:36,782 --> 00:23:39,410
He's not. He never is,
449
00:23:39,484 --> 00:23:43,147
not when it's anything
personal or human or...
450
00:23:43,221 --> 00:23:48,750
No. He's always cold,
he's always an ass, but
he's very rarely just wrong.
451
00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:53,997
I've read every bonding
and attachment book
there is.
452
00:23:54,966 --> 00:23:58,766
I feel like
I'm in prison at home.
I feel like I'm free here.
453
00:23:58,837 --> 00:24:01,897
Parents make sacrifices.
454
00:24:02,674 --> 00:24:04,437
I don't know
if I want to.
455
00:24:07,412 --> 00:24:10,472
I'm not proud of this.
I feel terrible.
456
00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:13,050
I feel like a failure.
457
00:24:17,355 --> 00:24:18,549
(SIGHS)
458
00:24:20,058 --> 00:24:22,390
But she deserves
to be loved.
459
00:24:23,995 --> 00:24:27,829
(STAMMERING)
I don't know
what to say.
460
00:24:32,404 --> 00:24:34,304
FOREMAN: No plaques
on the left hemisphere.
461
00:24:34,372 --> 00:24:35,430
Or the right.
462
00:24:35,507 --> 00:24:39,238
Even magnified images of
her hippocampal region.
Nothing.
463
00:24:40,612 --> 00:24:42,443
This is surprising.
464
00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:45,582
So, can we
cancel the biopsy?
465
00:24:47,085 --> 00:24:48,916
Go ahead with ERCP.
466
00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:56,483
I need to talk
to you about Remy.
467
00:24:56,928 --> 00:24:57,917
Who?
468
00:24:57,996 --> 00:24:59,258
Thirteen.
469
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:00,556
What did you call her?
470
00:25:00,632 --> 00:25:02,156
She's on placebo.
471
00:25:03,768 --> 00:25:06,202
And you want to
change that?
472
00:25:06,271 --> 00:25:11,265
I'm the last person
you'd ever come to for
ethical advice, literally,
473
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:14,506
which means
you've already asked
every other person,
474
00:25:14,613 --> 00:25:16,740
and no one's giving you
the answer you want.
475
00:25:16,815 --> 00:25:20,410
Or I respect your opinion,
and I want to hear what
comes to your mind.
476
00:25:20,485 --> 00:25:24,046
She invited any of
her lesbian friends
into bed with you?
477
00:25:24,122 --> 00:25:25,589
I was mistaken.
478
00:25:25,657 --> 00:25:27,181
Drug gonna cure her?
479
00:25:29,461 --> 00:25:31,929
It looks promising,
reducing symptoms.
480
00:25:31,997 --> 00:25:33,055
No cure then.
481
00:25:33,131 --> 00:25:37,397
So, the pros
are you might delay
the onset of symptoms,
482
00:25:37,469 --> 00:25:41,803
give her an extra year,
maybe three. She's still
dead before you're 45.
483
00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:42,965
The question is,
484
00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:46,340
are those few years
worth risking the rest
of your life in medicine?
485
00:25:50,415 --> 00:25:51,905
No.
486
00:25:51,983 --> 00:25:54,042
There. That wasn't
so hard, was it?
487
00:25:55,654 --> 00:25:56,780
Thank you.
488
00:25:56,855 --> 00:25:57,947
You're welcome.
489
00:26:00,258 --> 00:26:01,850
Unless you love her.
490
00:26:07,332 --> 00:26:11,325
If you love her,
then you do stupid things.
491
00:26:19,678 --> 00:26:21,168
KUTNER:
Common bile duct is clear.
492
00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:23,771
No filling defects
in the biliary tree.
493
00:26:23,848 --> 00:26:25,645
Oh, God.
What?
494
00:26:25,717 --> 00:26:28,914
It's her lungs.
House was right.
O2 sats down to 89.
495
00:26:28,987 --> 00:26:30,454
(MACHINE BEEPING)
Increasing to 100% O2.
496
00:26:30,522 --> 00:26:31,614
Better get out.
497
00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:34,482
(CHOKING)
498
00:26:35,293 --> 00:26:36,658
(COUGHING)
499
00:26:38,363 --> 00:26:39,990
Do we have to tell him?
500
00:26:40,131 --> 00:26:41,655
(COUGHING)
501
00:26:46,771 --> 00:26:48,796
FOREMAN: The surgeons
were able to drain
the pleural effusions.
502
00:26:49,140 --> 00:26:52,075
The patient's breathing
on her own, but she's
still pretty weak.
503
00:26:52,143 --> 00:26:55,112
Lung failure proves
that one of us
was right.
504
00:26:55,180 --> 00:26:56,238
Who said "brain"?
505
00:26:56,314 --> 00:27:01,183
Yes, you predicted that
her lungs would fail, but
the MRI was negative for MS.
506
00:27:01,252 --> 00:27:03,686
I was right
about the where,
but not the what.
507
00:27:04,322 --> 00:27:08,088
A picornavirus could cause
localized demyelination
508
00:27:08,159 --> 00:27:09,717
that the MRI
wouldn't pick up.
509
00:27:10,395 --> 00:27:13,990
If we run a nerve
conduction study on
the surface of her brain,
510
00:27:14,065 --> 00:27:15,623
we'll see the dead spots.
511
00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:17,964
You're talking about
cutting into her skull?
512
00:27:18,069 --> 00:27:22,005
Actually, I'm talking about
cutting off her skull,
exposing her brain.
513
00:27:22,073 --> 00:27:23,665
KUTNER: A pancreatic
tumor could still fit.
514
00:27:23,742 --> 00:27:25,676
It explains the heart,
the blood and her lungs.
515
00:27:25,744 --> 00:27:27,769
ERCP was negative.
516
00:27:27,846 --> 00:27:31,782
And she agrees with
me because she agrees
with me. Right, sweetie?
517
00:27:31,850 --> 00:27:35,411
All we need is
a more sensitive test.
Endoscopic ultrasound.
518
00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:38,456
Just accept that
you've been proven
wrong.
519
00:27:39,190 --> 00:27:42,182
You were also proven
wrong. Why don't I
get a second test?
520
00:27:42,260 --> 00:27:44,023
Because if I'm right
about the brain,
521
00:27:44,095 --> 00:27:47,189
then we don't have time
to indulge your wrongness.
522
00:27:47,265 --> 00:27:51,031
Let me know when Cameron
says yes to cutting off
our patient's skull.
523
00:27:51,102 --> 00:27:53,593
I'll be doing
the endoscopic ultrasound.
524
00:27:56,374 --> 00:28:01,471
Good news, I don't need
your approval for some
crazy, unproven treatment.
525
00:28:01,546 --> 00:28:02,740
I just need to do a test.
526
00:28:02,814 --> 00:28:05,578
You want to remove
your patient's skull.
527
00:28:05,650 --> 00:28:08,312
Remind me to revoke
Kutner's telephone
privileges.
528
00:28:08,386 --> 00:28:11,446
I didn't realize that
was an AMA-approved
treatment for MS.
529
00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:15,789
Not searching for MS,
but what set it off.
Equine encephalitis.
530
00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:18,761
Turned a cool breeze of
MS into a Cat 5 storm.
531
00:28:18,830 --> 00:28:21,298
I didn't realize your
patient was a horse.
532
00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:23,163
There's been human cases.
533
00:28:23,234 --> 00:28:26,101
Not when it's 30 degrees
outside. Transmission
is by mosquito.
534
00:28:26,171 --> 00:28:28,571
So, she got bitten
six months ago.
535
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:29,572
Or it's some
other infection.
536
00:28:29,641 --> 00:28:30,869
Whatever it is,
it's running rampant
537
00:28:30,942 --> 00:28:34,275
in the left side of her
brain. When I get in there
I'll get you the specifics.
538
00:28:34,345 --> 00:28:38,247
You're asking me to
let you cut off the
top of someone's head.
539
00:28:38,316 --> 00:28:40,147
I need more than
"I'll know it
when I see it."
540
00:28:40,218 --> 00:28:42,914
So, you want proof
before you let me go
looking for the proof?
541
00:28:42,987 --> 00:28:44,011
This is the test.
542
00:28:44,089 --> 00:28:45,579
You have to give
me something.
543
00:28:47,258 --> 00:28:48,350
(SIGHS)
544
00:28:49,994 --> 00:28:54,488
Cuddy's gonna love you.
The patient, on the other
hand, is gonna hate you
545
00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:56,727
until the day
she dies next week.
546
00:28:58,002 --> 00:29:00,436
Actually, this idiot
will probably forgive you.
547
00:29:07,345 --> 00:29:09,210
(CHILDREN CHATTERING)
548
00:29:10,014 --> 00:29:11,481
You gonna help
or what?
549
00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:13,740
THIRTEEN: I want kids.
550
00:29:14,185 --> 00:29:15,277
Um...
551
00:29:15,887 --> 00:29:17,980
I think these kids
are already spoken for.
552
00:29:18,056 --> 00:29:22,152
Not now. But since
we're dating I just
thought you should know.
553
00:29:23,561 --> 00:29:25,256
I thought, because
of your illness...
554
00:29:25,330 --> 00:29:26,558
So did I.
555
00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:30,094
Even when I didn't
know if I had it or not,
556
00:29:30,168 --> 00:29:33,228
I just assumed
I couldn't take
the chance. But now,
557
00:29:34,506 --> 00:29:39,569
even though I know
I have it, it feels
like an option.
558
00:29:50,588 --> 00:29:52,818
You really don't have to
keep buying me things.
559
00:29:52,891 --> 00:29:54,381
Just open it.
560
00:29:59,297 --> 00:30:00,559
This is nice.
561
00:30:02,467 --> 00:30:06,198
The picture is
actually your gift.
562
00:30:08,940 --> 00:30:10,703
That's your baby.
563
00:30:10,775 --> 00:30:13,869
I took her picture to one
of those places that does
that age enhancement thing.
564
00:30:13,945 --> 00:30:15,970
And according to the
kid who works there,
565
00:30:16,047 --> 00:30:17,446
this is a pretty
good approximation
566
00:30:17,515 --> 00:30:20,313
of what your daughter
will look like
18 years from now.
567
00:30:20,919 --> 00:30:23,410
That's sort of cool.
568
00:30:23,955 --> 00:30:26,321
Right now,
she's just this
weird little creature
569
00:30:26,391 --> 00:30:29,224
that sleeps and
poops and cries.
570
00:30:30,094 --> 00:30:33,063
But that is who
she's going to be.
571
00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:36,990
You will be teaching her
how to ride a bike,
572
00:30:37,068 --> 00:30:41,596
giving her advice
about friends and school
and having her heart broken,
573
00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:45,040
she'll ignore most of it,
but some of it will stick.
574
00:30:45,109 --> 00:30:48,670
You're gonna
be there for her
through all of that.
575
00:30:48,746 --> 00:30:51,806
You just have to get
through this part.
That's all.
576
00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:57,920
It's very sweet.
577
00:31:02,794 --> 00:31:04,489
I'll pay you back
for the photo.
578
00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:09,098
Don't worry about it.
That's just the picture
that came with the frame.
579
00:31:09,167 --> 00:31:10,532
You can chuck it.
580
00:31:12,403 --> 00:31:13,665
(SIGHS)
581
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,605
A kid with a raging
viral syndrome
582
00:31:25,450 --> 00:31:27,611
and three dead
mosquitoes.
583
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:31,315
I'm off to storm
the Bastille.
584
00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:33,622
These aren't mosquitoes.
585
00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:36,424
Fruit flies.
Close enough.
586
00:31:36,494 --> 00:31:38,291
Acute viral
nasopharyngitis?
587
00:31:39,097 --> 00:31:41,930
One of her students
has the common cold?
588
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,399
Team's not what
it used to be.
589
00:31:44,636 --> 00:31:48,003
On the other hand,
Kutner ran his endoscopic
ultrasound, didn't find peep.
590
00:31:48,072 --> 00:31:50,233
So, disproving
it's her pancreas
proves it's her brain?
591
00:31:50,341 --> 00:31:51,501
Yes!
592
00:31:51,576 --> 00:31:52,565
(SIGHS)
593
00:31:52,644 --> 00:31:55,670
You used to do this job.
Remember? It's what used
to pass for evidence.
594
00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:58,807
Now I do this job.
You brought me three
dead bugs and a runny nose!
595
00:31:58,883 --> 00:32:01,511
I can't find you the proof
you want because it's
trapped inside her head.
596
00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:04,180
The only way I can get
at it is to cut it open
and rip it out,
597
00:32:04,255 --> 00:32:06,052
which, apparently,
is the one test
you won't let me run.
598
00:32:06,124 --> 00:32:08,149
So, either I do this
or I do nothing.
599
00:32:08,226 --> 00:32:11,593
What do you want me
to do? Say yes just
because you're House?
600
00:32:14,032 --> 00:32:16,262
I'd certainly
like that, yeah.
601
00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:24,067
Yes.
602
00:32:35,987 --> 00:32:38,319
Cameron actually
said yes?
603
00:32:38,389 --> 00:32:40,880
No, I'm just obsessive
about clean cuticles.
604
00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:42,654
Sawing off the
top of her skull
605
00:32:42,727 --> 00:32:45,059
and placing electrodes
on her brain is insane.
606
00:32:45,129 --> 00:32:48,326
Right, we should be
re-testing her pancreas
for the umpteenth time.
607
00:32:48,399 --> 00:32:50,094
You're skipping steps
because it's Cameron.
608
00:32:50,168 --> 00:32:52,432
You haven't figured her
out, you want to see
how far you can push.
609
00:32:52,503 --> 00:32:54,664
I'm skipping steps
because our patient
is skipping steps
610
00:32:54,739 --> 00:32:56,400
on the way to being dead.
611
00:32:56,474 --> 00:32:57,498
If you got
a better idea...
612
00:32:57,575 --> 00:32:58,667
We should remove
her spleen.
613
00:32:58,743 --> 00:33:02,611
Splenic lymphoma explains
the damaged platelets,
the heart, the lungs.
614
00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:07,277
If this doesn't work,
spleen is all yours.
615
00:33:08,252 --> 00:33:09,913
Unless I kill her,
of course.
616
00:33:11,689 --> 00:33:16,126
HOUSE: Not only will this
allow us to clock your
brain's processing speed,
617
00:33:16,194 --> 00:33:18,492
you'll also get free cable
for the first three months.
618
00:33:18,563 --> 00:33:19,621
(CHUCKLES)
619
00:33:19,697 --> 00:33:21,221
What's this?
620
00:33:21,299 --> 00:33:24,632
A blue car. Is that
part of the test?
621
00:33:24,702 --> 00:33:27,364
No, my lease is
up next month.
You like it?
622
00:33:29,107 --> 00:33:30,631
I'm gonna ask you
a series of questions
623
00:33:30,708 --> 00:33:32,642
designed to stimulate
left-brain function,
624
00:33:32,710 --> 00:33:35,873
logic, reasoning,
problem solving.
625
00:33:35,947 --> 00:33:39,883
Or as my mentor Old Ben
liked to call it,
"The dark side."
626
00:33:39,951 --> 00:33:41,077
(CHUCKLES)
627
00:33:41,152 --> 00:33:43,313
If we find slow areas,
we know we found damage.
628
00:33:43,388 --> 00:33:45,253
We treat, you go home.
Ready?
629
00:33:45,323 --> 00:33:48,190
I'd nod yes,
but I can't
move my head.
630
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:54,156
This pen is red.
Its ink is red.
Is all ink red?
631
00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:55,958
No.
632
00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:58,730
Nerve conduction's
12.8 meters per second,
right within range.
633
00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:00,937
Cameron's letting him cut
into our patient's skull
634
00:34:01,005 --> 00:34:03,667
based on nothing but
dead bugs and someone
else's runny nose.
635
00:34:04,075 --> 00:34:05,508
There are two
pints in a quart.
636
00:34:05,576 --> 00:34:09,103
Four quarts in a gallon.
How many pints
in five gallons?
637
00:34:09,180 --> 00:34:11,910
CUDD Y ON SPEAKERS:
House, step away
from the patient.
638
00:34:11,983 --> 00:34:13,314
(BABY CRYING)
639
00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:14,817
Who's that?
640
00:34:16,020 --> 00:34:17,715
(CUDD Y CONSOLING BABY)
641
00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:22,917
That's my old boss.
And by "old,"
I don't mean "former".
642
00:34:22,994 --> 00:34:24,962
Insulting me is not
gonna make me go away.
643
00:34:25,029 --> 00:34:28,988
You're not here, obviously,
I'm not trying to make
you go away.
644
00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:30,932
Hint, the answer
is a number.
645
00:34:31,002 --> 00:34:32,094
Um...
646
00:34:32,170 --> 00:34:33,330
(BABY CRYING)
647
00:34:33,404 --> 00:34:34,564
40?
648
00:34:34,639 --> 00:34:37,403
12.4 meters per second.
Conduction's still normal.
649
00:34:37,475 --> 00:34:40,000
Dr. Cameron? You're
actually assisting
him with this?
650
00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:42,774
Yes, because I'm
actually familiar
with this case.
651
00:34:42,847 --> 00:34:44,405
(CRYING)
Well, I'm familiar
enough to know
652
00:34:44,482 --> 00:34:46,950
that cutting into
this woman's brain
is not necessary.
653
00:34:47,018 --> 00:34:48,178
Is she serious?
654
00:34:48,252 --> 00:34:50,447
She's certainly
not funny.
655
00:34:50,521 --> 00:34:53,649
Put the phone down,
pick up the baby.
Make us all happy.
656
00:34:55,326 --> 00:34:58,352
Okay, settle down, baby.
It's okay. We'll be done
in a minute.
657
00:34:58,763 --> 00:35:00,731
House, I can call
security. I can...
658
00:35:00,798 --> 00:35:02,459
BP's dropping.
659
00:35:02,533 --> 00:35:04,524
Get it back up.
I got a whole
stack of these.
660
00:35:04,602 --> 00:35:06,194
Give her 10 cc dopamine.
661
00:35:06,270 --> 00:35:09,171
CAMERON: Already am,
thanks. Your baby needs
you a lot more than we do.
662
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:12,209
You aren't hungry,
you aren't wet,
I don't know what it is.
663
00:35:13,010 --> 00:35:16,446
(BABY CRYING)
That is so annoying.
Can you make it stop?
664
00:35:16,514 --> 00:35:19,847
Baby's crying is annoying you?
What's her nerve conduction?
665
00:35:19,917 --> 00:35:22,886
14.3. It's actually
speeding up.
666
00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:25,218
But her BP's 80 over palp.
We're gonna have to stop.
667
00:35:25,289 --> 00:35:26,313
(GROANS)
668
00:35:26,390 --> 00:35:28,187
That doesn't make
any sense.
669
00:35:28,259 --> 00:35:29,692
The fact that you're
wrong doesn't make
any sense
670
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,227
or the fact that
I believed that
you were right?
671
00:35:31,295 --> 00:35:32,887
BP's still dropping.
She's gonna stroke.
672
00:35:34,432 --> 00:35:37,868
I'm giving her 10 more cc,
and I'm putting
an end to this.
673
00:35:37,935 --> 00:35:40,460
(BABY CONTINUES CRYING)
674
00:35:40,538 --> 00:35:44,907
Okay, Rachel, quiet down.
I need you to be quiet.
675
00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:47,706
Please,
turn that phone off.
676
00:35:48,246 --> 00:35:51,409
Why does the baby
annoy you, but no
one else does?
677
00:35:51,482 --> 00:35:52,915
I mean, you're right
about her, but...
678
00:35:53,551 --> 00:35:57,009
I don't know what you want.
I will give you anything
that you want.
679
00:35:57,088 --> 00:35:58,851
I don't know
what it is.
680
00:36:00,958 --> 00:36:04,587
Tell me. Please.
Just help me. Please!
681
00:36:05,129 --> 00:36:06,426
(STOPS CRYING)
682
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,126
(SNIFFLES)
683
00:36:11,435 --> 00:36:12,834
(CHUCKLES) Really?
684
00:36:14,605 --> 00:36:16,095
That worked?
685
00:36:19,677 --> 00:36:21,167
CAMERON: She's stable.
686
00:36:21,779 --> 00:36:24,304
We're finished here.
Close her up.
687
00:36:26,651 --> 00:36:28,209
(GURGLING)
688
00:36:28,653 --> 00:36:29,950
(CHUCKLES)
689
00:36:31,355 --> 00:36:32,720
(SOBBING)
690
00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:41,089
KUTNER: How long
until we can perform
the splenectomy?
691
00:36:41,165 --> 00:36:44,623
Can't dose her with
anesthesia until the last
batch completely clears.
692
00:36:44,702 --> 00:36:46,636
How come the baby
annoyed her?
693
00:36:46,704 --> 00:36:48,137
We should get her
in there as soon
as we can.
694
00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:49,332
Two hours, at least.
695
00:36:49,407 --> 00:36:52,501
Her blood pressure's
in the tank. I hope
she lasts two hours.
696
00:36:54,178 --> 00:36:56,009
What was different?
697
00:36:56,714 --> 00:37:00,013
Our patient loves
all things annoying.
698
00:37:00,084 --> 00:37:02,484
She'd love
this conversation.
699
00:37:02,553 --> 00:37:04,680
She's an earth mother,
700
00:37:04,755 --> 00:37:08,691
takes in the freaks and
rejects of humanity and
tells them they're A-okay.
701
00:37:08,759 --> 00:37:10,386
So, what was different?
702
00:37:10,494 --> 00:37:15,693
Her head was open,
you were asking her
questions, a baby was crying.
703
00:37:16,334 --> 00:37:18,495
She had low
blood pressure.
704
00:37:19,670 --> 00:37:21,604
According to the
laws of physics,
705
00:37:21,672 --> 00:37:24,334
low blood pressure
causes light-headedness
706
00:37:24,408 --> 00:37:28,037
chest pain,
but not annoyance.
707
00:37:44,729 --> 00:37:46,060
Move your feet.
708
00:37:46,797 --> 00:37:50,893
You decided to keep her.
Thank you for telling me.
You can go now.
709
00:37:53,904 --> 00:37:55,462
(EXHALES)
710
00:37:55,539 --> 00:37:58,736
I talked to her.
We connected.
711
00:37:59,877 --> 00:38:03,870
You talked at her,
you had a chemical
reaction.
712
00:38:03,948 --> 00:38:05,279
Are you trying
to annoy me?
713
00:38:05,349 --> 00:38:07,180
I'm trying to
explain you.
714
00:38:07,251 --> 00:38:11,483
I know it doesn't
make any sense,
but it was real.
715
00:38:11,555 --> 00:38:13,113
It was there.
716
00:38:13,891 --> 00:38:17,019
You want to hold her?
Come here, come say hi.
717
00:38:18,796 --> 00:38:20,696
You think we'll bond?
718
00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:31,631
(LAUGHS)
719
00:38:31,709 --> 00:38:32,733
Is that cute?
720
00:38:32,810 --> 00:38:34,038
A little.
721
00:38:35,446 --> 00:38:37,710
If I threw up on you,
you'd be pissed.
722
00:38:38,582 --> 00:38:40,880
(COOING)
Your puke isn't as cute.
723
00:38:40,951 --> 00:38:45,354
That's 'cause of your hips.
If she would've just
gestated a little longer,
724
00:38:45,423 --> 00:38:48,221
her stomach sphincter
would be fully mature.
725
00:38:48,292 --> 00:38:50,260
But, no, we have
to walk upright,
726
00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:53,024
which means that baby's
head is too big for
mommy's hips.
727
00:38:53,097 --> 00:38:57,033
And by the way, your hips
may be an evolutionary
improvement.
728
00:38:57,101 --> 00:39:00,400
So we've evolved to
find baby puke cute.
729
00:39:00,471 --> 00:39:04,237
'Cause otherwise we'd
kill them all before
they became functional.
730
00:39:11,449 --> 00:39:15,010
Bonding's over.
I got to go see
another baby.
731
00:39:19,423 --> 00:39:22,415
So, I can just
live spleen-free?
732
00:39:22,493 --> 00:39:24,518
Plenty of people
live perfectly
normal lives without...
733
00:39:24,595 --> 00:39:26,426
HOUSE: Spleen's fine.
734
00:39:26,497 --> 00:39:27,725
It's not her brain.
735
00:39:27,798 --> 00:39:29,231
Of course
it's her brain.
736
00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:33,066
You've looked at her brain,
you took off her skull,
you found nothing.
737
00:39:33,137 --> 00:39:37,870
Didn't look in the
right part. Didn't
look in the heart part.
738
00:39:38,342 --> 00:39:39,934
(HEART BEATING ON MONITOR)
739
00:39:40,010 --> 00:39:45,471
In the womb, blood
has to bypass the lungs
since they don't work yet.
740
00:39:46,117 --> 00:39:50,281
When we're born,
we take our first
big breath, lungs expand,
741
00:39:50,354 --> 00:39:53,653
and the ductus closes.
Yours didn't.
742
00:39:55,626 --> 00:39:58,288
She has a Patent
ductus arteriosus.
743
00:39:59,163 --> 00:40:03,156
When you get stressed,
your blood pressure goes up
744
00:40:03,234 --> 00:40:06,965
forces open the ductus,
blood takes a little detour,
745
00:40:07,037 --> 00:40:10,905
makes it leak from your nose,
your stomach, your lungs,
746
00:40:10,975 --> 00:40:14,570
and more significantly,
keeps it flowing to the
right side of your brain
747
00:40:14,645 --> 00:40:16,135
and away from your left.
748
00:40:17,214 --> 00:40:21,173
Which means that
when you get stressed,
you get un-stressed.
749
00:40:22,052 --> 00:40:24,748
That's why you're so good
with those annoying kids.
750
00:40:24,822 --> 00:40:27,655
And why,
when your blood
pressure dropped,
751
00:40:27,725 --> 00:40:31,593
you were able
to identify Cuddy as
an annoying human being.
752
00:40:32,863 --> 00:40:35,559
Good news is
we can fix the heart.
753
00:40:37,234 --> 00:40:39,702
Bad news for
the annoying kids.
754
00:40:46,510 --> 00:40:47,875
CAMERON: She's incredible.
755
00:40:47,945 --> 00:40:49,105
Thank you.
756
00:40:51,315 --> 00:40:52,714
Great work today.
757
00:40:53,818 --> 00:40:56,753
I should have
trusted your instincts.
I will in the future.
758
00:40:58,856 --> 00:41:00,153
I quit.
759
00:41:02,159 --> 00:41:06,095
I think I just apologized.
If you want, I can get
down on my knees.
760
00:41:06,163 --> 00:41:07,755
It's not because
of you.
761
00:41:07,832 --> 00:41:13,099
I approved an insane
procedure with no proof,
no evidence, no...
762
00:41:13,204 --> 00:41:14,637
You made the right call.
763
00:41:15,706 --> 00:41:19,039
The problem
was a brain problem.
Without the procedure,
764
00:41:19,109 --> 00:41:21,873
House never notices
the increased left
brain function.
765
00:41:21,946 --> 00:41:23,538
She'd be dead if
you hadn't said yes.
766
00:41:23,614 --> 00:41:24,979
I know.
767
00:41:25,049 --> 00:41:26,209
But
768
00:41:28,786 --> 00:41:33,814
I'll always say yes to
House. I studied under
him. He's in my head.
769
00:41:33,891 --> 00:41:36,724
And if you gave
anyone else this job,
they would always say no.
770
00:41:36,794 --> 00:41:39,695
Because... Well,
because they should.
771
00:41:40,397 --> 00:41:42,092
House is insane.
772
00:41:44,034 --> 00:41:45,501
Which leaves me.
773
00:41:48,772 --> 00:41:50,205
I'm sorry.
774
00:41:51,275 --> 00:41:52,572
(SIGHS)
775
00:41:58,315 --> 00:41:59,748
Hey, buddy.
776
00:41:59,817 --> 00:42:01,011
(EXCLAIMS)
777
00:42:02,052 --> 00:42:04,247
It's okay, buddy,
come here.
778
00:42:04,321 --> 00:42:07,882
I missed you so much.
I missed you.
779
00:42:10,427 --> 00:42:11,519
How are you?
780
00:42:11,595 --> 00:42:13,893
Good.
Yeah? You look
so handsome.
781
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:04,713
(INAUDIBLE)
782
00:43:09,053 --> 00:43:10,645
(BABY CRYING)