1
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(MUFFLED THUDDING)

2
00:00:29,829 --> 00:00:31,057
(DISTORTED)
He's got a good pulse.

3
00:00:31,131 --> 00:00:32,962
Maintain head stabilization
and flip him over.

4
00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,762
On my count, guys.
Ready? Go.

5
00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,370
Sir, we're paramedics.

6
00:00:44,444 --> 00:00:45,968
The mailman saw you
having a seizure.

7
00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,377
We had to break
down your door.

8
00:00:49,983 --> 00:00:51,610
You know what
your name is?

9
00:00:53,953 --> 00:00:57,445
On my count, one,
two, three, up.

10
00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:01,727
We're taking you
to the hospital.

11
00:01:05,865 --> 00:01:09,801
I can't. No, I can't.
No, I can't...

12
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Hey, buddy, buddy,
we're trying to help.

13
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PARAMEDIC: Sir.
Stay out of my house.

14
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You just had a seizure,
you could have a stroke,
a bleed in your brain.

15
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Leave me alone.

16
00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:08,227
35-year-old male, crushing
headache, and three seizures
in the last two days.

17
00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:12,560
So it's a bleed, a clot,
a tumor, metabolic
or infection.

18
00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:14,361
Stick him in the CT and...
Can't.

19
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I'm assuming he has
a giant head.

20
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Severe agoraphobe.
The world scares
the hell out of him.

21
00:02:20,540 --> 00:02:22,906
So we can only test him
with whatever
we can take to him.

22
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Fun.
The agoraphobia
a symptom?

23
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Only of being shot.

24
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He and his girlfriend were
mugged seven years ago.
It's when it started.

25
00:02:29,549 --> 00:02:32,313
Anybody can hate humanity
after getting shot.

26
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It takes a big man
to hate it beforehand.

27
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How did you get this case,
if he didn't come to the ER?

28
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I talked to him through
his door when he
had flu last year.

29
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I run the Community
Outreach Program now.

30
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See? Perfectly
reasonable explanation.

31
00:02:43,229 --> 00:02:45,891
She's definitely not here
trying to work her way
back on the team

32
00:02:45,965 --> 00:02:47,262
and steal your job
or anything.

33
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It's a legitimate question.
He agreed to
meet with us.

34
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But even if I can get
inside his house,

35
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his brain is
a black box.

36
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We can pick this up
in a minute.

37
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What's this?
Takeout menus.

38
00:03:01,814 --> 00:03:03,304
But I'm hoping
you'll come up
with a better answer

39
00:03:03,383 --> 00:03:05,647
when everyone asks
what we're talking about.

40
00:03:06,586 --> 00:03:08,554
Last night...
Forget it.

41
00:03:08,621 --> 00:03:11,021
I know this is awkward,
but we need to talk.

42
00:03:11,090 --> 00:03:14,582
There's a reason that
we've evolved the feeling
of awkwardness.

43
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It tells us not to talk
about things.

44
00:03:17,397 --> 00:03:19,922
I was emotional
because of the adoption
falling through,

45
00:03:19,999 --> 00:03:23,332
and you actually let
your human side show
for a moment.

46
00:03:23,403 --> 00:03:25,200
That is why we kissed.

47
00:03:25,271 --> 00:03:29,173
I just want to say
thank you for
not taking advantage.

48
00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:34,642
You're welcome. Any time
you want to stop kissing,
I'm there for you.

49
00:03:37,383 --> 00:03:40,819
Portable equipment can't
distinguish a bleed or
a tumor, can't see vasculitis.

50
00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:42,514
What did Cuddy want?

51
00:03:43,256 --> 00:03:47,056
I kind of hit that
last night, so now
she's all on my jock.

52
00:03:47,126 --> 00:03:49,686
Wow. She looks pretty good
for someone on roofies.

53
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The only equipment
we have is a sonogram
and a portable x-ray.

54
00:03:52,432 --> 00:03:56,698
What part of "olivine,
pyroxene and amphibole"
don't you understand?

55
00:03:56,769 --> 00:03:59,465
Pyroxene?
"Pyro" means "fire."

56
00:03:59,539 --> 00:04:01,302
CAMERON: They're
indicator minerals.

57
00:04:01,374 --> 00:04:03,842
You can't see diamonds,
so you look for the
indicator minerals.

58
00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:08,279
I assume the diamond
is the tumor or bleed
or whatever it is.

59
00:04:08,348 --> 00:04:09,747
Provoke a seizure.

60
00:04:09,816 --> 00:04:13,274
The indicator is the increased
electrical activity focused
around the abnormality.

61
00:04:13,353 --> 00:04:15,218
We do an EEG,
see the focus,

62
00:04:15,288 --> 00:04:18,451
see where the problem is,
which tells us what
the problem is.

63
00:04:18,524 --> 00:04:22,483
The Formster and the Camster,
kicking it old school.

64
00:04:22,562 --> 00:04:25,395
Thank God she's not
trying to steal your job.

65
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Go do it, and search
the home for toxins.

66
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NOZICK: I agreed to talk,
not to let you in.

67
00:04:31,671 --> 00:04:33,104
You could be
very sick.

68
00:04:33,172 --> 00:04:36,039
We need access.
I'm just not ready.

69
00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:37,542
Why does he have
two locked doors?

70
00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:39,407
He must use this
room as an airlock.

71
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Deliveries in, garbage out,
he never has to go outside.

72
00:04:42,248 --> 00:04:45,183
Just tell us when you are.
We're not going away.

73
00:04:45,251 --> 00:04:46,843
Seriously?
THIRTEEN: You want
her to admit

74
00:04:46,919 --> 00:04:49,888
that all he has to do is
ignore us for a few minutes
and we'll take off?

75
00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:51,947
He was shot,
girlfriend killed.

76
00:04:52,025 --> 00:04:53,788
He probably has
post-traumatic stress
disorder.

77
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He doesn't believe
in a just universe,
he doesn't trust anyone.

78
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Give him some honesty.

79
00:05:01,167 --> 00:05:02,794
I shouldn't have implied
we'd wait forever.

80
00:05:02,869 --> 00:05:06,669
We've got a whole hospital
full of patients. We can give
you a few minutes,

81
00:05:06,739 --> 00:05:10,539
but eventually, if you don't
let us in we're going
to have to leave.

82
00:05:13,112 --> 00:05:14,602
NOZICK: Just one person
comes in.

83
00:05:14,681 --> 00:05:18,082
No, we've got to search
the whole house for toxins.

84
00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:22,883
How about I examine you
in one room, and my colleagues
will do the search?

85
00:05:24,290 --> 00:05:25,279
(LOCKS CLICKING)

86
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I'm going to try to
provoke a seizure.

87
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I need you to look
straight ahead, okay?

88
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Yeah.

89
00:05:36,035 --> 00:05:38,629
Are you all right?
Yeah, I just...

90
00:05:39,872 --> 00:05:43,399
I haven't been in a room
with anyone for a while.

91
00:05:43,476 --> 00:05:46,001
Okay, can you just
give me a second?
Sure.

92
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Okay.

93
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You're the person
I talked to through
the door last year, right?

94
00:05:51,651 --> 00:05:53,915
Yeah.
You were nice.

95
00:05:55,221 --> 00:05:59,658
And smart. Kind of made me
expect someone older.

96
00:05:59,726 --> 00:06:01,125
I'm not that young.

97
00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:09,028
Must have been
scary being shot.
Don't do that. Okay.

98
00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:10,899
You don't know me.

99
00:06:12,271 --> 00:06:15,206
I've got everything
I want here.

100
00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:18,072
I make a lot of money
writing tech manuals.

101
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I get stuff delivered.
I work out.

102
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I see anything I want over
the Web. I'm happy here.

103
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You don't seem
very happy.
Right now I'm not.

104
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Go away.

105
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(SIGHS)

106
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Did you speak to
Cuddy last night?
She's fine.

107
00:06:43,369 --> 00:06:46,998
Why would it take anyone
more than a few hours to get
over misplacing a baby?

108
00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:48,472
You spoke to her?

109
00:06:49,208 --> 00:06:53,144
Kind of hit that,
so she's all on my jock.

110
00:06:54,714 --> 00:06:56,841
(EXCLAIMING IN DISBELIEF)

111
00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:57,974
What?

112
00:06:59,485 --> 00:07:00,474
Huh!

113
00:07:00,653 --> 00:07:02,518
Everyone else thought
I was kidding.

114
00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:07,787
You "hit"? Like making out
or full-on sex or...

115
00:07:07,860 --> 00:07:10,829
I've got a chart laid out
with all the bases,
I'll take you through it.

116
00:07:10,897 --> 00:07:13,593
What are you
going to do?
What can I do?

117
00:07:13,666 --> 00:07:15,566
I'm gonna ignore her
for the rest of my life.

118
00:07:15,635 --> 00:07:17,796
This mosquito bite
kept me awake...

119
00:07:17,870 --> 00:07:19,269
Don't care
about the bug bite.

120
00:07:20,506 --> 00:07:21,734
She's your boss.

121
00:07:21,808 --> 00:07:23,742
So now I have two reasons
to ignore her.

122
00:07:25,978 --> 00:07:27,946
It was just a kiss.

123
00:07:28,014 --> 00:07:31,279
There's a reason...
Yes, those large
things in her bra.

124
00:07:31,350 --> 00:07:34,615
...you were hiding it
from me. Means it meant
something to you.

125
00:07:34,687 --> 00:07:38,487
Yeah, I fiendishly
concealed it within
the phrase "I hit that."

126
00:07:38,558 --> 00:07:40,116
Stop scratching,
you'll draw blood.

127
00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:42,184
Finally, you said
something useful.

128
00:07:42,261 --> 00:07:44,957
I'm just gonna break
the skin and let
the poison out.

129
00:07:45,565 --> 00:07:46,589
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

130
00:07:46,666 --> 00:07:51,160
If you dated Cuddy,
there would...

131
00:07:51,237 --> 00:07:53,831
Sorry, I get better reception
when you're not here.

132
00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:57,208
What do you got?
<i>TAUB: His place is</i>
<i>totally clean.</i>

133
00:07:57,276 --> 00:08:00,803
No animals. No hidden
drugs or alcohol.
No lead in the paint.

134
00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:02,507
And since you're not
breathing hard,

135
00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:06,518
I assume you're not holding
Cameron aloft in triumph,
which means no seizures.

136
00:08:07,954 --> 00:08:12,857
Hey, speaking of breathing
hard... Cameron,
you engaged to Chase yet?

137
00:08:12,925 --> 00:08:14,051
THIRTEEN: Sorry,
we should have clarified.

138
00:08:14,126 --> 00:08:16,356
We're calling about
the patient,
not Dr. Cameron's love life.

139
00:08:16,429 --> 00:08:17,521
We aren't engaged.

140
00:08:17,597 --> 00:08:19,895
Moves things along
much faster if you just
give him the answers.

141
00:08:19,966 --> 00:08:21,433
Seizures can also
be induced through...

142
00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,765
After six years?
A year-and-a-half.

143
00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:25,633
Through sleep
deprivation or...

144
00:08:25,705 --> 00:08:27,696
Sleep deprivation
would take too long.

145
00:08:27,773 --> 00:08:30,105
You living together?
We spend most
nights together.

146
00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:33,339
There's a bunch of drugs
that can lower
a seizure threshold.

147
00:08:33,412 --> 00:08:36,006
And cloud the diagnosis
with side effects.

148
00:08:36,082 --> 00:08:37,879
His place or yours?
His, usually.

149
00:08:37,950 --> 00:08:39,440
Interesting.
You would have
said "interesting"

150
00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,850
no matter
what the answer.

151
00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:42,785
And no matter what
the answer, it would
have been interesting.

152
00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:45,187
<i>No engagement,</i>
<i>commitment issues.</i>

153
00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:50,025
His place, control issues.
Not sure whose,
but, interesting.

154
00:08:50,096 --> 00:08:51,961
Yeah, moves
much faster this way.

155
00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:55,629
Where was the patient
when he had his
first seizure?

156
00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:58,169
In his entry hallway,
getting his mail.

157
00:08:58,237 --> 00:09:00,671
And getting close
to the outdoors.

158
00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:03,766
It spooked him,
raised his BP.
Now use that fear.

159
00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:04,968
Bring him outside.

160
00:09:05,177 --> 00:09:06,474
He punched out
a fireman.

161
00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,036
<i>We're doctors,</i>
<i>not bouncers.</i>

162
00:09:09,515 --> 00:09:12,643
Okay. So bring the
outside to him.

163
00:09:13,853 --> 00:09:16,344
Floor's
genuine wood.

164
00:09:17,523 --> 00:09:19,548
Why are they here?

165
00:09:19,625 --> 00:09:22,992
They overheard me
announce the half-price
bank foreclosure

166
00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:25,587
in the ER waiting room.
Where is everybody?

167
00:09:25,665 --> 00:09:29,965
Cameron's with the patient,
everybody else went home.

168
00:09:30,036 --> 00:09:34,302
Because they don't need
to be here. Neither do you,
and yet you are.

169
00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:36,234
This way.

170
00:09:37,276 --> 00:09:41,440
Moldings original?
Original? They were here
before the house.

171
00:09:44,116 --> 00:09:46,016
The shut-in
is also original.

172
00:09:47,353 --> 00:09:50,652
Come on,
don't be shy.
House, get them
out of here.

173
00:09:50,723 --> 00:09:54,887
Easy for you to say,
you're not going to be making
some serious capital gains.

174
00:09:54,961 --> 00:09:56,292
(GROANING)
This is cruel.

175
00:09:56,362 --> 00:09:59,058
And leaving him
undiagnosed is what,
altruistic?

176
00:10:02,301 --> 00:10:04,633
Procedure worked.
He's seizing.

177
00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:05,728
What do you see?

178
00:10:05,871 --> 00:10:08,135
Normal theta,
normal delta.

179
00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,400
This isn't a seizure.

180
00:10:09,475 --> 00:10:10,999
It's something.

181
00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:12,801
Mr. Nozick,
are you okay?

182
00:10:12,878 --> 00:10:14,709
My stomach.
It's killing me.

183
00:10:14,814 --> 00:10:16,941
See? It's something.

184
00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:30,662
KUTNER: Partial small
bowel obstruction.

185
00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:34,427
Blockage explains the pain.
What explains the
blockage plus seizures?

186
00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:36,229
Atrial fibrillation
throwing emboli.

187
00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,792
Crohn's causing
an abscess.

188
00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:39,531
It could be
a million things.

189
00:10:39,605 --> 00:10:42,301
There's no way to know
unless we get him in
for an MRI on his head,

190
00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:45,071
or exploratory surgery
so we can biopsy
his bowels,

191
00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:46,975
which he won't
let us do.
Wouldn't.

192
00:10:48,180 --> 00:10:50,080
Pain changes things.

193
00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:52,679
House.

194
00:10:55,621 --> 00:10:57,486
He told you to
stay out of here.

195
00:10:57,556 --> 00:11:00,457
He can chase me out
once he's done
doubling up in agony.

196
00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:06,120
Whatever your big problem is
has caused a complication
we call "colon FOS."

197
00:11:06,198 --> 00:11:10,259
"F-O", "full of," since
we're in mixed company,
"S" is "stool."

198
00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:13,601
Nothing is coming out,
so the pain's gonna
get worse and worse.

199
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,800
So we need to stick
a pooper scooper in you.

200
00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:17,740
We also need to take
a look at your bowel.

201
00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:19,175
I made my wishes clear.

202
00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:21,805
Uh-huh. And, see, if
the Crazy Fairy were here,

203
00:11:21,881 --> 00:11:22,973
she could grant them.

204
00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:27,583
I'm not insane.
I feel pain when
I go outside,

205
00:11:27,653 --> 00:11:30,315
so it's rational
to avoid that pain.

206
00:11:30,389 --> 00:11:32,186
Except now you're
feeling pain inside.

207
00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:33,987
Well, not as bad.
Nowhere near.

208
00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:35,493
We can give him drugs
for the blockage.

209
00:11:35,561 --> 00:11:36,960
If it doesn't work

210
00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:41,557
that blockage will rupture
your intestines and spew
sewage throughout your body.

211
00:11:42,101 --> 00:11:45,195
Whatever you're scared of
out there, aren't you more
scared of death?

212
00:11:46,806 --> 00:11:49,434
You, obviously,
can't stand people.

213
00:11:49,508 --> 00:11:52,136
But for me, it's worse.
All right?

214
00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:54,907
I'd rather die in here
than live out there.

215
00:12:01,487 --> 00:12:05,685
If you don't mind
floppy hair and
an annoying accent,

216
00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:08,454
I know a surgeon who will
operate in your home.

217
00:12:10,529 --> 00:12:11,655
Thank you.

218
00:12:15,868 --> 00:12:18,359
With the risk of infection,
Chase won't actually...

219
00:12:18,437 --> 00:12:22,373
He's not gonna
do surgery in some
crazy dude's house.

220
00:12:22,441 --> 00:12:24,306
You just said...
What I said was

221
00:12:24,376 --> 00:12:26,241
that Chase would put
him under at the house.

222
00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:28,303
We take him to the hospital,
open him up, do our thing,

223
00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:30,280
then slip him back
into his room
for the post-op,

224
00:12:30,349 --> 00:12:32,840
without him ever
finding out
that we tricked him.

225
00:12:33,452 --> 00:12:35,010
So, that was implied.

226
00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:36,247
It's unethical.
He'll be asleep.

227
00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:38,381
He gets to
make his own calls,
even if he's asleep.

228
00:12:38,457 --> 00:12:40,015
Why are you
siding with him?

229
00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:45,493
Oh, yeah, you're that girl
who likes broken people
because her husband died,

230
00:12:45,564 --> 00:12:46,622
and since Chase
isn't all that broken...

231
00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:48,724
Hey, why don't we operate
on his infarcted leg
while we're at it?

232
00:12:48,801 --> 00:12:50,598
Who cares if he said no?

233
00:12:50,669 --> 00:12:52,569
I was risking my life
to avoid becoming a cripple,

234
00:12:52,638 --> 00:12:55,072
he's doing it to avoid
sunlight and fresh air.

235
00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:00,172
We've got to
make it look good.

236
00:13:12,424 --> 00:13:14,085
I know I'm a pain
in the ass.

237
00:13:14,927 --> 00:13:17,623
I know it would have been
easy just to walk away,

238
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:21,359
but you're a good person.

239
00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:30,164
Count down
from 10.

240
00:13:32,444 --> 00:13:34,878
NOZICK: Ten, nine,

241
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:37,209
eight...

242
00:13:38,884 --> 00:13:40,215
Let's go.

243
00:13:57,369 --> 00:13:59,462
How you doing?
Better.

244
00:13:59,538 --> 00:14:00,630
Great.

245
00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:02,905
Everything else good?

246
00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:06,006
Everything involving me
kissing House is good.

247
00:14:06,078 --> 00:14:09,013
Oh, God, you dragged
it out of me,
you're a genius.

248
00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:11,346
It's no big deal.

249
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:15,854
I was feeling vulnerable,
he's a friend,
and I leaned on him.

250
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:19,286
It's funny. I've leaned
on friends in the past.

251
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:22,919
Never leaned so far
my tongue fell
into their mouths.

252
00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:27,656
I don't think of House
that way. I never have.

253
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,034
Why not?

254
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:35,130
You know exactly
how it would go.

255
00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:36,536
It would
start off exciting,

256
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:40,067
we'd get caught up in the
novelty and the hostility
and the forbiddenness,

257
00:14:40,145 --> 00:14:44,309
and then we'd realize
that the flirty hostility
is just hostility,

258
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:47,546
his inability to open up
is no longer exciting,

259
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:51,681
it's just frustrating,
and then it's the
inevitable blow up

260
00:14:51,757 --> 00:14:55,591
and the recriminations,
and we don't talk
for two months.

261
00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:03,091
Yeah. Well, it certainly
proves you've never thought
about House that way.

262
00:15:05,971 --> 00:15:07,302
I get your point.

263
00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:09,398
I will be more
careful with my tongue
in the future.

264
00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:10,703
That's not my point.

265
00:15:12,011 --> 00:15:16,778
Maybe novelty and hostility
and forbiddenness
doesn't have to end bad.

266
00:15:19,785 --> 00:15:21,776
(PAGER BUZZING)

267
00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:24,584
Got to go.

268
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:27,725
What time you done?

269
00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:29,886
Thought we could try
that new sushi place
next to my house.

270
00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:31,862
Why don't we stay
at my house tonight?

271
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,125
But we always
stay at mine.

272
00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:36,463
That's what I mean.
We used to split,
what happened?

273
00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:39,060
I don't know,
I'm closer to work.
By five minutes.

274
00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:42,835
And my house doesn't look
like it was decorated
by a drunk rugby player.

275
00:15:42,908 --> 00:15:44,967
Well, we can discuss it.
I hadn't really...

276
00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:47,535
Why does it have to
be a discussion?
Can't you just stay over?

277
00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:53,249
You do know they page me
when that much surgical
equipment is signed out.

278
00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:56,043
CUDDY: He didn't consent.

279
00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:57,145
He consented
to the surgery.

280
00:15:57,222 --> 00:15:58,519
You think he's going
to sue over where?

281
00:15:58,590 --> 00:15:59,579
He won't even
know where.

282
00:15:59,658 --> 00:16:01,956
He'll wake up in his house,
he won't know a thing
about what happened.

283
00:16:02,027 --> 00:16:04,587
Until he catches
a post surgical infection
in his dirty apartment

284
00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:07,723
and finds out we tricked
him and winds up
owning the hospital.

285
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:10,931
Why aren't you
arguing with her?

286
00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:12,402
Because she's right.

287
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:16,004
I don't care where
he gets the post-op,
just that he gets it.

288
00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:17,064
Keep him here.

289
00:16:23,682 --> 00:16:24,876
House?

290
00:16:25,884 --> 00:16:27,146
You okay?

291
00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:29,619
Yes, we don't
need to talk.

292
00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:31,019
Your hand.

293
00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:37,718
That's weird. I usually
don't get the stigmata
until Easter.

294
00:16:42,234 --> 00:16:44,896
Please tell Dr. Chase
the patient's
ready for him now.

295
00:16:56,715 --> 00:16:59,912
Stewart, wake up.
It's Dr. Cameron.

296
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:04,117
If you can hear
me, blink.

297
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:09,221
We were concerned for
your safety, so we brought you
to the hospital.

298
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:12,629
(MUMBLING)

299
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,131
No, it's okay.

300
00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:17,565
No, it's okay.
Why'd you...

301
00:17:17,636 --> 00:17:18,933
I just wanted to
keep you informed.

302
00:17:19,004 --> 00:17:21,598
I didn't want you to have
a bad shock while you're
recovering from surgery.

303
00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:23,106
I got to get out of here.
It's okay, Stewart.

304
00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:26,008
Calm down.
Calm down. Stewart.

305
00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:28,012
Stewart, I'm going to
sedate you.
I got to get out of here.

306
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,877
I'm gonna sedate you.

307
00:17:29,948 --> 00:17:31,381
No!

308
00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:35,648
Calm down. I need some
help in here. Damn it,
somebody get in here.

309
00:17:39,024 --> 00:17:41,049
(MONITORS BEEPING)

310
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:46,390
What did you do?

311
00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:55,566
Well done. Your patient
called his lawyer,
threatened to sue us,

312
00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:58,633
is now heading home
completely undiagnosed.

313
00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:00,541
He'll soon be
on his way back.

314
00:18:00,612 --> 00:18:03,775
He's sick. He'll crash,
he'll lose consciousness,

315
00:18:03,849 --> 00:18:05,817
and I'll declare
an emergency,
bring him back in.

316
00:18:05,884 --> 00:18:09,786
Not any more you won't.
His lawyer now holds
his health care proxy.

317
00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:11,288
The next time
we have an emergency,

318
00:18:11,356 --> 00:18:13,984
Larry Ruseckas, Esquire,
will be calling the shots.

319
00:18:14,059 --> 00:18:16,755
I made the right call.
If he had flipped out
after major surgery,

320
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:17,955
it would have been worse.

321
00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:21,431
The benefit of being boss
is that I don't have to argue.

322
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:22,933
You're all off the case.

323
00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:35,073
What's going on
between you and Cuddy?

324
00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:36,307
Bad loving
gone bad.

325
00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:38,849
Seriously, why didn't you
argue with her? She just
threw us off the case.

326
00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:40,817
Because ignoring her
is a lot easier.

327
00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:42,683
Convince the patient
to let us back in again.

328
00:18:42,754 --> 00:18:45,188
See if you can clear his
blockage with lactulose.

329
00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:49,250
If this thing kills him
before we can diagnose,
it won't be fun anymore.

330
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,123
Okay.

331
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,223
You're going to
keep working on this?

332
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:55,857
Yeah. I brought in
the case.

333
00:18:55,934 --> 00:18:59,028
There is no case. He's
gone, you've been tossed.
This is totally nuts.

334
00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:00,537
He's incredibly sick.
We don't know...

335
00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:01,630
Fine, forget
about the patient.

336
00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:03,368
What is going on
with you?

337
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:04,806
This is why we
left House's team.

338
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:06,902
To avoid this constant
flood of pure craziness.

339
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,573
That's why I left House.
You got fired.

340
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:15,885
I'm sorry.
I know I let you down.

341
00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:18,484
But you know who
else I let down?

342
00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:21,720
Pretty much everyone
who's important to me.

343
00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:25,191
My boss, my old boss,

344
00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:27,930
my boyfriend.

345
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:32,602
I did that for you.

346
00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:37,805
I'm not gonna
let you down again.

347
00:19:38,777 --> 00:19:40,608
(LOCKS CLICKING)

348
00:19:50,722 --> 00:19:53,520
WILSON: It's like the
red badge of idiocy.

349
00:19:54,059 --> 00:19:56,721
If the Confederacy
had mosquitoes,

350
00:19:56,795 --> 00:20:00,162
we'd all have Southern
accents, and I'd be
paying Foreman less.

351
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,591
She kicked you
off the case.

352
00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:05,893
This is what happens
when you don't address it.

353
00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:08,769
She acts weird,
things get different.

354
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:13,038
You understand that
different implies
difference?

355
00:20:13,111 --> 00:20:15,102
She's tossed me
a million times before.

356
00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:17,444
No, she always
chastises you,

357
00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:19,541
and you'd always come
running to me to complain,

358
00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:21,449
so you're acting
different, too.

359
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:25,422
(SIGHS)
You're scared. You are
scared to get involved.

360
00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:29,087
How is that scared?
It's rational.

361
00:20:29,828 --> 00:20:33,491
Emotionally mature people
who work together
should not date.

362
00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:35,863
Guaranteed break-up,
guaranteed ugliness.

363
00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:38,960
Any relationship that
doesn't end in a break-up,
ends in death.

364
00:20:39,037 --> 00:20:40,834
Everything falls
apart in the end.

365
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:41,930
That's your worldview.

366
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,803
The corollary,
which you keep forgetting,

367
00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:47,504
is that you have to grab
any chance for happiness.

368
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:50,104
Why does this matter
so much to you?

369
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:51,240
Cuddy and I are fine.

370
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,112
The only person getting
worked up here is you.

371
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:56,916
I don't want you to be fine,
I want you to be happy.

372
00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:58,581
I think if you dated her...

373
00:20:58,657 --> 00:21:02,252
Are you familiar
with the adverb
"vicariously"?

374
00:21:02,327 --> 00:21:03,589
If I wanted to
ask her out...

375
00:21:03,662 --> 00:21:04,686
You did ask her out.

376
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:07,163
Last year.
Whatever happened there?

377
00:21:07,232 --> 00:21:09,826
I don't know,
I wasn't interested.

378
00:21:09,901 --> 00:21:10,959
Wrong.

379
00:21:11,036 --> 00:21:14,563
You were interested,
but Amber grabbed
your genitals first.

380
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,574
And now you're single,
and it makes you miserable,

381
00:21:16,642 --> 00:21:18,769
but you think it's too soon
for another relationship,

382
00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:20,903
so you're gonna
make me miserable.

383
00:21:20,979 --> 00:21:23,948
Please. Get a girlfriend
or a life or something.

384
00:21:24,082 --> 00:21:25,071
For me.

385
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:29,912
HOUSE: Better or worse?

386
00:21:29,988 --> 00:21:32,115
<i>CAMERON: Worse.</i>
<i>Drugs aren't working.</i>

387
00:21:32,190 --> 00:21:34,624
<i>I think we should do</i>
<i>the surgery in his house,</i>
<i>like we planned.</i>

388
00:21:34,693 --> 00:21:36,285
Well, then one of us
wasn't paying attention

389
00:21:36,361 --> 00:21:38,556
because I thought that
surgery thing was
just a trick.

390
00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:41,531
We prepared the room.
We hung the drapes. It's
probably 10 times as sterile

391
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,932
as any mobile operating
theater you'd find
in a battlefield.

392
00:21:44,002 --> 00:21:45,526
We still need
Trapper John.

393
00:21:45,604 --> 00:21:48,095
Chase doesn't want
anywhere near this surgery.

394
00:21:48,173 --> 00:21:49,731
<i>Maybe you could</i>
<i>talk to him.</i>

395
00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:51,435
I can't understand
a word he says.

396
00:21:51,510 --> 00:21:54,707
Taub, you doing
anything later?

397
00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:58,305
Blood in the field.

398
00:21:59,718 --> 00:22:01,083
Not where I'm looking.

399
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,711
How am I supposed to know
where you're looking?

400
00:22:02,788 --> 00:22:04,813
Here's a hint.
It's the bloody part.

401
00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:06,858
The whole thing's bloody.
It's a guy with
a hole in his body.

402
00:22:06,925 --> 00:22:08,722
It's like you've never
done this before.
Use the suction.

403
00:22:08,794 --> 00:22:10,591
I will. And, in fact,
I've never done this before

404
00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:13,324
because I went to med school,
not nurse school.

405
00:22:13,398 --> 00:22:16,231
Hey, wanna see
if your client's actually
made of money?

406
00:22:16,301 --> 00:22:18,769
TAUB: Cutting out the
last piece of bowel.

407
00:22:23,108 --> 00:22:24,439
Suture.

408
00:22:27,913 --> 00:22:31,474
Mucosa's pink.
Flattened villi.

409
00:22:31,550 --> 00:22:34,383
Intestinal atrophy.
It's Whipple's Disease.

410
00:22:34,453 --> 00:22:37,047
Explains the seizure
and the stomach pain.

411
00:22:37,155 --> 00:22:40,056
Little bleeder here.
Cautery.

412
00:22:42,260 --> 00:22:44,285
Hey, wait, the gas...

413
00:22:52,637 --> 00:22:54,798
That always happens
during surgery.

414
00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:57,933
It's the gas build-up
in the blockage,
nothing to sue about.

415
00:22:58,009 --> 00:23:02,139
Treat him for the burns,
put him on antibiotics for
the Whipple's. He'll be fine.

416
00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:14,649
Hey. That's
nice of you.

417
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:16,759
Hi.
Hi.

418
00:23:19,264 --> 00:23:20,561
He doing good?

419
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:24,535
Burns are healing fine.
He's stable otherwise.

420
00:23:24,603 --> 00:23:28,471
Good. So, I could stay
at your place tonight,
if you like.

421
00:23:28,540 --> 00:23:29,734
I can't.

422
00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:34,008
Well, you're not gonna
sleep here again?

423
00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:36,070
You might have noticed
the lack of nurses.

424
00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:40,175
Because you're not on the
case. You can't really use
that as an excuse for...

425
00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:42,948
NOZICK: Dr. Cameron.
Wait here.

426
00:23:47,626 --> 00:23:50,618
Your stomach?
My legs are numb.

427
00:23:50,695 --> 00:23:52,287
I can't feel them at all.

428
00:23:56,201 --> 00:23:59,261
New symptom,
peripheral neuropathy.
Got worse on antibiotics.

429
00:23:59,337 --> 00:24:01,032
<i>It's not Whipple's.</i>
<i>KUTNER: Porphyria.</i>

430
00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:03,131
CAMERON: Liver's fine.
Amyloidosis.

431
00:24:03,208 --> 00:24:04,869
We'd have seen it
on the intestines.

432
00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:07,173
What did we see
on the intestines?

433
00:24:07,245 --> 00:24:11,238
<i>Pink mucosa, flattened villi.</i>
<i>If it's not Whipple's,</i>
<i>it's gotta be celiac.</i>

434
00:24:11,316 --> 00:24:13,341
Wheat allergy means
he's not absorbing
nutrients.

435
00:24:13,418 --> 00:24:15,579
Explains the seizures,
the stomach and
now the nerves.

436
00:24:15,654 --> 00:24:17,178
<i>THIRTEEN: We should run</i>
<i>a blood test for celiac.</i>

437
00:24:17,255 --> 00:24:21,715
Not fast enough,
not accurate enough.
Force feed him wheat.

438
00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:24,193
<i>Then do an endoscopy</i>
<i>as it hits his duodenum.</i>

439
00:24:24,262 --> 00:24:25,661
See if there's
an allergic reaction.

440
00:24:25,730 --> 00:24:29,598
His guts just exploded.
It might be a tad painful
to make him eat.

441
00:24:29,668 --> 00:24:32,535
That's House's point.
There's nothing
diagnostic about it.

442
00:24:32,604 --> 00:24:35,004
He's trying to put
the patient in pain,
force him to come in.

443
00:24:35,073 --> 00:24:36,233
It is a valid test.

444
00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:38,606
So is the blood test,
which is painless.

445
00:24:38,677 --> 00:24:42,272
<i>HOUSE: Foreman, listen to</i>
<i>that little voice in your head</i>

446
00:24:42,347 --> 00:24:46,181
that's coming from the
telephone. Force feed him.

447
00:24:46,251 --> 00:24:49,709
Don't. You know House.
You know I'm right.

448
00:24:49,788 --> 00:24:51,551
We'll do both tests.

449
00:24:59,564 --> 00:25:01,429
I'm not here to
play matchmaker.

450
00:25:03,034 --> 00:25:04,501
Okay.

451
00:25:04,569 --> 00:25:06,161
House basically...

452
00:25:06,905 --> 00:25:11,638
Well, he accused me of
being interested in you.

453
00:25:13,111 --> 00:25:15,306
He's just trying to
change the subject.

454
00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:18,372
I know. But I do have...

455
00:25:21,052 --> 00:25:24,351
I've always had

456
00:25:24,422 --> 00:25:26,356
some feelings for you.

457
00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:31,055
Are you saying you
want to date me?

458
00:25:31,129 --> 00:25:32,323
No, I...

459
00:25:33,098 --> 00:25:36,625
It wouldn't be fair to House,
and it's too soon after Amber.

460
00:25:38,503 --> 00:25:40,971
But you thought
you should just say it?

461
00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:43,007
Yeah, I thought
you should know.

462
00:25:47,345 --> 00:25:49,176
Let's have dinner
tomorrow night.

463
00:25:52,017 --> 00:25:53,211
Okay.

464
00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:57,711
Or maybe it'd be better
if we just had sex.

465
00:25:59,991 --> 00:26:01,117
Pardon me?

466
00:26:01,192 --> 00:26:02,659
In front of
House's office.

467
00:26:02,727 --> 00:26:05,252
I mean, I don't want to
take any chances.

468
00:26:05,330 --> 00:26:07,992
I assume the point of this
is to make him jealous,

469
00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:11,263
to make him realize
that he does want
a relationship with me.

470
00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:14,231
Yes.

471
00:26:15,273 --> 00:26:17,104
You think it'll work?

472
00:26:17,175 --> 00:26:18,699
You're an idiot.

473
00:26:18,777 --> 00:26:22,372
Trust me, everybody will
be happier if House
and I aren't dating.

474
00:26:32,524 --> 00:26:34,185
You sure this is
the best test?

475
00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:36,921
No. But you've kind of
tied our hands.

476
00:26:36,995 --> 00:26:40,021
As soon as this hits your
intestines, I'll look at it
through an endoscope.

477
00:26:42,801 --> 00:26:45,167
Stewart, I know
you don't want to talk
about this,

478
00:26:47,105 --> 00:26:49,835
but people who get
shot often get PTSD.

479
00:26:49,908 --> 00:26:51,205
It's nothing
to be ashamed of.

480
00:26:52,210 --> 00:26:55,702
It's very treatable
with drugs and therapy.

481
00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:57,475
It's not PTSD.

482
00:26:59,484 --> 00:27:03,352
My girlfriend was with me
when I got shot, and she died.

483
00:27:04,889 --> 00:27:06,356
(SIGHS)

484
00:27:06,825 --> 00:27:08,588
(WHISPERING)
I'm sorry.

485
00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:11,288
But that's what I mean.
I lost someone myself.

486
00:27:12,330 --> 00:27:13,797
I know it's traumatic.

487
00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:18,633
No. What I'm trying
to say is that

488
00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:25,239
I was like this before
the shooting,
since I was a kid.

489
00:27:25,944 --> 00:27:28,879
Everything was
hard for me.

490
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:34,915
I didn't go out that much,
and when I did,

491
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:42,517
I had panic attacks,
like, physical pain.

492
00:27:42,594 --> 00:27:46,428
You know, it was, like, worse,
it was like I was dying.

493
00:27:47,399 --> 00:27:49,128
When I met Angela,

494
00:27:49,734 --> 00:27:52,726
she was the only reason

495
00:27:53,772 --> 00:27:56,206
that I ever
wanted to go out.

496
00:27:58,176 --> 00:28:00,736
But then she died, and...

497
00:28:03,548 --> 00:28:05,277
(HEAVING)

498
00:28:14,592 --> 00:28:16,287
Blood test
will be done soon.

499
00:28:23,435 --> 00:28:25,562
I'm guessing that's
a new technique.

500
00:28:25,637 --> 00:28:27,696
Hey, do you remember
that idea that Cameron had

501
00:28:27,772 --> 00:28:30,468
about trying to torture
the patient into
admitting himself?

502
00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:32,237
Pretty sure
it was your idea.

503
00:28:32,343 --> 00:28:33,742
You want me to
slow down the test?

504
00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:37,481
Wow, everyone's got
all these great ideas today.

505
00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:40,643
So you're thinking,
"Patient won't leave because
leaving causes pain,

506
00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:42,084
"so we gotta make
staying more painful."

507
00:28:42,153 --> 00:28:43,347
That actually makes sense.

508
00:28:43,421 --> 00:28:45,889
You'll increase his pain,
but not enough to
make a difference.

509
00:28:45,957 --> 00:28:46,946
He's on morphine.

510
00:28:47,025 --> 00:28:48,322
He's on morphine now,

511
00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:50,554
pretty soon,
he'll be on lessphine.

512
00:28:50,628 --> 00:28:55,292
'Cause when you restock,
you'll actually be giving
Cameron IV bags of saline.

513
00:28:55,366 --> 00:28:56,799
And why do you think
I'll be doing this?

514
00:28:56,868 --> 00:28:58,165
Same reason
you did the surgery.

515
00:28:58,236 --> 00:29:00,204
That was because
it was an emergency.

516
00:29:00,271 --> 00:29:03,832
No, it was because your
marriage is falling apart.

517
00:29:05,176 --> 00:29:09,135
When you confess adultery,
things tend to go bad.

518
00:29:09,214 --> 00:29:12,911
When one part of
your life does a <i>Titanic,</i>

519
00:29:12,984 --> 00:29:15,214
you make a life raft
out of whatever's left,

520
00:29:15,286 --> 00:29:17,754
which makes your job
more significant, which is
why you did the surgery,

521
00:29:17,822 --> 00:29:21,383
why you pulled an all-nighter,
and why you'll do this.

522
00:29:23,328 --> 00:29:25,592
She's having me
sleep on the couch,

523
00:29:25,697 --> 00:29:27,221
just for a few nights.

524
00:29:27,332 --> 00:29:30,893
I'm not doing this to save
my job. I'm doing this
to save his life.

525
00:29:30,969 --> 00:29:33,802
Right. That's what
we'll tell everyone.

526
00:29:50,955 --> 00:29:52,820
(GAS HISSING)

527
00:29:54,759 --> 00:29:56,192
(MOSQUITO BUZZING)

528
00:30:31,462 --> 00:30:32,451
Oh...

529
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,189
(GASPING)

530
00:30:43,775 --> 00:30:45,766
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

531
00:30:46,277 --> 00:30:47,676
(SIGHS)

532
00:30:53,551 --> 00:30:55,883
(IMITATING MOSQUITO BUZZING)

533
00:30:57,889 --> 00:31:02,986
Have you considered that it's
not my place you really wanna
be walking into right now?

534
00:31:03,061 --> 00:31:06,758
Ric Ocasek will
kill me if I...
Oh, you mean Cuddy.

535
00:31:06,831 --> 00:31:10,665
Yeah, she's a little nuts,
but she's beautiful,
smart, funny.

536
00:31:10,735 --> 00:31:12,566
And most important,
she can stand you.

537
00:31:12,637 --> 00:31:15,697
Yeah. I came here
to have you
lecture me on Cuddy,

538
00:31:15,773 --> 00:31:18,936
not because there's
a killer mosquito chasing
me around my apartment.

539
00:31:19,010 --> 00:31:21,137
House, there is
no mosquito.

540
00:31:21,212 --> 00:31:22,975
This is all about Cuddy.

541
00:31:23,581 --> 00:31:26,573
She's "bugging" me.
Poetic.

542
00:31:26,651 --> 00:31:28,414
Have you seen this bug?

543
00:31:28,486 --> 00:31:29,612
Have you seen this bite?

544
00:31:29,687 --> 00:31:31,814
No, what I've seen is
a suppurating wound

545
00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:34,859
that you've scratched
and mutilated into
a gangrenous state.

546
00:31:34,926 --> 00:31:36,791
Delusional parasitosis.

547
00:31:36,861 --> 00:31:38,351
I am not imagining things.

548
00:31:38,429 --> 00:31:42,422
House, you're a drug
addict, you're always
imagining things.

549
00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:44,991
You got bitten the
night you kissed her.

550
00:31:45,069 --> 00:31:48,163
Your itching always
gets worse when
you think about her.

551
00:31:48,239 --> 00:31:49,831
You need to address this.

552
00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:51,102
She's my boss.

553
00:31:51,175 --> 00:31:55,737
No, you're not afraid
of authority, you're afraid
she actually is right for you.

554
00:31:55,813 --> 00:31:56,973
You're afraid
to take a chance

555
00:31:57,048 --> 00:31:58,606
because it's
too big a chance.

556
00:31:58,783 --> 00:32:00,148
If it doesn't
work with her,

557
00:32:00,218 --> 00:32:01,742
then maybe there's
no one out there.

558
00:32:03,187 --> 00:32:06,850
I am not rationalizing.
I'm better off alone.

559
00:32:07,992 --> 00:32:09,619
Also, have you seen
her ass recently?

560
00:32:09,694 --> 00:32:10,786
You're not staying here.

561
00:32:10,862 --> 00:32:12,489
Oh, come on.

562
00:32:12,563 --> 00:32:16,329
No. You can
go home, or...

563
00:32:17,402 --> 00:32:20,394
You're going to Cuddy's,
you're gonna ring
her doorbell,

564
00:32:20,471 --> 00:32:24,373
and you're gonna ask her
out on a date,
like regular people do.

565
00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:25,932
At 3:00
in the morning?

566
00:32:26,010 --> 00:32:28,069
When do regular
people sleep?

567
00:32:28,279 --> 00:32:29,576
Bye-bye.

568
00:32:35,353 --> 00:32:36,752
Is he in enough pain
to come in yet?

569
00:32:36,821 --> 00:32:37,879
No.

570
00:32:39,090 --> 00:32:40,284
Antibody tests back?

571
00:32:40,358 --> 00:32:41,416
Inconclusive.

572
00:32:41,492 --> 00:32:43,892
Then why are you here?
I missed you.

573
00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:46,396
Endoscopy?
Inconclusive.

574
00:32:46,464 --> 00:32:47,931
Well, then do it again.

575
00:32:49,167 --> 00:32:50,191
(NOZICK GROANS)

576
00:32:50,268 --> 00:32:54,227
I know it sucks,
but I need to test your
stomach again.

577
00:32:54,305 --> 00:32:57,274
NOZICK: It's really hurting.
I know, I'm sorry.

578
00:32:57,342 --> 00:33:00,311
I'm gonna try to get you
on your back and have
you open your mouth.

579
00:33:01,579 --> 00:33:03,513
(EXCLAIMING)

580
00:33:03,581 --> 00:33:04,946
He's out.

581
00:33:05,016 --> 00:33:06,210
(ECG ALARM BEEPING)

582
00:33:06,284 --> 00:33:08,115
Anything?
No pulse.

583
00:33:08,186 --> 00:33:09,414
Start CPR.

584
00:33:09,487 --> 00:33:12,012
Get the paddles.
Get the paddles.

585
00:33:12,090 --> 00:33:13,455
Who are you calling?

586
00:33:13,524 --> 00:33:15,754
Pizza.
You like anchovies?

587
00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:19,388
I'm calling the lawyer.
Genuine emergency,
he'll okay admission.

588
00:33:19,464 --> 00:33:20,624
He's dying.

589
00:33:20,698 --> 00:33:22,290
Exactly.

590
00:33:22,367 --> 00:33:25,302
Hi, sorry to wake you.
Your introvert is having
a heart attack.

591
00:33:25,370 --> 00:33:28,203
House, if we don't
restart his heart...
He can survive 15 minutes

592
00:33:28,272 --> 00:33:31,503
on oxygen and CPR.
We can get him to
the hospital in five.

593
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:34,706
Lawyer says yes.
Continue CPR.

594
00:33:34,779 --> 00:33:37,213
2123, Holden Green,
patient with PEA.

595
00:33:37,281 --> 00:33:38,475
Clear.
Wait.

596
00:33:38,549 --> 00:33:39,846
(PADDLES DISCHARGING)

597
00:33:41,986 --> 00:33:43,544
I got a pulse.

598
00:33:43,621 --> 00:33:46,249
Cancel the ambulance.
He's stable enough
to stay here.

599
00:33:51,529 --> 00:33:54,930
FOREMAN: His heart's
back to sinus rhythm,
but it's bradycardic.

600
00:33:54,999 --> 00:33:57,092
Taub's putting in
a temporary pacemaker.

601
00:33:57,168 --> 00:33:58,601
It'll keep his
heart beating for now.

602
00:33:58,736 --> 00:34:02,365
Hey, Cameron,
how would you like
your old job back?

603
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,567
I'm asking 'cause it's
the only way I can fire you.

604
00:34:04,642 --> 00:34:07,338
Sorry, in ER we like
to actually resuscitate
dying people,

605
00:34:07,412 --> 00:34:09,642
not just let them
flop around.
Could be lymphoma.

606
00:34:09,714 --> 00:34:13,548
No, we'd have seen it
on the abdomen.
It has to be a poison.

607
00:34:13,618 --> 00:34:14,949
Organophosphates.

608
00:34:15,019 --> 00:34:17,886
We checked the place
over and over.
It's completely clean.

609
00:34:17,955 --> 00:34:19,422
There were rose petals
in the front entry.

610
00:34:19,490 --> 00:34:20,923
Unless he's eating
a bouquet a day,

611
00:34:20,992 --> 00:34:22,152
he couldn't...
How clean?

612
00:34:22,226 --> 00:34:24,490
Very, he probably
has a little OCD.

613
00:34:31,269 --> 00:34:33,169
How often do you
wash your tub?

614
00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:34,727
Every couple of days.

615
00:34:34,806 --> 00:34:37,400
Bleach and ammonia?
Yeah.

616
00:34:46,317 --> 00:34:49,377
You know how kids play
toy soldiers in the bath?

617
00:34:49,454 --> 00:34:53,948
He likes to re-enact the
Battle of Ypres three times
a week with real gas.

618
00:34:54,025 --> 00:34:55,993
Ammonia and bleach
makes chlorine gas.

619
00:34:56,060 --> 00:34:59,223
Highly fat soluble.
He lost weight after
the stomach pain,

620
00:34:59,297 --> 00:35:01,197
explains why his symptoms
kept getting worse.

621
00:35:01,265 --> 00:35:04,462
Put him on parenteral steroids
and sodium bicarbonate.

622
00:35:04,535 --> 00:35:07,231
Even if you're right,
that external pacemaker's
gonna fail eventually,

623
00:35:07,305 --> 00:35:09,796
and I don't have the skills
to put in a permanent one.

624
00:35:09,874 --> 00:35:13,674
Well, maybe the poison
hasn't completely
shot his heart,

625
00:35:13,744 --> 00:35:16,440
and you won't have to
feel guilty for the rest
of your life.

626
00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:21,512
How am I going to place
the leads in the exact spot
on the right ventricle

627
00:35:21,586 --> 00:35:24,316
without fluoroscopy?
The Force?

628
00:35:24,388 --> 00:35:26,356
Taub put in
a temporary one.

629
00:35:26,424 --> 00:35:29,450
You can do that playing
Pin the Tail on the Donkey.

630
00:35:29,527 --> 00:35:31,188
Permanent pacemakers
need precision.

631
00:35:31,262 --> 00:35:33,230
So we can use
the portable x-ray.

632
00:35:33,297 --> 00:35:35,060
It's not real time.
Sonogram.

633
00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:37,465
And what happens
when I put him into V tach

634
00:35:37,535 --> 00:35:39,196
because the sonogram
isn't precise enough?

635
00:35:39,270 --> 00:35:40,498
He's dying.

636
00:35:40,571 --> 00:35:43,233
Exactly why I don't want
to be the one to kill him.

637
00:35:44,475 --> 00:35:45,772
Thanks.

638
00:35:46,611 --> 00:35:49,375
You knew I'd have to say no,
but you came anyway.

639
00:35:49,447 --> 00:35:51,847
You just wanted a reason
to be angry at me.

640
00:35:51,916 --> 00:35:54,077
If there's something wrong
between us, then let's...

641
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:55,380
Forget it.

642
00:35:56,220 --> 00:35:58,916
You know why we spend
nights at my house?

643
00:36:01,125 --> 00:36:03,184
Because when we
spent them at yours,

644
00:36:05,429 --> 00:36:07,488
I could tell you
didn't want me there.

645
00:36:08,432 --> 00:36:11,060
Why would I keep inviting
you over if I didn't
want you there?

646
00:36:11,135 --> 00:36:14,036
You always kicked me
out every morning.

647
00:36:14,105 --> 00:36:18,269
You never offered me
a drawer, you never cleared
out your closet for me.

648
00:36:19,277 --> 00:36:20,767
I was just a visitor.

649
00:36:23,147 --> 00:36:25,047
How long have you
felt like this?

650
00:36:27,084 --> 00:36:28,483
From the start.

651
00:36:37,929 --> 00:36:41,729
I know it's hard
for you because you
lost your husband,

652
00:36:45,236 --> 00:36:47,761
but I can't keep
chasing you forever.

653
00:36:58,716 --> 00:37:00,377
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

654
00:37:05,089 --> 00:37:06,818
I just tried your house,
where are you?

655
00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:09,223
Clubbing.
Good or bad?

656
00:37:09,293 --> 00:37:12,285
Bad. Vitals are dropping,
the abdominal pain
keeps getting worse.

657
00:37:14,265 --> 00:37:16,495
Means we were too late
with the treatment.

658
00:37:17,568 --> 00:37:20,366
Tell the lawyer he's
off the clock, we're done.

659
00:37:20,438 --> 00:37:22,099
You're giving up?

660
00:37:22,173 --> 00:37:23,504
Call Taub.

661
00:37:23,574 --> 00:37:28,034
Tell him to pick up some
morphine. No need for
the patient to be in pain.

662
00:37:28,112 --> 00:37:31,138
He's on morphine.
No, he's on saline.

663
00:37:31,215 --> 00:37:34,707
I figured you'd put him
on saline, so I switched
him back to morphine.

664
00:37:34,785 --> 00:37:37,913
I love you.
When you reach puberty,
give me a...

665
00:37:41,626 --> 00:37:45,756
His abdominal pain,
that was on morphine?
<i>Yes.</i>

666
00:37:50,868 --> 00:37:55,168
<i>Is there something that</i>
<i>causes abdominal pain that</i>
<i>doesn't respond to morphine?</i>

667
00:37:56,807 --> 00:38:00,265
I was right.
He is being poisoned.

668
00:38:09,220 --> 00:38:11,814
What's this density
on his hip?

669
00:38:13,057 --> 00:38:17,551
Just bone.
Think less boney.

670
00:38:20,431 --> 00:38:22,092
You think he's
got lead poisoning?

671
00:38:22,166 --> 00:38:27,331
Explains the constipation,
the nerves, seizures.
Hold him down.

672
00:38:30,374 --> 00:38:35,334
You're not gonna feel a thing,
except excruciating pain.

673
00:38:35,413 --> 00:38:37,210
(NOZICK GRUNTING)

674
00:38:43,921 --> 00:38:45,582
(NOZICK GASPING)

675
00:38:49,860 --> 00:38:54,695
Your mugger used hollow
points, which exploded
and left fragments.

676
00:38:54,765 --> 00:38:57,893
<i>Your doctors missed a couple</i>
<i>hiding behind your hipbone.</i>

677
00:38:57,968 --> 00:39:02,200
<i>It's no biggie, except</i>
<i>years later, they started</i>
<i>to dissolve,</i>

678
00:39:02,273 --> 00:39:06,141
and then, biggie,
you started to dissolve.

679
00:39:06,243 --> 00:39:09,576
I'll start him on chelation.
The agoraphobia, could it...

680
00:39:09,647 --> 00:39:13,083
Nope. The lead wouldn't
have started to disintegrate
till years after.

681
00:39:13,150 --> 00:39:14,845
But it could have
exacerbated the fear.

682
00:39:14,919 --> 00:39:16,386
I don't need to change.

683
00:39:16,454 --> 00:39:21,482
I know you think that but
your life could be better,
you'd have choices.

684
00:39:21,559 --> 00:39:23,720
He's lying.
About what?

685
00:39:25,229 --> 00:39:27,595
About everything.
About his life.

686
00:39:28,332 --> 00:39:31,631
He doesn't even think he's
happy here. He's miserable.

687
00:39:31,702 --> 00:39:33,829
I've got everything I need.
Yeah?

688
00:39:33,904 --> 00:39:38,170
Well, then why did Taub
find rose petals
in your entry hallway?

689
00:39:38,242 --> 00:39:41,700
Struck me as a little weird,
thought it might be
medically relevant.

690
00:39:41,779 --> 00:39:44,247
But it actually just told me
that you were pathetic.

691
00:39:44,315 --> 00:39:49,514
The day you crashed in
your entryway was
your girlfriend's birthday.

692
00:39:50,788 --> 00:39:55,782
You weren't there for the
mail, you were trying to go
lay flowers on her grave.

693
00:39:58,696 --> 00:40:02,723
Yeah, he's got PTSD,
yeah, he's agoraphobic.

694
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,267
But he's also a coward.

695
00:40:04,335 --> 00:40:06,929
If you want to change
your life, do something.

696
00:40:07,004 --> 00:40:09,097
Don't believe your
own rationalizations.

697
00:40:09,173 --> 00:40:11,903
Don't just lock yourself up
and pretend you're happy.

698
00:40:26,290 --> 00:40:27,917
Hi.
Hi.

699
00:40:30,294 --> 00:40:31,625
You were right.

700
00:40:32,763 --> 00:40:35,254
About my husband.
It affected me.

701
00:40:37,134 --> 00:40:39,796
It still affects me.

702
00:40:41,672 --> 00:40:43,572
If you're saying
you'll never be able to...

703
00:40:43,641 --> 00:40:45,871
I cleaned out
a drawer for you.

704
00:40:49,613 --> 00:40:51,308
Like, a big one.

705
00:41:02,993 --> 00:41:04,824
(BUZZING)

