1
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ANNOUNCER: (ON TV)
Blue Calamari is
still in the lead,

2
00:00:02,602 --> 00:00:04,069
but Ample Parking
is making strides,

3
00:00:04,137 --> 00:00:05,297
and is now in fourth, third,

4
00:00:05,372 --> 00:00:08,364
and holding second place,
while Blue Calamari
is at a steady speed.

5
00:00:08,475 --> 00:00:10,443
And down the stretch
they come!

6
00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:14,640
Ample Parking comes
from behind. And it's
Ample Parking by a nose.

7
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(PEOPLE CHEERING)

8
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This is the last call for
the third race. You may
still wager if you hurry.

9
00:00:20,887 --> 00:00:22,650
Here's your information
on the race...

10
00:00:22,722 --> 00:00:24,656
Out of the way.
Cripple coming through.

11
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Sixth race at Golden Downs.

12
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I'II take the two
and the four.
Hey, that's my birthday.

13
00:00:33,266 --> 00:00:36,531
February 4, 1963.
Do you think
that's a good bet?

14
00:00:37,137 --> 00:00:38,365
What's your birthday?

15
00:00:38,438 --> 00:00:39,564
Take your time.

16
00:00:39,639 --> 00:00:41,869
Don't worry. There's only
30 seconds to post.

17
00:00:41,941 --> 00:00:45,240
Is there any way I can bet
on the six and the three also?

18
00:00:45,311 --> 00:00:48,246
You know, for the year?
AII four horses.
Can I do that?

19
00:00:48,615 --> 00:00:53,052
He wants a $2 exacta box,
two, four, six, three.
Give him $24.

20
00:00:59,359 --> 00:01:00,724
Your turn.

21
00:01:01,127 --> 00:01:03,857
The ninth at Gulfstream Park.
$500 on the three horse,

22
00:01:03,930 --> 00:01:05,397
Seminole Uprising to win.

23
00:01:05,465 --> 00:01:07,365
Might as well burn your money.

24
00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:10,260
I'II burn my winnings.
Bigger flame.

25
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Same race, Termigator to win.

26
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Sorry, race just closed.

27
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Damn it.

28
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She was 14-to-1, too.

29
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Then fatass over there
just saved you money.

30
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No way Seminole Uprising's...

31
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I don't bet on the horses.
I bet on the jocks.

32
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My rider's bulimic,
purges after his weigh-ins.

33
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Leave a two-pound pile at the
starting gate, shaves valuable
time off that final eighth.

34
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Nice to have
inside information.

35
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ANNOUNCER: (ON TV)
...by a length.

36
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The Burning Bush
and on the level is Candy,

37
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right up on the inside
is Bowfinger...

38
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(GLASS SHATTERING)

39
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And Termigator
pulling up against the rail.

40
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Is anybody here a doctor?

41
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T rying to cop a feel?

42
00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:02,516
I took a CPR class at the Y.

43
00:02:02,589 --> 00:02:05,456
That would be useful if
she was having a heart attack
instead of a seizure.

44
00:02:05,525 --> 00:02:07,220
Seizure? Hold her tongue down?

45
00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:08,885
If you wanna get
a finger bitten off.

46
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Call an ambulance.

47
00:02:10,263 --> 00:02:11,628
Methodist's three blocks down.

48
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I could drive her.
Just make the call.

49
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What the hell is that?

50
00:02:22,775 --> 00:02:24,140
How should I know?

51
00:02:24,544 --> 00:02:27,172
Tell the paramedics
to take her to
Princeton-PIainsboro.

52
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Her doctor's name is House.

53
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ANNOUNCER: (ON TV)
And it's Termigator,
winning by two lengths.

54
00:03:07,220 --> 00:03:09,245
Since when does House
hang out at OTB?

55
00:03:09,322 --> 00:03:10,448
The man's an addict.

56
00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:12,218
Right, addicted to pills,
not gambling.

57
00:03:12,292 --> 00:03:13,554
It's the same thing.

58
00:03:13,626 --> 00:03:15,617
Drug abuse,
drinking, gambling.

59
00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:18,524
They all fire up
the same pleasure centers
in the brain.

60
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An addict is an addict
is an...

61
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Gambling doesn't take away
his pain.

62
00:03:22,235 --> 00:03:23,532
It does when I win.

63
00:03:23,603 --> 00:03:27,505
Hot OTB babe has grand mal

64
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and inexplicable bruising.

65
00:03:30,577 --> 00:03:31,669
What up with that?

66
00:03:31,744 --> 00:03:33,905
You were just standing there,
and she started to seize?

67
00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:36,540
Spend as much time
around the real people
as I do,

68
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someone gets sick.

69
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Her platelets are 89,
she's anemic.

70
00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:43,220
And she has
a blood alcohol Ievel of 0.13.

71
00:03:43,289 --> 00:03:44,950
Hot OTB babe?

72
00:03:45,425 --> 00:03:48,485
Obviously a working girl.
Probably an STD infection.

73
00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:50,256
No fever. No infection.

74
00:03:50,330 --> 00:03:52,093
AIcohol abuse explains it all.

75
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Causes seizures and affects
her blood's ability to clot,

76
00:03:55,001 --> 00:03:56,263
which causes bruising.

77
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Start her on heparin,
she'II be fine by morning.

78
00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:00,198
Except for the fact
that the bruises
are not petechial,

79
00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:01,501
which means it's not DIC.

80
00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:03,542
So the bruises were caused
by trauma.

81
00:04:03,610 --> 00:04:06,408
She probably got beat up
by her boyfriend. Or her pimp.

82
00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:09,812
What's that called
when you judge someone
before ever meeting them?

83
00:04:09,882 --> 00:04:11,816
She's a regular at OTB.

84
00:04:12,118 --> 00:04:15,849
Somehow, I don't see her
holding down a 9-to-5
and going to PTA meetings.

85
00:04:15,955 --> 00:04:18,480
I was there.
I have a 9-to-3 job.

86
00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:22,789
It could be SLE,
familial telangiectasias,
or even Cushing's.

87
00:04:22,895 --> 00:04:24,123
Good. Start with those.

88
00:04:24,197 --> 00:04:25,289
Which one?

89
00:04:25,365 --> 00:04:27,799
Cushing's. It explains
the seizure and the bruising.

90
00:04:27,867 --> 00:04:28,891
Not the anemia.

91
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So she doesn't eat
a Iot of meat.

92
00:04:30,336 --> 00:04:33,271
DIC brought on
by alcohol abuse
is far more Iikely.

93
00:04:33,339 --> 00:04:37,673
Do a full workup, H and P.
And Iab her up, LP, MRI.

94
00:04:37,910 --> 00:04:39,002
(EXCLAIMING)

95
00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:44,473
Did you just ever so subtly
order me to get
her medical history?

96
00:04:45,385 --> 00:04:48,843
Cuddy put me in charge
Iast week, so, yeah.

97
00:04:52,558 --> 00:04:57,325
It was a pretend in charge,
a formality to get past
the suits in Iegal.

98
00:04:57,397 --> 00:05:00,560
Right, those Iicensing-board
folk Iove to play
dress up and pretend.

99
00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:03,329
Hey, no worries.
I'II Iet you keep
your parking space.

100
00:05:03,403 --> 00:05:06,634
You can have it.
You'II also need
my handicap placard.

101
00:05:06,706 --> 00:05:07,764
Bend over.

102
00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:09,808
You make
a pretty convincing argument.

103
00:05:09,876 --> 00:05:11,935
Chase killed that woman.
Now Foreman's in charge?

104
00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:14,013
CUDDY: Yeah, we have
a pecking order here.

105
00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:15,707
If Cameron kills somebody,
Chase takes over.

106
00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:17,443
There's a flow chart
in the Iobby.

107
00:05:17,517 --> 00:05:20,179
For the next three weeks,
you answer directly
to Dr. Foreman.

108
00:05:20,253 --> 00:05:22,813
And I expect you here
for grand rounds at 9:00.

109
00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:25,253
By the way,
I Iike sugar in my coffee.

110
00:05:26,926 --> 00:05:29,793
If there's a screw up,
it's your screw up.

111
00:05:31,097 --> 00:05:33,895
You won't have Dr. House
to fall back on.

112
00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:41,834
"Do you wear a seat belt?"
Is that really relevant
to a seizure?

113
00:05:41,908 --> 00:05:42,966
Skip it.

114
00:05:43,042 --> 00:05:45,567
How about,
"Were you vaccinated
for polio?"

115
00:05:45,645 --> 00:05:48,443
I think you gave me
the form intended for FDR.

116
00:05:48,514 --> 00:05:50,414
You really Iike
Teeny Tiny Mo in the fifth?

117
00:05:50,483 --> 00:05:52,474
I went 4-for-6 yesterday.

118
00:05:53,152 --> 00:05:55,484
You want winners?
Cure me first.

119
00:05:55,922 --> 00:05:58,948
"Are you generally satisfied
with your Iife?"

120
00:05:59,158 --> 00:06:00,989
It does not ask that.

121
00:06:06,399 --> 00:06:07,559
You know, I was gonna ask

122
00:06:07,633 --> 00:06:11,000
what a respectable doctor
was doing at an OTB parlor.

123
00:06:11,304 --> 00:06:14,239
Somehow that question
doesn't seem relevant anymore.

124
00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:15,399
What's your excuse?

125
00:06:15,475 --> 00:06:16,635
It turns me on.

126
00:06:16,709 --> 00:06:19,439
Yeah? What else
turns you on? Drugs?

127
00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:22,139
Casual sex? Rough sex?

128
00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,676
Casual rough sex?

129
00:06:25,818 --> 00:06:27,115
I'm a doctor. I need to know.

130
00:06:27,186 --> 00:06:28,483
No sex.

131
00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:31,056
Just moved here.
Haven't even found a job yet.

132
00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:32,284
Don't know anybody.

133
00:06:32,358 --> 00:06:34,019
Came here without a job.

134
00:06:34,961 --> 00:06:39,159
That means you didn't
move here, you moved away
from somewhere else.

135
00:06:41,868 --> 00:06:43,392
Does that hurt?
No.

136
00:06:44,604 --> 00:06:47,300
Are you on any
prescription meds?
Hormones? Prednisone?

137
00:06:47,373 --> 00:06:50,604
I already answered that one.
I think it was
question number 20-something.

138
00:06:50,676 --> 00:06:52,405
Well, yeah. And I could
reach down and get it.

139
00:06:52,478 --> 00:06:54,378
But that would kind of spoil
the whole cool move.

140
00:06:54,447 --> 00:06:56,347
I'm not on any medications.

141
00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:57,474
Are you a vegetarian?

142
00:06:57,550 --> 00:06:59,108
No. Why?

143
00:06:59,619 --> 00:07:02,144
Because you might have
something called
Cushing's syndrome,

144
00:07:02,221 --> 00:07:03,279
which basically means...

145
00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:06,848
My pituitary
is overproducing ACTH,

146
00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:11,795
which is causing my adrenal
glands to push too much
cortisol into my bloodstream.

147
00:07:11,864 --> 00:07:14,298
What a coincidence.
I'm a doctor, too.

148
00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:15,857
Yeah, I had it Iast year.

149
00:07:16,202 --> 00:07:20,332
They did brain surgery,
removed an adenoma
from my pituitary.

150
00:07:25,344 --> 00:07:26,834
(HOUSE WHISTLING)

151
00:07:31,317 --> 00:07:32,409
(EXCLAIMING)

152
00:07:32,485 --> 00:07:34,214
What did you just say?

153
00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:37,984
"You were right, House.
Her pituitary tumor regrew.
It is Cushing's.

154
00:07:38,057 --> 00:07:39,615
"Uncanny how you do that."

155
00:07:39,692 --> 00:07:41,592
Actually,
it was Cameron's idea.

156
00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:43,424
No, Cameron had three ideas.

157
00:07:43,496 --> 00:07:45,964
I chose one to encourage,
to nurture...

158
00:07:46,032 --> 00:07:48,091
Yeah, you're all about
the nurturing.

159
00:07:48,167 --> 00:07:49,998
Do you need a hug?

160
00:07:52,338 --> 00:07:54,329
I don't see any regrowth.

161
00:07:54,574 --> 00:07:56,166
You get her medical records
faxed over?

162
00:07:56,242 --> 00:07:59,075
Work smart, not hard.
That's my philosophy, boss.

163
00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:01,045
I'II take that as a no.

164
00:08:02,715 --> 00:08:05,183
FOREMAN: Anica, I need you
to stay completely still.

165
00:08:05,251 --> 00:08:06,684
Sorry.

166
00:08:10,056 --> 00:08:11,751
Still don't see anything.

167
00:08:11,924 --> 00:08:13,653
Okay, so it's a microadenoma.

168
00:08:13,726 --> 00:08:14,818
Too small to see.

169
00:08:14,894 --> 00:08:16,384
So small,
it's not even there.

170
00:08:16,462 --> 00:08:19,431
Right. It's just a coincidence
that I predicted
a rare condition

171
00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:20,796
that she happened to have
a year ago.

172
00:08:20,867 --> 00:08:22,266
Results from her LP
back yet?

173
00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,929
Didn't do an LP.
I knew what she had.

174
00:08:27,573 --> 00:08:29,063
Go do the LP.

175
00:08:35,214 --> 00:08:39,150
Okay, I need you
to roll over on your side,
kiss your kneecaps.

176
00:08:39,652 --> 00:08:41,051
Party time.

177
00:08:41,888 --> 00:08:43,719
I thought it only took
one doctor to do this.

178
00:08:43,789 --> 00:08:44,881
I'm observing.

179
00:08:44,957 --> 00:08:47,357
She's here to make sure
I don't paralyze you.

180
00:08:48,327 --> 00:08:49,521
You've done this before,
right?

181
00:08:49,595 --> 00:08:50,721
Successfully?

182
00:08:50,796 --> 00:08:52,627
He's kidding.
He's an excellent doctor.

183
00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:54,825
I'm going to numb
the area with some Iidocaine,

184
00:08:54,901 --> 00:08:57,028
and then we're off
to the races.

185
00:08:57,136 --> 00:08:58,501
See what I did there?

186
00:08:58,571 --> 00:09:02,098
I used horse-racing jargon
to make the patient
feel more comfortable.

187
00:09:03,009 --> 00:09:04,636
Okay, here we go.

188
00:09:05,177 --> 00:09:06,201
(GASPS)

189
00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:08,406
Felt Iike bone.
Does that hurt?

190
00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:10,210
A Iittle bit.
What are you doing?

191
00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:11,375
(GROANING)

192
00:09:11,450 --> 00:09:12,917
Try rounding your back
a bit more.

193
00:09:12,985 --> 00:09:14,953
You're perfect
just the way you are.

194
00:09:15,588 --> 00:09:17,613
Oops, that was all me.

195
00:09:18,457 --> 00:09:20,322
Might want to move down
one vertebra.

196
00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:22,793
This is actually much harder
than I remember.

197
00:09:22,862 --> 00:09:23,988
(GROANING)

198
00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:26,556
My chest feels
a Iittle tight.

199
00:09:26,632 --> 00:09:28,156
Try taking a deep breath.

200
00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:29,792
Dr. House,
maybe I should take it
from here.

201
00:09:29,869 --> 00:09:31,200
Eighth time's the charm.

202
00:09:32,338 --> 00:09:33,771
You trying
to piss off Foreman?

203
00:09:34,106 --> 00:09:35,596
Just Iet...

204
00:09:35,841 --> 00:09:37,365
CAMERON: BP's 240 over 140.

205
00:09:37,443 --> 00:09:38,808
Turn that thing off,
will you?

206
00:09:38,878 --> 00:09:40,209
Take the needle out.

207
00:09:40,279 --> 00:09:41,906
Take the needle out!
Okay.

208
00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:48,581
It's a hypertensive crisis.
Start her on an
IV Iopressor drip.

209
00:09:48,654 --> 00:09:51,487
Titrate to systolic
Iess than 140.
She'II be fine.

210
00:09:51,991 --> 00:09:53,959
Cameron. Meet me in my office.

211
00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:58,930
At the risk
of sounding redundant
and right, again,

212
00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:02,166
she has Cushing's. Cushing's.

213
00:10:02,234 --> 00:10:05,726
Right, the fact that
you mangled her LP
has nothing to do with it.

214
00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:07,830
Actually, it has
everything to do with it.

215
00:10:07,907 --> 00:10:11,741
Cushing's plus stress
equals hypertensive crisis.

216
00:10:12,378 --> 00:10:13,811
Smart move,
sending the rookie.

217
00:10:13,879 --> 00:10:17,315
Her initial symptoms
could have been caused
by alcohol-induced DIC.

218
00:10:17,416 --> 00:10:18,974
She had a hypertensive crisis

219
00:10:19,051 --> 00:10:21,212
because it's been at Ieast
six hours since she had
her Iast drink.

220
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,345
She's detoxing.

221
00:10:22,421 --> 00:10:25,322
The exact same moment
that I'm futilely trying
to give her an LP?

222
00:10:25,391 --> 00:10:29,293
Right. An invisible tumor
on her pituitary
is much more Iikely.

223
00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:31,227
CHASE: What if the tumor
is somewhere else?

224
00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:34,698
There could be
an ACTH-secreting tumor
on her Iung or pancreas.

225
00:10:34,767 --> 00:10:35,756
It's awfully rare.

226
00:10:35,835 --> 00:10:37,393
Not as rare
as an invisible tumor.

227
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:40,098
Why didn't they put you
in charge instead of Foreman?

228
00:10:40,172 --> 00:10:42,970
Oh, yeah, you're the guy
that killed that woman.

229
00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:46,500
Get a pan-man scan
before she dies a cortisol OD.

230
00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:50,342
(WHIMPERS)

231
00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:52,681
Fine. Do it.

232
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,716
But when you
don't find anything,
put her on a Librium taper

233
00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:58,757
for the withdrawal
and get her a bed
in a rehab clinic.

234
00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:11,894
CHASE: Lungs Iook clean.

235
00:11:12,571 --> 00:11:15,096
Her Iymph nodes
are not enlarged.

236
00:11:16,742 --> 00:11:19,233
Cuddy tapped Foreman
to run the department.

237
00:11:19,779 --> 00:11:20,837
I didn't even get asked.

238
00:11:20,913 --> 00:11:21,971
Neither did I.

239
00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:23,037
You were suspended.

240
00:11:23,115 --> 00:11:24,139
I was kidding.

241
00:11:24,283 --> 00:11:28,219
It's the irony of women
in charge. They don't Iike
other women in charge.

242
00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:31,746
What? You think
it's something else?

243
00:11:32,558 --> 00:11:35,652
You sabotaged yourself.
You went on a date with House.

244
00:11:35,728 --> 00:11:38,663
You slept with me.
Putting you in charge
of this department

245
00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:41,495
is Iike a
sexual harassment suit
waiting to happen.

246
00:11:41,567 --> 00:11:43,000
Yeah, they're really worried

247
00:11:43,069 --> 00:11:45,469
that I'm gonna create
a hostile work environment.

248
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,563
Maybe that's the problem.

249
00:11:48,007 --> 00:11:51,204
Being in charge
means having
to say no to House.

250
00:11:51,510 --> 00:11:53,637
Would you hire you for that?

251
00:11:56,582 --> 00:12:00,279
ANNOUNCER: (ON TV)
Anderson coming out strong.
What is he thinking?

252
00:12:00,352 --> 00:12:02,684
He watched
what Tom Mants just did.

253
00:12:03,522 --> 00:12:06,753
You ordered MRIs
for the entire maternity ward?

254
00:12:07,359 --> 00:12:09,224
I was in a crazy mood.

255
00:12:09,328 --> 00:12:11,296
Good thing I got
a new boss to back me up.

256
00:12:11,363 --> 00:12:13,456
AIthough, I think
one of those
is actually necessary.

257
00:12:13,532 --> 00:12:16,126
Better comb through
before you cancel them all.

258
00:12:18,804 --> 00:12:22,740
What do you expect me to do,
House? Quit? Cry?

259
00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:25,810
Actually, I expect you
to act Iike what you are.

260
00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:28,506
My employee. My subordinate.

261
00:12:29,849 --> 00:12:31,111
My bitch.

262
00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:32,982
Well,
since you asked nicely...

263
00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:34,314
My God.

264
00:12:34,386 --> 00:12:37,583
I can't believe I got
more than a year behind
on my discharge summaries.

265
00:12:37,656 --> 00:12:40,955
Got to get caught up.
Oh, no, wait.

266
00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:44,257
I'm not authorized to sign
these anymore. Only you are.

267
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,122
Keep it coming.
I'm not gonna break.

268
00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:48,657
(DOOR OPENS)

269
00:12:48,734 --> 00:12:51,259
Scan showed a mass
on her pancreas.

270
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:54,365
Looks malignant.
Probably inoperable.

271
00:12:56,175 --> 00:12:58,166
I'd give her two months.

272
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,750
On the bright side,
it still means I was right.

273
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:15,354
Where's Dr. House?

274
00:13:15,427 --> 00:13:17,622
Dr. Foreman's
overseeing your case.

275
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:22,730
He thought it'd be best
if I spoke with you. We found
a mass in your pancreas.

276
00:13:23,435 --> 00:13:25,232
It Iooks Iike cancer.

277
00:13:26,205 --> 00:13:29,538
So something in my pancreas
caused me to have a seizure?

278
00:13:30,509 --> 00:13:34,309
Probably.
But the bigger point is...

279
00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:40,783
A one-year survival rate
for pancreatic cancer
is Iess than 20%.

280
00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:42,514
So what's the treatment?

281
00:13:43,722 --> 00:13:48,489
We need to
biopsy the mass to see
what we're dealing with,

282
00:13:48,594 --> 00:13:51,927
and then we can

283
00:13:53,098 --> 00:13:54,463
recommend options
from there.

284
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,098
Sounds good.

285
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,634
I need your consent
to do the biopsy.

286
00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:10,606
Thanks.

287
00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:12,412
Wish me Iuck.

288
00:14:13,385 --> 00:14:14,750
Good Iuck.

289
00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:20,020
CAMERON: It was weird.
She barely reacted at all.

290
00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:23,554
I've had people hug me
and people take a swing at me.

291
00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:25,927
This was more Iike
she didn't even hear me.

292
00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:28,261
Magnify three times.

293
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:34,832
WILSON: House assisting.

294
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,198
That is funny.

295
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,943
Too bad Foreman's gonna die.

296
00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:55,660
Good afternoon,
I'm Dr. House. I'm gonna
be Iooking at your...

297
00:14:58,397 --> 00:14:59,659
Perfect.

298
00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:02,623
Excuse me.

299
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:10,200
Need Dr. Foreman
in exam room one
for a consult.

300
00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:13,109
So, when did this start?

301
00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:14,843
Couple weeks ago.

302
00:15:15,314 --> 00:15:19,751
I didn't want to get pregnant.
Jake's not into rubbers,
so I got on the jelly.

303
00:15:20,786 --> 00:15:22,253
You think I'm allergic
or something?

304
00:15:23,155 --> 00:15:24,747
You have an infection.

305
00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:26,015
I'm gonna need a sample.

306
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,456
I brought the jar.

307
00:15:27,626 --> 00:15:29,753
No, I meant
a sample of your...

308
00:15:36,568 --> 00:15:39,628
Okay. We have
a neurological problem here.

309
00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:41,332
There's something wrong
with my brain?

310
00:15:42,474 --> 00:15:43,771
Oh, yeah.

311
00:15:44,376 --> 00:15:46,810
Cover yourself up.
Got what I need.

312
00:15:49,848 --> 00:15:50,940
What's up?

313
00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:52,108
Smell this.

314
00:15:54,086 --> 00:15:58,022
Smells Iike vaginosis,
but it's not really my call.

315
00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:01,650
Great. I'II be sure to put
a gold star by your name
on the board.

316
00:16:02,194 --> 00:16:05,652
Anica's biopsy
for pancreatic cancer
was negative.

317
00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:14,072
Okay, I'm gonna give you
some antibiotics

318
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:15,936
and you probably
shouldn't have sex
for a while.

319
00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:17,032
How Iong?

320
00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:20,237
On an evolutionary basis,
I'd recommend forever.

321
00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:25,574
The mass in the pancreas
is benign. It's probably
just scar tissue.

322
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:29,018
Good news. She's not
sick at all. Other than
being an alcoholic.

323
00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:33,718
The Iabs you sent yesterday
put her ACTH at 64
picograms per milliliter.

324
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,124
She's got Cushing's.
Something set it off.

325
00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:40,029
It's gotta be in her brain.
Set her up for a
venous sampling.

326
00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:41,292
There is another possibility.

327
00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:42,459
Chase, hold on.

328
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:46,130
How'd you get him trained
so fast? EIectronic collar?

329
00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:47,399
Got treats in your pocket?

330
00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:50,306
She didn't even read
the consent form
for the pancreatic biopsy.

331
00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:51,434
Who reads those things?

332
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:54,775
Maybe she didn't read it
because she knew that there
was nothing wrong with her.

333
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,610
There is another explanation
for the Cushing's.

334
00:16:56,682 --> 00:17:01,016
Maybe she injected herself
with the ACTH. Her behavior
suggests Munchausen's.

335
00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:03,680
She's had
four hospitalizations
in the Iast four months.

336
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:07,817
Well, being hospitalized
a Iot certainly points to
nothing being wrong with you.

337
00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:10,821
She's had zero symptoms
since she got here.

338
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,123
The scarring on her pancreas

339
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:14,062
could be caused from
injecting herself
with the benzene

340
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:15,395
and setting off the seizures.

341
00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:17,025
HOUSE: She's had
brain surgery.

342
00:17:17,302 --> 00:17:19,793
You can fake a stomachache.
You can't fake a brain tumor.

343
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,102
You can fake an invisible one.

344
00:17:23,942 --> 00:17:26,775
We should check her apartment.
Look for medications,
syringes...

345
00:17:26,845 --> 00:17:27,937
Venous sampling's easier.

346
00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:29,105
And more dangerous.

347
00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:30,671
Not if you get caught
breaking in.

348
00:17:30,749 --> 00:17:33,149
So don't get caught, House.

349
00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:37,122
Why do you think Cuddy
picked Foreman over me?

350
00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:38,213
Have I done something wrong?

351
00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:39,723
Or if there's something
I needed to improve on...

352
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:40,816
Will it make you shut up

353
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,258
if I told you she wanted
someone black?

354
00:17:42,327 --> 00:17:44,124
How would you describe
my Ieadership skills?

355
00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:46,596
Nonexistent.
Otherwise excellent.

356
00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:49,429
There's more to being a Ieader
than being a jerk.

357
00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:51,594
The world will never know.

358
00:17:53,639 --> 00:17:54,970
(MOTOR REVVING)

359
00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:58,405
No. No way. It just snowed.

360
00:17:58,477 --> 00:18:00,104
Yesterday.
The streets are clear.

361
00:18:01,513 --> 00:18:03,413
My car is right there.

362
00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:07,179
There's construction on EIm.
Bike will be faster.

363
00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:30,664
CAMERON: There's even books
in the bathroom.

364
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:35,140
Well, either she's very smart
or she has a severe
fiber deficiency.

365
00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:44,251
She's got an appointment
with her ophthalmologist
on Tuesday

366
00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:46,848
and an appointment
with her gynecologist
on Thursday.

367
00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:49,927
Multiple appointments
with multiple doctors.

368
00:18:50,028 --> 00:18:51,689
Symptom of Munchausen's.

369
00:18:51,997 --> 00:18:55,228
Or, just thinking
outside the box here,

370
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:58,133
she has a vagina
and trouble reading.

371
00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:02,334
There's three pairs
of reading glasses, each
with different prescriptions.

372
00:19:02,407 --> 00:19:05,240
Which would be explained
by a tumor pressing
on the optic nerve.

373
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:07,039
Because you're Iooking
for her to have a tumor.

374
00:19:07,112 --> 00:19:08,841
And you're Iooking for...

375
00:19:09,214 --> 00:19:12,479
A person
with Munchausen's syndrome
drinks battery acid.

376
00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:15,179
But they don't go
to an ophthalmologist
to get their pupils dilated.

377
00:19:15,254 --> 00:19:18,519
An ophthalmologist
is a doctor.
Attention is attention.

378
00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:22,253
How many hospitals
have you contacted? Has one
doctor said she's crazy?

379
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,487
It's not Munchausen's.

380
00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:25,120
It's not your call.

381
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:29,493
If you think
she's got Munchausen's,

382
00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:31,229
then obviously you got
something to show the man.

383
00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:34,169
A syringe in her apartment.
A bottle of ACTH.

384
00:19:34,239 --> 00:19:36,400
Munchausen's patients are good
at covering their tracks.

385
00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:39,103
Right. So, the fact
that we found nothing
proves there's something.

386
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:42,011
Look at the pathology reports
from the surgery
she had in Chicago.

387
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:44,742
They removed 30%
of her pituitary.
They found no tumor.

388
00:19:44,816 --> 00:19:46,750
It's possible
the surgeons just missed it.

389
00:19:46,818 --> 00:19:48,945
In that kind of surgery,
you're just cutting
and hoping...

390
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,818
Of course, we're both right.

391
00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:53,483
Excellent solution,
everybody's happy.

392
00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:55,117
Come on, step up, Foreman.

393
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:58,027
If you think I'm right,
order me to stick
a needle in her brain.

394
00:19:58,096 --> 00:20:00,257
If you think Cameron's right,
send the patient home.

395
00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:02,926
Either she'II be fine,
or she'II die.

396
00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:06,266
Do the venous sampling.
Get her consent.

397
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,232
(SIGHS)

398
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,877
Nice move, boss.
Way to cover your ass.

399
00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:17,043
I just agreed with you.

400
00:20:17,115 --> 00:20:18,639
Not because
you think I'm right,

401
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:21,914
you're just taking
the safe route. You're a wuss.

402
00:20:22,654 --> 00:20:25,418
Don't worry,
your secret's safe with me.

403
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,957
Hey, Wilson,
guess what Foreman just did!

404
00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:33,156
(SIGHS)

405
00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:39,593
Hi.

406
00:20:41,306 --> 00:20:44,605
This is a consent form
to stick a wire
into your brain.

407
00:20:44,676 --> 00:20:47,076
It's important for hospitals
to get these signed
for procedures

408
00:20:47,145 --> 00:20:49,477
that are
completely unnecessary.

409
00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:51,947
Then why are you doing it?

410
00:20:52,017 --> 00:20:53,416
Because you're mentally ill.

411
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:58,822
You injected yourself
with ACTH to induce Cushing's
to get attention from doctors.

412
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,221
And so far, it's worked.

413
00:21:01,126 --> 00:21:02,559
I'd Iike to see
another doctor.

414
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,923
I'm not giving you
what you want?

415
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:06,521
I don't want a bitch.

416
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:09,066
Just sign the forms, okay?
And I'II get out of here.

417
00:21:09,568 --> 00:21:12,196
Hopefully for you,
whatever you injected
yourself with won't wear off

418
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:16,264
before you get the fun
of a caring and concerned
doctor cutting into your head.

419
00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:33,888
You chose me
to make House miserable,
didn't you?

420
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:37,861
Apparently,
he's making you miserable.
That's impressive.

421
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,355
Find someone else.

422
00:21:39,431 --> 00:21:40,455
No.

423
00:21:40,999 --> 00:21:42,557
For the first time
in six years,

424
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:45,660
I'm getting copied
on all experimental tests
and procedures.

425
00:21:45,737 --> 00:21:48,831
CIinic hours have been
Iogged and completed.

426
00:21:48,907 --> 00:21:51,307
You've given me four months
of House's dictations

427
00:21:51,376 --> 00:21:53,435
so I can finally bill
insurance companies.

428
00:21:53,512 --> 00:21:56,640
I only did that stuff to prove
he couldn't make me miserable.

429
00:21:56,748 --> 00:21:58,443
Well, way to go.

430
00:21:58,517 --> 00:22:01,145
Now everybody's getting
what they need, even House.

431
00:22:01,219 --> 00:22:05,553
He gets to play mad scientist,
and this department
runs smoothly.

432
00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:08,491
So I'm stuck with this
for the next three weeks.

433
00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:10,686
Maybe Ionger.

434
00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:14,496
Would you be interested
if this wasn't just pretend?

435
00:22:16,935 --> 00:22:19,631
What did Mommy say?
I don't get any candy
in my stocking?

436
00:22:19,705 --> 00:22:21,366
Patient being prepped
for the venous sampling?

437
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:24,841
Yeah, a mentally ill patient
is right on track
for a pointless procedure.

438
00:22:24,910 --> 00:22:27,071
Yeah, we get your objection.

439
00:22:27,145 --> 00:22:28,203
(PHONE RINGING)

440
00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:36,112
Foreman. Are you sure?

441
00:22:37,556 --> 00:22:40,081
That doesn't make any sense.
Check it again.

442
00:22:41,259 --> 00:22:42,749
We gotta delay
the venous sampling.

443
00:22:42,828 --> 00:22:44,819
Why? Her urine turning orange?

444
00:22:47,599 --> 00:22:49,328
How would you know that?

445
00:22:49,401 --> 00:22:51,130
Because
that's what rifampin does.

446
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,795
She's not on antibiotics.

447
00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:56,568
But if a Munchausen's patient
thinks she's about
to get busted,

448
00:22:56,641 --> 00:22:59,269
she sees pills Iabeled
"Dangerous,
might cause seizures,"

449
00:22:59,344 --> 00:23:00,709
she might grab a couple.

450
00:23:00,779 --> 00:23:04,215
And if that Iabel
were accidentally
on a bottle of antibiotics,

451
00:23:04,282 --> 00:23:06,546
and if that bottle
were accidentally
Ieft in her room...

452
00:23:06,618 --> 00:23:07,607
You set her up?

453
00:23:07,686 --> 00:23:09,677
Might have.
It's Munchausen's.

454
00:23:10,622 --> 00:23:12,852
AII this, she did to herself.

455
00:23:31,643 --> 00:23:34,737
I don't know
what the hell
you're talking about.

456
00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:38,246
I had a seizure. I'm sick.
I need your help.

457
00:23:38,316 --> 00:23:40,045
Not from this department.

458
00:23:40,118 --> 00:23:42,018
The half-Iife
of rifampin is three hours.

459
00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:44,988
After that,
you'II get your psych referral
and your discharge papers.

460
00:23:45,056 --> 00:23:47,456
You know,
just because you stick
your fingers down your throat

461
00:23:47,526 --> 00:23:50,256
doesn't mean
the rest of us are screwed up.

462
00:23:50,395 --> 00:23:53,990
I guess
when cooperation fails,
you move on to hostility.

463
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,359
I didn't do this to myself.

464
00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:11,445
100% commitment.
Sign of a good Iiar.

465
00:24:11,516 --> 00:24:13,711
AIso the sign of a sociopath.

466
00:24:14,553 --> 00:24:15,781
What are you doing?

467
00:24:15,854 --> 00:24:17,617
Correcting your Iast note.

468
00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:20,481
We can't discharge her
if she's sick.

469
00:24:21,059 --> 00:24:22,890
Anybody ever tell you,
you write Iike a girl?

470
00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:24,019
What?

471
00:24:24,095 --> 00:24:26,188
You got some other explanation
for orange urine?

472
00:24:26,264 --> 00:24:27,253
It's Munchausen's.

473
00:24:27,332 --> 00:24:28,629
Correct, but not complete.

474
00:24:28,700 --> 00:24:30,827
You just don't want to admit
that she skunked you.

475
00:24:30,902 --> 00:24:34,929
At the end of
The Boy Who Cried Wolf,
the wolf really does come.

476
00:24:35,574 --> 00:24:37,974
Then he eats the sheep,
and the boy, and his parents.

477
00:24:38,043 --> 00:24:39,135
The wolf doesn't eat
the parents.

478
00:24:39,211 --> 00:24:40,235
He does when I tell it.

479
00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:43,008
You're not telling
the story now. I am.

480
00:24:43,915 --> 00:24:46,042
Look, I checked her records.

481
00:24:46,117 --> 00:24:48,347
AII her hospitalizations
were for different things.

482
00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:51,184
Brain tumor, fainting spells,
skin rashes, seizures.

483
00:24:51,256 --> 00:24:52,746
She's had every
blood test known to man

484
00:24:52,824 --> 00:24:54,121
and the results
are all over the map.

485
00:24:54,192 --> 00:24:56,820
There's only one constant,
Iow HCT.

486
00:24:57,462 --> 00:24:59,453
The anemia's real.
There's a million things

487
00:24:59,531 --> 00:25:00,759
she could have taken
to have done that.

488
00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:02,527
True, it could just be her MO.

489
00:25:02,601 --> 00:25:05,798
She self-induces
two illnesses. One always
changes, one never does.

490
00:25:05,871 --> 00:25:09,136
Or maybe she has Munchausen's
and aplastic anemia,

491
00:25:09,207 --> 00:25:10,902
which would mean,
without proper treatment,

492
00:25:10,976 --> 00:25:12,534
she'II continue
to get sicker, weaker,

493
00:25:12,611 --> 00:25:15,171
eventually she'II start
bleeding internally and die.

494
00:25:15,247 --> 00:25:17,215
She's not getting sicker.
She will.

495
00:25:17,315 --> 00:25:20,580
If her bone marrow was dying,
the entire blood panel
would be affected.

496
00:25:20,652 --> 00:25:22,415
Her white count's normal.
HOUSE: So far.

497
00:25:22,487 --> 00:25:23,920
We need to do
a bone marrow biopsy.

498
00:25:23,989 --> 00:25:25,013
No. No more tests.

499
00:25:25,090 --> 00:25:27,923
Look, you kick her to the curb
with a Munchausen's diagnosis

500
00:25:27,993 --> 00:25:30,655
you're guaranteeing
that no doctor will
ever Iisten to her again.

501
00:25:30,729 --> 00:25:33,459
We do more tests,
we'II only be feeding
her psychosis.

502
00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:36,126
The more attention
we give her,
the more she'II want.

503
00:25:37,669 --> 00:25:39,933
What if she doesn't know
we're testing her?

504
00:25:40,005 --> 00:25:42,565
House, you were wrong.
Live with it.

505
00:25:42,741 --> 00:25:45,301
There's probably some
blood Ieft over
from previous tests.

506
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,777
BIood tests alone
can't confirm aplastic anemia.

507
00:25:47,846 --> 00:25:50,974
Yes, I know.
That's why I want to do
a bone marrow biopsy.

508
00:25:51,082 --> 00:25:52,947
But blood tests could show
a systemic disease.

509
00:25:53,018 --> 00:25:55,452
A virus or a toxin
could be the cause.
Fine.

510
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,613
You want to test
the extra blood?
Knock yourself out.

511
00:25:57,689 --> 00:25:59,316
But the patient is off-Iimits.

512
00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:02,588
And if the results
are positive, I get my biopsy?

513
00:26:05,096 --> 00:26:07,064
It's the safe way to go.

514
00:26:23,481 --> 00:26:27,815
I need all of these tests
and a PCR done on this sample.

515
00:26:29,020 --> 00:26:30,248
You're gonna need more blood.

516
00:26:30,555 --> 00:26:31,886
Patient's empty.

517
00:26:31,957 --> 00:26:33,720
Then I can't do it.

518
00:26:35,126 --> 00:26:36,218
You can try.

519
00:26:36,294 --> 00:26:40,731
I can try to Iook Iike
Salma Hayek, that's not
gonna make it happen.

520
00:26:45,036 --> 00:26:49,336
You may not have Salma's ass,
but she doesn't have
your eyes.

521
00:26:50,508 --> 00:26:51,941
Yeah, right.

522
00:26:57,682 --> 00:26:59,513
How soon you need it?

523
00:26:59,684 --> 00:27:00,776
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

524
00:27:00,852 --> 00:27:03,286
Dr. Wilson, can I talk to you
about something in confidence?

525
00:27:03,355 --> 00:27:05,255
Of course.
It's about House.

526
00:27:05,323 --> 00:27:06,813
Oh, then no.

527
00:27:06,891 --> 00:27:09,416
Fine. I won't say anything.

528
00:27:12,230 --> 00:27:16,599
Do you think there's any way
House would take me seriously
as his boss?

529
00:27:17,902 --> 00:27:21,133
Where is this coming from?
Did Cuddy say something?

530
00:27:21,239 --> 00:27:23,264
We talked. She intimated.

531
00:27:24,542 --> 00:27:26,806
And you want my advice
on how to usurp him?

532
00:27:26,878 --> 00:27:30,678
It's very ancient Rome,
you'II need a toga,
of course, a sword.

533
00:27:30,749 --> 00:27:34,742
It's not a coup. I just
want to figure out some way
we can work together.

534
00:27:34,953 --> 00:27:37,854
I mean, I keep the team
running from an administrative
point of view,

535
00:27:37,922 --> 00:27:40,322
House doesn't have
to deal with the red tape.
It's a win-win.

536
00:27:40,392 --> 00:27:42,155
I'm sure
he'II see it that way.

537
00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:45,329
Do you have any advice
on how to approach him?

538
00:27:45,397 --> 00:27:46,591
How to deal the guy?

539
00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:47,825
No.

540
00:27:51,803 --> 00:27:53,202
But you won't tell him
we talked?

541
00:27:53,972 --> 00:27:55,303
No.

542
00:27:56,908 --> 00:28:00,105
There is no way
this is going to happen.

543
00:28:07,118 --> 00:28:09,211
(SINGING VARIATION ON
AIN'T SHE SWEET)

544
00:28:16,594 --> 00:28:18,755
Epstein-Barr titers
are through the roof,

545
00:28:18,830 --> 00:28:21,958
the most common viral cause
of aplastic anemia.

546
00:28:23,068 --> 00:28:25,093
So what I'm saying is...

547
00:28:25,236 --> 00:28:27,602
(CONTINUES SINGING VARIATION
ON AIN'T SHE SWEET)

548
00:28:32,977 --> 00:28:35,537
Fetal hemoglobin's
also elevated.
Just a wee bit.

549
00:28:35,613 --> 00:28:36,602
Could indicate...

550
00:28:36,681 --> 00:28:38,171
You see that in sickle cell.

551
00:28:38,249 --> 00:28:40,376
Not all sickle cell
patients are black.

552
00:28:40,452 --> 00:28:43,580
None of her other blood panels
showed any sign
of sickle cell, which means

553
00:28:43,655 --> 00:28:48,354
either something's changed
drastically since yesterday,
or this isn't her blood.

554
00:28:48,426 --> 00:28:50,018
Of course it is.

555
00:28:51,129 --> 00:28:52,687
Metaphorically.

556
00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:56,390
Look, I couldn't do the tests.

557
00:28:56,468 --> 00:28:59,403
I tried, but there wasn't
enough blood Ieft over.

558
00:28:59,704 --> 00:29:02,036
If you'd just Iet me
do the biopsy.

559
00:29:03,608 --> 00:29:04,700
CHASE: No way.

560
00:29:04,776 --> 00:29:06,334
I just got back
from a suspension.

561
00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:09,278
And if it wasn't for me,
you would've been fired.

562
00:29:09,347 --> 00:29:11,508
Why don't you just
get the sample yourself?

563
00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:13,244
Since when have you cared
what your boss said?

564
00:29:13,318 --> 00:29:15,878
I don't care
what anybody says,
I care what they do.

565
00:29:15,954 --> 00:29:19,253
Right now BIackpoleon
BIackaparte has got
the nurses on red alert.

566
00:29:19,324 --> 00:29:21,315
I can't get into
the patient's room.

567
00:29:21,392 --> 00:29:24,327
So, come on,
I'II draw the enemy fire,
you outflank them

568
00:29:24,395 --> 00:29:25,862
get in there,
get the bone marrow sample.

569
00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:27,090
Can't.

570
00:29:28,666 --> 00:29:30,566
Who you more afraid of?

571
00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:37,768
I'm not afraid of Foreman,
I agree with him.
AII the tests back him up.

572
00:29:37,842 --> 00:29:40,242
AII the tests
have not been done.

573
00:29:41,379 --> 00:29:44,314
You do realize that
BIackaparte's reign
is only temporary.

574
00:29:44,382 --> 00:29:48,409
I also realize that no matter
what I do, you're still gonna
treat me Iike crap.

575
00:29:48,853 --> 00:29:50,821
"Crap" is a relative term.

576
00:30:00,031 --> 00:30:01,623
I never even made it
to the room.

577
00:30:01,699 --> 00:30:04,793
Nurses called the attending
as soon as a trocar
was ordered.

578
00:30:05,136 --> 00:30:07,036
You used her real name?

579
00:30:07,272 --> 00:30:10,207
I just processed
your patient's
discharge papers.

580
00:30:10,275 --> 00:30:12,573
She's on her way out
right now.

581
00:30:15,213 --> 00:30:16,475
(EXCLAIMING)

582
00:30:17,048 --> 00:30:18,310
Wait up.

583
00:30:18,950 --> 00:30:20,611
It's all right,
she's gonna stay.

584
00:30:20,685 --> 00:30:22,676
Wonderful.
Oh, bite me.

585
00:30:23,621 --> 00:30:25,748
I don't need to hear
the riot act again.

586
00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:28,384
How'd you Iike
another medical test?

587
00:30:28,793 --> 00:30:30,192
What?
Sit.

588
00:30:31,262 --> 00:30:32,388
Why?

589
00:30:33,064 --> 00:30:36,192
So you don't crack your skull
when you pass out.

590
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,200
Just do it.

591
00:30:40,572 --> 00:30:41,834
You know what colchicine is?

592
00:30:41,906 --> 00:30:42,964
No.

593
00:30:43,041 --> 00:30:45,305
Well, don't feel bad.
It's for gout.

594
00:30:45,376 --> 00:30:48,243
It's got nothing to do
with anything you've ever
pretended to have.

595
00:30:48,313 --> 00:30:49,371
I'm not pretending to...

596
00:30:49,447 --> 00:30:50,812
Shut up.

597
00:30:51,649 --> 00:30:54,379
Colchicine decimates
your white blood cells.

598
00:30:54,452 --> 00:30:55,885
Leaves almost no trace.

599
00:30:55,954 --> 00:30:57,785
It's great for faking
your way into hospitals.

600
00:30:57,856 --> 00:30:59,983
I didn't fake my way...
Shut up.

601
00:31:01,159 --> 00:31:03,593
You've been
doing this for years.

602
00:31:03,995 --> 00:31:06,828
Don't worry,
it's probably not your fault.

603
00:31:07,365 --> 00:31:09,356
When you were a kid,
you had a close relative

604
00:31:09,434 --> 00:31:12,198
who had a chronic disease,
probably your sister.

605
00:31:13,638 --> 00:31:17,734
And you saw all the attention
she got while you were
Ieft alone, ignored.

606
00:31:18,076 --> 00:31:20,601
And it really,
seriously screwed you up.

607
00:31:21,512 --> 00:31:23,707
I do not have a relative...
Shut up!

608
00:31:23,781 --> 00:31:26,375
I'm trying to give you
what you want.

609
00:31:28,987 --> 00:31:30,852
And save your Iife.

610
00:31:33,391 --> 00:31:35,018
You have aplastic anemia.

611
00:31:35,593 --> 00:31:37,993
What, are you trying
to scare me now?

612
00:31:39,097 --> 00:31:41,725
It means you're not
just sick in the head.

613
00:31:41,866 --> 00:31:43,834
Problem is,
the rest of you appears well.

614
00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:46,336
So I gotta make you seem
as sick as you're
supposed to be

615
00:31:46,404 --> 00:31:48,065
by injecting you with a drug

616
00:31:48,139 --> 00:31:50,664
that simulates the symptoms
that you actually have.

617
00:31:54,445 --> 00:31:58,541
AII you need to know is,
you've hit the
Munchausen's jackpot.

618
00:31:59,117 --> 00:32:03,349
I'm gonna give you
a cocktail of insulin
for seizure and colchicine

619
00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:05,078
to kill your white count.

620
00:32:05,156 --> 00:32:08,717
This will absolutely confirm
my diagnosis
of aplastic anemia.

621
00:32:08,793 --> 00:32:11,626
There is one small catch.

622
00:32:12,096 --> 00:32:15,691
If you've actually done
something to yourself
to cause the anemia,

623
00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:17,291
then I'm wrong.

624
00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:20,033
And if I do what I plan to do,

625
00:32:20,571 --> 00:32:23,404
then the treatment
will kill you
instead of saving you.

626
00:32:24,075 --> 00:32:25,770
So I need to know.

627
00:32:26,144 --> 00:32:29,807
Have you been taking anything
besides the insulin, the ACTH,

628
00:32:29,981 --> 00:32:32,745
and the pills
Cameron Ieft in your room?

629
00:32:38,723 --> 00:32:39,781
No.

630
00:32:41,392 --> 00:32:44,293
Good. Give me your arm.

631
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:56,964
It was my mom.

632
00:32:57,976 --> 00:32:59,341
She had MS.

633
00:33:00,144 --> 00:33:02,669
She was in and out
of hospitals all the time.

634
00:33:03,181 --> 00:33:06,344
People were always trying
to do things for her.

635
00:33:07,585 --> 00:33:11,385
Bring her food,
or brush her hair,
or make her happy.

636
00:33:13,124 --> 00:33:14,523
People cared.

637
00:33:18,496 --> 00:33:20,396
She died when I was 16.

638
00:33:24,569 --> 00:33:26,434
Then there was no one.

639
00:33:29,774 --> 00:33:31,264
Boo-hoo.

640
00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:35,775
Where are you going?

641
00:33:37,715 --> 00:33:39,808
I obviously can't be around
when it happens.

642
00:33:39,884 --> 00:33:42,216
Well, what are you gonna do,
you're just gonna...

643
00:33:42,286 --> 00:33:44,311
Relax, you know the drill.

644
00:33:44,956 --> 00:33:47,424
People walk by here
all the time, you'II be fine.

645
00:33:58,836 --> 00:34:00,064
(THUDDING)

646
00:34:13,151 --> 00:34:15,779
So, barely out the door
and she has another seizure.

647
00:34:15,853 --> 00:34:18,185
She must have
somehow grabbed insulin
on the way out.

648
00:34:18,256 --> 00:34:20,383
FOREMAN: Once she's stable,
we need to get her out of here

649
00:34:20,458 --> 00:34:22,119
before she does more damage
to herself.

650
00:34:22,427 --> 00:34:23,519
We can't.

651
00:34:23,961 --> 00:34:25,861
Her white count's down.

652
00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:28,657
Sorry, I missed that.

653
00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:31,359
Hearing's been off since
the Ricky Martin concert,

654
00:34:31,436 --> 00:34:33,631
some cholo
kicked me in the head.

655
00:34:33,704 --> 00:34:36,673
White count, hematocrit,
and platelets are all off.

656
00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:39,574
Her bone marrow's
shutting down. She actually
has aplastic anemia.

657
00:34:39,644 --> 00:34:40,736
Say what?

658
00:34:40,812 --> 00:34:43,212
AII her other Iabs
show nothing that would...

659
00:34:43,281 --> 00:34:47,308
Labs, shmabs.
A good diagnostician
reads between the Iabs.

660
00:34:48,286 --> 00:34:49,275
You were right.

661
00:34:49,353 --> 00:34:52,322
Hey, we're not here
to play the blame game.

662
00:34:52,590 --> 00:34:54,080
These things happen.

663
00:34:54,158 --> 00:34:57,286
Sometimes doctors
send people out
on the street to die

664
00:34:57,361 --> 00:34:59,261
after other doctors
have warned them

665
00:34:59,330 --> 00:35:01,389
that they're sending people
out on the street to die.

666
00:35:01,466 --> 00:35:03,957
There's no way you could know.

667
00:35:04,368 --> 00:35:06,393
I'II go give her the news.

668
00:35:14,178 --> 00:35:15,475
ANICA: Who are you?

669
00:35:15,713 --> 00:35:18,773
I'm Dr. Foreman.
I'm in charge of your case.

670
00:35:21,085 --> 00:35:23,076
You have aplastic anemia,

671
00:35:23,387 --> 00:35:25,821
which means
your bone marrow
has shut down.

672
00:35:25,890 --> 00:35:28,620
Your body can't make
new blood anymore.

673
00:35:29,660 --> 00:35:30,820
Are you sure?

674
00:35:30,895 --> 00:35:34,456
I went back and checked
your old records.
It makes sense.

675
00:35:35,333 --> 00:35:39,064
The aplastic anemia's
apparently been
developing for months.

676
00:35:39,904 --> 00:35:42,566
I'm sorry, we should
have caught it earlier.

677
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:43,800
So

678
00:35:44,242 --> 00:35:48,406
it's not just the Iatest
white count that's
Ieading you to feel this...

679
00:35:51,549 --> 00:35:53,346
I know this is scary.

680
00:35:53,951 --> 00:35:56,511
But a bone marrow transplant
could cure you.

681
00:35:56,621 --> 00:35:59,055
A marrow transplant
could kill me.

682
00:35:59,190 --> 00:36:02,182
The other option
is weekly blood transfusions,

683
00:36:02,493 --> 00:36:04,484
injections of GCSF.

684
00:36:05,429 --> 00:36:06,862
It's a Iifelong regimen.

685
00:36:06,931 --> 00:36:08,694
Yeah, I don't want that.

686
00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:10,323
You sure?

687
00:36:12,904 --> 00:36:14,565
I don't want to be cruel here,

688
00:36:14,639 --> 00:36:18,700
but you've jumped through
a Iot of hoops to get
this sort of attention.

689
00:36:19,644 --> 00:36:21,669
I just want to be healthy.

690
00:36:23,481 --> 00:36:26,541
It's not so much fun
when you're actually sick.

691
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:29,845
No.

692
00:36:33,891 --> 00:36:37,759
We'II check the registry.
See if there's a donor match.

693
00:36:41,999 --> 00:36:43,330
Thank you.

694
00:36:49,607 --> 00:36:52,940
We have to kill all the old
bone marrow before we give you
the new stuff.

695
00:36:53,010 --> 00:36:54,705
You'II have no immune system.

696
00:36:55,146 --> 00:36:56,875
We'II keep you
in a sterile room
for two weeks

697
00:36:56,948 --> 00:37:00,145
to make sure
everything's dead, then we'II
give you the donor marrow.

698
00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:03,312
It'II take
another couple weeks
until it takes hold.

699
00:37:03,387 --> 00:37:04,979
You won't feel a thing.

700
00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:08,287
If you get uncomfortable
for any reason
and need to talk, don't yell.

701
00:37:08,359 --> 00:37:10,793
Walls are
four inches thick, Iead.

702
00:37:11,195 --> 00:37:14,358
Use the microphone.
Are you ready?

703
00:37:15,866 --> 00:37:16,958
Okay.

704
00:37:20,805 --> 00:37:22,500
Where's Dr. House?

705
00:37:50,768 --> 00:37:51,996
(SNIFFING)

706
00:38:06,817 --> 00:38:08,182
(SNIFFING)

707
00:38:13,424 --> 00:38:14,857
Turn it off!

708
00:38:15,192 --> 00:38:16,216
(DEVICE BEEPING)

709
00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:17,283
Now what?

710
00:38:17,361 --> 00:38:18,385
How Iong has she been
in there?

711
00:38:18,462 --> 00:38:19,952
Three minutes.
What's going on?

712
00:38:20,031 --> 00:38:22,226
She doesn't have
aplastic anemia.

713
00:38:22,433 --> 00:38:24,492
She has an infection.
No.

714
00:38:24,568 --> 00:38:27,560
Her white count
would be through the roof.
Hers is on the floor.

715
00:38:27,638 --> 00:38:29,469
Well, body does crazy things.

716
00:38:29,540 --> 00:38:31,132
"Body does crazy things."

717
00:38:31,442 --> 00:38:32,431
That explains everything!

718
00:38:32,510 --> 00:38:33,602
She had no fever.

719
00:38:33,678 --> 00:38:36,875
'Cause her self-inflicted
Cushing's suppressed
her immune system.

720
00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:39,909
Stopped her
from having a fever,
hid the infection.

721
00:38:41,952 --> 00:38:44,750
Clostridium perfringens
could cause the bruises,

722
00:38:44,822 --> 00:38:46,050
the schistocytes, the anemia.

723
00:38:46,123 --> 00:38:48,557
Explains everything
except the white count.

724
00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:52,520
Augmentin is a Iot safer than
destroying her immune system.

725
00:38:52,596 --> 00:38:54,086
Why don't we try that?

726
00:38:57,368 --> 00:39:00,462
You're taking the safe course?
What's going on?

727
00:39:01,772 --> 00:39:04,434
There's Iots of explanations
for a Iow white count.

728
00:39:04,675 --> 00:39:06,802
Name one that fits her case.

729
00:39:10,715 --> 00:39:12,114
Colchicine.

730
00:39:16,554 --> 00:39:20,752
I figure that she'd
gotten her hands on it
and self-medicated.

731
00:39:21,525 --> 00:39:23,493
That's brilliant of her.

732
00:39:24,862 --> 00:39:28,593
Take the exact medication
that would confirm
your diagnosis.

733
00:39:30,067 --> 00:39:32,001
People do crazy things.

734
00:39:32,069 --> 00:39:34,867
You injected her
against her will
just so you could be right?

735
00:39:34,939 --> 00:39:37,339
She consented.
She's mentally ill!

736
00:39:37,408 --> 00:39:39,501
But she smells oh-so-sweet.

737
00:39:42,313 --> 00:39:44,907
She would've gotten sicker
when I said
she was gonna get sicker

738
00:39:44,982 --> 00:39:46,677
except Cameron
dosed her with antibiotics.

739
00:39:46,751 --> 00:39:48,742
Just hold this.
Is everything okay?

740
00:39:48,853 --> 00:39:50,411
Pull my finger.

741
00:39:51,055 --> 00:39:52,147
(GASPS)

742
00:39:52,656 --> 00:39:53,953
(SNIFFING)

743
00:39:54,692 --> 00:39:55,920
Grapey.

744
00:39:56,627 --> 00:39:58,754
You have a bacterium.
It's on all of us.

745
00:39:58,829 --> 00:40:02,595
But the bruises you gave
yourself with the Cushing's
made a Iovely home.

746
00:40:02,933 --> 00:40:06,061
Bacteria moved in,
parked their cars on the Iawn.

747
00:40:06,137 --> 00:40:07,570
There goes the neighborhood.

748
00:40:07,638 --> 00:40:10,266
By neighborhood, I mean,
your internal organs.

749
00:40:11,275 --> 00:40:13,641
So, should we put her
on the Augmentin, boss?

750
00:40:13,711 --> 00:40:16,009
Or do you think
she injected herself
with grapes?

751
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,069
(SNIFFING)

752
00:40:18,549 --> 00:40:20,779
I Iove the smell of pus
in the morning.

753
00:40:20,918 --> 00:40:24,046
Smells Iike...victory.

754
00:40:29,293 --> 00:40:33,195
If you were serious
about the offer,
I'm serious about accepting.

755
00:40:34,365 --> 00:40:38,768
I'd Iike to run the
department. And you said it
yourself, things run smooth.

756
00:40:39,770 --> 00:40:41,965
Except for the part
where House went
behind your back

757
00:40:42,039 --> 00:40:45,475
and KO'd the patient
with insulin and colchicine.

758
00:40:45,543 --> 00:40:47,875
There was no reason
to suspect an infection.

759
00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:50,512
Even House didn't think
it was an infection.

760
00:40:51,048 --> 00:40:52,515
You would have done
the same thing I did.

761
00:40:52,583 --> 00:40:54,517
And I'd be just as wrong.

762
00:40:55,219 --> 00:40:58,017
What House did was insane.
But he saved her Iife.

763
00:40:58,088 --> 00:40:59,077
He got Iucky.

764
00:40:59,156 --> 00:41:00,987
He got her to admit
she's got a problem.

765
00:41:01,091 --> 00:41:04,720
She's agreed to
outpatient treatment.
He gets Iucky a Iot.

766
00:41:09,767 --> 00:41:12,395
Did you ever really intend
to give me this job,

767
00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:15,166
or were you just trying
to stop me
from stepping down?

768
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:17,764
Well, you've got
two more weeks in charge.

769
00:41:18,209 --> 00:41:20,939
Hopefully the next case
will go better.

770
00:41:27,551 --> 00:41:31,351
She should've died.
House is not a hero.

771
00:41:32,690 --> 00:41:35,215
A person who has the guts
to break a bad rule,

772
00:41:35,426 --> 00:41:36,984
they're a hero.

773
00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:39,762
House doesn't break rules,
he ignores them.

774
00:41:40,297 --> 00:41:43,733
He's not Rosa Parks,
he's an anarchist.

775
00:41:44,702 --> 00:41:47,899
AII he stands for is the right
for everyone to grab
whatever they want

776
00:41:47,972 --> 00:41:49,735
whenever they want.

777
00:41:50,074 --> 00:41:52,167
You tell doctors that's okay,

778
00:41:52,610 --> 00:41:55,909
your mortality rate
is gonna go through the roof.

779
00:42:00,017 --> 00:42:03,282
Kind of digging
this whole
Foreman-in-charge thing.

780
00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:05,511
Give me those.

781
00:42:07,191 --> 00:42:09,455
Frees me up to watch my soaps,

782
00:42:09,860 --> 00:42:13,023
catch a movie
in the afternoon,
have Iunch with you.

783
00:42:13,397 --> 00:42:15,126
Yeah, that's
a big change for you.

784
00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:18,259
Now Cuddy's
on Foreman's ass, not mine.

785
00:42:25,209 --> 00:42:28,110
You couldn't Iive with Foreman
as your boss.

786
00:42:28,245 --> 00:42:29,473
Why not?

787
00:42:30,281 --> 00:42:32,408
People can change, you know.

788
00:42:43,761 --> 00:42:45,956
Your white count is way down.

789
00:42:46,030 --> 00:42:48,498
We're going to need
to admit you,
just to run a few more tests.

790
00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:50,659
Whatever you think is best.

791
00:42:52,202 --> 00:42:53,931
(MAN CHATTERING ON TV)

792
00:43:01,278 --> 00:43:04,076
Last race at Belmont.
Put it all on the five

793
00:43:04,148 --> 00:43:05,342
to win.

